3. What should I do if the master is not very reliable
"Hahahahaha." The hearty laughter became louder, "Valley Master Huang, don't be so open to the outside world! Open the door quickly, I know you are inside."
"What should I do, Master? He knows you are here." Fang Qianwen turned her head and looked at Huang Zi with a blank expression.
Seeing Fang Qianwen like this, Huang Zi sighed helplessly: "It's all a bad teacher. I shouldn't have let you stay in the valley for so many years."
Su Anran felt that his master seemed to have aged dozens of years instantly.
Then he glanced at his senior sister again, and seeing the confused look on her face, Su Anran knew that this was a natural black man, and he had to be careful in the future, otherwise he might die without knowing how he was going to die.
"Master Huang, please open the door quickly. I have brought two juniors here this time. We cannot let them enter your formation."
Any sect will have a mountain-protecting formation. Even if it is a weak sect, there will definitely be one to support the scene. So Su Anran can understand the fact that Taiyi Valley has a mountain-protecting formation. Naturally
You can also understand why the other party doesn't dare to rush into the valley.
But what the other party meant was that he didn't seem to be afraid of breaking into this big formation. It was just that he didn't come alone this time, but had a junior with him, so he didn't dare to break into the formation. Su Anran seemed very curious.
But he also knew that asking himself about this master would definitely lead to no results. This was evident by looking at Huang Zi's face, which was as black as a burnt casserole.
"Senior Sister..."
"The last time Master Xuanbei came, Master had just asked the Eighth Junior Sister to improve the mountain-protecting formation and create an illusion of some kind of celebrity harem technique. Then Master Xuanbei was trapped in the formation for three months." Fang Qianwen.
He whispered, "The result is that we can't get out, and people outside can't get in. In the end, the master was so noisy by the junior sisters and the others that he couldn't do anything, so he closed the formation and let Master Xuanbei in."
"I said Huang Zi..."
"No matter how big or small, call me master." Huang Zi turned his head and snorted coldly.
"Okay, Master." Looking at Huang Zi, who was only a few years older than herself and was from time travel like herself, Su Anran said reluctantly, "That Naruto Harem Technique..."
"That's right, it's what you think." Huang Zi said angrily, "This old bald ass!"
Su Anran was shocked when he heard Huang Zi's admission.
Damn it! Master, why are you so talented!?
Use a seduction spell to deal with a monk?
And that monk could actually be trapped in the formation for three months. What a talent!
Huang Zi suddenly glanced at Su Anran, then smiled and nodded a few times in the air.
Su Anran shuddered inexplicably: "Master, what do you want to do?"
"It's nothing, nothing. You are my new apprentice, and you are from 2019. Remember to give me a good look later."
Seeing Huang Zi smiling with a friendly face, Su Anran became even more panicked: "Master, I have just arrived here. I have no cultivation level and don't know the situation in this world. Don't joke with me.
"
"Who are you kidding?" Huang Zi curled his lips, "It's just some witty repartee. You can be messy and have a lot of imagination."
"What if that old bald donkey gets angry and hits me?"
"Don't worry, my master will definitely send that old bald donkey down to accompany you first, and then accept a new disciple."
"..." Su Anran felt so tired. For the first time, she wondered if she shouldn't be so keen on time travel?
Su Anran didn't know how far away from the entrance of the valley was, but he only knew that when he first saw the other person, it was just a black dot the size of a sesame, and the next moment it had reached the size of a finger. Every time the size changed, even a
In less than a second, Su Anran just blinked once and found that the opponent's figure was clearly visible.
They were a fat man wearing cassocks and two young novice monks wearing monk robes.
"This is the legendary Buddhist magical power, shrunk into an inch, right?"
"Yes." Huang Zi nodded, "One of the five great magical powers of Buddhism is the divine foot power."
After all, the earth is a world that has experienced the era of information explosion, and the direction of civilization development in this world is different. Therefore, Huang Zi is not surprised at all that Su Anran knows this. In other words, if Su Anran does not know this, then Huang Zi will be shocked.
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"Old bald donkey, what are you doing here again?" Seeing the fat man opposite, Huang Zi had an impatient look on his face.
The moment she saw this monk, Su Anran only thought of one word: Laughing Maitreya.
The great monk was about forty years old, 1.8 meters tall, but definitely weighed more than 300 kilograms. It was hard for Su Anran to imagine how good the life in this temple was to be able to develop such a figure. He was wearing a yellow suit
The monk's robe is covered with a dark cassock. He does not hold a tin staff, but he has two rosary beads, one large and one small.
The small string is worn on the monk's right wrist. Each string is no more than the size of a fingernail. There are twenty-one strings in total.
The larger one is worn around the monk's neck. Each one is as big as an adult's fist, totaling fourteen.
However, Su Anran's attention was focused more on the two people behind the great monk.
The two young novices are both young, about sixteen or seventeen years old. What they have in common is that they are both good-looking, and they seem to be easy to attract others' favor. The difference is that the novice on the left
He has been shaved, and there are six scars on his bald head; the one on the right is wearing a monk's hat, with a long head hanging down to the waist, and is actually a woman.
"Senior sister, why are there female monks?" Su Anran showed off her fine style of asking questions when she doesn't understand, "Are they practicing joyful meditation?"
Among the people present, only Su Anran is currently a real white man.
I don't understand anything, and even my cultivation is completely blank.
So no matter how hard he lowered his voice, everyone present could still hear him clearly.
"Hahaha, little benefactor, Huanxi Zen is a practice of the Huanxi Sect." The great monk Xuanbei laughed loudly and said, "Although the Huanxi Sect and our Mahavairocana Sect once came from the same sect, they are now different from us.
There’s a difference.”
Fang Qianwen looked embarrassed and explained in a low voice: "The Great Sun Tathagata Sect is the orthodox lineage of Lingshan. They have two lines, one is Fo Chan and the other is Ci Du. Fo Chan does not accept female disciples, while Ci Du does the opposite.
"
Master Xuanbei looked at Su Anran with a smile, and then said, "Old Huang, is this child your illegitimate son?"
"Ha." Huang Zi sneered disdainfully, "How can my child be so useless?"
"That's true." Xuan Bei nodded with deep sympathy, "I told you back then that you were destined to be a Buddhist, but you still didn't believe it."
"Don't do this, I didn't get married because of personal reasons. I have a bullshit relationship with you Buddhists." Huang Zi curled his lips, looking arrogant.
"You can't say that..." Xuanbei shook his head, "You are still single. Obviously, the relationship has not been completed and the cause and effect has not been resolved. When I said that you were destined to me, I wanted you to settle the cause and effect. Isn't this fruitful?
It’s over, because it’s not over yet, so there’s no way to talk about the future.”
"Cause and cause, cause and effect, only if there is a cause, there will be an effect. Buddha and I don't even have a cause, so where can the effect come from?" Huang Zi said lightly, "You always say that Buddhism is a pure place. Since it is pure, why do you have to arrange for novice monks to go there every day?
clean."
"What you sweep is the place in front of the Buddha, and what you clean is the dust in your heart."
Su Anran looked at the two people who were fighting with dumbfounded expressions. He never expected that the monk's words that seemed to be a joke to him when they first met were actually a warning to Huang Zi.
"Okay, I don't know what you are worth." Huang Zi yawned, "This is my new disciple, let your disciple come and fight with him."
The great monk Xuanbei smiled and said, "Wiaoyan, go ahead."
The bald little novice took a step forward timidly, and then performed a namaste to Huang Zi, Fang Qianwen, and Su Anran in turn.
"The young monk has wonderful words, but I haven't asked the name of the benefactor yet."
Su Anran glanced at Huang Zi, who waved his hand lazily: "Look at what I do. If you lose, don't say you are my disciple."
"I'm Su Anran." Seeing Huang Zi's unreliable appearance, Su Anran knew that there was no need to count on him.
"Donor Su, the young monk came all the way with my master, and I would like to ask the benefactor to give me some advice."
"Okay." Su Anran scratched her head, "The wind blows and the flag moves. Dare I ask my little master, is it the wind that's moving or the flag that's moving?"
Hearing this, Fang Qianwen's face showed a slight embarrassment, Huang Zi simply turned dark, but the great monk Xuanbei grinned: "I really believe now that he is your disciple, not your illegitimate son, hahahaha
."
Su Anran was still confused, but Miaoyan already smiled slightly and said softly: "It's the donor's heart that is moving."
"Fuck!"
No matter how stupid Su Anran was, she still knew what was going on, and couldn't help but look back at Huang Zi.
"I have another question. I was gathering firewood to make a fire and boiling water, but halfway through the fire I realized that there was not enough firewood. May I ask my little master what to do?"
Miaoyan's smile became more sincere: "Why don't you pour out half of the water?"
Xuanbei's laughter became even louder.
Huang Zi's face turned darker.
Su Anran was already looking at Huang Zi with gritted teeth.
"Why are you so useless? You are from 2o19."
Suddenly hearing Huang Zi's voice, Su Anran knew that this must be the so-called sound transmission into the secret.
But what can he do? He doesn't know how to do this, so he can't fight back.
It's amazing that he traveled through time earlier than me. I've run out of memes and ideas, so what can I use to show off?
Women's clothing?
Su Anran became angrier the more she thought about it.
They say that traveling through time has deceived the master, but how could it be that the master has deceived his apprentice when he comes here?
Su Anran felt for the second time whether she really shouldn't time travel.
"As long as you win, I will give you a big gift package later!"
After hearing Huang Zi's words, Su Anran decided to fight.
"Excuse me, little master, how do you practice Zen on weekdays?"
This time, he didn't dare to use "dare to ask", fearing that he would be tricked by Huang Zi's nonsense again.
"As long as you have the Buddha in your heart, there is nothing you can do without practicing Zen." Miaoyan still clasped his hands together and spoke softly.
"Since you already have Buddha in your heart, young master, why do you still want to practice Zen?"
The smile on Miaoyan's face froze, and even the great monk Xuanbei couldn't help but frown.
"Buddha's teachings are profound and profound, and one cannot understand them without studying them."
"Since there is no enlightenment without participation, how can one achieve enlightenment?"
Miaoyan's face was no longer stiff, but looked as if he had eaten bitter melon.
"Alas." Xuanbei shook his head, "Why don't you thank the little benefactor."
Xuanbei's words were tantamount to admitting defeat.
Huang Zi suddenly burst into cheerful and proud laughter, showing a very arrogant attitude.
With a bitter look on his face, Miaoyan clasped his hands together and said timidly: "Thank you, little benefactor, the little monk has been taught."
Su Anran breathed a sigh of relief, and then couldn't help but look at the female disciple of Cidu Temple, wondering if there would be a second round.
Seemingly sensing the intention of Su Anran's gaze, the female monk also clasped her hands together and said, "The young monk's wonderful heart has been taught by Junior Brother Miaoyan."
"Little benefactor, I see your face, and you are also very close to my Buddha." Master Xuanbei suddenly reached out and took out a rosary and handed it to Su Anran, "If one day, the little benefactor intends to understand Buddhism, you can take this rosary."
Go to Xiaoling Mountain to find a poor monk, he can recommend you."
"Get lost." Huang Zi grabbed the rosary and waved his hand, "This is my disciple. Even my disciples want to pry. Be careful of me causing trouble for you."
Su Anran looked at Huang Zi with disdain. She said before that she was not his disciple and wanted to drive him away. Now when she saw that he was useful, she said that she was his disciple. Who the hell is this person?
