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How to lose 531(1/2)

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A piece of gravel rolled down from the top of the mountain. Wei Hao didn't even look at it, he just walked on the mountain.

After the war, the evil atmosphere of Bashan dissipated and the normal natural vitality was restored, completely suitable for the survival of humans and animals.

There are also small plains scattered among the mountains. There are more than a thousand flowing water distribution between the mountains. There are also deep pools in the caves. Now there are blind fish swimming. Compared with the filth when the pythons and anacondas were mixed together, it is already much better. many.

“Ah da da da da…”

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah..."

Dong dong dong dong, dong dong dong dong, several little ghosts wearing masks were chasing and beating each other with big bone sticks. It was really lively.

"Zhang San Li Si Wang Wu Zhao Liu Sun Qi!" exploded

"Ah da da da da... Huh? Your Majesty, what are you calling us for?"

Boom!

Li Si picked up the big bone hammer and hit Zhang San on the head. After he succeeded, the kid immediately ran around Wei Hao's feet.

The furious Zhang San immediately chased after him with all his teeth and claws. After a rough fight, Wei Hao took the skin of the back of his neck with one hand and placed it on both sides.

"No skin."

Wei Hao said with a smile.

"Your Majesty, your Majesty, beat him, beat him..."

Zhang San kept shouting and kicked his short legs wildly in the air.

"A little bit, a little bit, I can't fight, I can't fight~~"

Li Si turned his back to Zhang San, twisted his buttocks, and took off his tiger skin skirt, slapping his buttocks while twisting...

"okay!"

A loud shout finally calmed down the noisy Wufu ghost.

Click.

Zhang San was still kicking, and the cow bone mask on his head fell to the ground, looking extremely funny.

Even if the drinking stopped these little brats, Zhang San and Li Si’s little eyes were still full of expressions, one was glaring, the other was winking...

"Okay, okay, you five idiots, I have Qianliba Mountain here, with more than 400 mountain tops, like a few mountain gods. Do you want to be one?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang San's eyes lit up and asked: "Can I eat snake soup?"

"Even the Ba snake was killed by me. Where did the snake soup come from? And even if there are snakes, they are ordinary mortal beings. Don't hurt them unless necessary."

"Hey~~ There's not even snake soup, it's inappropriate." As he said that, Zhang San shook his head and spoke like an old scholar, "Wuchao snake soup, I have to try it, I have to try it."

Fuck you!

Wei Hao almost slapped him, what nonsense were he talking about? Explosion

Li Si on the opposite side was also stunned, and then he straightened his belly, put his hands on his hips, and made a proud gesture: "Your Majesty, it is a fool who eats snake soup. What does it do? Your Majesty, ask me, ask me."

"..."

Wei Hao wondered if what he just said was nonsense? Was he asking in vain?

But the Five Lucky Ghosts were so weird, so he had to look at Li Si and asked again: "There are more than 400 hills in this Thousand Mile Basin Mountain. I will make several of your mountains the mountain gods. Li Si, are you willing?"

"Can I eat Hulu's tail?"

"This is a mountainous area. Where does Hulu come from? And he specially picked his tail for you."

"Hey~~ There is no law of neglect. It's inappropriate." As he spoke, Li Si closed his eyes and waved his hands repeatedly, saying with great disdain: "The big tail of the Golden-armored Crocodile King is tender and juicy, and it is delicious in the world..."

burst

"Then do you want me to send you to hell to eat fresh food?"

"Really?!"

Li Si flicked his tongue wildly and his eyes lit up.

I'm really your mother's size!

unlucky!

With a dark face, Wei Hao looked at the other three little ghosts who seemed to be peaceful.

Wang Wu looked at Wang Wu, so Wei Hao asked him amiably: "Wang Wu, would you like to be a mountain god?"

"Then can I still go back to Wufeng County to play? There is also Fucheng, Chaohu, and..."

"Okay, stop talking. You've become a mountain god and you're still running around. What if you neglect your duties and cause the mountains to collapse?"

"Hey~~ I can't even play. I guard the mountain every day. It's not appropriate." As he said this, Wang Wu said flatly, "I'd better go and play with the Mavericks."

"..."

Believe it or not, I gave an order that the "Yin Yang Ear Reporting Division" is not allowed to have any contact with the Five Lucky Ghosts?

What's wrong with everything...

There was no chance of three in a row, and the remaining two probably wouldn't work either, so Wei Hao didn't plan to ask anymore.

But the two brats Zhao Liu and Sun Qi were reluctant. They walked around, widened their eyes, raised their heads and asked Wei Hao: "Your Majesty, why don't you ask us two?!"

It was a bit questioning, but it didn't matter. This made Wei Hao very happy: "Could it be that you two are willing to come to Bashan and become mountain gods?"

"I do not want to!!"

Zhao Liu's voice was loud, but Wei Hao's face turned dark.

"I don't want to either!!"

Sun Qi's voice was louder than Zhao Liu's. There was no other reason. Sun Qi just wanted to tell Zhao Liu that his voice was louder.

"I don't want you two to talk nonsense?! Get out!" he exploded.

The two brats didn't pay any attention to Wei Hao, and instead competed with each other about whose voice was louder.

One was howling, the other was roaring, making the entire Bashan Valley a scene of howling ghosts and wolves.

Not to mention...

Ghosts are screaming, ghosts are really screaming.

"You five little bastards..."

He cursed a lot, but there was nothing he could do.

The five lucky ghosts come to Bashan to be the mountain gods, which is actually very suitable. They can sort out the blessings and drive away evil spirits. Explosion

After all, let’s not talk about the power of the mountain god, let’s just talk about normal ghosts. They don’t want to be neighbors with five extremely noisy guys.

In addition, the Five Lucky Ghosts are now proficient in Nuo opera. Once there is a family in the mountains, the incense will quickly gather, which is also good for the peace of the family.

In addition, the Five Lucky Ghosts can also treat farm cattle well. The cattle must be healthy in places where the Five Lucky Ghosts are haunted. It is normal for the cattle to be free from illness and disaster.

It's a pity that these five brats are just second-rate.

Wei Hao sighed, he was just thinking blindly, thinking about how to make these five guys blessed and longevity.

However, no matter how complicated Wei Hao's mood was, the five brats still fought together heartlessly, waving the big bone sticks and making a whirring sound.

"Forget it, you should just keep being messengers."

Traveling to and from the underworld and the Yang world can be regarded as the magical power of the Five Lucky Ghosts.

There is no need for any gates of hell or water from the underworld. You can come and go wherever there is incense.

Theoretically, they can even go to heaven, but if they go there, they will easily be destroyed physically and mentally...

"Oh~~ Let's work, let's work, we can work again~~"

Zhang San screamed and danced, then confidently put one hand on his hip and stretched out his other hand towards Wei Hao.

"What else do you want? A peach charm or a flying knife?"

"Glutinous rice cake!"

As he said that, Zhang San clapped his hands and said, "I want the one with red dots."

"You little brat has really many demands!"

He glared at Zhang San, took out a piece of glutinous rice cake that looked like an inkstone, took out a chopstick, dipped it in red, and then put a red dot in the center of the glutinous rice cake.

"Here! Here you go!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

This kid also knows how to bow, which is quite polite.

Then he held the glutinous rice cake in both hands, leaned over and took a deep breath, and saw a strange-colored mist, which was directly sucked in by the little devil. Explosion

"ah……"

Patting her belly comfortably, Zhang San smiled with satisfaction and said, "I'm full, I'm full."
To be continued...
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