"There used to be two countries not far or near from here, neither big nor small, neither strong nor weak. One was called the Kingdom of Jia and the other was the Kingdom of Yi. The Kingdom of Jia was rich in beauties, and the Kingdom of Yi was rich in fine wine.
The relationship is neither good nor bad, sometimes contradictory, sometimes good, close for hundreds of years, barely
We are all in peace." The woodcutter sat on the ground and told the three birdmen, "This meat-and-wine monk's real name is Ai Hejiu. He has a good bloodline and is the only prince of the Jia Kingdom. It is said that the warm water he used to wash his body when he was born was used by the palace maids and eunuchs.
I made a mistake, I actually used light wine, so I have loved wine since I was a child and often
Drunk, or acting crazy and making trouble, or falling unconscious and sleeping... As a prince, it is really inappropriate to indulge in wine glasses all day long. The king wants to force him to quit, but Ai Hejiu is born with supernatural power, and it is difficult for thirty or fifty people to approach him.
No matter which palace he is imprisoned in, he can break out and find wine to drink.
Wei couldn't stop him at all. Several controls had no effect, so the king had no choice but to give up and train Ai Hejiu's sister Ai Baocang. He hoped that when his younger brother succeeds to the throne, even if he doesn't understand state affairs, he can help as a sister...
Time passed little by little, and Aihejiu gradually grew up. The king felt that his son Wu
He was highly skilled and could get some experience in the army, so he and the general were sent to guard the border. As luck would have it, that year, the king of Yi State raised unjust troops and sent a large group of troops to attack in order to rob the beautiful women of Jia State.
The war started, and the two countries fought each other. They fought several times, with each winning or losing. One day,
The general was greatly surprised when he received the news about Yi State's grain and grass transportation brigade from the spies. As long as the grain road was cut off and the Yi State army had no food, it would be defeated in a few days, so he decided to send Ai Hejiu to rob the grain road.
However, it is a pity that Ai Hejiu was too drunk that day and slept soundly.
The general had no choice but to lead his men out of the city to rob the grain..." Speaking of this, the woodcutter sighed, "The general's strategy was good and his vision was very accurate. He could easily burn the grain and grass of Yi State. In this way,
You only need to return to the city and wait for a few days to win. However, just before the general
On the way back to the city, he was ambushed by General Yi Guo. He suffered heavy losses and was almost killed on the spot. After that, although he went through all the troubles to break out of the siege and returned to his home city, the city gate was delayed in opening, and he saw the chasing troops behind him.
When the attack came, the general shouted towards the city, but no one answered."
"Why is there no answer? Could it be that it has been captured by Yi State?" Zhu Bajie asked.
"No way, the city is still in the hands of the Jia Kingdom, but all the people guarding the city are drunk." The woodcutter sighed, "After the general went out, Ai Hejiu woke up and wanted to drink again, and not only did he drink himself,
They also forced the soldiers guarding the city to drink together, but... alas, the general was restrained, and Yi State easily captured the city, and took advantage of the situation to advance to the capital, almost destroying the entire Jia State."
Hearing this, Bird Man and Swing squinted at Zhu Bajie. Zhu Wuneng lowered his head and whispered: "This... I... don't blame me entirely. The reincarnation of the soul fragment is a new person registered in the book of life and death.
Yes, I can only say that it has cause and effect with me, but
It cannot be said that it is all my responsibility." Although it is a quibble, it is not as reasonable as the truth. The soul reincarnates once and becomes a new person, which is the "next life", and then the new soul reincarnates again and again, which is related to the "previous life".
But it doesn't matter much.
The woodcutter didn't know the identities of the three Crows, and naturally he didn't know why the two young men wanted to kill the honest-looking man. He continued: "The Yi State kidnapped many people from the Jia State, including Ai Hejiu and Ai Bao.
Silk siblings. Later, the leader of the Yi Kingdom fell in love with the beautiful Ai Baoxian and sent her to
She was selected into the palace and made a concubine. Ai Hejiu was sent to the army because of her sister's care and her own strength... In the following years, the leader of the Yi Kingdom doted on Ai Baoshan more and more. Accordingly,
Ai Hejiu's status became higher and higher, and finally he became the general of Yi State."
"Um..." Zhuqian said, "Is the leader of Yi State stupid? He made the prince of the enemy king a general?"
"Who says otherwise? But the fact is that the lustful and foolish king will do anything for a woman." The woodcutter continued, "After a few years, the Jia State gradually regained its strength and raised its troops to attack the Yi State. The Yi State
The leader of the country sent Ai Hejiu to garrison the border. With his strength, the former prince of the Kingdom of Jia showed off his authority on the battlefield and defeated the Kingdom of Jia steadily."
"Okay, I'm convinced. The people who fight against their own country are actually showing off their strength?!" The little fox couldn't imagine why this was the case.
"Probably because the wine of Yi State is very good, Ai Hejiu likes Yi State more than Jia State." The woodcutter said, "After a few battles, Jia State retreated. The king was overjoyed and sent delicacies and fine wines to reward his uncle. As a result, Jia State retreated.
This award doesn't matter, something big has happened
Ai Hejiu's habit of drinking has never changed, and it got even worse when he came to Yi State. He was often drunk. After drinking too much, he would lead his troops out to act drunkenly. From time to time, he would rob households, caravans, and even yamen. However,
Since his sister is the princess, no one dares
Guan. This time the king sent fine wine, Ai Hejiu was so happy that he drank countless jars of wine. He drank with the soldiers from morning to night, and from night to morning. The drunk general Ai ignored his common sense and
Led his men and rushed out of the city.
, not even carrying weapons and armor, insisting on a decisive battle with the Kingdom of Jia, and then... Haha, you can imagine, the soldiers of the Kingdom of Jia who thought they could not take revenge would be confused when they saw the enemy soldiers running in front of them naked and dazed.
How happy..."
Even after listening to the story, Swing made his teeth itch with hatred and glared at Zhu Bajie several times.
"Ai Hejiu was defeated, but he didn't die. He escaped with his strength and ran to become a monk nearby." The woodcutter pointed to the temple and said, "Being a monk is also restless. He doesn't forget to drink. He only drinks when he sleeps.
It’s just a drunken act. Alas, it’s a disaster for the people nearby.”
Almost at the same time that the woodcutter finished describing the drunken monk, there was a noise in the temple, "I want wine! I want to drink!" A tall monk staggered to the door and stared at the birdmen fiercely, "Do you have any?"
No wine! Is there any! I want wine! I want wine!”
Seeing the drunken monk coming out, the woodcutter was startled, "Oh my god, I forgot the time while telling a story, and I actually asked him to catch me! What should I do? What should I do?"
The drunken monk was a rude man, and he raised his hand to catch the birdmen and steal the money. The crow and the fox remained motionless, very calm, and whispered to comfort the woodcutter: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my second brother is very powerful, and the monk is injured."
Not up to you."
Zhu Bajie nodded, grabbed the hand stretched out by the drunken monk, and pulled it hard, "Pah!" He knocked him down easily, then sat down on him, letting the monk struggle no matter how hard he struggled, "Hey! You monk!"
, you have done many evil things, I must teach you a lesson today!" The messenger of Jingtan gathered his strength and seemed to want to hit someone.
"Hey! Stop." Birdman grabbed Bajie's raised hand, "I'm afraid you'll have to beat him to death. Haha, wait a minute." Crow turned around and called Swing to take out a cup of wine brought from the Xuanwu Secret Realm.
Put the wine on the ground in front of the drunk monk's nose and let him smell it, "Does it smell good?"
"Smells! It smells so good! I have never smelled such delicious wine in my life!" Ai Hejiu was very excited, "Give it to me! Give it to me quickly! Give it to me!"
Birdman smiled, raised his hand and poured the wine directly to the ground.
"Ah!!!!" The drunk monk was furious. He crawled to the place where the wine was poured and licked the ground vigorously. "Wow! How could you waste such a fine wine like this! Wow!
, I’m so angry!”
"Humph! You ignorant thing!" the crow scolded, "What kind of fine wine is this! I don't care about drinking it!" He raised his arm and pointed to the west, "According to this, there is a place called Qin France far away.
There is a lake in France called the Lake of Ten Thousand Buddhas.
Water is the most delicious wine in the Three Realms and Six Paths, and it is much better than the glass I threw away. If you really love wine, then go to France and drink the most beautiful wine there! However, the journey to France is long and full of thorns.
Tigers and leopards are rampant, do you dare to go?!"
"Why don't you dare!" Ai Hejiu, who was willing to give up everything for wine, opened his eyes angrily and shouted, "Grandma's, isn't it Qin France?! I'm going now!" As he spoke, the monk strode towards the west.
The birdman and the swing looked at the drunken monk walking away and said with a smile: "It's so easy to fool him!"