"I heard about Xiao Leiyin Temple. You did a good job and kidnapped so many people. You did a great job. I think kidnapping you is a sign of understanding. Next, I decided to teach you another unique skill - forming a club."
Birdman and Huang Meier found a banquet on the clouds. The two of them sat there in a arrogant manner, showing off their teeth and claws. They looked very annoying. "Do you know how to form a club? It means recruiting younger brothers, occupying the territory, watching the show, and making a lot of money!"
"Teacher, I know this." Huang Mei'er said, "Teacher, you have forgotten, I have many younger brothers at Xiaoleiyin Temple in Maitreya Mountain. I understand the club."
"Shit! You know shit!" Crow pointed at Huang Meier's head with his hand, "What do you call a club? Bah, scumbag, it's just a small club. I want to teach you to build a big club, recruit powerful younger brothers, and take over the big club.
Territory, make a lot of money!"
"A big club? How do you say it? Is it different from a small club?"
"Is there still a difference~? Of course there is!" Birdman lectured, "In a small club, each one curses, fights, and kills all day long, and scheming and fighting for three or five broken spiritual stones... Huh! Is it worth it? Bah! Not at all.
It’s not worth it! If nothing else, let’s just talk about your little
Leiyin Temple, what happened next? The little monsters didn't run away, but they ran away. It's all over. Do you know that the hozens scattered when the tree fell? There is no cohesion at all. The big club I taught you is a cohesive organization, even if you are not here
, it will still be no problem if we change the boss.”
"Hey? Teacher, you're not talking about Lingshan Leiyin Temple, are you? The Great Leiyin Temple has had several different Buddha bosses."
"Shhhhhhh! Don't talk nonsense." Crow continued, "When talking about associations, you need to have some basics. There are many black organizations in the Three Realms, but most of them met a miserable end. Flame Mountain, Black Bear Mountain, White Bone Mountain... countless
In the end, the club cannot escape the end. Tell me, why?!"
"Uh... I don't know." Huang Mei'er shook his head.
"Idiot, there is no backstage!" The birdman knocked the chime boy on the forehead a few times, "The boss of Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong, caused so much trouble back then, why hasn't anyone destroyed it yet? It's not that Sun Wukong has a backstage.
If you build a society, haha, there is an advantage, that is, the Buddha from the East will protect you, and no one will dare to touch you. With this advantage, if you just make a small fuss, it will be a bit of a waste of status."
"Then... uh... Teacher, I'm a little confused." Huang Mei'er thought for a while, "What should I do? Is it like before, blocking the road with no shirt, kidnapping a few little monsters as helpers, and then running to other monsters?
Turf fight?”
"No!" Crow raised his hand and grabbed the chime-tapping boy's ear, "Didn't I tell you~ That's how you play in a small club. Come to the big ones! Do the big ones understand?! You can't be shirtless! The society is big
The leader should be well-dressed and well-groomed. He should have the demeanor of a gentleman and the aura of a big shot. He should be full of benevolence and justice. His speech should be based on family virtues. He should help the poor from time to time, punish rape and eliminate evil... "Don't look at the birdman himself.
Although he has been in the Siji Mountains for so long, he is still very familiar with the things that the leaders of the Siji clan do on a daily basis. "It doesn't look like you are acting like a gangster now. This is not acceptable.
You have to remember that the more hooligan you are, the less you will look like a hooligan. You have to hide your face, smile and greet people, look like a loyal person, be polite, be polite and humble... Only make mistakes when there is no one behind your back.
.”
"Teacher, I'm not lying to you. The more you talk, the more you sound like our Leiyin Temple. My master and Sakyamuni..."
"Hey, hey! Can I tell you not to talk nonsense?" Birdman covered Huang Mei'er's mouth, which was about to talk nonsense, "I'm telling you, in short, from now on, you have to stand up straight, speak steadily, and
With a smile on your face, you feel like you are in the spring breeze. You have to be calm and don't show panic when facing anything."
"This..." Huang Mei'er thought for a while, stood up straight, his expression changed several times, and finally completely lost his original unruly energy, "Okay~ Teacher Yu, the student will never look like a little hooligan again in the future." The boy said.
I deliberately pressed my voice backwards, and it really sounded like that.
"Yes, you are indeed enlightened." Crow Crow praised. "In addition to maintaining your own demeanor, your subordinates must also be more advanced. The leader of a large society cannot directly contact his juniors, otherwise his status will be lowered! There must be several transitions in the middle. You
, you should collect some powerful monsters in the west of you and tame them... What do you mean by taming? It means defeating them.
Them! Then ask them to recruit the younger brothers, one level at a time... Remember, if you want to recruit monsters, ordinary serious monsters will not work. You have to recruit those who are not afraid of anything and will not obey anyone. Only those kind of people can be thugs.
Only in the future will we be able to fight for territory. Do you know about the Conferring God Tribulation? Uncle Hongjun’s tricks are so good. Conferring Gods does not follow merit.
Virtue, and it depends on who is stronger and who has high professional quality. You should learn from it. Uncle Hongjun is the founder of our industry... The most important thing is of course the territory. There is nothing to say about this, just grab it! But you have to
Remember, you must make a famous statement, such as blaming the ordinary monsters and mortal spirits in your opponent's territory for their poor life, or...
In short, it's just to find trouble, seek reasons, and get everyone from the underworld to the white side to support you, and no one dares to make irresponsible remarks. By the way, if you want to do this, you must first make the people in your territory comfortable, so that you have no flaws, and your opponents have nothing to say.
, you have to get rid of the ills, develop the economy, strictly enforce the law, neatly regulate the system, be considerate of the people's sentiments, and provide reasonable welfare..."
"Oh~ It's so difficult~ Oh, no! It should be, oh, it seems a little difficult~ But I will try my best to do it." The first half of the words were still informal, but Huang Meier soon changed to another formal attitude.
Speech.
"Of course it's difficult. If it's not difficult, anyone can do it," Bird Man said, "It's not easy to be a gangster, and it's even harder to be a big gangster. Do you have the confidence?"
"Yes! Teacher, don't worry, the students will not disappoint you!" Well, after a while, Huang Mei'er changed drastically, and even used honorifics, "The sky is above, the soil is thick below, a good man needs to have some
Great ambitions. Teacher, I must build a big society in the West!"
"Great! I believe you!" Crow was so moved.
"It's just a teacher, what should I do as a student in the first step...?"
"Fight the demon!" Bird Man said, "Do you have a big monster in the West? Fuck him! Beat him! Trick him! Accept him as your younger brother! Let him do good deeds! If you are not convinced, deal with him! Until he is convinced... the same sentence
By the way, Hongjun is the founder of our gangster world. If you really don’t know how to manage your subordinates, you should strictly follow the pattern and rules of heaven.
Just go away. That is all based on the experience of our uncle Hongjun who has been playing hooligans for countless years! I guarantee it is true! If there are not many demons in the west, you can also find some evil demons in the east! You are welcome, arrest them! You are not in the west
Is it important to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately? Just use this reason! No one can say anything! They will all support you."
"Okay!" Huang Mei'er cupped his hands and said, "The teacher's suggestion is good, students should keep it in mind. Master Maitreya happened to want to send me down to earth to slay demons in recent years, so just follow the trend." This change of the chime-knocking boy is really amazing, Guigui
It's neat and tidy, with no trace of irregularity left!
"But you have to be careful about certain territorial boundaries between the east and the west, and don't mess with things you shouldn't mess with." Birdman said, "For example, try not to go to Wanshou Mountain. If you want to talk about big hooligans, Zhen Yuanzi is the one.
That's the old guy. You can't mess with him, that old guy can eat people without spitting out their bones..."
"Ahem. Little bird, who do you think is the big hooligan?" The crow was talking nonsense, completely unaware that an old man had quietly stood beside him.
"Zhen Yuanzi." Bird Man said, "That old guy is definitely a big guy...uh..." Soon, Crow noticed the old man beside him, and he was so frightened that he started to sweat all over.
Immortal Zhenyuan raised his hand and swept away the floating dust. "Pop!" The crow suddenly fell from mid-air to the ground, making a big hole.
"Ah!" Huang Mei'er was horrified, "Great Immortal, little monk Huang Mei'er, meet me... I've met the Great Immortal."
Zhen Yuanzi looked at the chime-beating boy who came from the east to the Buddha with his peripheral vision, and sneered, "Why are you still standing here? Why don't you quickly follow the little bird's instructions and go to the mortal world to slay demons?"
"Oh my god... The immortal is right. That young monk left first." The trembling yellow eyebrows glanced at the birdman on the ground, "Teacher, don't blame the students for not saving you. After all, we are all hooligans,"
It is a virtue not to save people even if they die, this is what you teach your students." The little monk flew away without looking back.