In the wilderness, the breeze blows in the vast fields, and the leaves rustle, which is very comfortable to listen to. Sitting next to the fields, chatting with friends, setting up a bonfire, roasting corn, and drinking hot tea, it is so happy.
"I mean Zuo, what does this 'Eight Immortals' mean?" The little fox picked up the "Little Cuckold Script" again and flipped through it casually, "They have so many scenes."
"The Eight Immortals," Yu Asuo said, "It's normal for them to have a lot of roles, because according to the setting of this book, the role of the Eight Immortals is to replace the human emperor, so of course they have a lot of roles."
"What do you mean?" The little fox took a sip of his drink and asked, "They want to be emperor?"
"It's not to be an emperor, it's to replace the emperor." Yu Azuo said, "According to the setting of this book, after the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, there will be no masters of cultivation to serve as emperors. This is conducive to the change of dynasties, the reciprocation of fortune, the old and the new, and avoids the powerful and vicious evil kings from occupying the country all year round.
However, this also resulted in the inability of human government orders to be communicated smoothly to 'extraordinary spirits' such as earth and mountain gods.
The gods set in the book are actually divided into three types: heavenly gods, mortal gods and underworld gods: the heavenly gods are simple, they are the gods of the heaven; the underworld gods are also simple, such as the ten temples of Yama, bull-headed and horse-faced gods; the mortal gods are actually the mountain gods, Tuhebo.
And so on. It stands to reason that the Emperor of Heaven is in charge of the gods and the Emperor of Humans, or that the Emperor of Heaven is in charge of the gods, and the Emperor of the Underworld is in charge of the Gods of the Underworld. However, because there is no mortal emperor who is proficient in cultivation, so
The mortal gods have always been "temporary workers" and cannot be officially canonized by the mortal emperor. Moreover, the mortal world has become a vassal of the heaven to a certain extent and a competition ground for the gods of the three realms. Haha, speaking of which, there is actually a
Paradox, the so-called mortal emperor is an emperor in the mortal world. Then, he must have the most common characteristic in the mortal world - ordinary, which means that he cannot have an 'extraordinary' one.
Ability, therefore, if the Mortal Emperor has cultivation, he is not a reasonable mortal emperor; if he does not have cultivation, he cannot completely manage the entire mortal world. In order to solve this paradox, I set the Eight Immortals to represent the human world and deal with the mountain gods on behalf of the Mortal Emperor.
The management issues of land and other mortal gods. In other words, similar to the ten palaces of Yama in the underworld, the eight immortals in this book are equivalent to the 'eight kings and mortal kings' in the mortal world."
"Oh~ So that's what it means." The little fox nodded, "No wonder. Let me just say, according to traditional mythology, the Eight Immortals are just the more famous eight gods. How come they are so special in this book? It turns out that they are human beings in the setting.
The ‘Eight Kings and Every Lord’.”
"Yeah." Yu Azuo took a bite of roasted corn and continued, "For the sake of the plot, the origins, origins, and functions of many gods in this book have been changed. For example, Bigan, he was named in the "Feng Shen Bang"
Wen Quxing, but I changed this
They are the Gods of Wealth; another example is the three Yunxiao sisters, who were supposed to be immortal aunts who followed the world. In this book, they were directly changed to be forcibly removed from the list of gods by the leader of Tongtian. Similarly, there are the Meishan brothers; and the Weaver Girl and other 'celestial maidens', also
to a certain extent
Adaptation; let’s talk about the most recent one, about the incident where Wu Zetian ordered the flowers to bloom, the time of occurrence will also be modified, moving it from the second year after the empress came to power to a few years ago to the year before she abdicated. In short, the fairy tales and traditions of this book
The mythology is very different. Of course, I am not the first to do this. In "Journey to the West", Li Shimin was given a lot of extra life, so that he who died in the 23rd year of Zhenguan could live until
In the 27th year of Zhenguan, I took Tang Monk home."
"I'm talking about Zuo, not to mention the adaptation of the fairy. What will you do when this book reaches the modern stage?" The little fox said a little worriedly, "You have to be careful, lest it be banned."
"There is no modern era. The Song Dynasty is the last fictional dynasty in this book." Yu Asuo said, "I'm not afraid to give you spoilers in advance. After the book reaches the Song Dynasty, there will be a 'road encounter' incident, and Kyushu will be separated from the Pangu world.
, sent to an isolated cosmic environment, and together with the human area of the magic world to form the 'Earth', it will not be mentioned again for ten thousand years."
"Oh, that's it." Swing said with a wicked smile, "Zuo, you are so timid. In order not to violate taboos, you just avoid talking about modern times. Hehehe, you are such a thief."
"There's no way, I'm really afraid of being blocked. I don't want this book to become popular, I just want it to exist. It's one thing to say something and no one will take it seriously, but it's another thing not to be allowed to speak." Yu Azuo said, "Pumping
After the orthodoxy of the human race is adopted, there will still be humans in the Pangu world, and there will still be countries, cities, and emperors, but there will be no orthodox human emperor. Accordingly, the Eight Immortals will replace the orthodox human emperor at that time to protect all beings in the mortal world. At that time,
The Three Realms pattern in this book is officially formed."
"So, the status of the Eight Immortals is much higher than what we know now?" said the little fox, "Oh, then I have to please them in the future."
"I think it's me you should please. After all, I made up the plot." Yu Azaku said.
"Bah." Swing scolded, "You stinky book writer, you know nothing about plots!"
"You!" Yu Azuo was so angry that he was half-dead, but he had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, okay! Well done to you! Huh! Yu Swing, I originally wanted to get you the position of the head of the mortal gods in the future, huh! No!
No more! No more! The position of the head of the mortal gods is gone. At most, he is the temporary earth god! Humph!"
"Oh, look, you are still angry." The little fox handed a piece of corn to Yu Azuo, "Come on, come on, eat the corn, don't be angry, anger is not good for your health. What did you just say? Mortal God
First? What do you mean? Could it be that I am the biggest among the Eight Immortals? Oh, oh, oh, oh, look, look, how embarrassing is this? Oh, yo, I knew that my Jade Swing would become famous one day, hahahaha
…”
"No more!" Although Yu Asuo took the roasted corn from the swing, he still didn't let go, "There is no head of mortal gods anymore, only temporary mortal gods, just like the ghosts of the underworld now."
"Tch~ Look at you, why are you really angry~ Love is what it is, anyway, you never thought of giving us a high official position. I guess the head of a mortal god is about the same as a temporary mortal god." The little fox said
I took the script and wrote a few words on it
, "Shua~" Recliners, parasols, sunglasses and other leisure items immediately appeared in front of you. "The weather is so good, the breeze is gentle, and the fragrance of wheat is wafting. Lying here is really comfortable and relaxing. Ah Zuo, this volume of our
Are there really few scenes?"
"Very few." A Zuo also "conjured up" things like recliners and enjoyed the comfortable life in the fields. "I'm a little tired, my mind is confused, and I can't think of what to write. In addition, the main line is a bit logically contradictory. I don't know.
How to deal with it, so this volume is full of nonsense."
"Logical contradictions? Haha, there are too many logical contradictions in your book." The little fox said, "Some early settings are quite inconsistent with later settings. If you look carefully, you can see the flaws."
"Don't I just want to wait for one day when I have free time to change it from scratch~ It'll be fine if I change it." Yu Azuo said, "Cramming it in, forcing explanations, making up nonsense... In short, there are so many tricks, I have to use them.
It’s up to you whether you can get the contradiction right. Even if you can’t get it right, you have to confuse the readers so that they can’t see the problem.”
"Then when are you going to change it?"
"Forehead……"
"Yeah~ I guess you were just talking and had no plans." Yu Shuqian kept shaking his head, "Azuo, I'm very disappointed in you."
Not to mention Little Fox and Yu Asaku, Crow who was reading the script on the side saw that the two "guys" actually had deck chairs and parasols, and he was immediately dissatisfied, "Hey! What's going on with you two? We agreed to do it.
Try not to change the script, you
What do you mean!" Birdman raised his hand and pulled the script into his hand, and wrote a few lines on it. In an instant, not only did recliners and other objects appear out of thin air, but the place where the three of them were was turned into a big lake.
They were lying on a large ship.
"Um..." Zhuqian and Zuo looked at Birdman, "You're going a little too far."
"Stop talking nonsense and continue to listen to me reading the script!" The lake was rippling and sparkling, lying on the deck with a parasol on his head and champagne in his hand, feeling indescribably comfortable, "White Peony..."