First, I stole on the street for a few days, received several beatings, and was hospitalized for several days. Then I took the opportunity to blackmail someone and got some money. Then because of the blackmail, all the money I got was confiscated and I was fined. I had no money to pay the fine.
They had no choice but to work in prison and were assigned to plant trees; after being released, they squatted on the street begging for food for a few more days and nights... Anyway, a month passed easily, and the life of the Autumn Birds was always
It's so "colorful".
"Ah! What the hell!" Hua Xiong looked at the two beggars covered in rags in front of him and was startled, "Are you...? Oops, it's a crow and a fox! How did you make it so miserable?"
"Is it miserable?" Bird Man and Swing patted the dust on their bodies, looking unconcerned, "Is this considered miserable? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you haven't seen us in worse times. Last month we were almost killed.
If a gluttonous old witch is beaten to death, then that's really miserable. What does that mean? Besides, can you get money if you're not miserable? Have you ever seen a person in bright clothes begging for food?"
"Well... to tell you the truth, in our economically developed Ten Thousand Monster Forest, well-dressed people often cost more." Hua Xiong was determined to support Crow and Fox, and told them about business financing and emerging media live broadcasts.
But considering that their IQs may be a bit insufficient, they can only
Forget it. "Okay, Crow, I've finished your Ten Thousand Buddha Robes. All ten thousand souls have been separated." The bear waved his paw, and ten thousand souls appeared under the peach blossom tree. "But these people have suffered too much."
, your consciousness is unclear and your thinking is chaotic, you still need to find a way to recover."
"Oh, you are quite powerful~" Birdman randomly picked out a "root" soul and looked at it, "Don't worry, I will send it to the underworld and ask Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for help."
After saying a few more words, the crow and the fox said goodbye to the panda, and the two turned into light and went straight to the underworld. After the two left, a person flew from the far sky and landed next to the panda, "You are still so free and easy.
"
The panda didn't raise his head and conjured up needlework to knit something. "They don't ask for much, so they are free and easy. Mo Zhai, if you can go back to the countryside with peace of mind, you can be more carefree than them."
Mo Zhai smiled: "It's not that I don't want to go into seclusion, it's because the human race still needs me. I don't ask for much, but the human race doesn't get enough, so we have to stand up."
"Haha." Panda didn't want to continue the discussion, "Go ahead and take Eagle Wings away. Remember, respect him and don't treat him as a servant."
"We, Qingtian, respect everyone." Mo Zhai looked up at the cage hanging on the branch, bowed his hands, "Mr. Eagle Wings, please move." "Whoosh!" Mo Zhai turned into light and flew around the cage.
Walk.
Putting down what he was doing, Panda sighed, "It's really annoying to be stuck in the middle."
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Underworld.
The crow and the little fox had just arrived at the gate of hell. They saw several monks with high level of cultivation coming towards them. They politely saluted the bird man and the swing, "I Amitabha, you two are finally here." According to the order of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
, these monks have been waiting here for a long time, looking forward to the two people from Qiu Bird Cave.
"Are you here to pick up the soul?"
"Exactly." Monk A said, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has made all preparations and is only waiting for ten thousand monks."
"Oh~ quite positive~" the little fox smiled, "but...ahem...um...you guys...uh huh~" This girl doesn't say anything directly and insists on hinting with winks.
"I Amitabha Buddha, two donors, you are asking for money." Monk A had already received the "early warning" from Guanyin and knew the "virtue" of the bird man and the swing, "I have prepared gifts." He spread his hands flat,
Conjure a box.
"Oops! Look, that's too polite. We didn't mean it. Tsk, tsk, tsk, look, this isn't appropriate. We didn't even think about asking for money." The crow and the fox pretended to be grandsons, saying that they didn't want money, but holding on to their hands.
But he was not slow and snatched the box from the monk's hand.
"What kind of good thing is it? The gift given by the Bodhisattva must be very good." They couldn't wait to see it after a while, so they opened the box directly, "This is...?" Staring at the things inside, Birdman and Man
Swing was confused, "A lock of hair? What does it mean?"
"I, Amitabha Buddha, and the wisdom of Master Guanyin cannot be comprehended by us." Those monks smiled, used Buddhist Dharma to take over the ten thousand souls released by the crow, and stepped back and left.
"What do you mean?" Birdman picked up the hair with his fingers, "It's just a few hairs, what do you mean?"
"Is this a hint that I'm losing my hair?" Swing said, "Dad, to tell you the truth, sometimes when I wake up in the morning, one or two of my nine tails will always be bald. Did Master Guanyin remind me to pay attention to the problem of hair loss?
?Let me get a hair transplant?”
"Don't talk nonsense!" Crow said, "This is not fox hair, what does it have to do with you." He counted it carefully, "There are only eight hairs. Even if they are the hair of the former Qilin ancestor, eight hairs can't be sold for much."
Yeah. Besides, this hair is not jet black, it’s green in color, it definitely didn’t come from Mo Qilin’s body.”
Staring at Mao and thinking for a long time without understanding, Bird Man and Swing had no choice but to give up. The two turned into light and flew to Jinhua City. After all, they were the directors of Jinhua City's 108 Ghost Bureau. Crow and Fox had not been there since the city was moved.
Well, I just happened to stop by to take a look this time.
When they arrived at the door of the ghost station, the crow and the little fox were about to go in, but suddenly stopped and squatted outside the window to eavesdrop on the movement inside the house. Soon, they heard someone getting up and moving in the room, and the birdman and the swing suddenly rushed to the door, "
"Bang", they collided with Xiong E and others who were in a hurry to go out on errands. The crow and the fox fell to the ground on the spot.
"Hey! How dare you bump into us! Fine!" Bird Man and Swing were furious and said angrily, "Hurry up, give us the money!"
"Hey!? Mr. Yu, Miss Yu, it's you." Xiong E and others looked at the two bosses and asked, "When did you come? Why didn't you enter the house and squatted at the door?"
"Stop talking nonsense, you'll be fined!" Swing said, "If you dare to bump into your boss, you'll be fined!"
Xiong E and others looked at each other and said with a wry smile: "You two, if you want money, just tell me. Why do you need to do this?"
"Oh! Look at that look in your eyes! Why, you despise us!?" Birdman said, "Xiong'e, when you hit me in Yihao World, I haven't settled the account with you yet. Can't I blackmail you for some money now?
!Hurry up and give me the money."
"Okay, okay." Faced with such a rogue boss, Xiong E and the others had no choice but to pay, "I'll give it all to you, we don't need it anyway."
"Hehehe. Thank you." After receiving a few fragments of wish stones, the crow and the little fox immediately beamed, "It's been a long time, and finally I have money! Hehehe..." These two idiots have been punished recently.
, I tried my best to deceive and steal, but I still couldn't get any money. I was so anxious that I had great doubts about my own gangster skills. "Sure enough, we can get the money! We are still qualified gangsters."
Xiong E and others were used to the birdman and the swing playing tricks and were too lazy to argue with them. "Mr. Yu, Miss Yu, you are here just in time. There is a difficult case. Please help. The underworld has detected a remote area.
, there is a ghost cultivator who has reached the immortal level and secretly uses the soul refining technique..." Xiong E started to talk about a case, "We haven't reached the immortal level yet, so we probably can't defeat that ghost immortal. Yin Mu Gui and Lang Hui Chongxiang probably
No way. Do you think...?"
"Ghost cultivator? Immortal level?" The lazy crow and little fox shook their heads, "Is that kind of scum worthy of our action?"
"Please help me, two more." Xiong E and others worked very seriously and sincerely asked the Birdman father and daughter for help. "We have all given you money, shouldn't you help us? Do you want to save some face~" this guy said
Still as stunned as before, not polite at all.
There is a saying that taking advantage of people is short of hand, and eating people is short of mouth. Hearing what Xiong E said (swearing), the crow couldn't do anything. "Okay." He called out the black gun, inserted it on the ground, and showed the door, "Ah Hu, Ah