"You don't need to teach me to push the cart, it all depends on the buttocks to rock it; if you stretch your legs wide, your buttocks will rock happily..."
"Hahaha……"
…
Chen Fu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He checked some information a few days ago and found a proverb about awns. He thought it was very interesting, but he didn't know that it was ruined within two days.
After entering the dormitory, Li Hui yelled again, and he and Wang Shu laughed like idiots on the balcony.
"The water is boiling."
"Damn it, when did you come back?"
"First ass time."
"oh."
"Stop talking nonsense, catch fish, catch fish."
"I'll come, I'll come."
…
Chen Fu watched one of them come in to uncover the pot, and the other ran into the toilet and actually caught a fish. He couldn't help but be speechless.
"Get out of the way."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, one, two..."
Wang Shu held the lid, and Li Hui put the fish on the bubbling hot water with both hands. They both leaned back and tried to distance themselves from the pot, and then counted together.
Chen Fu stood at the door of the balcony, a little speechless, "Don't you want to kill?"
"What do you know? This is how crucian carp should be cooked to make it fresh."
"Just, hey, put it, put it, put it..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, one, two..."
Crucian carp?
Chen Fu took another look. Although it looked like a black carp, the tail of the carp was a little white? But before he said anything, the two of them shouted "three" in unison, and then Li Hui said
Throw the fish into the pot, and Wang Shu quickly closes the lid and holds it down.
Snap, snap.
The pot stirred a few times, then stopped.
"Oh perfect, give me five!"
The whole process lasted less than 5 seconds, and the cooperation was seamless. The two of them did not get splashed with any water, and they gave a high-five with great satisfaction.
Wang Shu thought for a moment and said, "Should you cook that one too?"
"do you want?"
"No." Chen Fu shook his head.
"Forget it, Brother Liang bought it, leave one for him."
"oh."
"Where's the noodles?"
"Here, two packs or three packs?"
"Five packs."
…
Chen Fu walked into the bathroom and saw the remaining crucian carp. While taking a bath, he stared at them for a while and felt that they were both mentally retarded. I don’t know if the one just now was a crucian carp, but this one was dark earth color, about
Two decimeters long and with short whiskers, it is clearly a carp.
But it tastes just as good.
After taking a shower, the two of them had already eaten. They cooked a large rice cooker without using a bowl. They just took off their chopsticks and ate happily around them.
Chen Fu felt strange, "Didn't you go out to eat?"
"What a shame, someone put me on the plane."
"oh."
"This soup is really fresh, why don't you have some?" Li Hui took a sip of the soup with a spoon and handed it to Wang Shu, but was rejected with disgust.
"don't want."
Chen Fu went to bed, took a copy of "Cai Gen Tan" and was about to read it when he suddenly thought of something and said: "You two remember to wash the pot. Who stuffed it under the bed without washing it last time? Brother Liang and I thought it was a dead mouse.
I’ve been looking for it for a long time.”
"It's definitely not me!"
Every word was correct, and both of them shook their heads firmly.
Chen Fu raised his middle finger.
"Give me the fish head..."
Before Wang Shu finished speaking, Li Hui had already picked up the fish head and stuffed it into his mouth before spitting it out. He handed it to him with a spoon and said very thoughtfully: "It's cold." Looking at the saliva flowing evenly on the fish head,
Wang Shu held out his chopsticks and thought for several seconds, and finally reluctantly gave up, "Bitch face!"
"Thanks."
Li Hui expressed his gratitude and started chewing.
"This meat is a bit old..."
"Still prickly."
"Nonsense, crucian carp is spiny."
thumping.
Just as the two were enjoying their meal, the door was suddenly thrown open. Chen Fu was so shocked that he turned his face and squinted his eyes, shook his head with a wry smile, and covered his ears.
Wang Shu waved his chopsticks immediately, "Hey brother Liang, let's eat noodles, eat noodles..."
Just after playing the ball, Luo Yongliang was covered in sweat. He didn't look at anyone and just walked through in a few strides. "Wait a minute, I'll take the fish out first."
Li Hui was sucking the fish brain and paused after hearing this.
"To whom..."
"My wife, she went home and brought it to her dad..."
Hereby.
The noodles near Wang Shu's mouth broke and fell back into the pot. Li Hui held half of the fish head in his mouth and looked at each other.
"Eh--"
Suddenly, Luo Yongliang's broken gong-like voice shook the entire dormitory building, "——My carp?!"
Li Hui stared and took half of the fish head into his mouth. Wang Shu looked at him and then looked down at the pot. Before he could recover, Luo Yongliang turned back again. He was over 1.8 meters tall and tall.
, covering most of the lights on the balcony, "Where's my carp! Have you seen my carp?"
Li Hui's cheeks bulged and his lips moved, "Oh my God, what a carp..."
"The carp I bought is white with feathers, pure four-feather white, black, and the wings are not fucked..."
He spoke too hastily, and classmate Luo danced with his hands and feet, slapping his hands a few times like a chicken, stuttering a little, "The shark's fins are a bit white, the back is white, and the tail is also white..."
"Okay, I don't think so..." Li Hui pursed his lips and showed a bulging smile, "Is there anything to eat..."
"What the hell, it's a koi carp! The best koi carp! I bought it at a fish show for more than 800 yuan..."
"cough……"
Li Hui almost squirted and quickly covered his mouth.
"No……"
Wang Shu shook his head before he finished speaking, raised his eyes to look at him, and twirled the pot with the chopsticks in his hand, lifting all the noodles to the top.
Luo Yongliang stared at the two of them for a few seconds, then changed his eyes.
"Didn't see it."
Chen Fu shrugged and turned a page of the book, "See if it jumped out and went somewhere."
Snapped.
With a slap on the forehead, Luo Yongliang pushed the door panel with a bang and ran out.
"Fuck..."
Wang Shu immediately lowered his head, picked up the noodles, and buried the bit of fish meat exposed in the pot. Li Hui went crazy, reached out and pushed him away, covered the pot, and stuffed it under the bed. Wang Shu suddenly realized,
But when I saw that there were still holes, I quickly collected the bags of the garbage basket and tied them tightly.
Chen Fu took a look and pointed at Li Hui's mouth, who just breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fuck..."
"No!"
Luo Yongliang came back and blocked the door, "I searched everything..." He stopped mid-sentence and stared at Li Hui who opened the garbage bag and was about to spit something into it.
Wang Shu looked at them intently.
Li Hui was quiet for a moment, then he opened his mouth, squeezed out some saliva, spit it into the bag, and then slowly tied the mouth of the bag again.
Luo Yongliang nodded, frowning with a look of disgust.
"did not find?"
"No, I can't find it!" Luo Yongliang remembered the business again and scratched his head impatiently, "I bought it in the afternoon and put it in the bucket..."
"I can't stand it anymore, so I'll cover it up again..."
"I can't hear what you said, what's in your mouth?"
"oh……"
Li Hui's expression looked like an egg had dropped. But under Luo Yongliang's gaze, he could only squirm his whole face and chew slowly with a smile. Gurgling, clicking... Although the sound was not loud, but occasionally
The sound of grinding bones and teeth sounded like a crunch.
Chen Fu and Wang Shu looked at it, their expressions changed. Chen Fu seemed to be watching a performance, while Wang Shu had a tragic expression, as if he was watching a martyr.
Goo.
His throat twitched, and when he swallowed, veins appeared on Li Hui's forehead. After that, he grinned with his teeth bared, his mouth full of blood, "Hey, hey..."
"You're bleeding..."
"ah?"
Li Hui touched his mouth, was stunned for a moment, and then licked it again, "Oh, it's okay, I'm a little angry."
"Are you sure it's in a bucket?" Chen Fu couldn't stand it anymore and touched his nose: "Did he jump into the toilet and run away?"
"Eh!"
Wang Shu nodded immediately and agreed very seriously: "It's possible!"
"No way--"
Luo Yongliang collapsed a little when he heard this. His whole face was filled with the struggle of life and death, "Are you so unlucky? You are playing with me..."
"Isn't there another one?"
"That's silver tea. They sold the leftovers and gave them to me." Luo Yongliang leaned against the door panel, almost paralyzed.
Li Hui said weakly: "Look for another one?"
Luo Yongliang was about to cry but had no tears, "I'm looking for a hair. I saw one with black feathers and white feathers at the fish exhibition. I begged the boss for a long time before he would sell it to me..."
"Send me something else..."
"What the hell, you don't know, my father-in-law doesn't have any hobbies. He just started raising koi fish after reading online about bringing good luck to koi fish in the past two years..."
Didi.
Luo Yongliang stopped quickly, reached into his trouser pocket and took out his mobile phone. Then he changed his attitude, his expression made a 180-degree turn, and he whispered softly: "Hey wife, where are you... OK, OK, I'm sorry, please come out."
Something happened, a small matter, I came down to tell you, come down now, don’t be angry..."
"Aren't you going to take the fish with you?"
"Taimao, it's more than ten yuan for something to be given away, so it's better to cook it and eat it." Luo Yongliang said dejectedly and went out with a gloomy look on his face.
…
After a few seconds of silence. After confirming that the person had left, Chen Fu raised his head again and stretched out two fingers towards Li Hui and Wang Shu. Although they were reluctant, the two of them had nothing to say and each said 'OK'
Gesture. Then Li Hui pulled the rice cooker out from under the bed.
Wang Shu was stunned, "You still want to eat?"
"nonsense……"
Li Hui opened the lid, picked up the spoon and took a sip of the soup, muttering: "More than 800 yuan of instant noodles, this one mouthful only costs dozens of yuan..."