"What is it like to have a senior sister from the Earth Fairyland teach you swordsmanship?"
Author: Junior Brother Taiyigu
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[On the first day, the weather was cloudy.
After I swung my sword ten thousand times, I thought I could finally rest, but my senior sister said I should do it again.
Do it again.
Let’s do it again.
Just do it once.
Bar……
Then, on this day, from morning to night, I swung the sword 30,000 times in total.
Don’t ask me what happened in the end, I don’t even know how I woke up from bed the next day.】
[The next day, the weather was cloudy.
I told my senior sister that I couldn't feel my hands anymore.
My senior sister told me that since I can't feel it, just cut it off. It's useless anyway.
I suddenly felt that my life is full of hope, and I have to work hard to swing the sword 30,000 times today...
That’s weird!
Senior sister put a time limit on me. I must swing the sword 20,000 times in the morning, otherwise I will be punished.
You asked me what I did in the afternoon?
Oh, I failed to complete the task assigned by my senior sister and had two ribs broken.]
[On the third day, it rained.
With two broken ribs and another heavy downpour, I thought I could finally rest today.
But it turns out that my low cultivation limits my imagination.
Senior sister's little world can shield against heavy rain.
So, I still have to swing my sword.
I'm lucky today, I only broke one rib.】
Then the following is the fourth day, the fifth day...
Su Anran actually went to the open forum of Wanshilou and posted such a diary-style post.
In this forum, which is full of the smell of copper, this "post" was like a mudslide, quickly becoming the most popular post in the entire section.
The super cute little fox of the Qingqiu family: Is it the Guanghan Sword Immortal? It must be! It must be!
Yiye Mengqiu: This liar is quite good at playing tricks.
Qin Liangliang: This liar is very good at playing tricks.
Wind and Rain Tongzhou: This liar is very good at playing tricks.
Sword-playing Wang Ren: It sounds like the truth, and it’s well made up.
Then this classmate Wang Ren conveniently circled several senior sisters from Taiyi Valley.
Unfortunately, no one responded.
Su Anran has figured out that none of her senior sisters seem to be too interested in the things in Wanshi Building, so the fourth senior sister occasionally comes to Wanshi Building to buy some information. After all, her great ambition is to destroy all the enemies who cheated her back then. Hacking to death is not possible without buying information.
It's a pity that my fourth senior sister is currently in a coma. According to the senior sister's wishes, I'm afraid she won't be able to wake up in a short time.
There is a saying on earth that "it takes a hundred days to break your muscles and bones."
In the Xuan Realm, it doesn't matter if the muscles and bones are broken, even if the bones are broken, it doesn't matter. Only the injury to the soul is really fatal. Being able to wake up within a hundred days can be said to be a "cultivation" It’s a miracle in the world, and usually it won’t wake up after one or two years.
As for the other two names in the circle of Wang Ren's classmates who couldn't wait to swallow the flying sword, Su Anran knew that one was his third senior sister, Taiyi Valley Sword Immortal.
Since she became second on the Heavenly Ranking, she has never entered the Jade Slips of the Wanshi Tower, because those rankings and information are meaningless to her.
As for the person named "Taiyigu never unreasonable", Su Anran still doesn't know which senior sister he is - he is being drilled hard by the third senior sister every day, and he has two and three ribs a day, and he is not used to it. , there is still time to find out who this person is.
Especially once Third Senior Sister finds out that he can still write a diary every day in the Jade Slips of Wanshilou...
Su Anran couldn't help but shudder, fearing that the really old birthday girl had eaten arsenic.
…
Thirty days have passed since Su Anran started writing his diary. On average, he swings his sword more than 30,000 times every day.
As he gradually adapted to gravity, his movements undoubtedly sped up a lot.
Originally it might take three to five seconds to swing once, but now it can basically be stabilized within two to three seconds, which means that Su Anran can complete the task assigned by Tang Shiyun at least 30,000 times a day.
In this way, he escaped the tragic fate of having his ribs broken every day.
It was different from Ye Jinxuan's actual training with Su Anran.
When Ye Jinxuan broke Su Anran's bones, she did so during actual combat. Later, Su Anran would be asked to take spiritual pills and circulate her energy to repair the injuries. In a sense,
Ye Jinxuan's approach is actually very beneficial to Su Anran. It can at least improve his physical strength to a certain extent and prevent his body from becoming his shortcoming.
But the rhyme of Tang poetry is different.
After Su Anran's five internal organs were condensed, his physical abilities were sublimated and strengthened. Under normal circumstances, his bones would not be broken so easily.
But who is Tang Shiyun?
A genuine strong man from the Earthly Immortal Realm.
With just realm suppression, it would be easy to break Su Anran's bones.
But every time, when Su Anran was unable to complete the task, she would just tap her fingers together - not anywhere else, but directly on Su Anran's ribs, and then there was a crisp sound of fracture, and Su Anran
The whole person fell down.
There is no trauma and no bleeding.
The sword energy pierced into Su Anran's body by Tang Shiyun will burst out in an instant, directly affecting and damaging the ribs but not injuring other places.
This shows how far Tang Shiyun's ability to control Qi has reached.
But Su Anran, who was targeted, had a hard time.
Fortunately, Su Anran's nerves were relatively thick, and she was used to them being broken - almost every one of the twelve pairs of ribs had been broken more than twice. Naturally, she relied on the healing methods of the senior sister to recover afterwards.
It's just that sometimes Su Anran really doesn't want to recover so quickly.
It's a pity that God did not fulfill people's wishes.
In other words, the disciples of Taiyi Valley are so naughty that they have provided too much proficiency to Senior Sister Fang Qianwen, so now it is almost impossible for Senior Sister Fang Qianwen to treat such broken bones with her eyes closed.
An error occurred.
So during the thirty days, the first twenty-five days, Su Anran lived a hellish life.
As for the next five days, although it is not hell difficulty, it is definitely hard mode.
And after this...
[On the 30th day, the weather was fine.
A month of broken bones is almost over. Do you think I can finally escape the sea of suffering?
I just want to say hehe.
Senior sister said before that the basic training lasts for one month, and the formal actual training will begin one month later.
That's right, tomorrow is the day when actual combat training begins.
If it was only hell difficulty before this, then tomorrow I am afraid it will directly enter abyss difficulty.
Hope I can still be alive.】
The cute little fox from the Qingqiu family: Wait! You can’t die! What will happen to our deal if you die?
Wang Ren, the swordsman: This liar’s story can’t be continued anymore, he’s going to run away. I bet a hundred Qi Condensing Pills that he won’t come out to talk again after tomorrow.
Yiye Mengqiu: Don’t gamble.
Qin Liangliang: I don’t want to gamble.
People say I am a good person: I don’t gamble.
The monk who eats wine and drinks meat: I love eating meat and drinking wine, but I just don’t like gambling.
The answer to the nunnery's riddle: How can this senior fellow monk drink alcohol as a monk?
Future Sword Immortal: Isn’t it true that you can’t even eat meat?
The answer to the nunnery's riddle: This donor, this is wrong. Buddhist disciples abstain from eating meat. Meat refers to spicy things, not meat. Because spicy things can mess up the mind, which is the same as gambling and drinking.
of.
Future Sword Immortal: That’s it. I’ve learned a lesson.
I Have a Sword: Taught.
I Have a Knife: Taught.
…
Su Anran continuously insists on updating his diary every day, coupled with his extremely conspicuous name, so he is now considered the number one celebrity in this section. Therefore, as soon as his updates are posted, many people immediately watch them
, and even interactive messages.
Of course, when Wang Ren, who only wants to eat the ancestral flying sword, takes the lead, he usually doesn't have anything good to say.
But today is special.
The appearance of the two Buddhist disciples caused the floor below to become extremely crooked, and there was even a queue, which made Su Anran dumbfounded.
However, not everyone is being sarcastic or saying that Su Anran is a liar.
There are still a few people who care about Su Anran.
Gillian Yuan: If it was really your senior sister, maybe it would only make you suffer a little bit, but not really kill you.
Fengyu Tongzhou: Don’t die. I rely on you to survive every day. If you die, my son’s fun will be gone.
Dongfang Rich: Although you are a liar, the story you made up as a liar is pretty good. Before the witch comes to your door, I will personally sponsor you with some funds. Find a place to hide as soon as possible. Otherwise, you will fall into the hands of the witch.
, sometimes when you are tortured.
[Dongfang has the money to pay you the Ten Transformation True Pills.]
Nangong is richer: he should be rewarded.
[Nangong has more money to pay you the Twelve True Transformation Pills.]
You are not as rich as I, Simon: reward.
[None of you, Ximen, have the money to pay you one hundred and forty-five top quality Qi Condensing Pills.]
Sword-playing Wang Ren: Damn it! Is there any justice left? A liar can just make up a story and earn Qi Condensing Pills? I’ll make up one too!
Yiye Mengqiu: Please give me some rewards from the three rich gentlemen.
Even Su Anran didn't expect that the diary he wrote just to vent his depressed mood could actually be rewarded. This was completely beyond his expectation.
Four hundred and nine top quality Qi Condensing Pills, this is already more than a year's training expenses for many Tongqiao Realm monks - a small sect can only allocate at most ten middle-grade pills to its Tongqiao Realm monks in a month.
It's just a Qi Condensing Pill, and it's not easy to get high-grade pills. A third-rate sect can only get fifteen mid-grade pills, or twelve top-grade pills at most. Only a second-tier sect can guarantee that its disciples in the Tongqiao Realm will receive it every day.
There is a supply of a high-quality Qi Condensing Pill.
As for the top quality Qi Condensing Pill, only disciples from first-class sects can have it.
Those who can freely take out hundreds of Qi Condensing Pills as rewards naturally belong to the group of people who are not short of money - in the Xuan Realm, one Zhen Transformation Pill can be stably exchanged for twelve top quality Qi Condensing Pills or
Fifteen high-grade Qi Condensing Pills. However, judging from this ratio, the person named "You are not as rich as I, Ximen" is definitely a carefree person, because his reward is only richer than "Nangong"
Adding an extra Qi Condensing Pill was obviously just to highlight his name.
But Su Anran just smiled and passed by at this moment.
Compared with the volume of transactions he was about to make, he really didn't take these four hundred top quality Qi Condensing Pills seriously.
At this moment, after finishing the final relaxation work in this "forum", Su Anran's breathing soon became steady.
Tomorrow's actual combat training must not fail for him.
At the very least, you must pass the test of Third Senior Sister.
If you pass the club as a young model, if you fail, you will work in the sea.
As for winning?
Su Anran said, haha, it doesn't exist. I would be very satisfied if I don't have missing arms or legs.
