The day Ye Yi and the little green hat arrived coincided with the kingdom celebration. It is said that the emperor got a new dress. It was very beautiful, with distinctive colors and patterns, and had a special function. Anyone who was stupid or incompetent would look at it.
Without this dress, only the wise could appreciate its splendor. To showcase the new dress, the emperor decided to hold a national celebration after it was completed.
The celebration started on time the next day. The emperor wore new clothes that "fools can't see" and walked down the street surrounded by soldiers, hoping to be praised by his subjects. People standing on the street and people sticking their heads out of the windows said
"Oh my God, the clothes on the emperor are so beautiful! The train of the clothes is so long and gorgeous! Look, it fits so well!" Everyone shouted very loudly, as if they were afraid that others would think they were stupid and couldn't see the emperor's clothes.
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"But, he's not wearing anything at all!" When the very proud emperor walked to a certain location along the street, a child in green clothes suddenly said, "Oh, my God, doesn't he feel cold?"
"Shh~ Xiaolu, don't talk nonsense." The girl next to the child in green said, "Don't tell the truth, let everyone in this country be immersed in 'smartness'."
"Oh~ It's really hard to understand."
Although the child in green's voice was not loud, it was still heard by many people around. Everyone whispered and began to secretly spread what the child said.
"One kid said the emperor didn't wear anything at all!"
"I don't think I'm wearing anything, but I'm not stupid."
"I've seen it a long time ago, but I just didn't dare to say it."
"It turns out I'm not blind. I'm indeed naked."
"Hahaha, it's so funny. The emperor is not wearing anything. Hahaha, a large group of people actually said they can see the clothes! Hahaha, it's so funny. It's not that stupid people can't see these clothes, but it's just self-deception, flattery, and flattery.
Only those who are above can see it.”
"Didn't you just say that you can see it? Why are you saying that others are deceiving themselves now?"
"I'm afraid I'll get beaten if I tell the truth."
Listening to people on both sides of the street talking, the emperor smiled and waved to the guards: "Invite the child and woman to the palace."
Returning to the palace hall, the emperor sat on the throne, looked at the child and girl standing in the middle of the hall, and said, "Are you two people from other countries?"
"Yes." Ye Yi replied, "We are monks who travel around the world."
"Oh? Monk, is he a person who is said to be able to use magic?" the emperor said, "it turns out to be a deity. He was disrespectful and disrespectful because of his poor greeting."
"Oh, it is indeed a bit disrespectful." The little green hat said, "The emperor only wears simple clothes. According to the fairy sisters in the sky, clothing and etiquette are very important. You should be struck to death by lightning."
"..." The emperor was stunned and quickly asked the guards to bring him some decent clothes. "I'm sorry, two immortals, I'm rude." After putting on his clothes, the emperor asked someone to bring the two liars up. The two liars were who they claimed to be.
A person who can make clothes that only smart people can see. The emperor in formal attire was very different from his previous funny appearance. He was very majestic. He said to the two liars: "What else do you two have to say?"
The two swindlers were relatively stable. They knelt on the ground and asked, "Your Majesty, why are you arresting us?"
"You deceived me with clothes that don't exist at all." The emperor said, "What crime should I do?"
The two swindlers said: "Your Majesty, we did not intentionally deceive you, we just misrepresented the functions of the clothes."
"How do you say this?"
The liar said: "We originally said that only smart people can see clothes, and stupid or incompetent people can't see them. In fact, it's the other way around. Only stupid and incompetent people can see them, and smart and innocent people can't see them.
"The two pointed at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, "Your Majesty, no one can do anything wrong but a wise man or a sage. Although you are a monarch and have been famous all your life, you also have short-term ignorance and ignorance. These officials need to advise you in time.
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Wrong. However, what happened today is so ridiculous. Instead of telling the truth and correcting His Majesty's mistakes, all the officials joined together to weave lies. They are really not competent enough." The liar kowtowed to the Emperor sincerely and said, "Your Majesty.
, we are liars, but we can only deceive one person; the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty are also liars, but they can deceive the entire country. Your 'new clothes' were not made by us but by hundreds of officials."
When all the officials heard what the liar said, they were horrified and all knelt on the ground, "Your Majesty, we are guilty."
Sitting on the throne, the emperor laughed: "Hahaha, what a liar, what a eloquent person. Hahaha..." Standing up and walking down the jade steps, the emperor leaned over to help the two liars, "
May I ask your real names?"
The two swindlers replied: "We are disciples of Saint Kong. My name is Yan Hui, and this one next to me is Min Ziqian."
"Oh! My God!" the little green hat standing aside suddenly shouted, "Aunt Qingniao mentioned a guy named Kong Shengren and said she would catch him and put him in jail and torture him."
Regardless of the little green hat's surprise, the emperor said: "It turns out that he is a disciple of the Saint of Jiuzhou. I failed to recognize him, so I am ashamed." This emperor can be regarded as a righteous man, not afraid of ghosts and gods. After learning who the two of them are in front of him,
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The person in front of me actually continued to speak without changing his expression, "Especially this Mr. Min Ziqian, his story of 'single clothes and obedience to his mother' deeply touched me as a child. I am really lucky to see him in person today."
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Min Ziqian said: "I have heard your Majesty's story before I came here to see you with Yan Hui."
The emperor of the Mandan Kingdom had a hard time when he was a child. The previous old emperor had three wives, one of whom died early, and there were two remaining. One of them was the mother of the current emperor. "...My mother died soon after giving birth to me.
After I died, my father gave me to my mother to be raised. Alas, to be disrespectful, my mother and my mother were very bad-tempered, competitive, and cruel. It is said that they killed my father’s favorite wife. I
The queen mother died, and Yamu became
The master of the harem, in order to make her children the master of the country, she used poisonous tricks to harm me many times, and almost killed me as a child. Fortunately, with the help of my grandfather, I finally survived and inherited the throne. After becoming the emperor
,I have
He killed Yamu and her heirs in his heart, but it was precisely because he had seen Mr. Min Ziqian's experience of making coats with reed flowers that he finally decided to let them go..." The emperor did not hide anything and openly told the secrets of the royal family in public.
come out.
On the side, Ye Yi listened carefully to the emperor's words without any special expression on her face. Although some people and things in the story told by the emperor were familiar to her, she was only "familiar" and could not have any unnecessary thoughts. Yu
The swing uses dreams to let Ye Ye understand the "last life", and dreams are easy to forget. It can understand something without affecting this life. This is the subtlety of the little fox's illusion.
"...I would like to thank the two wise men for coming to our country this time and for teaching me and many ministers a lesson in time." The emperor bowed his hands to Yan Hui and Min Ziqian, "Two of you, if you can stay in our country for a long time, I would like to express my gratitude to you."
Treat each other as prime minister."
Yan Hui and Min Ziqian knelt down again, "Thank you for your kindness, but we can't stay." They smiled and looked at the little green hat next to them, "If this girl hadn't scared away the Yaochi Fairy stationed in this country, we and I would have
No one dared to show up at all. If your guess is correct, the fairy will return soon after this girl leaves. If we stay here any longer, I'm afraid we will really be imprisoned and tortured.
It's a meal. Hahahaha..." The two of them laughed and laughed, and their figures slowly faded, and finally turned into blue smoke and disappeared between the sky and the earth, leaving only a vague sentence, "Your Majesty, although the new clothes are good, they are not good enough.
Don’t cover up the truth, and please treat your people well, and don’t deceive yourself or others. The sky is high, the fields are clear, hundreds of schools of thought are singing, and sages have been promoted forever. The two of us retire~"
The emperor looked at the two disappearing people and muttered in his heart: "The blue sky is above? The blue sky? What does the blue sky mean? It feels very good."