"...Xinghai District, like Yaoguang District, is said to be a loose alliance composed of many countries. However, unlike our Yaoguang District, which worships the Queen Mother of the West, people in Xinghai District respect the Eastern Prince. Your grandfather is from Xinghai District.
He is the prince of a kingdom.
"The little green hat grandma narrated the past between herself and her husband intermittently, "I remember that year, I was eighteen years old, young, beautiful, healthy and lively. I was hunting alone in the mountains, chasing a group of wolves deep into the forest, and accidentally saw
There was a man lying in the grass. At that time
I was very naive and didn’t think much about it. When I saw that the man was injured, I gave up tracking the wolves and carried him back to the camp. This is the cabin where we are now. Then it was a very clichéd story, as day by day
I gradually fell in love with the caring man
He, and on a rainy night, took possession of his body ferociously. Alas~ Looking back, that morning, the sun was high and the sky and the earth were clear, but he was covered in scars and cried for a long time without stopping. It was really noisy.
, I hated him so much that I slapped him several times before he stopped..."
Ye Ye listened quietly to the old lady's narration. She originally thought it was a touching story of love, but the more she listened, the more she felt something was wrong. However, there were too many things to complain about, and she couldn't say what she wanted to say.
"... From then on, we lived happily together. Every morning after I tied him up, I went out to hunt. I came back at night, untied him, told him to take care of the lions, tigers, leopards and jackals, and made some food. The time was so long
As each day passed, I thought we would always be so happy, but I didn’t expect that things would be unpredictable and a disaster would come.”
"A disaster is imminent? What happened?" The old lady was obviously telling the little green hat about her past, but the little girl had an unstable temper and found it boring after listening to it. She turned around and ran out to play with the "dog", leaving only
Shimonohi continued to listen. Fortunately, Nohiki was a gentle girl and patiently listened to the old lady telling her "crime stories" in her youth.
"Two big things happened." said the little green hat grandma. "The first is that as I get older and older, my appetite has also increased dramatically. The wild beasts nearby no longer have enough for me to eat, and I am hungry all day long. The second is that
I am pregnant."
"Um..." Ye Yi said, "Grandma, I can understand the second reason, but the first one..."
"The first one who doesn't understand?! I was kicked out of the village by my parents because I ate too much since I was a child. After I got married to my little cuckold grandpa, I ate many times more." The old lady recalled the past today and was affected by her past temper.
Affected, a lot of heroic spirit emerged from the fragile muscles and bones for no reason, and the tone became particularly domineering, "I am pregnant, and I am afraid of starving the baby. Of course I need to eat more jackals, tigers and leopards to supplement it!"
"Yes, yes. You are right." Ye Yi was afraid that the weak old lady would die from being too excited, so he quickly followed her and said, "You talk, you talk, you keep talking."
"I had no choice but to find another way to survive." The old lady said, "At that time, I thought about it and couldn't do anything. At this time, the little green hat's grandfather suddenly had an idea and offered to take me back to his home in Xinghai District.
The country said that we could have enough food there. So the couple of us set out on the road to Xinghai District."
"It must be very far away, right?" Ye Yi has never heard of where the Xinghai District is, so it's probably very remote.
"I don't know. Anyway, the road was rugged and we got lost many times. It took us several years to find it. By the time we found it, my eldest son would be able to hunt." The old lady said, "However, I thought I could be with my husband and son when we got to Xinghai District.
I lived a good life, but I didn’t expect... Oh~ I didn’t expect that we would never see each other again."
"Farewell? How to say it?"
"That Xinghai area is a magical place. It seems that only people with Xinghai bloodline can enter. My husband and son suddenly disappeared while walking, leaving me alone. After that, I tried my best and dug three feet into the ground, but nothing happened.
We can find them." The old lady said, "There is no way. I have been waiting for several months where my son and husband disappeared and they haven't appeared again. I am disappointed and can only come back here. I hope that one day my husband can come back with his son.
Look at me."
"Ah? This..." Ye Yi didn't know how to evaluate the old lady's experience, "So, the relationship between the little cuckold's mother and you is...?"
"The little cuckold's mother was born to me without knowing what happened." The old lady said, "When I was walking back from Xinghai District, I passed by a place where monsters gathered, and I saw some monsters entering the village to plunder. It just so happened that,
I happened to be hungry at that time, so I ate all the monsters. After eating the monsters, I felt very sleepy, tired, and exhausted. I wanted to sleep, so I found a cave to rest. But when I was half asleep, I suddenly heard
There were annoying cries around me, making it so noisy that I couldn't sleep. I opened my eyes and found a baby in my pants. That baby was the little cuckold's mother. I guessed that the baby might be me a few months ago.
Fortunately, her grandfather was pregnant with the little cuckold, so she brought her back to raise her. Speaking of which, after eating those monsters, my appetite suddenly became smaller. Sometimes I just need to look at the moonlight and breathe in the earth's air.
full."
"Um..." Ye Yi stood up, surrounded the bed, and took a closer look at the old lady, "Grandma, let's not mention the origin of the little cuckold's mother. If my guess is good, you should have been struck by lightning, right?
"
"Well, I was struck once," said the little cuckold's grandma. "One day, a cloud suddenly came and struck me hard. Ever since I was struck by lightning, my health has become worse.
fragile."
Ye Yi sighed in his heart: "Needless to say, he must have eaten the flesh and blood of monsters and unintentionally developed a strange cultivation method. However, because he did not realize that he was already a cultivator, he did not think of a way to deal with the thunder in advance.
As a result, he was struck by lightning and the magical technique was broken. Oh, I have to admit that this old man's body is very strong. Not only can he tear apart tigers and leopards, devour monsters, but he can also withstand the thunder that transcends the calamity and not die!"
After chatting with the old lady for an afternoon, Ye Yi's heart was very complicated. It was really complicated and messy. It was not because he was moved by love or lamented about life, but entirely because of the strange experience of the little cuckold grandma.
Confused mind.
After putting the old man to sleep, Ye Yi walked out of the house and went outside. He saw the little green hat squatting on the ground and playing in circles. Beside the little girl, a wolf spit out white foam and fainted on the ground, unconscious. From the traces of soil,
Look, the wolf should have fainted after waking up, fainted and then woke up, woke up and fainted again... several times. "Little Green, what are you doing?"
"Oh, the little green hat is drawing a soul-calming formation." The little girl responded, "We haven't seen each other for decades. The dog is not used to the little green hat and always faints. The little green hat wants to draw a formation.
Help it stay awake."
"Forget it, forget it." Ye Yi is a kind person and can't bear the little green hat harming the wolf demon. "Little green hat, why is this wolf here accompanying your grandma?"
"I don't know." The little green hat shook his head, "The little green hat just tried to communicate with the dog using his spiritual consciousness, but it only said that the most dangerous place is the safest place and so on, and fell into a deep coma. The little green hat fell into a deep coma.
The cuckold doesn’t know how it works here with grandma.”
Ye Yixin said: "Well, in order to avoid the little green hat, this wolf monster really racked his brains. If you put it this way, you still blame me. If I hadn't urged the little green hat to return to his hometown, this wolf monster wouldn't have done it.
As for that." He used his superb skills
After using water and wood magic to appease the wolf demon, she called the little green hat aside, briefly summarized her grandmother's story, and told it to the little girl, "...your grandfather was kicked out by his mother because he opposed his father's oppression of the people.
of, in mortal villages and towns
I wandered for several years, accidentally broke into the forest, encountered wild animals, and got lost while running, and then I fell into the clutches of your grandma... Ahem, I mean I just met your grandma. Your grandpa had the intention to take your powerful
Your grandma returned to the country to take revenge, seize the throne, and change the situation in the kingdom. Unfortunately, your grandma could not enter the Xinghai District, so the whole family was scattered. I think that if you have time, you should go to the Xinghai District to see if your grandpa and your uncle are still there.
Alive."
After listening to Ye Yi's summary, the little green hat scratched his cheek and said, "Oh, grandma's life is really simple and ordinary."
"Um..." Ye Yi wanted to refute what the little green hat said, but she suddenly recalled the experiences of the two of them in the past few years, and she couldn't help but nod, "Compared to you, your grandma's life is indeed very simple and ordinary."