"Ah! Pervert! Someone is in my dressing room! Ah! Someone is coming!" Miss Gan Guan, the girl from the Abyss tribe, hurriedly grabbed a piece of clothing and ran outside, "Someone is coming! There is a pervert peeking at me!"
Bai Xiaobai, manager of the Beihai branch of Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion, immediately called for security to surround Miss Guguan's exclusive dressing room and sent a few people in to catch the "sex devil".
"Oh, oh, oh, oh! Tap, tap, tap." The birdman who was caught begged for mercy and defended, "I'm lost. I really didn't mean to peek. Really, you believe me."
"Smelly pervert! It's you again!" Miss Gu Guan was furious, grabbed her high heels and beat the crow hard, "Pervert! Peep at me! Beat you to death! Beat you to death!"
"Oh! Spare me! Miss Quguan, please let me go once! Spare my life!" Birdman soon had a bruised nose and face, and bleeding from all his orifices, and begged loudly for mercy, "Stop fighting, help me. I haven't seen anything yet."
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As the manager, Bai Xiaobai's fear of crows ruined the reputation of Junhuan Lingyung Pavilion, so he quickly spoke out to comfort Miss Abyss: "Miss Guguan, I'm sorry, it was our security negligence, I'm sorry. Stop hitting him, he is almost dead. Spare him
Give it a life."
"Hmph!" Miss Qu Guan glared at Birdman angrily, then looked at the apologetic Bai Xiaobai, and said, "Didn't you agree yesterday that no one would sneak into my exclusive dressing room again? Why did it happen again this time...
…And it’s the same person!”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all our fault." Bai Xiaobai apologized many times, which barely managed to dissipate Miss Abyss's anger. She waved her hand and called a dozen waitresses, "Come on, serve Miss Gan Guan."
Go to the Hunyuan Golden Immortal-level suite on the top floor of the hotel area."
"Yes." The sweet-looking and dignified waiters immediately respectfully led Miss Abyss out of the bathing area and rushed to the hotel area. The Hunyuan Golden Immortal Suite is the top hotel suite in the three worlds. A stay for an ordinary person costs at least one hundred immortal stones for one night.
According to the announcement of Heavenly Court
According to the "Report on the Life of Ethnic Groups in the Three Realms", the average annual salary of ordinary monsters in the prehistoric era is 15.2122 spirit stones, which means that it would take ordinary people more than 600 years to earn enough money to stay for one night. Today, Bai Xiaobai went all out to appease Miss Abyss.
Watching the delicate and lovely Miss Abyss and a group of beautiful waitresses go away, Birdman drooled: "It's so beautiful."
Bai Xiaobai sighed, turned around and said to Crow: "Mr. Yu, why did you enter the female guest's dressing room again? You have been caught ten times this month."
"Only ten times. On average, it only happens once every three days, which is not too much."
"But today is only the second day of junior high school." (This paragraph is adapted from an Internet joke, the specific source is unknown)
"Uh..." Birdman was a little embarrassed, "I... hehehe... I said Miss Bai, do you have... ahem, you understand, right? Do you have any?"
"You mean...?"
"Special service." Crow said, "The kind that's particularly exciting."
"No." Bai Xiaobai shook his head, "Please forgive me, Mr. Yu, but the master does not allow the kind of service you mentioned in any of the entertainment stores under Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion."
"Tch! You're a scumbag pretending to be serious. Bah!" Although there is no special service, the birdman is quite satisfied with his current life. Because he helped escort, Qixun promised that the crow can play freely in Beihai Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion for free. This
Over the past few months, I have had enough food and clothing.
Mouth, the birdman is so happy. "Hey, Miss Bai, actually I don't like special services. I am also a gentleman, how can I have such evil thoughts. Well... Miss Bai, you must not be married yet? It's better than you and me."
People...hehehehehe..."
The crow stretched out his hand and was about to grab Bai Xiaobai's jade wrist. At this moment, a shadow flashed over, "Pah!" and slapped the crow hard.
"Hey! Who is that?!" Birdman asked angrily, covering his face.
"It's me!" The penguin, who was bandaged all over, raised his chest and raised his head... In fact, Qixun was too seriously injured, so he could only show his true self, and his true self was too short, so he could only raise his chest and look at the humanoid.
Birdman, "You shameless guy, you bullied my cabinet staff again!"
"Hmph! Penguin, Miss Bai Xiaobai and I are in love, why do you stop me?" Bird Man said, "Penguin! You scumbag, you can't even maintain your human form after being so injured, and you dare to disrespect me!
Believe it or not, I will beat you!"
"Hmph! Crow, I really can't beat you. But..." Qixun flapped his wings a few times, and a dozen big-bodied polar bear security guards came over, "But this is my territory! Come on, beat him up!"
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"You! Despicable! Oops! Stop hitting! Stop! Oops! Help! Oops! Swing! Save me! Oops..." The security guards of Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion gave Birdman a good meal.
, who was already bruised and swollen, he was soon beaten to the point where he was reduced to a human figure.
The hall was busy, and a large room slowly opened, and a dozen pretty beauties came over surrounded by a little fox, "Hey, what happened again? Isn't this my dad? Why did he get beaten again? This
Is this the tenth time Yue has been beaten?"
"Girl! Save me!" The birdman, who had transformed into a crow, jumped on the little fox and said aggrievedly, "That penguin bullied me, you have to avenge me."
"No, swing girl, it's a crow, and he peeked at the female guest changing clothes. I'm teaching him a lesson," Qi Xun defended.
"Really! How old are you two? Why are you so unstable?" In recent months, Swing has been treated better than Birdman. He lives in the Hunyuan Jinxian Suite every day and is served by dozens of beauties.
It's so comfortable to talk about. The little girl already feels that she has escaped from the realm of ordinary people and entered the realm of celebrities, so she speaks slowly, solemnly and generously. "Why haven't you seen my bat brother today?"
Before the little fox finished speaking, a panda walked out of another large room. There were no scars on the panda's body, but its hands were bandaged. "Oh, you are all here."
"Uh..." Birdman, Qixun, Swing, and the surrounding staff of Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion did not answer. They all stared at Huaxiong with their mouths open.
"Hey? What are you looking at?" Hua Xiong asked.
Qi Xun quickly waved his hand and sent his subordinates away. "You stupid bear! You, you, you...beasts!"
"Hey! Penguin, why are you scolding me? What's wrong with me?" Hua Xiong said in confusion, "Did I do something bad?"
The birdman scolded: "You stupid bear. I have long heard that you pretend to be honest, but in fact you are cunning and lustful, and deceived many young girls. It turned out to be true when I saw you today. Look at the lipstick marks on your body! You scumbag
, both hands are injured and have been taken care of. Did you forget to clean up and destroy the evidence today?"
Hua Xiong was stunned, and immediately left his body to check his body. Sure enough, there were lipstick marks everywhere on his body, "I...this...you...this..." He stammered and didn't know how to explain, and in the end he could only plead.
, "Please don't spread this matter. My honest persona will collapse. Please."
Qi Xun scolded: "You bastard! Tell me! How many girls have you deceived! Oh! My Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion's reputation! What to do! On one side is the crow who likes to sneak into other people's dressing rooms, and on the other side is you
!What should I do?
!You haven’t done anything outrageous with the girl you cheated like before, have you? If you had, my Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion would be completely finished! You two bastards!” The furious Mr. Pavilion Master jumped on Hua Xiong,
Beat him hard.
The crow had already disliked the lucky flower bear, so he jumped over and beat him up. The three of them got into a mess.
The little fox in "socialite status" slapped her forehead helplessly: "You guys are such scum. Alas~"