"Ouch, I've beaten someone to death. Come on, someone is here. There's a black boss beating someone up. Ouch, it's unreasonable!" After being hit by the dust, Birdman rolled on the ground for a long distance before he stopped and held his hands.
His stomach groaned and screamed, "Is there anyone else? Hit someone! The black boss is beating someone! Help..."
"It's true that it will never grow up." Immortal Zhenyuan shook his head helplessly, gently grabbed the birdman, and pulled the birdman to him from the air, "You are a little bird, you are worthy of having a crow's mouth, you are really bad! It's really noisy!"
"Ouch! Master, please be gentle, I'm injured." The birdman struggled to get out of the immortal's control and shouted, "How painful it is for you now."
"Still pretending? Still pretending?!" Zhen Yuanzi said, "With that old turtle's shell protection, it would be strange if you feel pain."
"Um..." The lie was exposed, and the crow was a little embarrassed, and stopped screaming and acting, "Uncle, do you know? Tsk, tsk, tsk, your ears are good enough? What, you have an undercover agent at the top of the Xuanwu clan?"
"Hmph! Stop talking nonsense, I just guessed it." Zhen Yuanzi said, "That old guy had some friendship with me back then. Before you completely refine the turtle shell, you can't hide its smell."
The Great Immortal was born early and loved to travel when he was young. There is no place in the Three Realms and Five Elements that he cannot visit. His connections and friendships are extremely complex and "rich". "I was sitting at a banquet just now.
On the field, I vaguely sensed the old guy's aura, and thought that the Xuanwu tribe had used some means to resurrect that guy? I didn't expect to follow him and take a look, huh, what a bad luck, it's you, a dead crow, wearing a dead turtle shell.
Let's go shopping." Compared to resurrecting the Xuanwu Emperor, the Great Immortal was actually more suspicious that the Xuanwu Clan had trained turtle shells into powerful magic weapons, but he didn't tell the crow.
Birdman sat on the chair again, drinking and pointing at the immortal with his hand, "Why do you, an old man, beat around the bush and curse people? You are really disrespectful to me."
"Did I curse? Aren't you a dead crow? Aren't the turtle shells the dead turtle's?" Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile, "Little bird, you are better now. The most cowardly monster gets the hardest shell. From now on,
You can hide in your shell and scold anyone you meet." Daxian still understands Crow's rogue personality.
"That's true." That's what Birdman thought when he got the turtle shell. "Uncle, since you know how powerful I am, we guys should be more polite in the future. If you bully me again, I will take the turtle shell and the swing and lie down on it."
Wuzhuang Guan is very happy to curse you for three thousand to five thousand years."
"Oh! You can try it." The immortal smiled and looked at the crow, very "kindly".
"Hey, I'm kidding. With the relationship between us, how could I scold you, little bird?" Even if the borrower had ten thousand courages, he wouldn't dare to scold Zhen Yuanzi. Wouldn't that be courting death? Crow said: "You are
My dearest and most beloved elder, how can I be willing to scold you? In fact, I have always had a dream these years, that is, I hope to kneel down and kowtow to recognize you as my godfather. I..."
"Hey! Stop talking." Zhen Yuanzi would never want a crow as his son, "I have the breeze and the bright moon to show my filial piety, but you, hehe, get out of here, you can cool off wherever you like."
"What? Don't want it? Oh, you don't want it yet? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, do you know how many people in the Three Realms want me now? Oh yo yo yo... You old man, you really don't know the goods, ugh! Don't pull me down, I'll give it back.
I don’t admit it. I, the Jade Bird, was born in heaven and earth. I am a manly man with gold under my knees. I don’t even bother to recognize you as my father and kneel down to you. Humph!” This sentence came out of the bird man’s mouth, but it sounded awkward to him.
"Hahaha... Xiaoniao, you are right. You are definitely a hot commodity in the Three Realms now." Zhen Yuanzi joked, "It's a pity that you are a gangster who doesn't know how to praise and doesn't pick up on anyone's fault. Hahaha..."
The Great Immortal smiled happily, almost showing the appearance of some "old friends" in front of his eyes who were extremely angry and unable to do anything to the Birdman.
"It's not that we don't have sex, we really can't." Bird Man said, "When we drink, we don't hide it. To tell you the truth, if I were alone, I would choose a good family to 'marry'. But
I have a family, a job, a daughter, and pets. I really don’t want to
It means asking a group of ambitious guys to take the reins. King Li Tianwang and his family are also very aware of the trouble-making world. I absolutely cannot stand a life controlled by immortals and gods." In order to prove his words, Crow stood up and patted his chest, "Didn't I just say that?
Already?
We are men with strong waists and will not give up for five buckets of rice..." The crow spirit was full of "bold words". It happened that at this time several gods passed by from the sky and dropped a few broken spiritual stones. The bird man was overjoyed and did not hesitate.
, knelt down and crawled to find money. Then
This greedy virtue is really speechless. After searching for a long time, he put the broken spiritual stone into his arms. The birdman raised his head and stared at the sky for a long time. After making sure that no immortal passed by and dropped the money, he reluctantly stood up and said to the immortal: "Hey
?Man, where did we just talk?"
"Speaking of...well, you are said to be tough." Zhen Yuanzi was ashamed to say it, "You won't bend your back for five pecks of rice."
"Yes, that's right, it's just that I have a strong back. I am an upright and upright man." Birdman continued to brag, "No force should try to get me! Impossible! I, Jade Bird Man, blah blah blah..." Bragging does not require drafting.
, this can also be regarded as the thaumaturgic skill of Qiutiao Dafa.
Zhen Yuanzi was too lazy to listen to Crow's nonsense and quickly changed the topic, "I'm talking about Birdman, what on earth did you do to make Xuan Hei, who values family ties and filial piety the most, give away his father's remains?"
"Hehe, I won't tell you." Birdman deliberately kept it secret. He stared at the Great Immortal for a while and then suddenly laughed and said: "Man, you told me not to pretend, why are you still pretending to be stupid with me? You can't guess? You can
Don’t tell me, little one, that you don’t know the news about my family’s departure from the Pangu world. Can you guess it by just thinking about it?”
"Of course I understand that you ran away with your family. I also know that you were beaten by Xuanniao just after you came back." Zhen Yuanzi deliberately angered Crow, "As for the rest, how do I know, old immortal?"
"I am a good man who doesn't fight with women, and I don't care about taking care of black birds." Birdman boasted, "You call her now! I can't beat her!" As soon as the crow finished saying this, several more people appeared in the sky.
A fairy passed by, and she was a female fairy. The crow, who had been paying attention to the sky, hoping to pick up money again, looked up and saw
One of those female fairies looked very much like a black bird. He was so frightened that he swooped under the table and did not dare to come out. "My daughter, it's over. If anyone comes, I'm going to be finished!" This guilty conscience
The guy trembled and didn't show his head for a long time. It seemed that the birdman was really afraid of the black bird, which caused a psychological shadow.
"You worthless little bird, get out of here." Daxian was going to kick the birdman out from under the table, but the crow clung to Zhen Yuanzi's thigh and shouted "Help". Daxian sighed.
Said: "You said that since you are so timid, you are still bragging
What are you doing? That wasn't a black bird just now. If it were a black bird, how could she fly over my head?" What the immortal said is so right. No immortal with eyesight would dare to cross the sky above him. The one who just passed by
They are all immortals whose cultivation level is not even that of Taiyi Golden Immortal.
"Ah? It's not a black bird? That's good, that's good." The birdman slowly let go of the immortal's thigh, bent over, shrank his head, and looked hesitantly into the sky for a while, and finally stood up, doing the same thing as before
He patted his chest, but his aura was very different from when he was bragging. "I... Huh! I'm not afraid of her! Huh!"
The mouth was really short and hard, "I, the Jade Bird, swear that I will flatten Xuanniao next time I see her!" While saying this, Crow secretly muttered in his heart: "I must walk around Xuanniao in the future.
!Even if you really can't get around it, you have to pretend to be dead. As long as you don't open your eyes, it's not a 'meeting'. Hehe, I'm the wittiest one."
"Alas~" Zhen Yuanzi patted his forehead, "You little bird, how come you don't look like the heroic figure of Jiuzi Yutian back then? Alas~"