At the residence of Grandma Taotie in Taotie Mountain, Birdman sat down generously and said, "Oh, my friend also has a day to pay the rent in advance, hahaha..." He threw a piece of immortal stone to pay the rent in a very cool way...
"Wow." Xianshi accidentally broke Luan Si Mei's water glass.
"Yes, it's just blackmail. Crow, do you have any opinion?" Fourth sister Luan pinched Birdman's collar and asked word by word, "Do you, or don't you, have any opinion?"
"Uh..." Birdman shrugged, "No, no, here, here, the fairy stones are all here. Fourth sister, please take them."
"Humph! I guess you are wise." Sister Luan was very happy, "Now I can go shopping at Yunshang House again!" I was thinking about what clothes to buy for a while, without looking at my feet, and then... "Bang!"
Kicked Grandma Taotie's trash can down with her feet.
"Eleven fairy stones, please pay for it." Grandma Taotie said coldly while smoking a cigarette.
"Mother-in-law, you are blackmailing me." Fourth sister Luan said with a bitter smile.
"Yes, it's just blackmail, isn't it?" Granny Taotie pulled Fourth Sister Luan's hair, "Do you have any objections?"
"No, no, no, it's all yours, mother-in-law. It's all yours, mother-in-law." Fourth sister Luan offered the fairy stone with both hands.
"I'm sorry you don't dare!" Grandma Taotie counted the pieces with her hands and was very satisfied. When she was putting them into her cuffs, a piece fell out and hit the crow's feet with a "pop".
"Ouch!!!" Birdman rolled on the ground and shouted, "Mother-in-law, you smashed me, you..."
"What do you want me to do...?" Granny Taotie took out a machete and dangled it in front of the birdman, "Do you want me to pay for it?"
"..." Facts have proved that in blackmailing people, only superiors and subordinates can defeat each other. Birdman respectfully picked up the fairy stone and said, "Mother-in-law, please put it away. My bones are strong, so don't break the stone. Hehehehe..."
"Huh!" Grandma Taotie wiped the fairy stone with her handkerchief in disgust and put it away carefully.
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"What will happen if we find them out?" Birdman replied, "Don't you know about those guys? If you do it forcefully, the result will be nothing more than flesh and blood stains all over your body."
"Indeed." Grandma Taotie exhaled a puff of smoke, "The trick of self-destruction is very useful. I don't know where they learned it."
"It can completely crush the soul in an instant, and even the Hunyuan Golden Immortal has a hard time putting it back together. This self-destruction can be considered a high-level magic." Birdman said with a smile.
"Hongtian's?"
"may be."
"Where's Huang Tian?"
"It's possible."
"'Hundred Sons' and the others?"
"Equally possible."
"Huh..." Grandma Taotie exhaled another cloud of smoke, "This world is so bad~"
"Fortunately, there is a golden dragon barrier here to make them hesitate, otherwise..." The birdman was a little scared.
"Haha, you have been a little arrogant lately." Granny Taotie mocked, "You actually let that little girl go through such danger. You would never have made such a mistake in the past."
"Yes." Birdman reflected on himself, "I can always 'predict' some things during this period. I am indeed very complacent."
"How about letting the swing go out less?" Luan Si Mei suggested.
"No!" Birdman somewhat agreed with Luanying's opinion, but Grandma Taotie objected directly, "Escape is not a solution, the three realms are just a cage, there is no way to escape."
"But..." Crow wanted to refute, but couldn't find any reason. Really no one can escape from the "Three Realms".
"I have already signed that girl up," Grandma Taotie said, "Let her go to Fuxi No. 1 Middle School. She will be safer there."
"Fuxi No.1 Middle School?" Luanying hesitated for a while and asked, "A place where the disciples and grandsons of human beings and immortals go, and a swing with a monster origin...isn't it appropriate?"
"There's nothing inappropriate." Grandma Taotie said, "Although Fuxi is the emperor of the human race, he is also the first generation of demon emperors. The demon clan is his own family, so it doesn't matter. There are always demons in that place to participate in learning, and going to the swing is not a special case.
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"But I remember that the human students in that school were very unfriendly to the monsters and discriminated against them." Unlike Huang Ji, Fengyi, Egg Chiqing and Luanying who had never been to school, they were born in Wahuang No. 1 Middle School and had participated in the competition many times.
He participated in the competition between middle school students in the Three Realms and won the runner-up result. "I have never seen any demon student representatives from Fuxi No. 1 Middle School competing. There must be too much discrimination and the demon race is not allowed to come forward."
"I asked Swing to study, not to show off her strength." Granny Taotie said, "The reason why I asked her to go to Fuxi No. 1 Middle School is because unlike other schools, that middle school was only established in the name of the Great God. It was founded by Emperor Fuxi.
Built by hand, the campus has a virtual image of Hetu and Luoshu, which is extremely safe. Even the Supreme Golden Immortal cannot break through it in a short time without a big magic weapon. Except for Tianting No. 1 Middle School where the Haotian Mirror body hangs high, Fuxi No. 1 Middle School
The center is the second safest academy in the Three Realms. Let the little girl hide there for a while and let her come out when the situation is stable. Moreover, the little girl has followed this smelly crow since she was a child. What good can she learn? She is born with the nine-tailed talent.
You can't defeat a mortal six-tailed fox created by elixir. It's too useless. You need to learn spells systematically. Also, children of this age should make some friends and play with children of the same age. They always follow you, a stupid crow, everywhere.
Working part-time is not a good thing."
"But..." Luanying pointed in a certain direction, "Will the empress be unhappy? Wa Huang No. 1 Middle School just received the imperial plaque from the Wa Palace some time ago, which is considered to be officially recognized. It is more suitable for the demon clan not to use the swing.
Isn’t it good to choose Fuxi No. 1 Middle School instead of Wahuang No. 1 Middle School? After all, I was named to participate in the summer camp not long ago, isn’t it good?”
"There's nothing wrong with that!" Birdman said coldly, "It's better to stay away from her!"
"Don't worry, not to mention that the empress is a human saint, just the fact that she served as the honorary principal when Fuxi No. 1 Middle School was established can be sure that the swing will go anywhere," Grandma Taotie said.
"Then...okay." Luanying had nothing to say.
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Back at Qiu Bird Cave, Birdman threw himself on the swing and cried loudly, "Oh my, girl, I will never see you again, woo woo woo..."
"Hey, hey, stinky crow, don't touch it, I've hidden all the money, and I don't have it with you." Swing pushed the birdman away and said.
"..." Birdman was speechless. "It's really hard to deceive children when they are older. They were obviously stupid when they were young."
"Hey, hey, Dad Crow, what did you just say? Why can't you see me?" Swing pulled a chicken leg and took a bite, "What? Are you terminally ill? Are you going to die? I can tell you,
If you have any inheritance, please tell me immediately. Don’t hide your bank password or anything like that. Tell me immediately. If you have debts, I won’t care..."
"You heartless little fox!" Birdman took the swing's messy tail off the sofa and sat down firmly, "You and Zhizhi will go to school in a while."
"Go to school?" Swing Qian touched his chin, "What school are you going to? Me and Zhizhi?"
"That's right, it's you." Birdman said, "Fuxi won the first prize."
"High school? I didn't even go to elementary school or middle school, just high school?" Swing asked.
"Little fox, have you forgotten your identity?" Birdman said, "Those people above stopped staring at you just now. How could I have dared to let you go to school before?"
"That makes some sense." Swing said, "But it wouldn't be interesting if I didn't go to school or anything like that."
"Hehe, hehe, hehehe..." Birdman smiled evilly, "Whether you want to go or not, I didn't sign up for you anyway. If you are not afraid of being eaten by your mother-in-law, then you won't go."
"What happened to my mother-in-law? Oh my god, it's over this time." Taotie's mother-in-law said the same thing. No one dared to resist, so the swing had to accept its fate, "Why do you have to go to school? It's so annoying!"
"There is no way." Birdman said, "Azuo said that most online novels have campus plots, so I can only let you go and see if there is anything interesting to write."
"Oh~ okay." Swing Qian was convinced, "Our author is really in debt."