"I'm back~~~" Facing the daughter country after a long absence, Birdman was excited and shouted as soon as he entered the protective barrier, "Guaguagua~ My Jade Birdman is back! Did you miss me?"
~? Hahaha! Guaguagua!" Then... Crow was caught by the Fairy Guards of the Kingdom of Her, and was charged with making loud noises to disturb the people, and was fined ten broken spiritual stones.
Reluctantly handing over the spirit stone, Birdman, Swing and Zhizhi slowly entered the city from the city gate. Long time no see, the daughter country has undergone great changes. It is more lively than before, with a constant flow of people coming and going, and many of them have
Superior Immortal God. It seems that the demons and immortals in the Three Realms have finally recognized this place and are willing to come here for entertainment.
When we came to Taotie Street, we saw the signboard of Taotie Tavern in the distance. Little Zhizhi didn't want to wait any longer for the two idiot owners who were depressed due to the fine. He jumped up and ran over and rushed into the tavern.
He kept calling. Even though this little unicorn is hundreds of years old and has reached the level of Xuanxian, it still wants to be a child in the Taotie Tavern.
Not long after, Birdman and Swing, who were pouting and complaining about each other, also came to the door of the tavern. "I blame you! Why are you shouting! What's there to shout about!" "Isn't this excitement! Of course, shout a few times. How can it be like that?
You stupid, heartless fox, you have no humanity at all." "You have humanity! You have humanity, but don't use my girl's money to pay the fine! You are shameless, you are also my father! Who needs a daughter?
You have to pay for it!" "Stop talking nonsense! Is it so easy for me to raise you? It doesn't matter how much money it costs! If it weren't for me, you would have starved to death in the wild!" "Bah! This girl has her own destiny.
Without a big crow like you, maybe there would be other handsome guys to save me! If that were the case, how could I have an ugly father like you who embarrasses me every day?" "Oh my! You rebelled! You rebelled! Even for such an important person,
Such a meaningful thing is said in such a way, I have to teach you a lesson today... Oops, why did you make the first move? Watch the move!" "I'm afraid you won't succeed!" The two idiots crackled into a ball.
Today, the tavern is as lively as usual, with many customers eating, drinking, and singing. Most of the people here are old customers who barely know the background of Grandma Taotie, so they didn't notice when they saw a purple and gold unicorn rushing into the house.
He was not surprised, but instead each made bets to guess what form the "two idiots at the back" would come in. Sure enough, not long after, the two idiots entered the house, fighting and rolling from outside.
The world is changing, and so is the Daughter's Kingdom, but the Taotie Tavern has not changed. Granny Taotie is still sitting at the counter, smoking and drinking, watching the excitement; watching the crow and the little fox enter the door, Granny Taotie just glances at it casually and doesn't look at it any more.
; When the two fools overturned the guests' table during the fight, the old lady raised her hand and threw the wine bottle, hitting the birdman on the head, causing his head to spurt blood and he fainted on the spot; the little fox saw his father being beaten,
He happily escaped and ran to the kitchen, probably to steal something to eat; correspondingly, the scoldings of Hengye and Chiye soon came; Sijiang Fengfenghuo came to the fainted Crow, took a moment to look at the wound, and then
With a casual flick, he threw it onto an empty sofa and turned around to play in the backyard; Yingying held the mop in his hand and carefully wiped the blood on the ground without missing a drop; Qiyun possessed him and cleaned up the birdman and his daughter.
The overturned table and broken cups; Yunbei walked out of the side hall, holding a roll of white cloth, and sat next to the sofa where the crow was to bandage his wound; not long after, the little fox also came out of the back kitchen, holding a roll of white cloth.
She put several plates of food in front of her father, but before the crows could eat them, she sat down and feasted... This trip to the North Sea was not a short one, but the birds and the swings seemed like they had never left. The Taotie Tavern was still the same
Taotie Tavern, everyone is still everyone.
"Oh my, the old monster is so cruel." Birdman covered his head with one hand and whispered, "Old monster, your hands are really strong. It seems that you are recovering well. But the wrinkles on your face are getting deeper and deeper.
"
"Pah!" Another wine bottle flew over and hit Birdman on the head again.
"Dad, you really have a bad mouth." Swing Qian Hu ate all kinds of dishes that Hesai brought from the kitchen and enjoyed himself. "The old monster is indeed in good condition. It is estimated that he will be able to return to his peak in a few decades.
"
"It is impossible to return to the peak." Birdman covered his head with both hands and said, "She was severely damaged when she was in her prime. Whether it is body or mind, she will never be able to return to the way she was when she was young. Some
Things, if you miss them, you will never see them again. But this is fine, honestly just wait for death."
"Whoosh!" Another wine bottle flew over, but the crow dodged quickly and didn't hit it.
"Lulu, lulu, lulu..." The crow made a face at the mother-in-law, "I missed it! Lu, lulu, lulu..."
Overcoming the topic of Grandma Taotie, the little fox said: "I didn't expect Sister Yunbei to stay here quite peacefully~ I thought she would go out again."
"Huang Tian is almost completely destroyed, Qing Tian is dormant, and even Hong Tian has rested in peace after the twelve zodiac events." Birdman said, "She has no place to run or cause trouble."
"Why can't you let go of the resentment in her heart?" Swing said, "Is it possible that she insists on destroying the gods?"
"If it were you, could you let go of your hatred?" Birdman asked, "Do you now hate the gods who almost starved you to death?"
"Of course not!" said the little fox. "When my cultivation reaches a high level one day, I will have to give them a good beating."
"Then it's over. You can't let go without serious consequences, let alone Yunbei." Bird Man said, "She hates the Wa Palace, hates the Sanqing Sect, is like the Second Buddha of the West, and hates the Jade Emperor of Heaven.
...Sigh, what she wants to do is completely impossible to succeed, but she has to admit that it is indeed her lifelong pursuit."
"Then why don't you want to enlighten her?"
"I would like to enlighten you, but, hey, there is no chance." Crow Crow started acting like a hooligan within three sentences, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I want to enlighten Sister Yunbei's body and mind every day and night.
'Yeah. Hey hey hey..."
The little fox squinted at his father and said, "You are the one who will never be able to leave your virginity for the rest of your life."
"Seriously." Bird Man said, "There's no need to enlighten you. Yunbei is right. She has a very good reason to hate those people, so why should she let go? I'm not one of those bald men in the west, so I don't want to be like the Virgin Mary.
Fake good people. People should have a temper, and Sister Yunbei should hate them. Of course, if there is a chance, I can still reluctantly 'develop' Sister Yunbei." The smile gradually became wicked, obscene, and disrespectful.
beat.
"Hehe, you have a beautiful thought." Swing Qian finished a few plates of good food and wiped his mouth, "Dad, don't think about it. Instead, it's me... Hehehe, long time no see, I miss you so much tonight.
If it has to be lively and lively, call me Sister Qiyun, Sister Yunbei... let's have fun together. Hehehehe... you know what I mean."
"You!" Crow looked at the little fox's "evil" expression and became furious, "You are shameless! Are you trying to make your father angry?!"
"Pah!" Swing raised his hand and slapped the wine bottle that just missed the birdman on the crow's head. "Not only will I make you angry to death! I will also smash you to death!"