As the 10,000-year anniversary approaches, the secret realm of Xuanwu finally opens its door to welcome visitors from all directions.
As the former Royal Family of Ten Thousand Beasts, although the Xuanwu Clan is not as powerful as it was at its peak, it is definitely a first-class force in the three realms today. Xuanshan, a supreme golden immortal-level master, sits within, guarding the secret realm, and guiding the cultivation of his descendants;
Externally, Xuanhei is one of the Six Imperial Guards of Heaven, a big boss of the Heavenly Military Department. He is at the top level in terms of combat power and status. The Xuanwu Clan can be said to be both internal and external.
Holding the position of honor, he can influence the entire three realms with a raise of his hand. Therefore, there are naturally countless guests who come to congratulate him on his 10,000-year celebration. They are from the three realms and six realms, including humans, monsters, ghosts, and immortals. The guests are riding on auspicious clouds or stepping on magic weapons.
There are also escaping lights flying, and the whole sky is shining with dazzling light. From below, it looks like strips of light floating in the sky. These extremely beautiful light strips are called "aurora" for short.
With so many people coming, it is inevitable that there will be crowding. Although everyone is a cultivator and they are flying in mid-air, so there will not be crowds like ordinary people, but sometimes bumps and bumps are unavoidable. No, the two people here are
The two flying magic weapons collided together.
"Bang!"
Two gorgeous and luxurious flying magic weapons collided violently. The magic weapons were strong and there was nothing wrong with them. However, the driver of both families was thrown out of the magic weapon and suffered a bloody head injury. People passing by nearby saw the "car accident" and immediately gathered around.
Coming over, everyone was shocked when they looked at the decorations on the two magic weapons, thinking that this time might be a big event.
"Ouch~" A male driver surnamed Yu, who did not want to be named, covered his head and cursed, "Who dares to hit our Abyss Clan's car if he doesn't want to? You don't want to live! Look at your erratic driving.
Technically, it must be a female driver! Female drivers are most likely to have accidents!"
On the other side, the female driver surnamed Yu who did not want to be named also covered her head, "You are shameless! You are blind, do you know how to drive? You even dare to hit the magic weapon of our Prince Li Tian's Mansion! Get tired of this life! The male driver is amazing
!Male drivers have more accidents! Have you not read the latest "Special Report on Judicial Big Data on Characteristics and Trends of Traffic Accident Crimes" released by Tianting? The "Report" shows that
It shows that in traffic accident crime cases, 94.60% of the defendants are men and 5.40% are women. The average number of cases per 10,000 cases for female drivers from Bingshen to Jihai is 0.25, and the average number of cases per 10,000 cases for male drivers.
The rate is 2.20, which is 8.8 times that of female drivers. What shame do you male drivers have to say that our female drivers have more accidents!"
"Bah! You're talking nonsense!"
"You're talking nonsense!"
The two drivers glared at each other, got angry, and got ready for "war."
The male driver surnamed Yu scolded: "Prince Li's Mansion? Bah! What does Prince Li's Mansion mean? In our Beihai territory, if it's a dragon, you have to lie down, and if it's a tiger, you crawl. What does King Li mean? Isn't he just a domineering person?"
The guy with the third son? Bah! That thing who has been arrogant and domineering since childhood
, just dare to cause trouble in Chentangguan. If you come to Beihai, come in standing up and go out lying down! Bah! I'll kick him to death! Nezha, hum! Who the hell! Tell you, you can't leave today! Who cares?
Nezha is still not Nezha. If you hit someone from our Abyss tribe, you must pay for it!"
"Ouch~" the onlookers exclaimed in surprise, "This male driver is so bold. Even King Li Tianwang dares to scold him? He is even more bold to scold Nezha!"
The female driver surnamed Yu was not polite and scolded back: "Oh! Boy, you are looking for death! Our Prince Li Tian's Mansion is a powerful family in the heaven. How can a small and broken family living in a corner like you compare to the Abyss Clan? Bah! Scumbag,
Isn't it just relying on the big tree of the Xuanwu tribe?
The mountain beast tribe whose trees are still alive? Bah! Trash! I heard that they are often bullied by the Xuanwu tribe, and they don’t even dare to say a word. Haha, they know how to shrink their heads better than a turtle! They are a trash tribe! Boy, let me tell you, my car
The guy on the bus is the roller skater..."
"Ahem..." The male driver surnamed Yu suddenly coughed.
"The person in my car is Prince Nezha's favorite sister, Li Zhenying!" The female driver surnamed Yu changed her name to Nezha, "I tell you, don't even think about leaving! Hit Princess Zhenying's car,
We, the Third Prince, will definitely deal with you! If you don’t want to be exterminated, please pay the money immediately!”
"Prince Li Tian's Mansion is rubbish! Nezha is just a little overlord who doesn't understand the rules! Call him here and I'll see how he destroys the Abyss Tribe! Bah! Stop talking nonsense and pay for it!"
"What's the matter? Not convinced?! Not to mention the Abyss clan, our third prince launched a fierce attack, and the Xuanwu clan was still destroyed! It's just a bunch of turtles, do you think it's awesome to have Emperor Xuanwu? Bah! Our Prince Nezha has never been afraid since he was born.
Who! Stop talking nonsense, you will pay for it!"
"You scumbag Li Tianwang's Mansion! I, the Abyss Clan, are not afraid of you! Pay the money quickly! If you dare to make trouble, our Xuanwu Clan will raise an army to attack the Heavenly Court! Even the Jade Emperor will be finished!"
"You should pay the money! The scumbag Abyss Clan!"
"You pay for it!"
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The two drivers who "absolutely didn't know each other" scolded each other, scolding the Abyss Clan, Prince Li Tian's Mansion, and even the Xuanwu Clan, Tianting, Li Jing, Nezha, Jade Emperor, Xuanwu Emperor, Abyss Patriarch and others.
They scolded them once and for all, scolding them heartily, heartily, and shockingly... Anyone who appears in their mouths will be said a lot of things.
It's unbearable. The more scum you have, the more scum you will get. When they heard that these two people were so bold, more and more people gathered around them, cheering, laughing, shouting, roaring... not to mention participating in Xuanwu.
The clan's 10,000-year celebration, just to hear such a wonderful and bold scolding, is not a waste of time for everyone. Everyone wants to see how this ends.
Li Zhenying, who was in Prince Li Tian's car, had a look of helplessness on her face, thinking that crows and foxes can really make trouble. The young masters and ladies of the Abyss tribe in the Abyss tribe's car were terrified, fearing that Nezha, who was famous in the three worlds, would really come to cause trouble.
The two drivers cursed for about half an hour. They were both tired, so their voices became much softer and their attitude became gentler. The male driver surnamed Yu said: "Oh~ forget it, it's our fault. Beihai is the territory of our Abyssal Tribe.
, no matter what happens, we should pay compensation. My daughter...ahem, don’t worry, girl, I will go to the young masters and ladies now to ask for money and compensate you."
The female driver surnamed Yu shook her head: "No! No, no, no, no! How can I make you pay for it? It's obvious that I was driving erratically. Sir, don't move. I'm going to find Miss Zhenying. She is the kindest. You were hurt so badly. She
I will definitely give you a lot of spiritual stones. I think..." She thought for a moment, "at least ten yuan."
"No!" The male driver surnamed Yu shook his head, "We, the Abyss clan, will pay you the money. We will pay twenty yuan!"
"We, Miss Zhenying, will pay you thirty yuan!"
"We, the Abyss clan, will pay you fifty yuan!"
"We will pay 10,000..."
Just as the female driver surnamed Yu was about to shout out a sky-high price, Li Zhenying jumped out of the magic weapon and grabbed her: "Swing, it's okay. Sister, I have spent very little money, not that much." She took out the money.
A bag of spiritual stones was handed to Crow, "Sir, take it."
The male driver surnamed Yu stretched out his hand to get money. Miss Gu Guan quickly ran out of the car to stop him. She faced Li Zhenying and said, "Girl, what are you doing? It's all our fault. We should pay for it." She could recognize it.
The little fox could also sense that there was something wrong with today's "car accident", but he was really afraid of upsetting Prince Li Tian's palace, so he could only pay.
"Haha. Let Mr. Yu hold it." Li Zhenying said with a smile, "My brother is really afraid of Mr. Yu's mouth."
Swing happily put the spirit stone handed over by Miss Abyss into the bag. Birdman also swallowed the bag of spirit stones. The two people who were in the same situation just now looked at each other again, raised their hands and high-fived, "Make a fortune."
,oh yeah!”
"???" Except for Li Zhenying and Gu Guan, everyone present was confused, "Where are these from? Do they mean they don't know each other even if they don't scold each other? They 'respect each other when they scold each other'?"