A city with flashing neon lights at night, and low and thick dark clouds. This city has always been like this, but it seems that there has never been sunshine.
Night activities here are always very dangerous. Everyone is a member of the steel jungle, either a hunter or a prey.
A couple and their son had just watched "Zorro" in the cinema. At this time, people in the city were marching because of an incident caused by a clown. They had to take a darker alley to another road, where there were
The loyal butler Alefold was waiting for them in the car.
But in the alley, they were attacked by thugs. A man wearing a clown mask shot at the man and woman in order to steal money.
The young child had a nervous breakdown. He only remembered his mother's scattered pearl necklace and a seven-star ladybug that violated his biological clock and flew past him for some reason.
...........
This time, Su Ming simply stopped reading. He knew the end just by looking at the beginning.
That kid must be named Bruce Wilson, because his parents were killed and he grew up and decided to change the city.
So he became a mercenary, using the black and red colors of the ladybug he saw as his uniform, and named him Deadpool.
The two of them stood in the darkness at the far end of the alley. The gangster had just ran past them. Su Ming just sighed and said to Wade calmly: "I have something to tell you."
"Huh? What's wrong Slade?" Wade stopped what he was doing. He had planned to adjust time and follow the growth experience of Deadpool.
"Batman has recently been infected with the laughing virus and clown toxin, and his mental state is very unstable." Su Ming pulled Wade out of the alley and blended into the parade of clowns. Two men in uniforms blended into the masked men.
Nothing out of the ordinary, just like a Halloween parade.
"...So?" Wade's eyes widened. He didn't understand why his cousin talked about what happened next door.
Su Ming shook his head at him, his tone full of sympathy: "Then you should know that if the crazy Batman wants to climb over the wall and beat you, he will definitely be able to do it, right?"
"Hmm, because he is Batman...Fuck!" Wade took a breath and hit his head hard: "How could I forget this? You must protect me.
, I don’t want to spend my whole life lying in bed at such a young age, 嘤嘤嘤.”
"Who told you to always refuse to let Martha go? Do you know how many times the Waynes have died? I understand that these timelines are generated by your imagination and can be regarded as some kind of unformed parallel world.
You want to graft a certain episode onto the current timeline of the 40K universe and use it as your own origin story. But you can’t copy Superman, The Flash and Batman. The Justice League is not that easy to do.”
Su Ming carefully helped Wade analyze the tragic fate he might face.
On the one hand, although the barrier between Marvel and DC is a natural chasm, it is definitely not insurmountable. On the other hand, he has to do it before Wade copies Diana's origin story and makes him completely disgusted.
Completely interrupt his behavior.
Wade nodded quickly and helped him adjust the parameters on his belt: "You're right, let's run away quickly, DC is really too dark."
Then the two lights disappeared into the crowded crowd, and only a few clowns around them screamed.
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The Wilson child is a nerd. Not only is he thin and short-sighted, he also always blushes when talking.
His parents died in a plane crash, and he lived with his uncle and aunt. Like every loser, his greatest pleasure, besides playing video games with his fat friends, was to spy on the beautiful girl across from him changing her clothes.
The girl was his good friend's wife, and she was just polite to him like an acquaintance, but this gave him the illusion that the girl was interested in him.
So when the school organized students to visit the biological laboratory of the Osborne Group, he went along with his camera, hoping to take a picture of the girl so that he could 'use' it at home.
The girl was naive and simple, and did not realize his sinister intentions. Instead, she graciously allowed him to take pictures.
Maybe God couldn't see it, but when the little boy pressed the shutter with trembling fingers, a black and red spider, like a black widow, fell from the ceiling...
After being bitten, the boy became stupefied. Not only was he no longer short-sighted, he no longer struggled to climb five floors in one breath. He was not the kind of spider that climbed the wall from outside the building. He still climbed the stairs, mainly because his body was too strong before.
Deficiency, kidney failure.
The spider venom corroded all of his skin. Although it gave him super self-healing ability, it also left him disfigured.
There was no way to go to school, and his uncle happened to die because of a robbery. So in order to avenge his uncle, he made a black and red uniform. After killing his enemy, he chose to run away and work as a mercenary to make a living...
"how about this?"
Wade, who was observing the whole process through the space-time belt, asked Su Ming with some embarrassment. He thought the story was good.
Su Ming was too lazy to hit Wade.
Seeing the beautiful neighbor going to work, with the dead ringer following him sneakily, Deathstroke shook his head: "I know your relationship with Peter is as solid and reliable as Brokeback Mountain, but putting his name on yours? It's a bit disgusting.
Yes, brother."
Wade scratched his head and sounded very confused: "Isn't Wilson also your last name? Peter won't blame me. His things are mine, and mine are still mine. He and I have no distinction between each other.
"
"Thinking about this makes me even more disgusting." Su Ming looked at Wade with dead fish eyes: "I'm just here to help you. Since you are so pitiful, I won't charge you anything, but if you keep doing this,
I really don’t care about you anymore.”
"No, no, let's change it to another one."
Wade hurriedly held the death knell. How could he gain popularity without his cousin?
The last time he was playing in the water with Death, he was caught by Thanos and kicked out of the Garden of Death. He will definitely not be able to go back in a short time.
There is no hope of staying together for a long time, so he must continue to live until he is sure to die completely.
There will always be a day when Thanos relaxes his vigilance, and there will always be a chance for Wade to see death. Having an affair is like stealing anything else. You can only catch thieves every day, but there is no way to guard against thieves every day.
So as Wade operated again and again, the two jumped back and forth in different time segments.
Su Ming saw a lot of copycat creativity again.
‘Deadpool’? He is the burly Deadpool who has been exposed to military gamma ray radiation and has no skin at all.
‘Dead Samurai’? That was the Dead Samurai who used too much force when he lifted the Meow Meow Hammer, breaking the skin all over his body.
‘Deadpool’? That’s the black version of Wakanda’s Deadpool, who drinks heart-shaped grass and sheds his skin. Who knows how Wade came up with this kind of thing.
There are also a lot of various mutant Deadpools, Inhuman Deadpools, Vampire Deadpools, etc...
Su Ming couldn't help but understand Wade. He understood that Wade wanted to make up an origin story for himself, but Wade alone would never be able to handle this matter. He didn't even think about it normally.