Fairy Yun Xiao, who was watching TV with Sister Cheng, suddenly looked up and said:
"The true meaning of the devil appears again. What's going on?"
"I heard that Zhou Xu is going to be promoted today." Sister Cheng said casually while watching TV.
She ate the cut fruit without looking outside.
"Promotion?" Fairy Yunxiao was a little confused:
“Is he busy getting promoted every day?
Not long after I arrived, I heard him talking about promotion almost every day.
Not long after Longyou Jiutian, why are you being promoted again?"
"This..." Sister Cheng put down the fruit in her hand, thought for a moment and said:
"I heard Su Shi mention it occasionally.
Zhou Xu has three personalities, each with its own cultivation system and realm.
For example, normal personality, which is our common Zhouxu, belongs to the most common cultivation system and realm.
Now you should be all in the sixth level and practicing Zhou Tian Jing.
The second personality is the Holy Son of Demonic Dao, which is the personality that will be promoted now.
I heard from Su Shi that this personality is twisted and perverted, which is much scarier than the rumors.
After cultivating the demonic body, he will soon reach the third level of Taoism.
The third personality is the darkened Demonic Son, which is the same personality that he entered into the Age of Mythology last time.
Everything about this personality is a mystery, his realm should be at the peak of the first level, and his combat power may exceed the first level.
If gods stand in the way, they will kill gods; if they stand in the way of Buddha, they will kill Buddha."
"Is this normal?" Fairy Yunxiao asked dully.
She has never seen such a person.
Who is promoted in three systems?
Maybe some people can do it, but without exception these people can't get far.
It's better for the Holy Son of Demonic Dao. The three of them bloom together.
Let’s not mention the second and third personalities.
The first one is that he is in his early twenties and has all six grades.
This is no longer normal.
Belonging to the ranks of geniuses, this is still the worst.
There is really no comparison between people.
"Is there something abnormal?" Sister Cheng said casually:
"There are always some people in this world who break the rules."
Boom!
A roaring sound of condensed Taoism can be heard only by those who understand Taoism.
"It seems that we are really going to be promoted to the third level of Taoism." Sister Cheng looked outside.
She saw a demon god sitting cross-legged in the sky.
There are countless words surrounding it, as if it is opening up a supreme road.
Suddenly she looked at Fairy Yunxiao and asked:
"Are you planning to get married?
If you marry someone you like and have a well-behaved child.
Just like the Holy Son of Demonic Dao, he will become famous all over the world."
Fairy Yunxiao nodded, and then said seriously:
"Who does Elder Cheng think I should marry?"
Sister Cheng thought for a moment and then continued watching TV.
"Elder Cheng, what are you talking about?" Fairy Yunxiao asked.
"It's better to remain single." Sister Cheng said calmly.
Fairy Yunxiao: "......"
...
At this time, not many people can see the shadows of gods and demons in the sky.
A group of people from Border City came out.
The three dog elders looked at the sky, and Hou Chen did the same.
"It's amazing. Haven't you been promoted before? Why are you being promoted again?" Chi Meng was quite helpless.
He felt there was no need to come out to check.
Who can bear it if it comes every three or five times?
"I'm going farther and farther, I'm going to catch up." The Earth God Dog said excitedly.
After several opportunities, its current strength has reached the level of a fifth-grade formation spirit.
During this period, I received help from the clan, protection from the earth, and favor from the rain and dew of heaven and earth.
It seems that the Ice and Snow Goddess is not joking, it has become the dependent of the Ice and Snow Goddess.
"I heard that the Holy Son is getting married." Hou Chen suddenly asked:
"Can you go?"
The three dog elders: "..."
Can?
Would normal people let their dogs loose at a wedding?
"I can turn into a puppy." said the Earth God Dog.
The three dog elders didn't say anything. It would be a shame and a shame to let them turn into puppies.
Forget it, if you are not allowed in, your reputation in this life will be ruined.
"If you go, I heard that you have to pay for your participation and you need cash." Hou Chen kindly reminded.
The three dog elders: "..."
Unfortunately, they don't have any.
Then they looked at Hou Chen beside them, and the man in front of them seemed to be able to use something.
...
"By the way, Sister Qiu and the others are getting married, how much do you plan to pay?"
In a community suite.
Su Shi and the three of them sat at the dining table to eat.
Ming Nanchu from the opposite side came down to eat and drink.
"Call everyone else over and discuss it together." Ming Nanchu said casually, looking down at his phone.
He was referring to the two people next door, Xu Ci, and his senior sister.
some time.
"Why do I have to pay too?" Zhuge Yu looked surprised:
"I'm a photographer and they want to pay me."
"That seems to be the case." Yinsu put the packed vegetables on the table.
Xu Ci shared the meal.
Because it was getting late, Ming Nanchu asked them to bring lunch.
The three of them just had a meal.
Yinsu and Xu Ci were rich, so they didn't feel like they were being cheated.
At this time, a little tiger jumped onto Han Su's lap, seeming to want to eat too.
The fire phoenix also stayed on Hansu's head.
"Eat what you want, don't pester me." She said helplessly.
"You can pester me." Su Shi said with a smile.
The two mythical beasts shook their heads after hearing this.
Su's poetry is so sacred and inviolable.
Su Shi: "..."
I feel offended by my pet.
At this time, a hair ball also landed on Hansu's white thigh.
It's from Yinsu.
As for Xu Ci and Ming Nanchu, they are in the fish tank.
One is sinking in the water like a stone, and the other is spitting out water.
There is no need for human supervision at all, as long as you feed it.
"You can't say that." Ming Nanchu looked at his senior sister seriously and said:
"The photographer is just an invited staff member.
At most, there is only an employment relationship.
But paying a share means you are a guest, can they be the same?
Would you rather say that you were invited by the Holy Son of Demonic Dao to work, or would you rather say that you were invited by the Holy Son of Demonic Dao to attend a wedding?"
Zhuge Yu was stunned and said generously:
"How much, tell me."
"I participated once before and paid for two hundred." Yinsu put the dishes on the table and sat down and said.
"I have also participated, one with three hundred and one with five hundred." Xu Ci said.
"I've encountered this a lot, colleagues usually have two or three hundred." Zhuge Yu said.
"Isn't it bad to have an odd number for wedding?" Han Su asked.
"Odd number? How can there be an odd number?" Su Shi looked at Han Su and said seriously:
"Five hundred and three hundred are both even numbers."
Hansu: "..."
Is Su Shi wrong?
That's right.
Han Su pushed up her glasses and felt that Su Shi was in good condition today.
"But I don't think I need to do it. Zhou Xu and I are from the same family. My parents know how to do it, so I don't need it at all." Su Shi added.
"It should still be wrapped." Ming Nanchu said seriously:
"You receive so much care when you work, your colleagues are colleagues, and your relatives are relatives.
Different.
And three hundred and five hundred does not sound good.
Or maybe a thousand, round up the number.
Zhou Xu has given us so many things. If we are stingy at this time, we are too stingy and are simply not human beings.
I propose one thousand.
Who agrees?
Who objects?"
"I have no problem." Xu Ci was the first to agree.
"It's no problem for me either." Yinsu followed suit.
"I can do it." Although Zhuge Yu's body ached, he felt that it should be done.
A fruit of immortality, a fruit of wisdom.
There are also duplicate treasures.
She got much more than she expected.
At this time, Su Shi and Han Su looked at each other.
Su's poems are useless, but there are many things they understand.
Everyone here can be generous, but Ming Nanchu cannot be generous.
He couldn't put together a thousand dollars.
Five hundred is difficult.
I borrowed money from her for dinner the day before yesterday.
Hansu pushed up his glasses, and the lenses reflected a white light.
Then there is only one truth.
...
...
"So you live here."
Before the new century, Zhou Ningyue looked at the gate of the community and said.
"Have you told your parents?" Li Luoshu said kindly:
"It's very dangerous to run out privately and go with strangers."
"It's okay, I'm not a child anymore, I just look like a child." Zhou Ningyue said casually.
How could a child get lost? Li Luoshu felt that this child was too confident.
This is very dangerous.
I need to ask for her family's phone number to remind her.
"I'm telling you, it's up to you, but you must tell your parents when you go out in the future.
And don't go with strangers." Li Luoshu couldn't help but remind him a few more times.
"I know." Zhou Ningyue nodded.
At this time they entered the elevator.
Soon he arrived in front of Li Luoshu's house.
"Be careful and don't make a fuss.
Just watch it and don't talk about my girlfriend everywhere.
Otherwise, it will have a great impact on her." Li Luoshu took a deep breath and instructed.
"I know, I've seen all kinds of scenes.
Meeting other people's girlfriends is a trivial matter, and you won't make your sister unhappy." Zhou Ningyue took out an apple.
I plan to go in and feed it to my eldest sister.
Then take a photo together.
She was actually a little curious about what Brother Zhou Xu's girlfriend was like.
After all, these people are equal to legends in the world of cultivation.
My girlfriend must be extraordinary too.
Thinking of this, Zhou Ningyue felt a little excited.
Click.
The door has been opened.
Li Luoshu walked inside.
Zhou Ningyue poked her head inside.
I found that I only saw the sofa, not Li Luoshu’s girlfriend.
After walking in, she closed the door.
"Where's your girlfriend?"
This house is not small, and the hall is connected to the kitchen on one side and the balcony on the other.
It was good to have good lighting, but she found that there were no women's clothes on the balcony where clothes were dried.
In this way, it is impossible to roughly guess the figure of Li Luoshu’s girlfriend.
There are no utensils in the kitchen.
Don't know how to cook?
"It seems like I didn't mention that I could cook."
Zhou Ningyue nodded, agreeing with the guess in her mind.
If you don't know how to cook, you will definitely not be as good as Qiu Qian. Now let's look at her personality, figure, and appearance.
It’s easier to explain something when you take photos and go back.
"She is usually in the bedroom. Come with me." Li Luoshu walked to the bedroom.
Zhou Ningyue took the apple and looked inside.
Sure enough, I saw an egg-shaped seat.
There was a woman sitting there, facing her sideways.
What is visible to the naked eye are the white thighs and the slender jade hands on the thighs.
Although most of it is in the egg, the temperament is already over the top.
Zhou Ningyue walked in and showed an innocent smile:
"Hello, sister."
At this time, Li Luoshu moved his chair and faced his girlfriend towards Zhou Ningyue.
"Sister wants to eat apples..." Zhou Ningyue, who was still smiling at first, was stunned when she saw the other party's face.
She blinked, confirming again.
What you see is a doll with dull eyes, a stiff body, and a frozen face.
At this time, Li Luoshu's nervous voice came:
"This is my girlfriend, here to make you laugh."
Bang!
The apple in Zhou Ningyue's hand suddenly fell.
She glanced at Li Luoshu with a horrified expression, and then looked at the doll on the seat.
Two big words popped into my mind - perversion.
"My dear mother!" Zhou Ningyue exclaimed in her heart and took two steps back in fright:
"Your daughter has seen a powerful pervert."
She vaguely remembered Li Luoshu's peerless posture, and her domineering quotes were still fresh in her ears.
When this impression overlapped with Li Luoshu's current situation, she came to a terrifying fact.
That is, this is an extraordinary pervert.
What would happen if a young girl came here alone and discovered the other party's secret?
Become the next doll?
"Are you okay?" Li Luoshu asked worriedly, and finally asked with a smile:
"Is my girlfriend pretty?"
At this time, Zhou Ningyue was awakened. She immediately squatted down, picked up the apple and handed it over:
"Pretty, beautiful.
This, this is for you, don't waste it.
Me, my mother asked me to go back for dinner, so I went home."
"Go home?" At this moment, the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds and thunder flashed. Li Luoshu's face looked slightly gloomy under the thunder and lightning:
"Don't you want to take a photo?"
"No, no." Zhou Ningyue was so frightened that she almost jumped up. After passing the apple, she stepped back and left.
She was afraid that the other party would leave her behind.
"Well, then I'll take you back." Li Luoshu said immediately.
"No, no need, I'm not a child anymore, I won't get lost." Zhou Ningyue ran away.
Li Luoshu watched Zhou Ningyue leave and sighed.
Not of my generation.
Then he looked at the sky and realized that his eldest brother was about to be successfully promoted.
At this time, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Xu:
"Brother, I brought a child to my house to see my girlfriend today, but she seemed to be scared."
No waiting for a weekly reply.
Because the promotion is not over yet.
...
...
Zhou Xu's home.
Qiu Qian happened to see the message from Li Luoshu.
"Brother Zhou Xu doesn't have a girlfriend? Why did he suddenly say he has a girlfriend? Did he scare the children?"
She looked puzzled.
But he didn't care. After all, Zhou Xu was surrounded by words and the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds. This should be related to it.
After a while, she received a call from Sister Yue.
"Sister Yue?"
"I bought watermelon, do you want to eat it?" Zhou Ningyue's pretending to be strong voice came from the other side.
Qiu Qian felt strange, and then said:
"I will pick you up?"
"If I can't stand you, then come and pick me up." Zhou Ningyue replied.
Qiu Qian: "..."
After spending some time, Qiu Qian received Sister Yue.
Soon they came back.
"By the way, brother Zhou Xu just sent a message suddenly, saying that he has a girlfriend.
But didn’t Zhou Xu say that he didn’t have a girlfriend?
Sister Yue also found him a blind date, is he a little unkind?" Qiu Qian asked while sitting on the sofa.
"Then I won't find it for him, push it away." Zhou Ningyue responded while eating some fruit.
Seeing Sister Yue sitting obediently on the sofa, Qiu Qian always felt something was wrong:
"Sister Yue, what's wrong with you?"
Zhou Ningyue looked at Qiu Qian and said with palpitations:
"I saw a big pervert today and it scared me.
Thinking about it now gives me goosebumps.”
Forehead?
How could Sister Yue be frightened? Qiu Qian was a little confused.