Ye Yi and Wang Rong hate Yuan Shoucheng for no reason, and the little green hat naturally dislikes this fortune teller (liar) even more, but his mouth is sealed and it is difficult to express his thoughts. If you don't like it, then let's go, three girls
Say goodbye.
The three women quickly disappeared at the street corner, and Yuan Shoucheng remained there with hesitation on his face. He pondered for a moment and said in his heart: "I'd better go. Yue Lao Palace said that the Jade Bird Man is the most proficient in merit, karma, and cause and effect. The Jade Swing
They are also good at illusions. I have planted a secret technique on the three of them. If they are discovered, they may be retaliated against, so let's leave." Feeling guilty as a thief, the gentleman turned around and disappeared.
Let’s not talk about Yuan Shoucheng. Of course, there is nothing to say. This person just thinks too much. Although he is the incarnation of Taibai Venus, in order to reduce the attention of other forces, Yuan Shoucheng’s cultivation level is not high and he is just a golden immortal. If he really encounters
A powerful crow or a little fox with mysterious magic skills would really have no chance of escaping. But if he didn't mean to harm others, why would the Birdman and his daughter have to deal with him.
Continue talking about the three cuckolds.
Walking in the New Girl City, the three immortals freely felt the "tackiness" that can only be found in the mortal world. Ye Yi and the others felt particularly happy. "Tackiness", in a certain aspect, is the "qi of nature" and the way of heaven.
Contrary to Hongjun's favorite "elegant spirit", "tacky" will not give people the idea of "detachment", but is more "down-to-earth" and more philistine. People who are more vulgar tend to have more psychological problems.
Strong, with greater "elasticity", will not be overly sad about certain things, and can always find reasons to comfort oneself. In later generations, a person named "Zhou Lu" gave the extreme vulgarity a mocking name, called spirit
Victory method. Extreme vulgarity is naturally bad, but if there is no vulgarity at all, it probably won’t work either. The strongest is easy to break, the most soft is easy to fall. Vulgarity and immortality coexist, and you can live better. Of course,
It can also be said that this is a piece of grass that falls in the wind and has no bottom line or principle. Regarding the elegance and vulgarity, we have to talk about Tu Xingsun. He is the best at "combining hardness and softness".
Talking about gold and silver when meeting people, chatting about grudges when meeting ghosts, being able to easily tell vulgar jokes when going to bed, and telling romantic stories when lying down, talking and laughing like a scholar, and hanging out with many hooligans.
, elegance yet vulgarity.
No, today Tu Xingsun led a group of "training land gods" to inspect the New Women's City. During this period, he behaved extremely professionally and uprightly, really like a selfless and conscientious land god. "Everyone, here is
New Women's City is a new city. I have to tell you about its origin. Speaking of the Women's Kingdom..." Tu Xingsun briefly introduced the past of New Women's City, "...the reason why I brought you here is,
I just want to use this example to explain the art of building cities on flat land, as well as the special connection between humans and the land..." This great god explained non-stop, vividly and with witty remarks, which provoked bursts of applause from the earth gods. Looking at the many "new attributes"
"Exit" applauded, Tu Xingsun was both happy and irritated. Usually Tu Xingsun would not go out of his way to explain to his subordinates, but this time it was different. This time his subordinates had extraordinary backgrounds. They were all young members of the Zodiac tribe. They
Because they lived a lazy and dissolute life before, they were caught by Hongtian and almost died. Although they were lucky enough to survive, the Jade Emperor punished them to go to the mortal world to experience and serve as temporary earth gods. The Zodiac Clan is an old-established divine tribe in the heaven, with members all over the heavenly priests.
The system has intricate relationships and is inextricably linked to all the forces in the three realms. The whole system is very powerful. Facing these young masters and ladies from the zodiac tribe, Tu Xingsun is not afraid of them, but of course he will not abuse them. He mainly focuses on "
"Coax" mainly, with "Meng" as a supplement, strive to build a good relationship, and have good care in the Three Realms God Field in the future. However, he is used to being a local emperor, and he has to pretend to be an upright god in front of a group of young gods.
He was really tired, and now he wished he could immediately find some other people's beautiful wives to "talk" and "chat."
"Oh my God, what a bunch of gods!"
While Tu Xingsun was worried, he suddenly heard someone speaking not far away. He turned around and looked overjoyed, "Wow! What a charming girl." His exclamation referred to Ye Yi. Tu Xingsun himself was short in stature.
, is often laughed at as an immature child. He has quite a low self-esteem, so much so that he doesn’t like children. He loves tall beauties, especially mature married women, so even though the cuckold has a good temperament, he can’t even look at it.
Don't look at it. Wang Rong is tall, but too strong. Tu Xingsun didn't even notice that she was a woman. Only Ye Yi was okay. Although her face was no longer stunning because of the swing, her temperament was nothing to say.
The best one. "Hey, girl, are you...?"
"Oh, short gods, we are monks and we are traveling around." The little green hat was so talkative that at best he was outspoken, at worst he was looking for trouble and started a fight. He even directly called Tu Xingsun "short".
"You!" Tu Xingsun was furious, pointing at the little green hat and about to scold her, but suddenly thought of a group of young people from the Zodiac tribe behind him, he immediately held back his anger, "Don't get angry! Don't get angry! If you get angry at this time,
Aren't these days of pretending to be in vain?" These young people of the zodiac tribe have experienced a life and death, and their mood has changed greatly. They vowed to change their previous bad habits and become upright and noble gods who contribute to the three realms. Therefore, the earthly descendants cannot
Don't pretend to be better. "Ahem," he pretended to cough to calm down the anger in his heart. He tried his best to say to Ye Yi in a gentle tone, "Hello, girl, I am Tu Xingsun."
Tu Xingsun thought about talking to Ye Yi, but unfortunately before Ye Yi could reply, the little green hat interrupted again: "Oh~ So you are the Tu Xingsun who likes other people's wives! Aunt Wanhua talked about you, said you
You are the most disgusting person with a person named 'Cao Thief'. I wish I could beat you up. It turns out that you are Tu Xingsun. I finally met you. As expected, you are earthy, short and frustrated. I wonder if 'Cao Thief' looks like you.
It’s the same.”
"You!" Being pointed out his bad reputation to his face again, Tu Xingsun was about to get angry again, but he held it back in the end because, "Hey, little girl, do you recognize the Great God of Ten Thousand Flowers?" He had to ask clearly, now it is Empress Wu.
In Zhao Dynasty, Yaochi's momentum is rising, and everyone must be careful.
"Yes." The little green hat replied, "Of course the little green hat recognizes Aunt Wanhua."
"Then you...?" Carefully feeling the aura of the little girl in front of him and staring at her clothes for a long time, Tu Xingsun suddenly realized, "Oh, you are the Immortal of Yaochi, right?"
"Well, that's right." The little green hat replied, "Short gods also know about those who are destined to be immortals?"
"Of course." Tu Xingsun said, "In recent years, many Yaochi immortals have joined the team of the Earth God." However, probably as the little green hat said, Wanhua hates him, and those fairies don't need Tu Xing.
Sun Lianyan. "What, little girl, are you here to report?" The immortals in Yaochi basically take up their posts directly and don't bother to report to him at all. I was very surprised to see the little green hat here today.
.
"No." The little green hat's face was full of pity, "Oh, my God, short fairy, didn't I tell you that the little green hat sisters are traveling, why did you forget so quickly? Oops,
I didn’t expect that because of my small stature, I can’t grow a big brain, and my IQ is so low, I’m really pitiful.”