"Oh~ Hello old lady with a wrinkled face, my name is Little Green Riding Hood. This is my first meeting. Please give me some advice. Oh~ No, it's not the first meeting, it's a second meeting. Oh~ Old lady with a wrinkled face, second meeting.
Please give me more advice."
"..."
"Oh~ old and frail mother-in-law, are you smoking? Mom said smoking is harmful to health. The little green hat thinks that the reason why your face is so dark and dry, like a wild field burned in spring, must be from smoking.
Just quit."
"!"
"Oh~ The old lady who seems a little angry, why are you drinking? Mom said drinking is also harmful to health. The little green hat advises you not to drink. If you don't stop drinking, you might die suddenly today. Oh~ Do you know about sudden death? That's it.
He died suddenly. Mother-in-law, please quit the bar. Look at you, your face is red, you must have been drinking. Quickly quit the bar."
"!!"
"Oh~ The old lady who seems to be even more angry, why don't you speak? Do you not like to hear the little green hat talk? No, definitely not, old lady, you are not foaming at the foam, that means your mother-in-law likes the little green hat to talk. Oh~ How good
Yeah, the little green hat finally met
I found someone who likes to listen to me. Oh~ the little green hat is so happy, as happy as the potatoes in the sky. Haha, don’t ask the little green hat what the potatoes in the sky are, and don’t ask why the potatoes are happy, because the little green hat is already
I’m so happy that I can’t even speak.”
"!!!"
"Oh~ the trembling old lady, why are you clenching your fists? Why are you grinding your teeth? Are you enduring something? Oh~ Could it be! Could it be! Could it be! Oh~ My mother-in-law must be as happy as the little cuckold! Oh~ Old lady,
Don't hold it back, just laugh if you want, whatever you are holding back. At your age, if you hold back your laughter, your blood vessels may rupture, and you may suffer from a stroke, which will cause you to become hemiplegic. Hemiplegia is very miserable."
“!!!!!”
"Oh~ Mother-in-law, don't hit the little cuckold, the little cuckold doesn't want to leave yet. Oh! Don't hit, it hurts, the little cuckold doesn't want to leave! Oh! Don't hit! Mother-in-law, don't hit the little cuckold, it hurts so much
Yeah! Little Green Riding Hood doesn’t want to leave. Little Green Riding Hood wants to play gangster with Mr. Yu and Sister Yu. She doesn’t want to leave…”
After only an hour, the extremely bad-tempered Po He couldn't stand the noisy little cuckold and threw her out together with the crow and the fox, "Get out! Get out! I don't want to see her anymore! Get out! You bastard."
Dan, you two quickly take her away from me! Get out! Never come back again!"
"Oh~ I didn't expect that Mr. Yu and Sister Yu were also thrown out together." The little green hat stood up from the ground and patted the dirt on his clothes, "Oh~ It's so exciting. That old woman with the wrinkles on her face is good at beating people.
pain."
Birdman and Swing, who were driven away for no reason, looked at each other and laughed, "Ah ha, it's a blessing in disguise that they escaped from the clutches of the old witch, hahahaha!" If it hadn't been for the little green hat causing trouble, these two fools would have ended up in the tavern.
After working for many days, "This annoying child is of some use~"
"Oh~ Dear Sister Yu, you are praising the little cuckold..."
Just as the little green hat was about to say something, Swing raised her hand and placed a seal on her mouth, preventing her from speaking. However, to the little fox's surprise, the seal she made did not last long. The little green hat just fiddled with it casually.
The seal was broken.
"Oh~ Dear Sister Yu, your sealing spell is so bad."
"..." Swing stared at the little green hat for a while, "Oh haha, you little guy is capable, your strength is improving very quickly."
"Oh~" Little Green Riding Hood said, "It's not that Little Green Riding Hood's strength has improved quickly, it's just because Sister Yu's spells are poor."
"You!" The little fox's face turned red after being taught a lesson by a child. She was so angry that she pulled out a strip of cloth from nowhere, "Swish, swish, swish!" and tied the little green hat tightly from top to bottom, "Come on.
Yeah, keep talking!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Haha, 'physical' methods work better." The mean swing laughed.
After finally getting out of trouble, it was time to get some money for fun. The crow and the fox squatted on the street for a long time, thinking about getting some money from passers-by, whether they were pretending to be beggars, blackmailing people, or stealing. It's a pity.
Yeah, the Qiu Bird Cave gangsters
The reputation of the Taotie Street in Daughter's Kingdom is so bad that everyone passing by avoids them and no one pays for it, let alone blackmailing or stealing. There is no chance at all. The Birdman is very sad and angrily accuses God of not being wise and the world is so cold.
There is no way for gangsters to survive.
"How about we go to the big merchants to 'cry mourning' and force them to give money?" said the little fox. She learned this trick from Lan Caihe, but Lan Caihe sings the treasures, so she "makes the most of it"
", just change it to "cry in mourning".
"No." Birdman shook his head, "You will be caught. Have you forgotten that I was fined just for shouting? If it affects the operation of the merchant, I will be fined a lot."
"Then what do you think we should do?" Zhuqian said, "We have been doing things for various forces recently. We haven't been doing this for a long time, so we can't delay it any longer."
"Let's go outside." Birdman said, "Last time in Beihai, Silly Bear said he wanted to be a director, actor, and movie maker. Let's go and have a look at it. Maybe we can make a lot of money. If you and I 'accidentally' become
If you become a star, you will be prosperous in the future!" Thinking of this, Crow couldn't help but fall into the fantasy of countless beauties pursuing him.
"It's fine." Swing doesn't think he can be a star, but he should be able to get some money by going to Zhuhua Mountain. After all, the panda is very generous every time he makes a move.
"Besides, I still have something to ask Stupid Bear for help." Birdman said, "The Ten Thousand Buddha Robes I got from Kizaru are a problem. I thought that this bird was clever and could easily untie the entanglement of Ten Thousand Souls, but I didn't
I thought I couldn't get it open at all. Tsk tsk tsk, you don't know, those ten thousand souls were messed up by Kizaru. They kept cutting and sorting them out, but they were still messy and couldn't be sorted out at all. I wish I could just use scissors to cut all the souls into pieces."
"Forget it. They are already miserable enough. You might as well leave it alone and let Brother Bat do it." The little fox said, "Brother Bat is best at knitting, embroidery, and sewing. It won't be difficult to remove the stitches."
"That's what I thought too." The birdman sighed, "I actually asked that stupid bear this time, oh my, what a shame." The crow hates the flowery bear who is extremely popular with women, and hates it to the bone.
The little fox didn't care what the crow thought about asking the flower bear to do something. She pointed at the little green hat tied into a rice dumpling beside her: "What should I do with this guy? What do you mean by Yaochi? We agreed not to contact each other, so why do you do this? You deliberately stir up trouble.
Looking for trouble? Want to frame us? Are those fairies a bit bullying?
You are so mean." Swing Qian seemed to think that Yunxia Pavilion was provoking Qiu Niao Dong, and was very angry. Although he usually teased his father for being beaten by Xu Niao Dong, the little fox was actually quite angry at Yunxia Pavilion for bullying his father.
For bullying Grandma Taotie, I kept a grudge in my little ledger.
"Hey~ you can't think like that. Maybe they are arrogant and said the words of 'breaking off the relationship'. In fact, they are deliberately 'daunting' me, hoping that I will take the initiative to propose to the fairies. They probably saw that I didn't make any move, fairies.
We were impatient, so we brought the little green hat here as a test. This is called a lotus root being cut off, and I guess that soon all the fairies in Yaochi will collectively marry me. Alas, a woman’s heart is like a needle on the bottom of the sea.
Love is so difficult to guess, so torturous~" Crazy! This gangster is completely crazy! Years of living as a virgin have caused Birdman to go completely crazy! Especially the Yuhui he hopes to marry is not what he imagined.
"Be obedient and obedient", Crow was deeply hit! He went crazy from the inside out! Now his mind is full of unrealistic fantasies, "Oh, I am very much looking forward to the wedding with all the fairies..."
"Alas~" Looking at the birdman with gold stars in his eyes, the little fox couldn't help sighing. In fact, sometimes the swing would feel that his father was a bit pitiful, pathetic, and lamentable. Without breaking the crow's fantasy, the swing changed from "Zongzi" to "Zongzi".
He pulled out a rope from his body and led the "little green hat" out of the city. "No matter what happened, it would be right to take you to Zhuhua Mountain. Brother Bat is the director of the Yaochi Garment Factory and has a close relationship with the Queen Mother."
Not bad, ask it about you."
Holding the "little green rice dumpling" and wrapping his tail around his father, he jumped out of the swing from the city gate and flew straight to the Zhuhua Mountain in the Ten Thousand Monsters Forest.
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Tavern.
"Sister, what are you thinking about?" Taking advantage of the lack of guests today, Red Flame Beast and Heng Gongyu came to the front hall and sat for a while. Seeing Grandma Taotie staring outside in a daze, they asked, "Don't worry, crows won't come out.
Question. When he came back this time, his expression was worse than before.
"I feel much more relaxed now. I must have solved all the difficult problems." They are right. Helping Nezha and Lei Zhenzi to overcome the tribulation is extremely dangerous for the bird people. Now it is finally over, and there will be a long time to come.
There is no task too difficult.
"But that child...?" Pohe was still worried about the little cuckold's question.
"The child can rest assured," Scarlet Flame Beast said, "There is no fairy from Yunxia Pavilion following this time. I guess it was not Yaochi who deliberately took the bait."
Heng Gongyu said: "I guess, maybe Yaochi felt that the child needed training, so he let her come to the mortal world. I heard from Lao Liang that hundreds of immortals who went to heaven before came down to earth to receive training one after another. This
The child should be one of them." He was only half right.
, it is true that there are more than a hundred Yaochi immortals who have gone to various places to practice as mountain gods, earth gods, river gods, etc., to eliminate demons, defend the way, and maintain the majesty of heaven, but this does not include the little green hat. The little green hat has a good cultivation level, but is too temperamental.
I'm stunned, like a fool, I'm not suitable to enter the immortal class for the time being.
Two old friends comforted her, and Grandma Taotie gradually felt relieved, "I really hope that guy's face can always be so relaxed." Her expression just relaxed a little, but suddenly she frowned again and looked at the door of the tavern.
At the door of the tavern, a young girl pushed the door open and came in. She looked around the entire hall with her head raised and her chest raised. Finally, she looked at Grandma Taotie and said loudly: "Pohe, I'm looking for someone!"