This was the first time I heard that there was a Yaksha who was the "Guardian Immortal", so many people in the city who could move around came to see what was going on in Mr. Chen's house.
After all, it is a strange thing.
Moreover, many strange things are mixed together, which makes people amazed.
"It's just a strange thing that a father is kind and his son is filial but he wants to separate the family."
"It's a strange thing for a male college student to be independent and unmarried."
"It's a strange thing that a huge prostitute in Goulan wants to stop."
"I offer you a 'protecting immortal' who is neither a demon, a ghost, a spirit, nor a monster, but a Yaksha. These are the four strange things."
A group of sparrows were chirping non-stop, making the one-armed Yaksha unable to live in peace in broad daylight. He rushed out of the main room and shouted: "You bunch of talkative little guys with gray hair mixed with black and white, get out of here! Yaksha."
What's wrong? Yasha ate your rice?! I'm happy with it! I'm happy with it."
"I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious. Who's not a 'protector of the family'? Why are you Yaksha anxious? Are you anxious to eat human flesh or drink human blood? What's the matter? You have a lot of meat and you don't lose hair. You're still in the cold winter months.
Fire, do you have no firewood at home or do you have a warm fire?"
The little sparrows chattered a lot, and the one-armed Yaksha was even more furious. He picked up a handful of snow from the ground, rounded it up and smashed it, and shouted, "I have never eaten human flesh or drank human blood. You are the only one."
A bunch of thieves are chewing on the birds here, get out! Get out."
"Hey! You Yaksha doesn't eat human flesh or drink human blood. You are born to be timid. No wonder you can only come here to be a 'protector of the family'..."
"..."
Yasha was furious, thinking that these little sparrows were really annoying!
"No matter how arrogant you are, be careful of me coming to visit you! I will scare your whole family into unrest."
After roaring like this, the sparrows finally shut up and hurried home to avoid being missed by Yaksha.
"snort!"
Throwing the snowball in his hand, Yaksha wandered around the house. After becoming the "Baojiaxian", he immediately became invisible. He looked at the door and saw that the plaque with the words "Chen Zhai" was a little crooked, so he went up
After holding it up and straightening it, he nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, not bad."
Suddenly he heard the excitement behind him, so he turned around and saw numerous stalls bustling with traffic. The hawkers had their own accents, and the stalls were filled with all kinds of things.
It is a common scene in the human world, but it has never seen it before. On the contrary, it has been to many monster markets.
"oh……"
With his mouth wide open, Yasha seemed to have seen a strange sight, his eyes widened. He often heard that some great demon lovers were married and had children.
The fireworks in the human world are the most magical things in the three realms.
Just because the description of everything comes from the collective wisdom of the human race. Without the human race, many legends would disappear.
It is too rare for a race that likes narratives like the human race.
Even if there is, it is not like the human race who can describe countless possible stories.
Emperors and generals, talented men and beauties, foxes and monsters, grievances and hatreds...
A piece of history, a fragment, a picture, or even a sentence may be recorded instantly in the long river of time.
The eyes of little people, seeing the magnificent historical moments, will also record them in their own way.
It can be a poem, a painting, a graphic, a formula...
The powerful and knowledgeable people of countless races do not want to reproduce this characteristic of the human race, but they cannot do so.
There is only one reason for this. Human beings can use reason to defeat desire.
And this reason can be a mixture of countless complex emotions, and there are countless heroes who can sacrifice their lives to save a person who is far inferior to him.
This is the rational principle of "justice" that defeats the desire to survive.
This kind of reason is also irrational and cannot be understood by many races, so it becomes even more attractive.
Principles such as "justice" are shackles given by the human race themselves. The shackles in this world should be despised and heavy, but the human race sings its praises.
Countless eras have passed, and not every member of the human race will uphold "justice", but they will never be stingy in their praises.
Yaksha was confused and understood things that he had not understood before. Looking at the sceneries in the streets, he took a deep breath and suddenly became enlightened.
Just as I was feeling quite enlightened, I suddenly heard a voice coming from the courtyard: "Master! You have been lying down and studying all morning. Take a rest. It's still early in autumn. It won't be too late if you work harder after eating."
When Yasha heard this, he was immediately satisfied and nodded repeatedly: "This Chen Mengnan used to be a prodigal son, but now he knows how to study hard. He can be called the 'prodigal son turning back'."
Stepping in, he leaned in front of the study window and looked around. He saw that Chen Mengnan was still writing furiously, and the food on the table in the cubicle was already cold.
With such hard work, how could Yaksha not be pleased?
With this motivation to study, no matter how hard I try to help secretly, I still have to take the exam to find out!
But Yaksha was suddenly startled: No, isn't Chen Mengnan just like Wei Xiangxiang, both good at calculation? What is he writing so fast?!
Craning his neck to look inside, Chen Mengnan felt that there was wind in the window and could not see Yaksha, so he planned to close the window.
However, Yasha just took a glance, and his mouth was so angry that his green-faced fangs turned into livid-faced and crooked fangs!
"... Chen Daguan shook his sleeves, smiled lewdly, and whispered to Zhi Niang: Young lady, you don't want me to bring someone to find Xie Dalang to collect debt..."
"...Zhi Niang sobbed and almost wanted to commit suicide, but thinking of her husband's future, she had no choice but..."
"...Good lady, when Luo Shang took off her clothes, she really had skin as soft as gel and cheeks as fragrant as snow. When Chen Daguan saw this, he couldn't bear it any longer. He immediately lifted up the hem of his clothes, held his slender and delicate feet with one hand, and...
"
hateful!!!!
Yasha was furious and tore up all the obscene words!!
It clearly remembered that Chen Mengnan swore to Wei Xiang that he would never go whore again!
Um?!
Well……
It seems that this matter is indeed not considered prostitution.
But I always feel like something is wrong.
Chen Mengnan was closing the window when he suddenly saw the manuscript on the table suddenly shattered. He immediately shouted: "What kind of strange wind is this! It's ruined my business!"
He quickly put the pieces of paper back together. After finishing the work, Chen Mengnan talked happily about the manuscript: "With this thing, find a bookstore to print a few sets, and this will be a good way to make a living."
As he said that, Chen Mengnan found an abacus and started dialing: "Is the two cents for a thousand words a little low? But I am a newbie, so it doesn't matter if it is a little lower. If I write ten thousand words a day, I can get twenty cents.
Let’s get enough food and clothing first, and then I’ll stop at the critical point once I’ve attracted the attention of the onlookers... Hehe, I guess the boss will have to raise the price even if he doesn’t.”
"..."
Yasha was speechless when he saw it and felt numb when he heard it. This person... couldn't understand what they meant!
Not to mention, Chen Mengnan went out to sell literature in disguise, for fear of being recognized. There was a bookstore in Puningfang specializing in novels and other essays. Chen Mengnan asked Chen Mengnan to leave his address. Chen Mengnan refused. He only said that he would settle the account first and wait a few days.
Money is counted together every day.
No one's last name was revealed, only the nickname "Siqi Sanren" was left.
Yasha, who had been following him the whole time, was completely numb, and his original green fangs had become much softer due to several facial twitches.
Returning to "Chen's House", it doesn't even know what it is like. Is it a blessing or a curse?
For several days in a row, Chen Mengnan had submitted more than 10,000 contributions, and even 100 bills had not been withdrawn.
The bookstore owner was also cunning. After getting Chen Mengnan's manuscript, he asked his storyteller to try it out in a wine shop and received rave reviews!
Yasha went out for a walk at night and saw that the wine shop in the shop was so lively and was telling stories about his boss. He couldn't hold it back. He appeared in the middle of the night and reminded Chen Mengnan: "Your writing is being used by storytellers to ask for rewards."
Got it!"
"Oh shit! You're scaring me to death. You've always only had red sleeves to add fragrance, but I'm the unlucky one, and Yaksha adds fragrance! Bah, bah, bah, good luck. If you have nothing to do, just pour the night scent, and don't bother to make any noise."
"you!"
Yasha was furious, "I would like to remind you that someone else collected more than three taels of reward for his storytelling in one night!"
"You know what the heck, it's called taking a long shot to catch the big fish. When I'm in a pinch, I'll figure it out. If it's more than three taels, I can ask the boss for thirty taels."
"..."
"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I have been a prostitute for so many years. What kind of young lady has I not seen in this place of feasting and feasting? Those poor scholars who write over and over again are talented men and beauties. Who likes to look at a bird? It's all true here! No matter the look,
The posture, the skin color, the body shape, the posture... it's harmful, if I tell you this to a yaksha, isn't it just playing the piano to a cow?!"
"You almost became a ghost husband for a cow!"
"Not to mention, the cowgirl is a little stronger, but it doesn't necessarily taste bad..."
As he spoke, Chen Mengnan subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, making Yasha tremble.
What kind of birdman is this!
"I don't know. Brother Bai and I have made great ambitions to fight decisively in the capital city and sweep across Xiayi. When Daxia has nowhere to go, we will definitely leave the states and go whore to all the tribes in the three realms!"
"..."
Yaksha opened his mouth wide, not knowing whether to praise or scold.
If you want to praise him, what he did was nothing out of the ordinary!
If you want to scold...this kind of courage and courage, there is one black thing and one black one. The "Land Yaksha" can't do it...
"Hey, in your Yaksha clan, are the males and females beautiful and ugly?"
"In the eyes of Yaksha, there is no such thing as beauty or ugliness, only whether it tastes good or not."
"Ah! This is too boring. If so, are there beauties from other races?"
"If we talk about the princes in the world, there are some who like them. In the eyes of the princes, most of the women from the Rakshasa tribe are extremely beautiful."
"If you have a chance in the future, I would like to ask you to introduce me to him...I will go and offer you a stick of incense."
"..."
Seeing that Chen Mengnan actually went to offer a stick of incense respectfully, Yaksha thought he was just saying it casually, but when he took a sniff, he was filled with fragrance.
This is a sincere request.
Oh My God……
Yasha suddenly felt a little panicked because Chen Mengnan didn't look like he was going to die next year, but he no longer wanted to stay in this home until next year.
If we protect the Chen family and spread it in the future, what will it become?
The pimp who connects the boss?!
"That's it, it's settled. When you meet the one you like, you can make an introduction. The benefits will definitely be to you..."
"..."
Chen Mengnan ignored Yaksha and continued to write vigorously. Now he has opened a business and established a household. He is the head of the family and must have income.
If you don’t make money to support your family in Hukou, you can’t survive. When Brother Bai recovers in the future, he won’t be able to go out and play with a young lady, and he will have to pay for the prostitute, right?!
Is this good? This is not good.
A good man has his ambitions in all directions, and a true man should be able to bend, stretch, be soft and hard.
"I'll grind the ink for you."
"Good work."
The room was very dull, except for the sound of Yaksha grinding ink and the rustling sound of Chen Mengnan, who forgot all about food and sleep as he wrote furiously.