"Oh, Xiao Tiantian on the swing, please hug your father!" The bird man rushed into the Qiubiu Cave and held the little fox and ravaged him. "I miss my father so much!"
"Hey! You crow, don't look like this, how can you behave?" The swing pushed the birdman away and said righteously, "Can you understand some rules? What does it look like? Don't you know if men and women don't have a relative?"
"..." The birdman looked at the fox and said, "Is this what the etiquette class I have learned for a few days? Tsk tsk tsk, I don't believe it."
"Hehehe, crow, from today on, I will not be your little fox, I am the lady who is about to become a famous lady." The swing raised its head to the top and looked at people with its nostrils.
"Hmph! Little girl, pretend to be like me." The birdman moved his right hand and a roast chicken appeared, "Famous lady, look."
"Oh, roast chicken! Crow, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let me satisfy my craving. Oh, I haven't eaten it for a long time!" The swing immediately returned to its true form, and its saliva ticked, "Crow Dad, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, swing quickly, swing quickly, swing quickly
quick."
"Oh~" the birdman sighed, throwing the roast chicken out casually, squatting on the ground and gnawing on the swing, "It hasn't changed at all, it's been in vain."
In a few decades, the Three Realms Group of Demons began. Grandma Taotie thought of letting the swings participate, of course, in the name of Taotie Mountain Support Team. However, the little fox is crazy and will definitely be embarrassed to take her out rashly, so the mother-in-law
Let Fengyi teach her a few months of etiquette classes. Unfortunately, it seems useless.
"......Lady Lao Liang bet the wrong person in the ring and lost more than 6,000 spirit stones. My mother-in-law was crazy and was catching Lao Liang all over the world." Swing was eating while talking about the group demon club, "Qiuanqi
That old guy’s Miss Chun is so amazing. Uncle Liang thought that the Seventh Domain would be the final winner. As a result, Miss Chun defeated him easily in a few moves. Hehehe."
"The closing battle is about to begin?" asked Birdman. How many years will the monsters in the Four Evil Ridge last? Calculate that the most eye-catching closing battle is about to begin.
"I didn't look at it," said the swing hand holding the chicken legs, "If you don't participate in the Chaos, Qiongqi seems to be just an audience, let alone Taotie Mountain, there is only the shameless old man left.
Send people to bully those scattered demons who are small families."
"It's hard to say." said the bird man, "The four evil ridges have crept with tigers and dragons. Countless masters hide here under their identities. The mountain of Baishu may not be able to overwhelm the heroes. Yes, I heard that there was something wrong with the Taotie tribe, so my mother-in-law was asked to do so.
Very angry?"
"Is there any?" The swing shook his little head and thought for a while, "No?"
"You idiot, you don't know what I've heard of?" Birdman cursed.
"What can I do?" said the swing. "My second sister tied me to a chair and asked me to recite etiquette and rules every day. If I can't carry it out, I will hit me with a small wooden board. I don't have time to take care of other things."
"Oh, thank you for your hard work, my little fox." The birdman came to the swing, regardless of the greasiness of her hands, hugged her and rubbed her, "Don't worry, I'll avenge you for a few days, I'll change her lipstick to
The smelly fish oil will make her spit so much that she will vomit it to death!”
"Uncle, your daughter's control is getting worse and worse!" said the swing and tried hard to push the birdman away.
"Tsk!" The birdman slapped the swing's head, "Is there anything wrong with Daddy being nice to you?"
While the two were laughing, the doorbell rang, and the crow stood up and opened the door. An old man sneaked and squatted at the door, "Uncle Liang, you are..."
Lao Liang looked around and hurriedly entered the door, "Our eldest sister is not here with you, right?"
"No." said the birdman, "I just made up the rent, and my mother-in-law was too lazy to come to my doghouse."
"That's good, that's good." Lao Liang handed Zhizhi to the bird man, sat around the swing casually, picking up the leftover chicken bones she had eaten, "Is the food good? From Phoenix Tower?"
"Uh..." Birdman looked at the old senior picking up trash and asked, "Uncle Liang, you... are not suitable. Why has your habit of 'save reduction' not changed until now?"
"I can't change it." Lao Liang said, "How can I change my innate habits just by saying it."
It's not polite to be with this senior on a swing with the birdman. He used to come to Qiuniao Cave to bring food to the young fox. "Taotie Clan? Well, yes," Lao Liang nodded, "that
The group of idiots actually secretly brought people to the closing battle. The eldest sister was so angry that she was not stopped by Xiao Huangzi, the group of idiots would have been dead."
"Sure enough," said the Birdman. "Before, Youjiang was the patriarch, and in just a thousand years of hard work, the Taotie tribe was brainwashed into a group of self-righteous idiots. They must not be willing to hold themselves in the mountains and live a stable life."
"Youjiang can't blame you," said Lao Liang, "The rules set by my mother-in-law for the Taotie clan are too ruthless and they are not allowed to leave the restricted area without authorization. You know that the place is very small, and I might be able to endure it.
How can they stay? It is no matter how many evil clans are, it is normal for them to be unacceptable to management."
"What should I do in the end? Drive them back? No, I heard that several senior Taotie executives also came out together. Can they be so unpretentious?" asked Birdman.
"I don't know, I don't know, Xiao Huangzi handles this matter, I'm too lazy to care about it." Lao Liang said, "If he hadn't been busy with this matter, your 'cow' would have to suffer for a few days." He casually told him that he could have done so.
Throw it on the ground.
The swing hugged the smaller Zhizhi, and felt very distressed, "Oh, the first brother has hit you, Oh, Zhizhi is so pitiful. Don't worry, I'll give him a drug in a few days and let him
He has diarrhea.”
The swing was pulled to practice etiquette classes, while the zizhe was taken by Huang Yi Ge to learn to speak. As a purple gold unicorn, Zhizhe was extremely talented, but he still knew Mandarin until now, which made people unable to understand. The so-called "Mandarin" is
"Human language", the current trend of the three realms is that human race should be prosperous, so Mandarin is human language. During the war between the demon gods, Mandarin was the ancient gods and demon tribes, and further forward, the language of the dragon, phoenix, qilin tribes is Mandarin.
I don’t know why, but Zhizhi can’t learn Mandarin no matter how he learns, let alone transform into a human form. This is too asymmetric with his powerful cultivation talent.
"Or it's not done?" asked Birdman.
"Not accomplished." Lao Liang smiled, "Little Powder can't tell this guy even if he vomits blood. Haha, it's very interesting."
"If you don't know, then you won't know. What's the use of learning to speak?" said Swing loudly, "It's best if my family doesn't speak. Why do you have to speak! Just squeak like Uncle Liang."
"Haha." Lao Liang was too lazy to quarrel with the little fox. He called Birdman and whispered a few words in his ear. Then, he took advantage of the swing and ran away quickly with a chicken leg.
"Oh, Uncle Liang, you steal something again!" shouted the swing, "thief, thief, thief."
"Hahaha, I was a thief, ahhaha..." Lao Liang turned into a fog and disappeared.
The birdman looked at Lao Liang who was leaving, complained in his heart, "My swing has to cry again."