"Wow, wow, wow, that's it! That's it! That's it! The Huanglong mount! Ouch! So rich! Ouch..."
The opening of Fuxi No. 1 Middle School is the best opportunity for the major human families with little foundation to show off. Many families with people "above" will take this opportunity to show off their family power. "There are people above."
Where there are rivers and lakes." This is true. Although there is not a single "high-level" immortal in the human race, there are groups of low-level immortals, even forming various large (small) sects and large (small) sects. Among them, due to different
Mr. Jade Emperor, who was willing to reveal his name, was finally named Zhang. Therefore, the Zhang family is the leader of many families in the human world. This can also be regarded as the power of the Jade Emperor in the human world.
"Stinky crow, stupid crow, stupid crow!" In the corner of the campus gate, a swing kept beating the birdman with its tail, "Look, look, everyone has big cars and rides, but I have nothing! You are so poor.
So poor, so poor!”
"Hey, hey! I'm talking about you little fox!" Birdman scolded, "A dog doesn't think the family is poor, and a son doesn't think its mother is ugly. Why are you so ignorant!"
"You keep talking, you keep talking!" Swing continued to scold, "I'm not a dog, and you're not my mother, so why should I be filial to you? You've raised me as your daughter for so many years, and you're still not satisfied! You poor guy
!You poor devil! Poor devil!"
"Okay!" There were people around. Birdman felt that his dignity as a parent had been seriously insulted, and he was furious, "You fox, I'll beat you..."
What a pity, Swing and Zhizhi opened their mouths before Birdman could say the "harsh words" and bit him, causing him to scream in pain.
The farce between the fox and the crow attracted people's attention. In a luxury car pulled by eight wild dragons, several boys and girls looked there curiously. "Okay, okay, okay, don't look around, get ready, wait."
When the school opens, hurry in and practice hard to bring glory to the family." A young woman said.
"Sister Li, you have said it several times, we know it." A girl said naughtily, "Sister Li, please stop urging me. You are a school teacher and you are watching us every day. How can we dare to mess around? Not yet.
School has started, let us enjoy the last happy time."
"You stinky girl!" Zhang Li scolded with a smile, "You little brats, are you afraid of me? You are usually the best at bullying me!"
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"Dong dong dong..." Nine bells rang out from the huge barrier above Fuxi No. 1 Middle School. The mysterious sound waves emitted from an unknown magic weapon shocked people's soul. Many parents who originally had inner demons in their bodies were actually struck by these nine bells.
The ringing of the bell made me sober.
"The park is open, let's go!" The Zhang family's motorcade was at the front, and a dozen luxury cars slowly entered the campus.
"Ah!" Suddenly, people around the motorcade exclaimed, "It's crushing someone to death!"
It turned out that the swing and the birdman were fighting, and the birdman was in pain, so he hid under a car of the Zhang family in a panic, and the result...
"Sister Li, the car behind is running over someone!" said the young girl in the eight-dragon imperial carriage at the beginning of the Zhang family.
"You guys go in, I'll go take a look." Zhang Li moved away from his position and appeared at the "accident" scene.
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"Oh! Dad, you died so miserably! Wuwuwu..." Swing lay on the birdman's "corpse" and cried loudly. These two guys from Qiuniaodong have been among the gangsters all year round.
Being able to know what the other person is thinking, the crow immediately "sends a signal" to the little fox after being hit by a car, and the swing understands it instantly. Birdman and the others have done this for a long time before, and they are very good at it.
"This..." Zhang Li frowned when he saw the blood all over Birdman's body. In fact, he was bitten by a swing just now. The Zhang family is the leader of human immortals. If something like this happens, no matter what happens, they must make good compensation. She slowly
He squatted down and stretched out his hand to check the condition of the "deceased" to see if he could be saved.
"What are you doing!" Swing Qian pushed Zhang Li away and yelled, "What are you doing? Are you going to destroy the body and eliminate all traces? Let me tell you, if you want to hurt my father, I will fight with you! Wuwuwu...
..." The little fox's acting skills were extremely bad when he was a guest in movies and TV series, but this time, hahaha... the crying was so real that the listeners shed tears and the listeners felt sad.
"That's... okay." Zhang Li said apologetically, "Our Zhang family will be responsible. Don't worry, if you have any requests, just ask."
“Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” said, “Take the money, I want to give my father a good burial. Also, you have to cover my tuition in middle school. My father wants me to go to school here every day.
Go sell blood! Now that I think about it, I just disliked my father for being poor, and I was unfilial, oh oh oh..."
"Okay, we'll pay you as much as you want," Zhang Li said.
"Two fairy stones!" Swing has already decided on the price.
"It's too much." The Zhang family is indeed a large family, but compared with other humans, two fairy stones are still a bit much for them.
"Idiot, one piece is enough." "Mr. Corpse" lying on the ground secretly said.
"Ah? Is that too much?" Swing thought about it, "Let's take that piece."
"Okay." Zhang Li nodded, gritted his teeth, and took out a piece of fairy stone from his storage bag. Although she is the eldest daughter of the Zhang family, she doesn't have much pocket money. This piece of fairy stone was obtained by her in Fuxi over the past few decades.
I saved up my salary from working in No. 1 Middle School. "This money is just..."
Swing didn't bother to listen to Zhang Li's words, grabbed the fairy stone and jumped into the campus.
"..." Zhang Li looked at the swing going away, and then at the "corpse" on the ground, "Your father... doesn't care anymore?"
"Bastard Swing!" Lying on the ground, Birdman couldn't say how miserable he was. "He swallowed the Immortal Stone all by himself and didn't care about me. How is this going to end?!"
Seeing more and more people gathering to watch the fun, in order to reduce the impact, Zhang Li thought it was better not to worry about why the girl named Swing did not care about her father, "Let our Zhang family handle it." Using magic, Zhang Li lifted the birdman.
She got up and wanted to carry him to the car. Unexpectedly, she just turned the "body" over and saw the face of the "deceased". She suddenly shouted, "It's you?!"
"Oops!" The birdman who fell on the ground pretended to touch his head, "Oops, what happened to me? It seemed like a car hit me just now. This fall actually saved me." I have to say, the crow's
The acting is not as good as Swing, too artificial and fake.
"You gangster, stop pretending!" Zhang Li pointed at him and yelled, "You are simply blackmailing people."
"Aiya, girl, who are you?" Birdman lowered his head, not daring to look directly at Zhang Li, "I was hit by your car just now, and my brain is not working well. I can't remember who you are.
?”
"You bastard, you..." Thinking of the last time he was humiliated by this crow, Zhang Li's face flushed, but he couldn't say it out, "You..."
"Oh, girl, it's getting late. My children have to go to school, so I won't waste time here. Goodbye." Birdman covered his face and ran towards the campus.
"You! Shameless person!" Zhang Li yelled.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why did you meet this person here? Oh, what a bad luck." Birdman said to himself as he walked quickly, "It turns out he belongs to the Zhang family. I told her that she stole a few spiritual stones from her last time.
Those who don’t report to the Immortal Law Palace turn out to be the second generation of Immortals. I would have known better to steal more.”