The young master was suddenly startled, then looked Wei Hao up and down, and muttered, "He has a strong body, sharp eyebrows... not very beautiful."
"..."
I almost slapped you in the face, what does it mean to be not beautiful?
"Looking like a sissy like you means you are beautiful?"
"so gay?"
The young master was stunned, and he could tell from Wei Hao's tone that the words were not good, but he did not argue. Instead, he said, "Although he is not very beautiful, he is a 'strong man' and will be able to protect the family."
"Do you even need to say this?"
The so-called "dazhuang" is the highest honor given to warriors by the dynasty, which means strong and powerful, and the monarch is strong.
The young man praised him for being able to turn nine and eighteen turns, and Wei Hao was confused. He thought he was saying he was strong, but he didn't know he was praising Wei Hao for his great future.
"Ashamed, ashamed, Bai was saved by Brother Wei this time, and I am willing to send him off as my sister-in-law!"
"..."
Wei Hao's expression was as if Wang Zhaixing had heard "black dog blood" and was dumbfounded at that time.
Did you know that sending a girl to you is a violent death plot?
"You guys, are you suffering from hysteria?"
"I really mean it!"
"The real truth is that if you find a man, you will push your sister into the fire pit?"
"Brother Wei is an upright man, not a pit of fire!"
"That's right, I'm better than a fire pit, I'm a steel-making furnace. Get out!"
Pushing the swollen pig-headed guy away, Wei Hao pointed at him and said, "Your origins are unknown, so don't talk about anything else first. Only after the torture is done and it is confirmed that you are not a spy can you be allowed to move."
"I've been beaten like this, how can I be a spy!"
The young master was anxious at that time, "Wei Xiangxiang, I am really here for you!"
"Let go!"
Wei Hao was furious. When he saw that this guy actually dared to grab his arm, he immediately shouted, "You look like this, it's really disgusting, get out!!"
"What kind of look are you looking at!"
"Hmph! Wei Mou is very self-sufficient and not good at masculinity..."
"I'm not good either...it's not right!"
"wrong?!"
"No, no, I'm not manly! How can you slander me!"
"Look at how you look with your make-up, hairpins, and brocade clothes. If you weren't, you could be a man disguised as a woman!"
"I'm a male!"
The young master was furious and lifted up the ragged hem of his robe, "Here's the proof!"
Just as he was about to take off his pants, Wei Hao kicked him over: "Get out of here -"
The guards at the top of the city were confused for a long time. What kind of thing was this? How could it be so crazy?
"Someone, tie him up!"
"Yes, Zuo Baihu!"
Several sturdy men threw off the chains and shackles, yoked the guy and led him away like a cow.
Young Master is still struggling: "You can inspect the goods! You can inspect the goods! You can inspect the goods -"
"..."
"..."
"..."
The several government officials who caught people were also speechless. They had been on duty for so many years and had arrested countless weird suspects. This time, it was really outrageous.
Wang Fubo from the east of the city heard about what happened in the north of the city and hurried over to investigate. When the young man saw Wang Fubo, he immediately raised his head proudly and said, "Are you the local county magistrate?"
Snapped!!
Wang Fubo went up and slapped him, knocking him unconscious.
"You hit me? A mere county magistrate..."
Snapped!!!
The beating got louder.
"..."
His head was already as swollen as a pig's head, but now he was slapped twice by Wang Fubo and was stunned, and finally stopped.
"You, a supervisor from Dachaozhou, act so vulgarly and recklessly, I will definitely take a copy of you!"
"Supervisor? Oh, yes, yes, I am still a supervisor. I had forgotten about this."
"..."
Wang Fubo suddenly looked suspicious, "Are you an imposter?!"
He previously judged that this person was a supervisor from Dachaozhou because he had a jade pendant of "Cute Supervisor" hanging on his waist. Honorable ministers of third rank or above and young masters of foreign vassals can receive a jade pendant of "Cute Supervisor", and then wear it on his waist. Studying in the Imperial College.
"I am the Bai family of Dachaozhou!"
Head up, proud.
"Bai's family?"
Wang Fubo was stunned for a moment, brushing his beard and thinking, the Bai family of Dachao Prefecture is indeed a famous family, and there are indeed many officials above the third rank.
"Exactly!"
Still raising his head, still proud.
"The demon is approaching, what are you doing here?"
"I heard that Wei Hao from Wufeng County went to the East China Sea and came here to meet him, but I never expected to encounter such a disaster. Alas... Yuan Junping made a prediction for me and said that I will have a disaster. I think it is the disaster of the demon here. Already."
"Why are you looking for an elephant?"
"I heard that Wei Xiangxiang is an upright man and likes to fight against injustice. When I was traveling in Wufeng County, I also heard Wei Jiawan's orphans and widowers praise him. He is a good man... Why do you, the county magistrate, have such a look!"
"Elephants are not masculine, so don't bother with them!"
"fart--"
Young Master is about to explode with anger. This Wuchao County is poisonous. Anyone who sees him thinks he is a manly person?!
"I, Bai Chen, am a male! I am not a man!"
After saying that, he struggled with the shackles on his body, "I'm not good at manliness——"
"I believe it for now."
"Temporarily? What do you mean tentatively? How did you become the county magistrate! Aren't you a 'Fuchao Chuanlu'? You can't even listen to someone's words? You... ugh! Disgusting!"
"Then do you say it or not?"
"I said……"
Seeing that Wang Fubo was about to vote for the land, that is, he was going to kill him. The young master was so frightened that he trembled and said quickly: "I have a sister who is naturally beautiful, cute and intelligent, but she has never experienced complicated human relationships, and she is kind-hearted. Man, if something happens to me, I'm afraid that she won't survive. So I thought about finding a kind-hearted family, and if I entrust her to her like this, I'll be completely relieved."
"You traveled all the way from Dachao Prefecture to come to Wufeng County to see your sister off?"
"Exactly!"
"Call me!!"
Wang Fubo was furious. This was because he was a cowardly official in the "Five Chaos Chuanlu". He came and lied whenever he opened his mouth. So what if you are a third-rank official?
There will be no problem at all in punishing you for being a contemptuous court official!
"Hit me hard!!!"
Wang Fubo grabbed the lottery ticket and threw it directly on the ground. The government officials on the left and right were like wolves and tigers, and they pushed the guy to the ground at that time.
The government officials were also holding their breath. They didn't have the ability to fight monsters, so they didn't dare. However, they had great ability to fight suspects!
And very brave!
“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute—”
The Young Master quickly shouted, "I swear to God! Everything I say is true! Mr. Wang, you have always been fair in dealing with things, why are you so confused now -"
"Now that the situation is serious, I would rather miss it than let it go! If you are a demon spy..."
"I have evidence, I am definitely not a demon spy!"
"Oh? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Please stay away from me!"
Wang Fubo was stunned and thought to himself that if I, the magistrate of Wuchao County, were to be killed by you if I were left alone, my own life would be insignificant and the safety of the whole city would be endangered. That would be a crime worthy of death.
He immediately became even more angry: "If you don't have evidence, I will give you thirty slugs!!"
"Don't hit me!! Take off my pants, there will be evidence——"
"..."
After hearing this, Wang Fubo took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and said, "Hit."