A monk came to the Baoxiang Kingdom. He had two powerful disciples. He said he wanted to subjugate demons and find the princess who had been missing for many years for the king. Unexpectedly, another monk came and claimed to be the prince-in-law. He believed that the monk from the East was the right one.
It was a monster. Three moves and two moves made Tang Seng reveal his "original form". It turned out to be a tiger, locked in a cage. Everyone thought that the matter was over, but in the middle of the night, the prince-in-law was drunk, went wild and ate Gong'e.
.He is also a goblin. The old man's two sons were palace guards. When they heard there was a goblin, they immediately ran (escaped) home to protect their father.
"Father, what should we do with this crow?" the eldest son asked.
"Burn a few sticks of incense and send them away." The old man said, "I often hear 'the crow crows, the king of hell is coming'. I'm afraid your father and I are..."
"Father, don't be afraid, it doesn't matter whether it's the king of hell or a monster, there are me and my eldest brother!" said the second son.
"Oh, yes, yes, we have the eldest and second son in my family. It doesn't matter whether they are monsters or not, it doesn't matter if they die." The old man said, "I have pity on my daughter..."
The father and son shed tears just because of the omen of the crow falling. But who did the birdman offend? "It's like 'the crow crows, the king of hell is coming'. How can I be so capable and not be able to pay the rent every day?! It's been a long time since"
Make a fool of yourself!" After a few slaps, the crow emitted black energy, and after a few breaths, the black energy transformed into a man.
"Oh my, it's really a monster!" The old man was shocked, "My eldest son and my second son, let's go quickly, don't let the monster hurt my son's life or eat me!"
"Father, go away. You have given birth to two unfilial sons like us. How can you be harmed by monsters? Come on, let's go, we are blocking you!" The two sons found their swords and stared at the birdman cautiously.
"My son, my son." The old man burst into tears, "You are still young and cannot die so early. Eat me, eat me."
"No, dad, please leave quickly, you want to eat us."
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"Ahem." The birdman who stabilized his human form coughed a few times and said to the three "human beings", "I said, can you calm down? When did I say I would eat you? Why do you feel so good about yourself? Why?
Do you think you’re delicious?”
"..." The three of them looked at the birdman, a little strange, "What this crow monster said seems to make sense."
"Tch!" Birdman said contemptuously, "Get out! Don't point your sword at me!" With a slight finger, black mana wrapped around the weapons of the two guards' sons, and the swords immediately turned into molten iron. "Is there anything to eat? Uh.
…I mean, is there anything you usually eat?”
"..." Although the old man was older, he had seen more things than his two sons. He had some courage. He forcibly calmed down his panic and found some snacks, "Great Immortal, here you go. This is what the third girl in the family made."
It’s not delicious, but it’s clean and delicious.”
Birdman takes a few bites of the.asxs.heart and uses magic to absorb the earth energy and popularity in it. Although mortal food has no special magical effects, the earth energy and popularity contained in it are unmatched by other high-level immortal products. Moreover, if
The maker is a believer in the eater, and it is rich in aspiration, which is very effective in cultivation. This is why humans can use mortal food to please the gods and gods. However, ordinary gods, ghosts and demons only use the energy of the earth to attract people.
Just absorb it, there is no "real food", it is "low-grade food" after all, and the superior gods and ghosts are not used to eating it. The reason why Birdman eats it with gusto is because he eats it often, and sometimes he can't afford the rent.
, he and Swing were rented as "livestock" by farmers at the foot of Taotie Mountain to farm the land. Not to mention making exquisite snacks, sometimes they even had to gnaw on raw corn and raw fodder. "It's hard to look back on the past."
"Great Immortal, what are you...?" the old man pointed to the sky and asked.
"Nothing, nothing, I accidentally fell it." Birdman said with a blush, "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll mend the roof for you in a minute."
"Oh?" The three of them didn't expect this "monster" to be so understanding.
While eating, the birdman asked the two sons who were on duty in the palace. He wanted to know what happened to the yellow-robed monster Kuimulang. The birdman didn't recognize Kuimulang, one of the twenty-eight constellations.
. How could this big shot, who could be considered an ancient immortal god and had been following Emperor Donghua, interact with a scumbag monster like Birdman? Speaking of him, we must talk about the God-Conferring Tribulation. At that time, Zixiao Palace
It is true that many human talents were directly written into the list of gods, but more of them were the reincarnations of certain forces. Among them, Emperor Donghua had the most people, such as the Twenty-Eight Constellations. They all received instructions from Emperor Donghua.
He was put into a human fetus before the Conferring God Tribulation, and when he began to participate in the Conferring God Tribulation, he was finally able to become a god. In other words, originally the Twenty-Eight Stars were just masters of loose immortals, acting star officials, and the personal armies of Emperor Donghua.
The stalls in the fight between the Jiejiao and Jiejiao took the initiative to participate in the killing and robbery, and became a regular employee of the Heavenly Court from a non-staff temporary worker, helping the East Prince to occupy his position within the system. There are many immortals and gods in similar situations, and the Jade Emperor also sent people, such as General
His own children who have been transformed into countless tribulations are placed on the list of gods, seeking to be "reformed".
"Report to the Great Immortal," the eldest son replied, "that monster ate the talented ladies of the palace, killed the guards, no one dared to offend him, and now occupies the palace compound..." He told what he knew. "I have pity on my little sister.
We were just selected into the palace and were killed by that monster. We are incompetent and don't even have the courage to avenge her. It's really... wu wu wu..." The father and son burst into tears.
"..." The birdman who was eating snacks paused for a moment, and then continued eating. He had long said that if the immortals were more hateful than monsters in terms of harm to the human world, what could be done? With a master like Kui Mulang
In his eyes, people are just food that can be bullied at will. Don't say anything about the prosperity of the human race. "Prosperity" means that the human race will become more numerous. Monsters and gods cannot be massacred on a large scale, but on a small scale... there are also some human beings and immortals in heaven, but
How many non-reincarnated immortals from the pure human race are in high positions? The human race is just a vassal of the major forces in heaven. The subordinates of various ancient immortals can barely survive in the cracks of confrontation between the upper classes. They work hard, really work hard, and they are ranked among the immortals.
Ban often thinks about ordinary humans, and often interrupts his practice when disasters occur in the mortal world. The Jade Emperor asked him to come down to earth to protect the mortal world, but sometimes they really have no choice because of their low status, such as Kui Mulang, a human immortal.
No one dared to touch him.
"Do you have the daily necessities for your daughter at home?" He has a short mouth for eating other people's food, so he has to do something anyway. Of course, he can't save the old man's daughter, but he can still have a slight influence on her next life.
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"This is the bracelet that my sister often wears."
The second son carefully took out a silver bracelet from his arms. With the birdman's eyesight, he could see clearly that there were some blood stains on it. "Okay, give it to me," the birdman said, "This girl has a close relationship with you.
This life is over and I can't interfere with it, but I will allow her to be reincarnated into a wealthy family and live a happy life."
"Thank you, great god, thank you great god, thank you great god." The old man knelt on the ground and kowtowed hard, "Thank you, great god."