"As expected of Lingshan, vegetarian dishes can be made so delicious, so delicious..."
"..."
"One more bowl! I want to eat more!"
"Stinky girl, this is my nutritious meal, why do you keep eating it?!" The birdman couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed her by the swing's ears and took her out from being surrounded by more than a dozen large bowls, "Get out of here! I
You need to rest! You stinky girl, you ate all the food you prepared for me!"
"Oh, you are so stingy." Swing said that he despised the birdman with a small belly and chicken intestines. "Hey, hey, let me tell you, stinking crow, the canopy will be demoted."
"Sure enough." Birdman had expected it.
"I heard that the Jade Emperor punished Tianpeng for molesting Chang'e with two thousand hammers and being banished to the mortal world." Swing Qian didn't have a good impression of Marshal Tianpeng because he almost killed the Jade Bird Man. "Just now.
Brother Foye sent a post, asking us to bring the canopy into reincarnation. The reward is very generous!"
"Invite us?" There must be something wrong when Tianpeng enters reincarnation. Birdman knows this, and he doesn't want to wade into this muddy water. Besides, there are countless soldiers and generals in heaven. No matter how you send them, you can't find two outsiders to escort the prisoner. "Tell him
They, we don’t understand anything about this job.”
"That... that... I saw that they gave a lot of rewards and prepared many precious fruits. I accidentally... hehe." Swing said with a silly smile, "Don't you always say, 'As long as the money is in place, all difficulties don't matter.'
? Hehe, the money is finally in place this time."
"Stinky girl, you're still smiling!" Birdman was speechless, "Sooner or later I'll die from your mouth!"
Since the last banquet, many immortals in heaven have become "sick", especially the heavenly soldiers, who have all contracted strange diseases. In response to this unusual "plague", the Jade Emperor sent Taibai Jinxing to inspect heaven, requesting that the "plague" must be removed from the
The source was eliminated. Because all the heavenly soldiers were "sick", many things in heaven had to be done by "temporary workers", such as the task of escorting Marshal Tianpeng, the disciple of Emperor Donghua, into reincarnation.
Birdman and Swing, who had recovered their health, were "protected" by a group of "sick" heavenly soldiers and went to the heavenly prison, preparing to take the canopy to the underworld.
"Hey, hey, I heard from outside that all the Heavenly Soldiers are sick. I'm really happy to see that all of you are glowing and not feeling any discomfort." The Birdman spoke politely to the Heavenly Soldiers who "protected" them.
"Stop talking nonsense, I am indeed ill." The Heavenly Soldier shouted with eyes wide open.
"Oh oh oh, please take care of yourself that day." The birdman didn't dare to say more for fear of "accidents".
After being beaten with two thousand hammers, Marshal Tianpeng lay dying in the heavenly prison. The hammering punishment in Heaven was extraordinary. One hammer blow could shave off a year of Taoism, and Marshal Tianpeng lost at least two thousand years of skill. However, although his breath was weak, he still
As the disciple of Emperor Donghua, he didn't shout a word and gritted his teeth to endure the pain.
"Tianpeng, it's time, follow them!" The Tianbing said to the former marshal not at all politely.
"Okay." He stood up with difficulty, all the muscles in his body were trembling, and the two thousand hammers were too painful. Tianpeng tried to maintain his grace, but after all, he couldn't be as powerful as before.
"Hey, hey, hello, Marshal." Birdman's habit is really good, he is polite to everyone.
"You!" Tianpeng was shocked when he saw the birdman standing in front of him. But he still remembered that this crow spirit was hit by a nine-tooth rake, and he definitely shouldn't have survived. How could he act like a normal person?!
"Master, let's go." Birdman didn't say much to Tianpeng, put shackles on him, and walked out of the prison.
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In the Vulture Cave in the Western Snow Mountain, Sakyamuni Buddha and Jin Chanzi sat across from each other, seeming to be discussing something.
"Little devil, you've been able to achieve a golden body in a short while. You are worthy of being my disciple." Tathagata was very satisfied with his disciple.
"It's all thanks to the master's cultivation and the disciple's blessing." Jin Chanzi said respectfully.
"But," Tathagata said, "you are brave enough to even want to use your tattered golden body to resist the attack of the nine-tooth rake. Boy, you have suffered enough."
"I just wanted to test my level. I didn't think much about it at the time." Jin Chanzi didn't dare to say that he didn't recognize the nine-tooth rake at all. His master required him to know everything. It was his mistake this time. If he let it slip,
You will definitely be fined.
"The nine-tooth rake is not an ordinary artifact. It may not be as good as the stick with merit in the monkey's hand in terms of quality, but in other aspects, the nine-tooth rake is completely superior. If you really get hit by it, I won't be able to save you."
." Tathagata was very scared, "That thing can be regarded as the top acquired magic weapon."
"Master, when you say this, I have a question." Jin Chanzi said,
"What?"
"At that time, Tianpeng was obsessed with sex, drunk and angry, and he was very cruel, but the Jade Bird Man was not dead! Later, after the diagnosis by Guanyin Master, he found that his body was not damaged at all. I find it a bit incredible." Jin Chanzi continued intermittently.
say.
"I know this matter," Tathagata said, "He..." The Buddha wanted to say something, but did not say it, "Don't think too much. The Buddha's teachings are natural. I am Amitabha Buddha."
"I am Amitabha."
I don’t know why, but Buddhist people always end their sentences with “I Amitabha Buddha”.
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"Crow, I'm afraid, are there ghosts in the underworld?" Swing pulled the birdman's sleeve and asked in a low voice.
Birdman is not prepared to answer this mentally retarded question. What he is concerned about at this time is how he can evade responsibility after something happened to Marshal Tianpeng. Emperor Donghua, that is the head of the male gods in heaven. All the gods have heard of the Jade Emperor and Donghua.
There is an abnormality between the emperors, so they all pretend to be sick and don't offend anyone. The swing is better and actually agreed to this "bad task". Others may not know it, but the birdman is very sure of what will happen next. Let the emperor's apprentice turn into a pig
, How could Duke Dong not anger Birdman and the two little monsters? "You stinky girl, you really pissed me off!" Birdman cursed.
"Humph!" The swing knew that he was in trouble and did not dare to reply. He turned his head and looked to the other side. "Ah! There is a monster!" the little fox suddenly screamed.
"Oh! Little girl, you scared me! Don't talk nonsense. I've lived here for thousands of years and I've never seen a monster." A monster with a horse face came from the road, slurring in his mouth.
He said, "You just scared me to death. I thought there was a real monster? Mom said monsters are really scary!"
"..." When the bird man heard the conversation between the swing and the horse face, he really wanted to hit him to death on the Yin and Yang Road of Huangquan. The two monsters were actually afraid of the monster! "I have seen the horse-faced god." Although he didn't want to talk to this "monster", he still wanted to kill him.
After all, he is the righteous god of the underworld, and his rank is not inferior to that of the righteous god of heaven, so bird people don't dare to neglect him.
"Are you here to send Marshal Tianpeng to reincarnation?" Ma Mian asked.
"Yes," Birdman replied, "Great God, can I just leave him to you?"
"No, I'm sick. I have a day off today. You can send me in by yourself." Ma Mian was also "sick".
"You bastards, you all know how to pretend to be sick, why don't you get sick to death!" Birdman cursed in his heart. Helplessly, Birdman, Swing, and Marshal Tianpeng continued on their way. Because all the ghosts and gods were "sick", the entire underworld was resting today, and there was no need for anything.
After completing the formalities, Marshal Tianpeng arrived at Naihe Bridge smoothly. Fortunately, Po Meng did not take any rest, and Po Meng's soup was delivered without delay.
"Pang Meng, come and drink soup!" In the imagination of the swing, Po Meng should be an old lady, but when she really came to Naihe Bridge, she was surprised to find that Po Meng was very young and beautiful.
Tianpeng took Meng Po's soup, his hands trembled slightly, and he was looking forward to it but reluctant to give it up. After drinking the soup, he could forget Chang'e, but he really couldn't bear to forget her. When Tianpeng was hesitant, a bright light suddenly flew from the sky.
When he came down, Tianpeng recognized him, that was his master.
"I have met Emperor Donghua." Po Meng saluted slightly.
"I have met the Immortal Mengpo." Prince Dong returned the greeting.
"Oh yeah!" Birdman was very excited. Things had turned around. If Emperor Donghua was present, he would not be responsible no matter how Tianpeng was reborn in the wrong child. "There is a bright future in another village! Hahahaha..."
"???" The swing saw the bird-man's brows dancing with joy, and wondered in his heart, "Isn't that perverted crow interested in Po Meng?!"