"Elephant, take care all the way. After leaving Beiyang Mansion, it's better to... avoid some food. The people in other places have never experienced all this. If you feast in front of me again..."
Wang Fubo hesitated to remind Wei Hao. He didn't want to remind him of too many things, but after thinking about it, the habit of eating with open mouth was the most important thing.
"I don't care what others think, I'll fight if they dare to provoke me."
"..."
"Your Majesty, I have a clear conscience and have not violated any taboos. Why do I have to take care of other people's thoughts? I am not a cannibal. Who cares what I eat?"
"Always take care of other people's eating habits. After all, not everyone is like Wuchao County, with countless ancestral delicacies..."
Wang Fubo's scalp feels numb now when he thinks of the delicacies of Wuchao County.
Five tides snake soup, five tides snake meat, five tides salt and pepper snake meat, five tides cold snake skin... He almost looked like snake skin!
As for the later Five Chao Sheep Soup, it was actually acceptable. During the sacrifice, the sheep's head was also required.
It’s that fish head with chopped pepper, which makes people unable to bear it, crocodile head, shark head, whale head… is that a fish head?!
"County Lord, you just care too much about other people's opinions. Since it's taking care of each other, it's mutual. Why are we the only ones taking care of other people's eating and drinking habits? How come, I'm inferior to others? Others can't take care of me? Humph."
Wei Hao shook his head and completely disagreed with Wang Fubo's view. Instead, he said, "I'm eating and drinking. If you dare to come and make noise, see how I cook them. The county magistrate has family friends he knows. Please write a few letters to remind them. Don't come here."
The second generation ancestor is in my hands."
"What do you need to say? I have already written letters to my friends in the surrounding states. They are all on guard against you and won't cause you any trouble."
"Haha, the county magistrate is indeed a wonderful person."
Wei Hao clicked his finger, and he was very happy. Wang Fubo was worthy of being a "Five Trends Chuanlu". He was very good at dealing with things and human relations, and he was not pedantic.
Compared with him, Zhou Daohai and Wang Shouyu are typical bureaucrats. When dealing with people, they are really tired when they are tired and not easy when they are relaxed.
"By the way, for this trip to the west, the government has already reported that you have been appointed as a thousand-household official. It is jointly signed by the Governor's Mansion and the Ministry of War. Don't resign from the position when the time comes."
"I don't want to stay in one place. It's not interesting to be a bird official."
"What nonsense! It's not an officer stationed in one place, but a decorated officer, which means a reward. In the future, when there are vacancies for thousands of officials elsewhere, they will be qualified to select them. The most important thing is that they can be passed down. Of course. The descendants of the descendants
At the first level, when it comes to your son, the hereditary inheritance is not for the upper thousand households, but for the lower thousand households. According to the system of the Ministry of War, the lower thousand households will lead to the three hundred households."
"Isn't it the same as a title?"
"It's so easy to become a knight. It's the same thing as becoming a senior official or a general official. It's considered a benefit. Take it, but don't say goodbye."
"Haha, no, no, this is good, this is good. With this, you can walk sideways, and there are fewer things to do."
After Wei Hao finished speaking, he quickly asked, "Where is the seal certificate?"
"Now we only have the seal of the waist badge. When you pass by Beiyang Mansion, just grab it. As for the clothes, they need to be made again. I can't just take off some clothes and put them on for you, right? With your body shape, you should wear regular clothes.
They’ve all become vests.”
"..."
"Also, because this battle caused a huge stir, countless people came to grab the credit. Fortunately, they didn't earn any money for the war credit. They only received credit for providing logistical support and so on. However, I don't know what happened.
This battle intentionally weakens your prestige, which is really strange. I also asked about it, and it was said that you do not have an official position in this battle, so it is inconvenient to publicize it, and it may damage the dignity of the court..."
"Well……"
Wei Hao frowned slightly and rubbed his chin, thinking of many things.
"Elephant, don't be impatient..."
"No, no, no, Lord County, I am not concerned about merit and reward. But there is something fishy about this matter."
Then Wei Hao whispered in Wang Fubo's ear, "County Lord, I think there is something wrong with Xu Yisun."
"Huh?" Wang Fubo was stunned and looked at Wei Hao in astonishment, "Do you feel the same way?"
"..."
"..."
The two people immediately clapped their hands: "Hey!!"
If I had known so long ago, I would have thought so. It would be better to make a plan earlier and say goodbye now, which would only add to the trouble.
"Your Majesty, the monkey left behind the mirage dragon ball. It was indeed a trick on us. It was like a golden cicada escaping its shell. However, there is obviously something wrong with the demonic mist this time. It looks like it, but it is different."
Wei Hao solemnly said, "In the last battle, not only was there a lot of demonic mist, but there was also the 'Twelve Witch Peaks Formation'. To be honest, this formation was much more fierce than the 'God's Strike'. If you were not careful,
You really know how to do it. But this time, where is the 'Twelve Witch Peak Formation'?"
"Did the elephant notice it too? I also think there is a big problem. This 'Twelve Witches Peak Formation' is different from any demon formation. The most important point is that the 'Twelve Witches Peaks' are far away in the mainland and are controlled by the imperial power.
Even if Prince Wu San has extraordinary powers, can he still convince the king? So, I guessed at that time that someone was colluding with the demons, but there was no evidence."
"And this time, the old cow nose hasn't appeared for a long time, and the reasons he gave are all weird. I just believe it and don't care. But as soon as I leave, he will come back. Hey... County Lord, then you can
Beware of him harming you. God-given talents are only given to heroes. If he does not exist, he is not such a hero, a dignified 'real person', and he does not even open his eyes to see the incarnation of the national destiny. Then it is nothing. As long as the Great Xia Dynasty is not destroyed, the country is not destroyed.
, he is aloof, but he is inevitably afraid of what others will say. For the sake of appearance, he often wants to put some makeup on himself, and God-given light is the best thing."
"Don't worry, your portrait is posted everywhere in my apartment."
"..."
"After you leave, I will ask skilled craftsmen to carve a few more statues and place them in the yard to guard the house. Ordinary evil methods will probably be useless immediately."
"..."
"By the way, sign a few names, here, here and here."
As he spoke, Wang Fubo took out several classics, which he read daily.
"What's this for?"
"Put it in the study, so that if evil spirits sneak in, they will be hard to guard against."
"..."
Although this operation was outrageous and left Wei Hao speechless, he still signed with his pen anyway.
His handwriting was sloppy and violent, which made Wang Fubo's face tremble: "Although you are a good calculator, you still need to practice this handwriting..."
"..."
"You may not believe it when I tell you about an elephant, but Zhaixing also has good handwriting..."
Wang Fubo raised his hand and touched Wang Zhaixing's dog's head, looking at the dog with a happy face.
"Woof!"
The dog stuck out his tongue and quickly licked the back of Wang Fubo's hand several times.
As expected, they both have the surname Wang, and they sound nice when spoken to.
Wei Hao was speechless and clasped his fists gratefully: "Farewell!"
A little bit resentful.
Turning on his horse, he finally rode the divine horse again this time. Turning the reins, Wei Hao clasped his fists at the soldiers and civilians who came to see him off in Wuchao County and said: "Everyone, the mountains are high and the rivers are long. We will meet again someday, so I say goodbye!"
"Wei Jun, take care!"
"Have a safe trip, Mr. Wei!"
"Everything is safe, Mr. Elephant"
"Wei Xiangxiang is good to go!"
"Wei Xiangxiang is good to go!"
“Wei Xiangxiang has a safe trip”
“Have a safe trip”
The small Wuchao County was once again safe and sound. There were many more soldiers and civilians who came to see Wei Hao off than last time.