Chapter 291 God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha,
Chapter 291: If God blocks God, he will kill God; if Buddha blocks Buddha, he will kill Buddha.
Zhou Xu was leaning against Sister Qiu's thigh, although it was very exciting.
But he couldn't get excited because what Qiu Qian said made him want to slap himself.
After waiting for a while, Zhou Xu calmed down a little, then pulled down the quilt and looked at Fang Beauty:
"Sister Qiu, are you teasing me?
It must be, right?"
This time he hoped that Sister Qiu was just teasing him, it was okay, he didn't care.
I will even like Sister Qiu more.
Qiu Qian lowered her head, her long hair falling on Zhou Xu's face, and said with regret:
"This time it's not teasing."
"This time it can really be a tease." Zhou Xu said.
"It's really not a joke this time." Qiu Qian shook her head.
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"I still have a video, do you want to watch it?" Qiu asked with a smile.
Hearing this, Zhou Xu got up and sat next to Sister Qiu.
Facing Zhou Xu's gaze, Qiu Qian carefully took out her phone, as if she was afraid of being snatched away.
This was the first time she was so defensive about her fiancé.
From the look, Zhou Xu knew that there was a high probability that there was indeed a video.
Then he watched Sister Qiu open the photo album. In addition to their photos, there was also a prominent video.
The angle was not taken by Sister Qiu. When the video started moving, the two of them were sitting together.
"It was taken by Sister Yue." Qiu Qian reminded.
Zhou Xu nodded slightly and looked at it himself.
He found himself drinking with his father and the others, which had some influence on him.
Also restrained.
So how can you cut off the footage and add a performance?
"It's not strong enough." Zhou Ran on the other side said.
At this time, the second uncle looked around and took out a bottle of home-brewed wine.
"I drank this when I planned for my daughter to get married, but now that I think about it, there is no hope, so I'll drink it now." Su Chen opened the wine as he spoke:
"This is made from materials I collected from Tianshan Mountains, Black Forest and other places.
strong enough."
In the video, Zhou Xu just watched his second uncle pour himself a glass.
Out of curiosity, he licked it and saw that it tasted delicious.
At this time, Zhou Xu saw Sister Qiu next to him pulling him down and reminding him in a low voice that he should not drink too much or he would get drunk.
"Look, I reminded you." Qiu Qian turned to look at Zhou Xu and said.
Sister Qiu's reminder was useful, so Zhou Xu drank half the cup.
Now he vaguely remembered that Sister Qiu would definitely not cheat him, so he drank less.
Then it still broke.
After drinking half a cup and chatting, Zhou Xu in the video decided to make a fool of himself.
"Sister Qiu, what do you think he thinks?" Zhou Xu asked, pointing to himself in the video.
Qiu Qian looked at Zhou Xu with numb eyes and said:
"Face it, he is you."
Zhou Xu couldn't stand it anymore when he thought that he looked like a fool.
"Sister Qiu, can you delete it?" he begged.
Qiu Qian shook her head and said bluntly:
"Cannot delete."
"Why?" Zhou Xu asked.
Even though it was Sister Qiu who caused the embarrassment, he would not delete it, but he still subconsciously asked.
"Keep reading." Qiu Qian said.
Zhou Xu could only bite the bullet and look down.
At this time, he saw that he had finished playing with the knife crookedly and added: "How lonely it is to be invincible."
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He patted the side of his face. Why were you so stupid last night?
What kind of wine is this? It’s so terrible.
But as soon as he finished speaking, everyone applauded, and they started to applaud again and again.
Sister Yue, who was taking the video at this time, suddenly shouted:
"Master Zhou, a unique hero like you must have a confidante, right?"
"Of course, but how could I possibly tell you that I like Sister Qiu so much? Or my mother is discerning. I have never liked anyone before, but I only like Sister Qiu." Zhou Xu pointed his sword towards the sky and said boldly:
"I want to enter the devil's path for Sister Qiu. If gods stand in the way, I will kill gods, and if gods stand in the way, I will kill Buddha.
No one can stop me from marrying Sister Qiu."
"Master Zhou, who is the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world?" Su Shi also raised her hand and asked.
"Just a third boss is vomiting~" Zhou Xu started vomiting before he finished speaking.
Qiu Qian blushed and went to take care of Zhou Xu, and the camera came to Su Shi.
"Sister Yue, do you think Master Zhou feels like vomiting just looking at me?" Su Shi said aggrievedly.
"Smart." Sister Yue asked the camera to nod and replied by the way.
The video ended with Su Shi's angry expression.
After watching the video, Zhou Xu lowered his head, not wanting to see anyone.
Did everyone have a drink last night?
No one remembers what happened, right?
At this time, the door opened. Su Shi and Sister Yue looked at Zhou Xu with breakfast and said:
"Master Zhou is having breakfast."
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"Next time, remember not to drink the wine brought out by your father and your second uncle. Don't talk about their wine. There are not many people in the world of cultivation who can stop you from getting drunk." Qiu Qian reminded in a low voice.
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The breeze is gentle.
In the new year, the wind is a little cooler.
Zhou Xu stood on the balcony, looking at the lack of vitality of the grass below, and suddenly he could resonate with the withered plants in winter.
Looking back on the second half of the past year, apart from the gratifying harvest of Sister Qiu.
What is left is devastated and unbearable to look back on.
Especially these days, it is an indelible stain on his life.
I don’t know how many videos are backed up.
Especially since these people are very capable of living, they may still be alive and kicking after their own death.
You will never be able to escape this stain in this life or the next life.
Judging from Sister Qiu's appearance, she will keep it for the rest of her life.
Maybe I will show it to their children and grandchildren in the future.
For a while, Zhou Xu felt that living a long life was a punishment.
"Son, what are you looking at?" Liu Nansi came to the balcony and asked curiously.
"Look at my lost youth." Zhou Xu replied.
With a chuckle, Liu Nansi threw a coat on Zhou Xu's head:
"Put on your coat and look at your lost youth. Wear short sleeves and stand on the balcony. People who know your cultivation will not say you are cold. People who don't know will think you are sick."
Zhou Xu couldn't express his pain, so he could only get dressed obediently.
"Get ready, you can have lunch." Liu Nansi reminded.
Zhou Xu said "Oh" and planned to go in to help.
It was only when he entered that he realized that there were many people at home and it was not his turn to help.
In the past, it was always three people.
There were eight people all of a sudden, which was really lively.
The third boss is useless without returning, but it can make the family lively.
"Why is Zhou Xu's chopsticks in the odd number? Where did the other one go?" Su Shi suddenly asked.
Hearing this, Zhou Xu rolled his eyes, how did I know?
When Zhou Xu sat down, he realized that he was having hot pot today, and the ingredients were a lot of meat and seafood.
"Eat quickly and go to the park after eating." Liu Nansi said.
"Auntie, why are we going to the park?" Su Shi asked.
"You'll know when you get there." Liu Nansi gave Su Shi a fish ball.
"Mom, I want it too." Zhou Ningyue stretched out the bowl.
Zhou Xu looked at it and imagined himself imitating Sister Yue.
that's really
Horrible.
But he knew what to do in the park, and he used to go there often.
"Which Xu family are you going to tomorrow?" Zhou Ran asked.
"Well, I plan to learn the method of space." Zhou Xu nodded.
"You do have a dream." Zhou Ran said with a smile.
Normally speaking, it is impossible to learn the true method of space without reaching the third level.
Even though some people in the Xu family are gifted with supernatural powers, their space skills are still half-finished.
It’s not really a method of space.
Zhou Xu didn't say anything. Everyone knew it, so he wasn't allowed to follow?
Anyway, it doesn't matter if he can't learn it, there are a lot of things he hasn't been able to learn since he was a child.
"Which one, dad or second uncle, learned the method in space first?" Zhou Xu asked curiously.
"Eat." Zhou Ran said seriously.
Okay, Zhou Xu understands, his second uncle learned it first.
"Is there any secret to learning the method of space?" Zhou Xu turned to ask his second uncle.
"The secret?" Su Chen put a piece of meat in his mouth and thought:
"No need for any tricks, just pick it up with ease."
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"But Zhou had a knack. He wasn't convinced and just slashed open the space. Then he crossed the turbulent flow of the void and slashed out with another slash." Su Chen said.
"So what if I can open a space?" Zhou Ran said disdainfully:
"Which of these people dared to open the door to space in front of my father? My father could crush them with his hands."
"Dad, are you drinking fake wine again?" Zhou Xu looked around and asked.
Zhou Ran: "."
"It takes some talent to control space. Some people can master the power of space as soon as they step into the upper third level." Liu Nansi gave Xiaoyue some beef and continued:
"But some people need some understanding, but most people need to reach the first level to control the power of space."
"Then what is the third level called?" Su Shi asked.
"Third grade?" Liu Beiwan stared at his daughter and said:
"You are a low-level third-level person, but you still want to know about the upper-level third level. Do you understand the middle-level third level?"
"No, but isn't this normal?" Su Shi said matter-of-factly while eating the food in the bowl.
Liu Beiwan laughed angrily, and then hit Su Shi on the forehead.
Zhou Xu despised him. The third boss said so, but if his uncle and aunt were around at work, he would work extra hard to show that he was not so useless.
"Zhou Xu is very close to reaching the third level." Qiu Qian said softly.
"How long has Zhou Xu been practicing?" Liu Beiwan asked curiously.
"I started practicing the Heaven-breaking Demonic Body the night I met Sister Qiu in August." Zhou Xu calculated and continued:
"It will be six months in a few days."
"So you started to have split personality recently?" Su Shi exclaimed after swallowing the meat in her mouth with difficulty.
You have a split personality, and Zhou Xu doesn't bother to explain.
"Well, it doesn't take long for you to be exposed to the third level." Liu Nansi nodded and said:
"The lower three levels are called the Zhijing. They are the Immortal, the Soldier, and the Fighter. I won't go into details about the differences. You all understand them.
The middle third level is called the spirit realm, which are all spirits, formation spirits, and Yuan Ling. You can’t understand it accurately until you reach the Yuan Ling. After the Yuan Ling, you can manifest the formation spirit you originally carved. This thing is extremely important, like a bridge leading to the upper third level.
, Dao realm.
The upper three levels are mainly Tao, which are the third level Tao mind, the second level Tao body, and the first level Tao heart.
Corresponding to the realm of sub-gods in the Age of Gods, they are roughly divine attendants, divine envoys, and subordinate gods.
However, Congshen is sometimes referred to as a follower of a god, so not all Congshen have first-level strength.
There are also people in the sub-god realm who claim to be gods, but they are all evil gods and false gods."
"Is the age of gods so complicated?" Su Shi asked.
"It's quite complicated, but neither your aunt nor I have experienced that era." Liu Beiwan said.
"Is my father close to the age of gods? I heard that my father would be very old when he married my mother." Zhou Xu asked.
Let’s not talk about old cows eating young grass.
After the words fell, Zhou Ran stared at Zhou Xu and said:
"Eat and talk less."
Qiu Qian was helpless, Zhou Xu was really not afraid of anything.
Zhou Ningyue has been eating and is particularly diligent.
Seeing that he could not continue asking, Zhou Xu was also a little helpless.
But I haven't finished talking about the third level yet, so I just talked about the realm, not the abilities corresponding to the realm.
Moreover, it is not said whether there is a realm above the first level.
I don't care if I think about Zhou Xu.
Just ask Sister Yue when you are about to be promoted.
After eating, Zhou Xu came to the door with his camera and stand to wait for someone.
"He is indeed my son." Liu Nansi said with a smile.
Zhou Xu chuckled, now you finally have a son in your eyes, not just a daughter.
"For boys, it's normal to be independent and self-reliant. When you become more powerful, you do it on your own, without the help of your parents.
Xiaoyue is a girl, so of course she must be protected." Liu Nansi said with a smile.
How can I be a parent if I don't do something for me? Zhou Xu retorted in his heart.
"It's not like my parents didn't do anything. How did Qiu Qian come here? Did you find it yourself?" Liu Nansi said as if she had seen through Zhou Xu.
Hearing this, Zhou Xu looked at his mother seriously:
"Mom, tell me the truth, can you read minds?"
"What are you reading? I raised you for more than twenty years in vain?" Liu Nansi said angrily.
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When they arrived at the park, Liu Nansi asked everyone to stand under the trees.
"Xiaoyue and Xiaoshi stand in front, my son and Qiu Qian stand on the left, and Xiaobei and your wife stand on the right."
After making sure, Liu Nansi ran to the tree and stood in the middle with Zhou Ran.
With a click, the family photo was taken.
Then I changed a few positions to take the photo.
Qiu Qian, Zhou Xu, Zhou Ningyue, Su Shi, the four of them were half squatting, with four adults standing behind them.
"Do you take pictures every year?" Su Chen asked, looking at the photos.
"Absolutely. When Zhou Xu was still studying, I would occasionally take him around during holidays.
It's almost as good as going back to find Xiaoyue." Zhou Ran said casually.
"No wonder my daughter went to see Xiaoyue and took us to take pictures when she came back." Su Chen looked like this.
After taking the photos, Zhou Xu and the others took the border city.
Start practicing.
At this time, the immortal tree has already grown fruit, and it will take about half a month to fully mature.
Everyone is looking forward to the fruit ripening.
Zhou Xu also wants to try the taste, but he won’t know its effects until then.
"Speaking of which, should I pay a visit?"
Seeing Qiu Qian and the others trapped in cultivation, Zhou Xu thought he should go and pay New Year greetings to several gods.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhou Xu gave up. Just wait until Sister Qiu gets up and go visit the Earth Goddess together.
Now I'd better enter the dungeon and see if I can pass it.
Zhou Xu took out the treasure book and selected it.
By the way, chat with a wise man.
After today, I will go to Xu's house early tomorrow morning.
Xu family.
The head of the Xu family stood in front of the door to greet people.
You must know that the people who come today do not have ordinary power.
Xu Quan looked into the distance and asked Xu Juqiu beside him:
"Is Xu Ci back?"
"The person who arranged it won't pick him up until tomorrow," Xu Juqiu said.
"Have you been contacted?" Xu Quan asked.
"I contacted him and he said he might bring a few friends over." Xu Juqiu nodded and replied.
"Friends?" Xu Quan frowned:
"Don't he know that opening the space door consumes a lot of money? Let the person who picks it up do so according to their ability, and don't bring them all."
"This, we can only take a look." Xu Juqiu did not agree immediately.
Because he can probably guess who the person coming is.
I don’t know if I can afford to offend him.
At this time, the space door in front of them opened, and several fairies walked out of it.
The leader is Fairy Yunxiao.
"The environment of the Xu family is not bad." Fairy Yunxiao looked around and said with slight satisfaction.
After seeing Fairy Yunxiao, the faces of the head of the Xu family and others changed drastically.
The one who came was actually the leader of Yeyue Holy Land. Why didn’t anyone notify him in advance?
Faced with such an existence, the head of the Xu family is simply not qualified to welcome it.
The first elder of the Xu family must come out.
"Inform the Great Elder quickly." Xu Quan immediately asked Xu Juqiu to go in and call for help.
"No, I'm just here temporarily to take us to a place to rest." Fairy Yunxiao waved her hand, and then said to Sister Cheng:
"Elder Cheng, go this way, be careful where you step, don't fall.
Let me hold you up."
Sister Cheng: "."
Have you really become this old?
The people of the Xu family were also dumbfounded. Who is worthy of being the headmaster of Yeyue Holy Land?
This person is a truly strong person, and is said to be the strongest one except for the founding goddess and the founding elder of the sect.