1. The younger brother and the master are talking nonsense
Su Anran has always felt that every man has a dream of being a knight in his heart.
He yearned for the kind of life where he could fight with swords in the world and enjoy grudges and grudges, so he fantasized more than once that if one day he could travel through time, he would definitely do the things he wanted to do and mate with the right people.
So, when he woke up one day and found that his room had become antique, his first reaction was not surprise, but a feeling of unusual joy.
What a pity, he finally became a member of the time traveling group!
According to common sense, Su Anran felt that there should be something special about herself. This was an ability that almost all time-travelers had to have.
So, after some careful searching, he discovered that there was indeed an extra system in his body!
"Great!" Su Anran couldn't help but shout out of excitement and joy.
"Oh, you're awake." A pleasant female voice filled with surprise sounded at the door of the room.
Su Anran turned her head and saw a beautiful young woman standing at the door with a happy face.
This woman has long, beautiful black hair, a standard oval-shaped face, and a high bridge of nose, but the most eye-catching thing is her bright eyes, which are full of a lively luster.
With a slight cough, Su Anran was just trying to show off her elegant gentlemanly demeanor.
Unexpectedly, the woman turned around and shouted: "Master! Master! He's awake!"
"Do you have a master?" Su Anran was overjoyed, "I don't know how strong this master is. With my ability, it would not be a problem to become a first-class master. But if this master is not good, what method should I use?
What about declining the other party’s offer to stay?”
From Su Anran's point of view, the next plot development must be that the other party discovered his amazing qualifications, and then cried and shouted that he wanted to accept him as his disciple.
Thinking about it this way, Su Anran was still a little excited. I am afraid that she will soon reach the peak of her life.
"I told you, bring back all the cats and dogs you don't want." Outside the door, a slightly tired and helpless voice sounded.
Su Anran's brows raised: "Young master, I am a time traveler. You actually said that I am a cat or a dog. You must have never seen my heroic appearance. I will let you feel what comes from the soul in a moment."
trembling.
As the footsteps gradually approached, two figures soon appeared at the door of the room.
The short one is the beautiful young woman who left before.
The one slightly higher is a young man.
"Master, this man fainted outside our valley. You can't just die without saving him," the young woman said.
The young man glanced sideways at Su Anran, then curled his lips and snorted coldly: "Since you're awake, you've recovered from your illness. Let's send him out of the valley later."
Su Anran, who had already pretended to be calm and unmoved, suddenly blinked and looked confused.
Wait, there’s something wrong with how this plot unfolds!
Shouldn't I be shocked at how talented I am?
Why do you have to send me out of the valley?
"Master." The young woman frowned slightly, as if she didn't understand the young man's behavior at all, "You were not like this before. Someone fainted outside the valley before, and you would take them in after you brought them back for treatment...
Master, you have changed."
Hey!
Su Anran, who was in a state of mental shock, suddenly heard this and a look of joy appeared on his face.
It turns out that the foreshadowing of the plot is here!
This is the plot that orthodox time-travelers must experience.
Unexpectedly, the young man rolled his eyes at the woman and said indifferently: "Can it be the same?"
"Why can't it be the same?"
"The ones you picked up before were all girls, girls, do you understand?" The young man pointed at Su Anran with a look of hatred, "But look what you picked up this time, a boy! ...
…No, a man!”
At this point, the young man changed his expression to a solemn expression: "Disciple, you are still young and have no experience in going out to practice, so it is normal for you not to understand these things. But you have to know that I am a teacher all because of you.
OK."
Su Anran was stunned.
It was the only time in his life that he could talk nonsense in such a serious manner!
And for the sake of his disciples.
Judging from the fact that he has taken in so many girls before him, this master is definitely not a serious person.
"But master, the fourth junior sister said that you have taken on so many female disciples, and you are obviously not a good person, so we should all stay away from you." The young woman looked like "I don't study well, don't lie to me." "Fifth junior sister
I also told Sixth Junior Sister that people like you, Master, would have been beaten to death long ago in their world."
"The fourth child is obviously one of those people with a twisted mentality. Otherwise, she would have ended up like that back then? So you must not take what she said seriously." The young man snorted coldly, with an expression of extreme disdain, "And the fifth child
He and Lao Liu, they are jealous of the good fortune of being a teacher, so they arranged to be a teacher behind my back. You can let them say this in front of me, I guarantee that they will be scared immediately. "
The young woman curled her lips, obviously not believing what the man said.
At least in her opinion, the words of several junior sisters from the same sect are more credible.
Looking at the young woman's appearance, the young man had a pained expression on his face: "You traitor, you don't believe my teacher! I have raised you for decades, and it's better for me to raise a piece of barbecued pork than to raise you.
."
"Your barbecued pork has been stinky for so many years." Su Anran said coldly.
The whole place was silent.
The young woman and young man immediately began to pay attention to Su Anran.
Su Anran shrank his head when the two of them looked at him like this. He himself didn't understand why he suddenly complained. He was not a person with such low concentration.
There must be so many flaws in this young man that he just couldn't bear it anymore.
"Disciple, look, this person is so rude!" The young man exclaimed, "My master was talking to you, and he actually interrupted without permission. This kind of rude person will never be accepted by our sect."
"But Master, I think he is right." The young woman retorted, "It's impossible to raise barbecued pork for decades, and I won't wash and cook for you."
"You are looking for a nanny!" Su Anran couldn't hold it back anymore.
"Fifth Junior Sister and Sixth Junior Sister said the same thing." The young woman said seriously.
"You are all a bunch of white-eyed wolves. It's a shame that I have supported you all these years!" The young man looked distressed.
"But Master, over the years, it has been me, Seventh Junior Sister, and Eighth Junior Sister who have made the money. I am also responsible for doing the laundry and cooking. It seems that you are only responsible for the food."
After hearing the young woman's words, no matter how thick-skinned the young man was, he was immediately speechless.
So, he turned his head and looked at Su Anran, his eyes full of resentment and anger: "It's all you who ruined the relationship between our master and disciple! Humph, I will kill you today."
Su Anran was horrified. She had just traveled through time. Could it be that she was going to die unexpectedly today?
I don’t know if I can travel through time again if I die here?
"Okay, Master, don't be scary." The young woman said, "I think it would be good to have one more junior brother in the valley."
"I should have thought of it a long time ago. You have been popular for decades, and it's almost time to stop." The young man looked grief-stricken, "As the saying goes, the end of Europe is Africa! The ancients said
Don’t lie to me! I shouldn’t have let you out yesterday!”
"Master started talking nonsense again." The young woman shook her head helplessly, and then said to Su Anran, "Little junior brother, don't worry too much, master is just joking with you. Yesterday, master asked me to leave the valley.
When you came back, you said you were his tenth disciple."
"Hmph, if I had known it was a man, I would not let you out even if I beat you to death." The young man was clearly very resentful, "Your luck, which has been popular for decades, has been broken! Disciple, you can't succeed in cultivation.
Even if you touch the corpse to bring good luck, you won’t be able to treat it as a koi carp.”
"Who would want to be a monster?" She had already made up her mind to ignore the young man, but in the end she couldn't hold it back. The young woman said angrily, "Junior brother, master occasionally talks nonsense, don't
Just mind it. From now on, I will be your senior sister, Fang Qianwen."
But Su Anran didn't hear what Fang Qianwen said at all. He just stared at the young man blankly.
"Xuanbu saves Fei..."
"Krypton won't change your fate!" As a conditioned reflex, the young man subconsciously answered.
Then, the two grown men began to look at each other "affectionately".
Fang Qianwen always felt that her aura suddenly became very strange, as if she had become the third person present.
"Earth?" the young man asked.
"Earth." Su Anran nodded.
"Could it be that Junior Brother..."
"It's probably close to ten...but we still have to get the history right." The young man's expression became serious, which suddenly made the atmosphere tense.
"Wait, history? What's going on?"
"Let me ask you, which dynasty came after the Qin Dynasty?" The young man spoke suddenly without giving Su Anran a chance to react.
"The Han Dynasty."
"When was New China founded?"
"October 1, 1949."
"What's the next sentence of Showa Otoko?"
"Heisei waste!"
"What do the three major migrant workers mean!"
"Sea of dead fire!"
Watching the young man and Su Anran asking and answering questions, Fang Qianwen's sense of third-party presence began to become stronger and stronger, and she felt as if she had become a redundant person: "It's over, the junior brother began to say like the master
That’s nonsense.”
"I haven't officially accepted this person yet. Where did he come from?" The young man showed a dissatisfied look, and instantly completely broke the tense atmosphere, "The last question! Who is Ao Guanhai!
"
"The last president of the United States."
"Previous term?" As soon as Su Anran said these words, the young man was suddenly stunned.
Su Anran was also stunned.
Could it be...
The two couldn't help but look at each other, and then said in unison: "What era are you from?"
There was a slight pause, and then he answered at the same time.
"2o12." This was the young man's answer.
"2o19." This was Su Anran's answer.
Then the next moment, the young man's face showed a very satisfied look: "Great! Tell me, the three major migrant workers comics are all finished! Conan must have become the greatest Sherlock Holmes in the Heisei era!"
Looking at the young man's appearance, Su Anran couldn't help but think that he was just like the kind of fool who stood in front of the telephone pole and shouted, "My disease is finally cured."
But after thinking about it, Su Anran still sighed and said: "Naruto is over, Bleach is unfinished, and the plot of Pirates can probably be continued for another ten years. As for Conan... I will never be able to become the Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era in this life.
Already."
"Ah? Why?" the young man couldn't help but exclaimed, "Eunuch?"
"No, Japan has changed its era name. Heisei is already in the past tense, and now is the Reiwa era."
"So, it's still not over?"
"No." Su Anran shook his head.
"Forget it, by the way, you've seen all of these, right?"
Su Anran nodded.
"Great, you can draw it for me later."
"Wait, how is this possible! I'm not a cartoonist! And besides, I don't even know how to draw."
"None of this is a problem. Just learn painting with your senior sister." The young man patted Fang Qianwen on the shoulder with an expression that said, "My disciple, you can finally be put to use." "Your senior sister lives in the valley."
I have been here for twenty years, and if nothing else, I am absolutely proficient in playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and you can also learn to paint if you go back to it."
"Even if I can draw, I can't remember that much."
"That's easier. I'll teach you a book later on that specializes in cultivating spiritual consciousness, so that you can even remember the nurse who delivered your baby."
"..."
Seeing the young man turning around and giving up with a cool look on his face, and walking away, Su Anran was not only dumbfounded, but even a little confused.
This is completely different from the painting style of cultivating immortals that I imagined!
