There were too few fish balls in the stall, which was just enough for Sister Bai and the others. Wei Hao and Gou Zi couldn't eat enough. Qiu Shanwei saw that he was afraid of being neglected, so he quickly blew a brass whistle, and in a short time thirty cars came.
Luxurious cars.
There were people dancing in the car, and a group of beautiful women got off. When they saw Qiu Shanwei, they immediately saluted and called "Master".
"Master~~ Do you want to have fun by the river tonight?"
"Go, go, hurry up and tell everyone to get busy, catch fish, kill fish and pound fish balls. The Red Hero is here waiting to eat."
Qiu Shanwei threw out a handful of gold leaves, and the beautiful women immediately started laughing and snatching them up. These were all the ladies of the Mountain God of Liguo. They totaled thirty-seven or eight, including many twins.
"Shenjun has a nice waist."
"Ashamed, ashamed..."
His old face turned red, Qiu Shanwei quickly bowed and said, "The little god doesn't have many friends here, so he can only ask for some beauty. If Mr. Wei likes it..."
"Don't! I have plenty!"
Wei Hao immediately interrupted, "It's still no longer useful."
"Little God's family is full of vulgar fans, they can't compare to you."
Showing a thumbs up to Wei Hao, the Mountain God of Liguo Mountain said quickly, "Xiangong Wei, please sit down and watch the night view for a while. The local 'Fishing People's House' is also one of a kind. The little god will kill the chicken right now.
It’s very quick to make soup.”
"Would it be too much trouble?"
"It's not troublesome, it's not troublesome. The little god has a stove. He used to smelt copper. Now he uses it to stew chicken. It's very fast."
"..."
Sure enough, it is better to be a mountain god and be richer, and bring your own fire stove.
"Sir, these fish balls are really good."
Yan Xuanxin scooped up a fish ball and shouted to Wei Hao.
"What sir! Don't yell!"
After glaring at Yan Xuanxin, Xiao Yanzi rolled his dark eyes in a circle and said, "Master, I'll give you this bowl."
"I'm not hungry."
After swallowing a sip of saliva, Wei Hao touched his belly and glanced at it warmly.
The dog was chewing fish balls, and the dog spit out: "Gentleman, how about mine..."
"Eat yours!"
Rubbing the dog's head fiercely, Wei Hao sat next to Gouzi, then took out the "Concubine Snail" clam shell that Qiu Shanwei gave him, and asked, "Xiao Wang, this thing seems to be called 'Concubine Clam' in Wuchao County, why?
The mountain god of Liguo Mountain said it was the 'Royal Concubine'?"
"My husband doesn't know that if there is a sound of gold and jade, it is a 'noble concubine'; if it doesn't, it is not."
Yingying got out, holding a volume of books, which were her recent notes on the "Yunmeng Moving Method".
Since Wei Hao said, "A good memory is not as good as a bad writing", Yingying has been very hardworking and serious.
"What's the use of this thing?"
"I only heard that it was used for buying and selling things in the past, and it was also called the 'Holy King Purple Shell'. After the cloth currency became popular, it replaced the shell currency; after that, the copper currency became popular."
Gouzi is well-read and has a strong memory. He listened carefully to the lectures in the academy, so he remembers these things.
Although Wei Hao is a student of Suzaku Academy, he specializes in arithmetic. He doesn't know these things at all. Even if he wants to know, he has to spend money to learn them.
I used to be poor and not far from Wufeng County, so it was naturally the best choice to keep the cost of study to a minimum.
"'Holy King Zibei'..."
A pair of strange children looked at it carefully and saw that the "Holy King Purple Bei" was shining brightly. It was obviously not simple.
But I can't see what effect it has. I can only feel that it is jewel-like, and it is expected to attract wealth.
Suddenly, Wei Hao thought about whether to knock it into the soul-suppressing seal.
But I thought it would be a pity if it got broken.
The mountain spirit is the most resistant to beating and is not afraid of being broken.
At this time, Liguo Shanshan Shenqiu Shanwei greeted a group of wives and concubines. They all changed their clothes, rolled up their sleeves and put on aprons. They were working extremely quickly.
After some questioning, I found out that most of Qiu Shanwei's lovely wives and concubines were local women who died young, or some pretty widows who were lonely and wandering.
He was lustful by nature, but he didn't do evil. He simply took in these female ghosts as his wives and concubines, and at the same time, he felt happy.
And female ghosts are pitiful. Instead of wandering around the world, it is better to find a backer.
Although Qiu Shanwei is a Yin God, he is still a thousand-year-old god. Not only does he have a rich family, but he is also not a bad person. Naturally, they can get along with each other very harmoniously.
So, despite the fact that when they arrived, they were all decked out with jewels, fine clothes, and escorted in fancy cars, they changed their outfits and started working, and they were really experts.
After all, we were all ordinary people during our lifetime, and we were not so untouchable.
At that time, the mountain god shaved off his scales and gills, the lady shaved off her flesh and her head, and all the concubines were waving their swords, aggressively, chopping boards and eucalyptus boards to cut out a patchwork of stars.
After the fish meat was chopped into surimi, another concubine rolled up her sleeves and spread a piece of pig skin on the eucalyptus board. She wiped the surimi on it and the fish bones in it were all stuck on the pig skin, and then she scraped it casually.
The surimi without bone spurs was scraped off.
A family of thirty-nine people was very busy chopping green onions, making noodles and beating eggs, but they were very orderly and very comfortable to watch.
This scene made Xiao Qing stunned: "Girl, our family won't be like this in the future, right?"
Then Xiaoqing asked in a low voice: "I heard that the joy of boudoir is not all about whether it is powerful or majestic..."
"Xiaoqing, what are you talking about!"
Staring at Xiao Qing, Sister Bai's cheeks turned red and she said softly, "Don't worry about it all the time..."
"Girl, I'm afraid I'll miss the mark."
"Don't worry about it."
She calmly took a sip of the chicken soup. Sister Bai didn't panic at all, "There's no need to rush. Didn't brother Wei say that it should be yours? It's yours. No one else can take it away."
"Okay, that's what the girl said. There's no point in me being anxious."
Xiao Qing pursed her lips and looked at the snail spirit. She felt that this woman was not simple either. She had just met her new uncle a long time ago. She was still in charge of food and drink. It was as if she had opened a restaurant in a snail shell. She had inexhaustible resources.
Inexhaustible.
Looking at Yan Xuanxin again, the more I look at it, the more I feel that this little bird is also a strong enemy. He obviously said that he wants to learn from his new uncle, so he wants to be an apprentice, right? But how can any apprentice have a peach blossom in his eyes? It's obvious that he is.
I want to sleep with Master!
However, Xiaoqing suddenly thought of a saying that she had heard in Dachaozhou before, which is exactly what the saying goes: "If you want to learn well, sleep with the master first"... Bah, my new uncle didn't have that idea.
This little swallow is greedy and despicable!
While waiting for the fish balls, Wei Hao simply took out the tube and continued to read the "Six Levels of Earthly Immortals". The first time he read it, he took a rough look and roughly understood the content.
Now Wei Hao has read it for the second time and discovered a pattern. All the earthly immortals recorded in the "Six Levels of Earthly Immortals" have one characteristic, that is, "the merits of the Tang Dynasty" and "the merits of the Great Yu".
Words such as "Kung Fu Da Xia" and so on.
Merit means merit and virtue.
The main contributions are “preaching” and “educating”.
Therefore, the first "Bishui Lord" at the beginning says that he had a dojo in Beihai and preached three sects, and his disciples were educated after preaching.
But the meritorious deeds ended here. After that, "Bishui Lord" was no longer in the Tang Dynasty, but went to the "sixth heaven of life and death", and did not choose to live forever and not die in the human world.
The rest of the earthly immortals were similar in that they all left after preaching. They were very carefree and had no intention of lingering on the human world.
In this regard, Wei Hao believed that the "energy form" required for cultivation in the Earth Immortal Realm might have changed, and that it might be necessary to highly concentrate this Qi or that Qi. However, he did not believe that the Earth Immortals really had no idea about the human world.
The evidence, while unclear, is persuasive.
That was the formation of Chao Lake. The power of the "Hidden Dragon" should be far superior to that of the Earth Immortal, but not as powerful as the "Da Chao Clan", a powerful human race man.
There are always high and low levels in the realm of gods and immortals, and the same is naturally true in the realm of earthly immortals and ghosts and immortals.
"Hidden dragons" are all greedy for the human world, who are the earthly immortals? Do you dare to be greedy?
However, the appearance of the "Hidden Dragon" was incomplete, and the appearance of the "Dachao Clan" was also far away in time and space. It can be seen that some rules have been formed.
For example, a certain powerful person or a group of powerful people created a dog hole in the human world. When you are small, you can get out in time. But when you are big, you will get stuck. In the end, your life span will be exhausted and you will die of suffocation in the dog hole.
One side.
In this way, it can be explained why the "hidden dragon" that covets the world has only four legs.
Taking a step back, if a powerful person wants to come to the human world, he must first lower his cultivation level. This is the only way.
But the human world is actually very scary. If a mutated man like Wei Hao appears, if he capsizes in the sewer and is beaten to death, it will be a real loss of blood.
Therefore, the "Hidden Dragon" couldn't come over at all. He stretched out his four legs and jumped around. He should have been able to stir up the water, but something in the water broke one of his legs.
After thinking about it thoroughly, Wei Hao remembered another legend and asked Bai Xing: "Sister Bai, you have read a lot of poetry and books. I have something to ask you."
"Brother Wei, please tell me."
Bai Xing put down the spoon, picked up a handkerchief and wiped his mouth slightly, looking at Wei Hao.
"I heard that in ancient times, humans and gods co-ruled and co-existed. Later, Emperor Zhuanxu used his power to achieve extraordinary power, and humans and gods were separated. Is this true?"
"Yes and no."
Sister Bai didn't know why Wei Hao asked about this, so she said, "There is indeed Zhuanxu's Jedi Heavenly Power, but it is not Emperor Zhuanxu, but 'Emperor Zhuanxu'. That is the co-lord of the human race, and his honorary title is 'Zhuanxu'. Whoever is the Lord, who is the Lord?"
It is Zhuanxu. For several generations, Zhuanxu led his people to fight against heaven and earth, and then the ladder and road to heaven were banned, leaving only Kunlun."
"really?!"
Upon hearing this, Wei Hao immediately became energetic. Looking at it this way, the ancestors of the human race had great ideas.
Step by step, the extraordinary divine power is weakened and then stripped away.
"Of course it's true."
Sister Bai said to Wei Hao again, "In the past, the Dragon Clan was extremely prosperous and could cause storms at every turn. Since Emperor Zhuanxu, the Dragon King has not been able to stay in the human world forever. All the people in the world are Dragon Lords, not Dragon Emperors. And their cultivation level
Once they arrive, there are few who still stay in the human world, so they go back to 'Longyuan' many times to practice."
"The cultivation level has arrived?!"
Immediately grasping the key point, Wei Hao's eyes lit up. Isn't this the same situation as the "Sixth Level Earth Immortal Record"?
So according to this rule, there should be great gods everywhere in the ancient world. After the unremitting efforts of the human race, the situation of great gods everywhere was finally solved. However, it took many generations to solve this problem. The boss of each generation of the human race "Zhuan Xu"
, are all fighting to achieve this goal.
Until the final victory is achieved, which is the "Jedi Tiantong".
At this point, there are no great gods in the world, or even if there are, these great gods can be killed by boiling water.
The lifespan has an end. Ghosts and immortals can live for a thousand years, and earthly immortals can live for ten thousand years. If you don’t die this year, you will die at ten thousand and one years old. If you live next year, you won’t be able to survive for one hundred thousand years and one day!
The human race does not need everyone to live forever. As long as it spreads branches and leaves, overcomes thorns and thorns, and expands territory, it does not matter whether it takes ten thousand years or a million years, because this is the human world of the entire race.
So Wei Hao, combined with the incarnation of the national destiny, once again boldly guessed that the upper limit of the current human world is the realm of gods, and they may not be powerful gods.
"The Dragon Clan is born to be tyrannical, just like the Dragon Kings from all over the world. They are all extremely qualified people. They are born with long life and are born with the talents of gods. It's just that usually a Dragon King will be in power for 500 years, and in 500 years, he will bring blessings to one area, perform meritorious deeds in various places, and cultivate.
It rises very quickly, so usually within five hundred years, a Dragon King will take over. The purpose is to return to 'Longyuan' to consolidate his practice."
Maybe what Sister Bai said was what she knew, and it was all true.
But Wei Hao dared to assert at this time that the Dragon King's departure was definitely not just a matter of consolidating his practice, but that if he continued to stay in the human world, his practice would be too perfect, and his practice would rise sharply. If he reached the realm of gods, the incarnation of the national destiny would first
Kill him.
It's not impossible not to kill him, but it's also okay to cripple him.
A crippled immortal is much less harmful to the human race.
Thinking from his perspective, if Wei Hao were a human ancestor, he would have designed such a defense mechanism in advance.
Whoever takes the lead will be destroyed, and the first principle is to ensure the development of the human race.
So, based on this judgment, the existence of a group of weak elves like the "Baojia Demon Fairy" is reasonable.
In the process of breaking through ignorance, when human ancestors were fighting demons and monsters, they would definitely fight in batches. Just like Wei Hao is doing now, all the cannibals will be killed without leaving any room; those who don't cannibals will be kept under observation.
, I will still not eat it in the future, and even help the human race in turn, then we can cooperate and coexist.
The six animals should be the first ones to cooperate with.
"The Demonic Immortal who protects the family" is the natural result of the weak and weak leaning on each other and supporting each other in the process of regular development.
Compared with the big monsters, the "Baojia Yaoxian" is no different from wild animals. It catches and eats them when it is alone. It has no food taboos and is a mobile practice.
But the "Baojia Demon Fairy" hangs around with the human race, and if it becomes popular, it will be protected by the national destiny. If the big demon enters the scene, it will be monitored, and if it causes trouble, it will be caught and receive electrotherapy.
Thunderbolt is an efficient defense and punishment tool.
The human race has developed to the present, and has basically completely controlled China. There may be waves in the rise and fall of dynasties, but in general, the human race is expanding externally and increasing its living space.
As for the outer states, it is estimated that there are only sporadic settlements, and they are in a low-level state of "co-governance by humans and gods".
The people there are relatively ignorant at this stage, and the gods are relatively barbaric.
For example, the Golden-armored Crocodile King is not considered a deity in his hometown of Wozhou?
He's just an evil god who eats people without blinking an eye.
"Well……"
Rubbing his chin, Wei Hao suddenly understood the appearance of the "Hidden Dragon". Maybe this guy wanted to make a breakthrough in "Dachaozhou" and then break the existing pattern, making the efforts of the ancestors in vain.
The current situation of the human race has undergone a major setback.
When the great god comes to the world again, will there be no monstrous man at the level of human ancestors to resist him with his head?
Doesn’t the human world become the God’s toilet just by sneezing?
"Brother Wei?"
Seeing that Wei Hao was lost in thought, Sister Bai couldn't guess what he was thinking, so she just shouted, divided half of the fish balls into Wei Hao's bowl, and stopped disturbing him.
"Humans, dragons, gods, monsters, elves..."
Tapping his fingers on the table, Wei Hao sorted things out again and found some patterns, and he became more certain that with his current code of conduct, Ren Zu would not say he had done anything wrong.
You should be confident and self-reliant, and move forward without hesitation. Kill evildoers when they arise; get rid of demons in troubled times.
Peace does not come by waiting, it comes by fighting.
This is true for our ancestors, and this should be true for future generations.
Once again firming up my faith, I suddenly felt something in my heart. I looked up and saw many stars twinkling in the Milky Way, as if they were echoing me.
This is not an incarnation of destiny, just like the incarnation of the national destiny communicating with me. It must have recognized my actions, ideas, and the power to implement them all.
Slowly raise your fists. If you want to eradicate injustice, you must first have a unique pair of iron fists.
Kill all the monsters and monsters!
My thoughts were burning, and when I read "The Record of the Six Levels of Earthly Immortals" again, I felt that these Earthly Immortals were nothing extraordinary.
If they want to live forever, beat them until their bodies burst. If they don't die in the human world, then find a way to kill them!
Man can conquer heaven!
When putting the "tube tie" away, Wei Hao lowered his head and saw a bowl of fish balls. He immediately shook his cheeks and started eating.
Qiu Shanwei's family was very agile, and in no time they had dozens of kilograms of fish balls ready, including boiled, deep-fried, and stewed in a soup pot, or a handful of fresh shrimp noodles, or stir-fried Baisong vegetables. In just a short time, the table was full. .
Before the mountain god of Liguo Mountain came over to brag, he stood there dumbfounded. He saw Wei Hao firing his bow from left to right, not rejecting anyone who came, and the hot fish ball noodles took two puffs and then disappeared.
A plate of fish balls and stir-fried Baisong disappeared in the blink of an eye.
His wives and concubines are all experts and work very diligently. Seeing this, I know I have met a man of God.
If you want to be decisive in doing something, you have to count the mountain god's wife. She only heard her greeting: "Sisters, don't stop, don't let it be dawn and the distinguished guests haven't eaten enough..."
So there was another buzzing, clicking, clicking, making the stall very lively.
The deaf and mute stall owner was immediately numb. It was his first time doing such a business, but he knew Qiu Shanwei. He was an old customer who came the next day, so he made a sleeping posture with Qiu Shanwei, meaning I just plan to close the stall.
Seeing this, Qiu Shanwei gave him two ingots of silver, and said and gestured apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll borrow the valuable land tonight. Brother, why don't you go back and rest first, I'm still here If you are busy, you can come back to clear the stall at dawn and make sure that the pots and pans are not lost and there is plenty of coal in the stove."
Although the boss was speechless, for the sake of two ingots of silver, he nodded, made two more gestures, and went back to sleep.
As soon as the boss left, the mountain god of Liguo Mountain let go of his hands and feet, conjured up a stove, and put on a big pot, deep-frying, boiling, boiling, no matter what, he wanted to satisfy Xianggong Wei.
While he was busy, he saw the steward of Shanshen Mansion riding a bronze horse. After saluting, he shouted: "Master, the white-browed master of 'Bronze Pi' has returned with something. Now our house is full of imperfections. There was a faint dragon's roar, and the entire Liguo Mountain shone brightly."
"Ouch! So fast?!"
Qiu Shanwei was extremely satisfied when he heard that he had something magical. He had already sensed the changes in Liguo Mountain. The original mountain spirit was just an ordinary copper bead, but now it was different. The sand and gravel of Longzhao Mountain were
As soon as we arrived, the atmosphere of Liguo Mountain was changed.
The copper beads are wrapped with some dragon energy, although not much, but it is also a sign that a copper dragon will be born.
He is a yin god, whether he can survive or not depends on the days and years.
It's not that great to live in a good era and live for more than a thousand years, with beauties and beauties in your family like rain. But if fortune changes, like in this world, if things go wrong, your soul will be scattered. It's better to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation.
reincarnation.
If you are used to enjoying, how can you endure hardship again?
Besides, although he is lustful, he is not someone who always gives up. He has so many beautiful girls, and he just wants to keep them forever.
A husband and wife are blessed with a hundred days of grace, not to mention that they have been sleeping together for thousands of years, and the tacit understanding between them only takes one look.
He can't let it go, but what can he do if he can't let it go?
Just a ghost.
So if there is an opportunity in this situation, we must give it a try.
He, Mr. Qiu, is willing to work hard for the beauty like clouds and to continue his lust for a thousand years.
"Master, Master Baimei and a dozen other masters from the east have sent word that they will be here in a moment and want to come and help the master."
"Tell them to get lost!"
When Qiu Shanwei heard this, was it okay?
He can just hold Golden Thigh by himself! He can hold it! He has the ability!
"Qiu Laocai! You bitch, you think about eating alone all day long!"
"Go away, I have been eating and drinking so much in the past to give you face? Am I a solitary eater? I admire the heroes in the world, and I specially stay late at night, rolling, rolling..."
Come on, the "Bronze Pi" Lake God is so cool and unrestrained, I feel so disgusted at this time.
They looked at each other with disdain, and the "Bronze Pi" Lake God twisted around and walked over, lowering his voice and said: "You are so fucking unreasonable, I helped you go to Chaohu Lake!"
"You are so fucking unreasonable. You went alone, why did you bring such a bunch of scaly ones here?"
"Hey, hey, Qiu Laocai, we came here just to share your worries. Chi Xiagong has a big appetite, so you made some fish balls in chicken soup. Is this appropriate? This is not appropriate. I have meat all over my body, cut it off and make it braised.
Isn’t that delicious?”
There was a large spotted python that stretched out its head and gave an excellent suggestion.
"Go away! Mr. Chixia won't eat people like you with tattoos!"
"Don't eat food with tattoos?! That's good! Me, what about me? My fur is pitch black without any mottled color, and it will definitely taste slippery."
A black and shiny 10-foot-long python showed its big eyes in the dark night, looked at Qiu Shanwei and said.
"Get out of here! Look at you, you are black and black, you look like a coal miner and sell charcoal. Can Mr. Chixia eat you? You will make you vomit just by looking at it!"
"I'm not black, I'm not black, I'm fair and rosy, with a pinkish red face, and even my eye sockets are peach-colored."
Another five-foot white jade python jumped out. This snake is really beautiful. Its eyes are like gold and its eye sockets are pink. It looks very cute.
"You are a male and a female, don't you feel ashamed, even Chi Xia Gong is ashamed of you. Even if you become a dish, the smell will be transmitted to Wuchaoguan. I think you should go
Go to Wuchao Pass to discuss with 'Wuchao Chuanlu' and let him take care of you and make you a salt and pepper to feed the dog."
…
More than a dozen big snakes, pythons and anacondas were beaten wildly by Qiu Shanwei, but the water gods of the springs and streams were not annoyed at all. Instead, they looked at Qiu Shanwei helplessly, staring at them in a pitiful manner.
"You mother, get out of here, get out of here. I even gave away the 'Holy King Zibei' before I dared to make fish balls here. It's better for you, you don't have a dime, but you just want to pick up the ready-made ones..."
The mountain god of Liguo Mountain was cursing, but he kept working. After a while, a pot of salty fish balls with shredded radish was fried, and when you pinched it, the shell was crispy, and you knew it was ready.
After the re-explosion, Qiu Shanwei then put on the plate and said: "Damn it, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Passing the food around!"
"Hey! Come here!"
The spotted python suddenly transformed into a man with a hairpin on his head and a brocade robe. He hurriedly came forward with the fried meatballs and placed them in front of Wei Hao.
Wei Hao was picking up the fish ball vermicelli when he saw that the dish was served again. He was overjoyed and opened his cheeks to continue eating.
Wang Zhaixing was not to be outdone. He had two pounds of salty radish in his mouth. It didn’t matter if it was hot or not, but he had to be careful about blowing on it!
When the spotted python saw this, he quickly said: "Wang Shaoqing, please slow down, slow down, there's more, there's more."
Gouzi glanced up, then turned his head and continued to cook.
There is nothing more important in the world than cooking!
After a long time, I ate until Yinshi, one person and one dog were like a bottomless pit, no one refused, and I ate very happily.
Yingying originally thought that she could support one person and one dog, but now she realizes that she is too much.
Not to mention his own husband, Wang Zhaixing, when he puts a bowl of food into his mouth, it will be refined after two chews. When it reaches his stomach, not even a dregs will be left.
The first sentence of the Qigong Technique that Guaigui Gouzi has understood is "Heaven and earth are a furnace, and creation is a work." What is an oven? This is an oven. Why can't you practice it?
Just fish balls, just open your mouth and say something.
Wei Hao was even more outrageous. He ate a meal with an astonishing momentum, and his energy and blood rolled like a stormy sea. This meant that he knew that he was not going to go on a killing spree. Otherwise, the mountain god of Liguo Mountain would not dare to get too close.
"Are you also from Qiu Shenjun's house?"
"Ah, no, no, we are Mr. Qiu...Old man, Mr. Qiu's friends are all the local Shuijun Lake God. I heard that Mr. Wei is here, so I came here specially to serve him..."
Wei Hao was stunned for a moment, thinking about the local gods. They were not bad, they were quite friendly.