After Wei Hao left, Tu Tu Po praised him, while Tu Tu Gong frowned and said, "Why did you stop me just now?"
"You bad old man!! Do you really want to fight with someone? I think that noble man of Daxia is probably one of the princes. If you go to fight with someone, even if you spit a mouthful of blood, you will be shaken to pieces!"
After glaring at Tu Tu Gong, Tu Tu Po pointed at the "Red Hero Flying Knife" and said, "You old guy really wants to be of some use, keep using this thing, don't treat it like a decoration."
"Didn't King Wei say that this is to guard against evildoers?"
"Come on, this is a treasure. If you sacrifice it, why don't you worry about not having a weapon? The magic power of our Yinshen, as long as the local incense can be enough, it can be said that the magic power is boundless..."
"How much more powerful can this flying knife be? It's just a token."
The Earth God shook his head, picked up the "Red Knight Flying Knife" and looked left and right, but couldn't see any clue.
"Idiot, you go ask the city god of Wuwen County and the city god of Taiyang Prefecture. They want this treasure, but they may not have the luck yet."
The landlady said again, "Although I don't know what the subtlety is, you must not forget that King Wei beat the Five Hell Kings to death. This flying knife must have come in handy."
"It's true..."
After scratching his head, the Earth God picked up the flying knife and looked at it again, and found that there seemed to be some lines in it. He thought it was like thunder and lightning, and thought that if it was really thunder and lightning, it would be really powerful.
In the end, just as I was thinking this, the "Red Hero Flying Knife" actually released blue lightning, which wrapped around the back of the knife and made a crackling sound.
"..."
"..."
With his eyes bulging there, the Earth God carefully aimed at a stone in the distance, then threw it, muttering: "hit!"
BOOM!!!!
There was a thunder on the flat ground, and the stone was blown to pieces at that time. The movement could be described as flying sand and rocks, and billowing smoke.
Seeing this scene, both the land man and the land woman were frightened. They sat down on the ground and looked at each other in astonishment.
"Oh My God……"
"Old thing, go pick it up quickly, pick it up!!!"
The Tutu Woman stamped her feet and shouted, while the Tutu Gong took three steps and two steps at a time, rising and falling in the mud, as if he was floating in the water and swimming.
When we got to the deep pit, we saw the flying knife stuck firmly in the center.
There was a huge deep pit and scorched earth all around.
Goo.
After swallowing a sip of saliva, the Earth God held up the "Red Knight Flying Knife" and said in astonishment: "This can be considered a treasure for self-protection? What kind of monster dares to come to the door?"
After packing up the precious flying knives, they hurried back. The old couple retracted into the shrine, only to hear the two statues say, "Old woman, these flying knives are so powerful, really powerful, very powerful!!"
"What method did you use just now?!"
"I saw a pattern inside the flying knife, which was like thunder and lightning, so I thought that if it were really thunder and lightning, it would be really powerful. Just when I thought about it, lightning came out from above, and you saw it too, old lady. "
"Then what? Why did you make so much noise? Did it consume your mana?"
"That's naturally my magic power."
"What a baby, what a baby. Just this one moment is really amazing."
"How to say?"
"You old fool, as long as you don't leave our clerical jurisdiction, how can you still lack mana? If you don't open your eyes at that time, you can blast it away, so as not to cause trouble to the villagers from time to time."
"Yes, yes, that's right. We can drive away the two nests of wild boars at the front, so we don't have to dig for good seeds in the spring."
"There are also a few hanged people in Wangjiazhuang who can also be driven away."
"The drowned ghost in the old well at the head of the village can also be made to stop..."
The old couple made arrangements for their future careers right then and there, just by talking to each other.
I didn't dare to do things that I couldn't do before, but now I can still do them.
"Otherwise, I need someone to back me up."
The landlady held the peach in her hands with emotion on her face.
"What backer?"
"Alas"
Looking at her husband with disdain, the landlady stretched out her hand and tapped his forehead, "What do you mean by backer? King Wei is our backer! If you encounter injustice, go to King Wei to judge! If you use power to bully others, go to King Wei to deal with it! To avoid being like before. Likewise, when you meet a Japanese travel god with someone on top, you still have to nod and bow."
"When did I nod and bow to Hichi Yugami?!"
"That's what I said!"
"snort!"
The landlady also glanced at her husband, then patted the peach and whispered, "Don't you want to hear it?"
"I'm afraid I can't help but take a bite after smelling it."
Licking his lips, the landowner was honest.
"I used to think that this peach just had some tricks up its sleeve, but now it seems like it's not that simple..."
This old couple both saw a greedy look in each other's eyes.
Looking at each other and smiling, the old man said: "You are so handy, why not make a candied fruit?"
"If I make preserves, will my mana be lost?"
"Isn't that true?"
The old man was a little worried, but he said, "Eat! What are you afraid of? If there is no food, I will go on duty as an errand for King Wei. He will definitely not leave me as an old hungry soldier."
"Then eat?"
"eat!"
"Then take a bite first."
"I am a scholar, so I must be humble. You, a woman, eat first."
"..."
After glaring at the Tudigong, the Tudigong opened her mouth to bite, but stopped.
"Hey! You old woman, if you open your mouth and don't bite, what are you doing?!"
"Get out! I have something to say."
"explain!"
"I only took one bite. If the power is not lost, I will make preserves and keep them for you to enjoy slowly."
"become!"
In the shrine, two small people sat facing a big peach. The old woman held it carefully, opened her mouth and took a small bite, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
In just a moment, she actually became who knows how much younger.
When the old man saw this, he was immediately overjoyed: "Hey, maybe it has the effect of rejuvenating youth!"
"You eat too!"
The old woman shouted immediately.
"No, no, no, you eat, you eat, and I will give you this bite."
"What are you doing?"
"Hey, I liked young girls when I was young. I also like young girls when I get older, and even more so when I get older. Just eat, I am old or young...it doesn't matter."
"..."
Why do I need to rejuvenate myself? I don't.
But it would be nice for the old woman to regain her youth.
King Wei is really a kindhearted person.
The old woman had no choice but to take another bite. Her white hair turned half white and half black, and she looked like a middle-aged woman.
The wrinkles on the face are also much reduced, and the skin and muscles have regained their elasticity.
This miraculous effect made Tu Tu Gong extremely happy, and he repeatedly said: "I am going to work for King Wei. It is amazing that my soul is scattered. It is so easy to die."
"You old guy, can you have some ambition!"
"What do you know about women's opinions?"
The landlord was too lazy to talk to her and urged: "Take another bite and let me see what you looked like when you were young. Hundreds and thousands of years have passed and I have almost forgotten what you looked like when I got married."
These words made the always strong landlady's cheeks turn red, and she glared at the shameless old man: "You incompetent ghost, what are you thinking about?"
"Stop making any noise, eat quickly, eat quickly."
Lord Tutu is overjoyed. In the long time since he became a god, probably the happiest moment is probably right now.
Unable to resist her husband, the landlady looked embarrassed, picked up the peach with flowing juice, and took another bite.
The red light shines, and the half-black and half-white hair turns black and beautiful.
The slightly spotted skin suddenly became white and rosy.
The red lips and bright eyes, the eyelashes are like brushes, and the shy blinking is full of charm.
The old man was stunned and stunned, and murmured: "Madam..."
"Alang..."
"Lao Jiu from Lujiagang was taken to the mountain by bandits. Tomorrow I will go to the mountain to ask for him. If I can't come back, you will change..."
Snapped!!
A slap was slapped on the face of the earth-governed man who had been talking in tears.
"What did you say!!"
"..."
The landowner's eyes were dim. After rubbing his eyes and wiping away his tears, he realized that he had not returned to his youth.
He is already dead. He has been dead for many, many years. Lujiagang has long ceased to exist. The student named Lao Jiu has also been reincarnated countless times.
He is a land god and already protects this land, just like he did a long, long time ago.
"Take a bite too."
Looking at her husband with a distressed look on her face, the landlady stretched out her hand to caress the cheek she had just slapped.
"How can a man care about this stuttering thing? Just keep it and make preserves."
The Tu Tu Gong immediately looked at the young and beautiful Tu Tu Po and smiled again, "Don't wait for me to give my fellow villagers a dream, so that they know that the person who upholds justice has arrived in our land. Let's go to bed quickly, and we will have a good dream... "