"Stop! Stop reading it!" The little fox used its tail to catch a fish from the water, treated it a little, and put it on the fire to roast. "Stop reading it, your passage is not suitable for us to listen to."
"Why is it inappropriate?" Yu Azuo was puzzled.
"Think about it, Hu Tianyao's plot must have been hidden from me and my father. If you read it out now, how will the plot proceed in the future?" said the little fox, "We should know this part, but we still can't figure it out.
?”
"Well... of course you didn't understand it when you were an actor." Yu Azaku said, "Just pretend you don't know."
"There's no way to pretend," Crow said. "My father and daughter are aboveboard and upright. They are the least likely to cheat. They never understand why they are pretending to be confused."
"..." Yu Azuo squinted his eyes and stared at the crow and the little fox, "Don't say such things, please, you may easily get struck by lightning."
"What! You don't accept it?" Shuqian said, "We are upright and follow the rules. We never do anything bad, let alone hide anything."
"Really?" Yu Azuo asked, "Are the tea eggs stolen in Golden Flower City delicious?"
"It's okay... uh..." the little fox almost let it slip, "Bah! What tea eggs! I've never heard of them! What are you talking about! What are tea eggs? Are they a distinguished specialty of Baodao District? I don't have any.
I have eaten it, but I can’t afford it.”
Too lazy to argue with the gangster father and daughter, "Anyway, just pretend that you have never heard of Hu Tianyao's story." Yu Azuo said, "If it doesn't work, I will make it up and add some surveillance recording equipment to the Yehuo Jade Pendant that Qu Guan is carrying.
Determined, forced explanation."
"Oh~ Zuo, you, you, why do you always do this kind of forced settings, tsk tsk tsk." Swing said, "Okay, let's stop the plot of Zhang Li sisters for a while, let me read the story of the little green hat.
"The little fox lowered his head and began to look for the script.
Seeing the swing looking for a script, the birdman asked: "Azuo, you said that we don't have enough scenes in this volume. Is it possible that you have to rely on reading the script to support yourself like this?"
"Yes, you just have to hold on." A Zuo said, "The main content of this volume is 'Three Shu Traveling Together' plus 'Sisters Traveling Together' plus 'Eight Immortals Traveling Together'. You basically have no chance."
"This... is not good," Crow Crow said, "As the protagonist, there is no role for a whole volume... It's not appropriate."
"Don't you always talk too much and feel tired? Aren't I fulfilling your wishes?" Yu Azuo said, "Birdman, think about it, I have fulfilled many of your wishes. A long time ago, you said you would
Marry a girl born from a soul-nurturing flower, so I satisfied you and asked Yuhui to agree to your proposal, but...I won’t say the result, you are cowardly."
"Nonsense, she shocked me and tortured me, can you not be scared?!" Birdman still feels pain all over when recalling the scene of being shocked, "You deliberately played tricks on me!"
"Going further, you told the little fox that you wanted to be rich, and then I gave you one billion, and the result..." Yu Asuo said, "You have money, but you didn't keep it. Besides, you guys
If you think the rent is expensive, I will ask Zijin Qilin to help you pay it. You said you have no place to live, so I will get you an Autumn Bird Star... Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, one by one, I am satisfied. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
"Bah!" Crow was furious, jumped up from the recliner again, and pointed angrily at Jade Asuo, "Every time you fulfill my wish, you have additional conditions! That is not satisfaction at all, it is teasing! Asuo, don't force me
, otherwise, I will... I will..."
"What do you do?"
"I just..." I remember that my head was sweating profusely, and the crow didn't know what to do. He became so angry that he rushed towards Yu Azuo, "I will fight with you!"
Crow and Zuo rolled together and got into a ball. The little fox's tail stretched out with a "swish", tied the two of them, and "placed" them on the recliner. "Stop arguing! It's my turn to read the plot of the Little Green Riding Hood!"
Don't make any noise!"
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Following the map instructions, Ye Yi finally arrived at the little green hat's hometown - Yaohua District.
Walking on the familiar path, the little green hat unconsciously had a smile on his face, "Oh my God, sister, look at that tree, I burned it." The child pointed at a pile of dry black trees.
Tan Mumu said, "Oh~ I really miss the first days of learning magic. I have new experiences every day. It's so wonderful."
"Only you think it's beautiful." Ye Yi looked at the magic scars on the trees on the left and right of the road, the road, the fields, and the woods, and thought to herself, "Others will only think it's not good." Although she felt sorry for the flowers and trees, she had to admit that Xiao
Green Hat’s cultivation talent, “There are still such obvious traces of aura after so many years, it must be because the aura of the caster is pure and condensed. It is really amazing.”
"Oh~ that's right." Little Green Riding Hood suddenly said to Ye Yi, "Sister, Little Green Riding Hood has a master who is very powerful. Little Green Riding Hood's early spells were all taught by his master." After many years, this child is still the same.
She didn't forget the Taoist master, "It's a pity that the master has gone somewhere, and the little green hat really misses him. The little green hat has always had a wish, that is, to see the master again." She turned her head to talk to Ye Yi without paying much attention.
On the road, I accidentally bumped into a man who was loading a car and carrying bags on the roadside. "Oops." The little girl felt a pain in her forehead and looked up, "Oh~ Mother Bless, the little cuckold's wish has come true.
." The person she bumped into turned out to be the Master who had been missing for many years! "Oh~ Master, Master, Master, Master..." The little girl was very excited and shouted, "Oh, Master, long time no see!"
But he said that the man who was carrying a sack to the car collapsed on the ground when he heard the crisp sound that sounded like it was coming from hell, "Little little little little... little cuckold, you, you, you, you... you
Why are you here?" The man trembled all over, shivering into a ball, "You
You... no no... didn't you go to heaven? How... why are you here?" He was really scared! The life he once had with the little green hat immediately came to mind, and endless fear occupied his body and mind, "Pfft
!" A mouthful of old blood spurted out of his mouth, and the man fainted completely.
"Oh~ Master, you are still so fragile." The little green hat shrugged, looking very innocent.
Several young people working with the man didn't understand what was going on. When they saw the "uncle" fainted, they hurried to the village and said, "Aunt Green, come and take a look, the uncle has fainted."
Not long after, an old woman came to the "crime scene" with the support of several young girls. When the little green hat saw the old woman, she was stunned and said, "Oh, my God, isn't this the last time the little green hat has committed a crime?"
The mother you love? Why have you become like this?"
"Ah!" The old woman was also shocked and froze on the spot for a long time, "Little green hat, you... why are you back?"
"Oh, my God, the little green hat's favorite mother, your tone of voice seems to be abnormal." The little green hat said, "Shouldn't you start with the word 'oh'?"
"I changed it." Little Green Riding Hood's mother replied, "Your master couldn't stand 'oh' and said that when he heard that word, he would think of you and get chills all over, so I changed it. Oh, Little Green Riding Hood.
, you haven’t changed it yet, it’s really rare.”
Ye Yi, who was on the side, heard the conversation between mother and daughter, and finally knew where the little cuckold's habit of "oh, oh, oh" came from.
Regardless of the "oh" question, the little green hat immediately pounced on the old woman, "Oh~ Mother, the little green hat misses you so much, more delicious than missing the groundhog swimming in the water." The little girl was already incoherent, "
Oh, mother, the little green hat thought you were dead, and thought you would be lying in the coffin when I saw you. It really surprised the little green hat." Even though she was incoherent, the girl still didn't understand how to speak.
Fortunately, the cuckold’s mother has long been accustomed to the little cuckold’s way of speaking, and even feels a little “missing”, “Oh~ my little cuckold, mother misses you too, even more than she misses the curry rice the night before yesterday.
"Well, as expected of a mother and daughter, they are talking about all kinds of stuff," your master said that the little green hat went up to the sky. My mother has always been worried that the little green hat will be struck by lightning if it is close to the clouds in the sky. I didn't expect that the little green hat is still alive. It's really true.
It would surprise my mother."
The mother and daughter hugged each other and cried, speaking incomprehensible metaphors, which made the onlookers feel...well, not moved, but particularly confused.
While the two little cuckolds were weeping with joy, her master slowly woke up. The man who opened his eyes slightly saw that small, green, scary figure from the corner of his eye. His whole body was shocked, and he came back to his senses in an instant, and then
Get up and run away.
However, "Whoosh!" The little green hat raised her hand, summoned a white light, and easily tied up her master, "Oh~ lovely master, the little green hat will not be separated from you easily this time. Hehehehe...