"Why did you come back? Do you know how anxious I was to wait?" Wade, who was carrying a mysterious substance, wiped his body with a few large leaves, and said with a resentful look on his face: "I'm in the belly of the monster.
I heard from the audience that you had returned to DC, and I was so frightened that I jumped out and even my uniform fell into its belly."
At this time, Deadpool looked like a pile of rotten meat. He had no other clothes except the mask. There were some yellow and green unknown substances hanging on his already rotten body. His whole body exuded several times more energy than before.
The stench.
Su Ming could only let Zhuo Sha block his nose in the mask first to show respect, while the others had already gone aside to vomit. They had seen with their own eyes how Wade returned to the world through the 'natural passage'
witness.
Witnessing the indescribable horrific facts, their spirits were strongly impacted, and their worldview and outlook on life were all subverted. Ulysses vomited back and muttered with a blank look:
"Why? Why is this happening? Oh! I saw the cycle of life! The truth of this world!"
He seems to be a little crazy, but he doesn't know whether he is temporarily crazy or permanently crazy?
Su Ming can't help them. He's not a psychiatrist. Let them recover on their own.
He could only take out a few bottles of mineral water from his pocket and throw them on the ground, asking Wade to wash them away: "I'm back, why are you so resentful?"
Wade glanced at him, picked up the mineral water, twisted it and poured it on his head. He wiped his face with his free hand as if taking a bath, with a look of fear on his face.
"I heard from the audience over there that if you had walked five seconds later, you would have been caught by Wonder Woman. Once you were entangled by her, you would have had to save the world. Then you would have
If you lose me, your teammates will all be trapped here and suffer."
Su Ming curled his lips, it was not that exaggerated. Although these people could not control the undead army after he left and could not continue the expedition, there were coordinates of retreat in Monaco, so it was still possible to escape from here.
"I'm back now, calm down."
Wade shook his head and scratched his creak: "You don't know what kind of tragedy happened to your little DC friend who dressed like me, dressed like me, and had a handsome appearance like me after you left?"
"What happened to Barry?"
Su Ming frowned. It was right for Barry to offer sacrifices to heaven when something happened, but to offer sacrifices to heaven, Su Ming needed to be present.
Now Batman is not here, neither is Dachao, nor is Su Ming himself, so I can’t enjoy the Heavenly Sacrifice BUFF. It’s like playing LOL, and your teammates haven’t been resurrected yet. What’s the point of dying together with Dalong?
"That woman held one of his hands and asked him to explain why he let you go and where you went. He couldn't tell her anything." Wade looked sad, and yellow water stains wetted a large area of the ground.
: "The old man with the white beard pulled his other hand and insisted on showing him French fries and talking about joining the franchise... He was about to be torn in half, so cruel and dark.
"
Su Ming narrowed his eyes and stared at Wade's muddy face. He didn't ask until he turned away guiltily.
"When did you start to know what happened in DC?"
"Hey, I was shocked. You were staring at me so straightly. I thought you finally couldn't restrain your inner animal desires and wanted to pick my anus." Wade wiped his forehead and drank the diluted liquid.
Xiang Shui threw it aside: "It was a long time ago, right? Ever since you lowered the multiverse over there from four dimensions to three dimensions, I can hear the voices of the audience over there, but there are a lot of things that I can't understand. They
What do you mean you call me a green light traitor?”
"It's just that you are taking the blame for yourself on Earth 199999. Don't worry about those details. Continue, can you enter the DC world?"
Su Ming crossed his arms and asked a more critical question. If the genuine cousin could be used in DC, many problems would become much easier.
Wade looked at the tree crown above his head and thought for a while. His eyes met the insects on the tree for a while, and then he shook his head.
"No, you also know that I am not you, and there is no way to get through the hole in the origin wall. And leaving Marvel means that Thanos' curse and death care will be ineffective, and my cancer will be gone in three hours.
I died a miserable death, with vomiting blood, bleeding from all my orifices, and incontinence of urine and feces."
"What if I can explain the death over there?" Su Ming hesitated for a moment, then said this.
Wade exhaled like a donkey, his lower lip made a bald grunting sound, and his head shook faster: "I heard that the one over there is completely different from my dear hot girl. She will only send me away with a smile.
I will be reincarnated without any extra care for you and me."
"If I can find Lucifer and Sandman, there may be a way to reach a multi-party deal." Su Ming smacked his lips and changed his mind.
Wade wanted to reach out and pat him, but was quickly dodged, and had to continue flushing himself: "Slade, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I'm afraid... I don't have the ability to spend that money.
Earn, only you can."
Su Ming rubbed his face. In fact, he had a solution.
That is to physically drag Wade to DC. If he is not decomposed by the void and the world wall, you can let him die there, and then use the genuine black light ring to resurrect him into a black light corpse.
Then negotiate a deal with the spirit of the white lamp, and use the power of the main lamp furnace to resurrect the black lamp zombies.
Then go find Sandman and fictionalize the origin of Deadpool in DC from the land of dreams. With his own Wilson, the DC world will not be too exclusive of another Wilson.
Then find the midnight doctor to cure Wade's cancer within three hours, and then find death so that Deadpool can regain his immortality.
There is a method, but the operation is too... troublesome and too uncertain. If any step fails, all the efforts will be wasted.
What's more, Wade can only be regarded as an unconventional weapon, a tool for some special situations, and the combat effectiveness he can provide is not much.
The Laughing Bat is already a "typhoon landing at the doorstep". That's crazy. Do you expect him to vomit when he sees Wade?
He can beat Wade until he vomits, after all, he is Batman.
This is only possible because Deadpool has special characteristics. After all, if this method doesn't work, you can still take him back to Marvel and he can be resurrected. Others don't have this condition.
The only person Su Ming can take with him now is Xili, but that little girl also doesn't have much fighting power and needs additional transformation.
Besides, she has been with Geralt in the past few years, acting as a warrior of darkness... and has nothing to do with it.
As expected, it was still too late. He sighed and changed the subject: "Let's not talk about that anymore. I consulted professionals and found a way to deal with the chicken and cow monster. I will tell you the plan next.
Let’s implement it together.”
"Okay, cousin." Wade knelt on the ground, climbed to the door of the monster's cave, rummaged through a pile of things, picked out his belt, and crawled back again.
He took out a new uniform from his pocket. He said it was new. He had worn it a month ago and had not washed it. He had thrown it aside. He wore the two uniforms in turn, always choosing the one that was slightly cleaner.
My whole body is full of ulcers and pus, so washing clothes is just a waste of time. I just have to make do with being dirty.
Putting on the red jumpsuit, he jumped as expected, confirming that his bones were all grown and his head was in the correct position: "I'm ready, I'm as powerful as a fully charged remote-controlled vibrator.
Absolutely, this time it will definitely make this monster happy. Tell me, what is the plan?"
Su Ming began to take out things from his pocket and put them on Deadpool.
"This is a powerful flashlight, this is a flash bomb, this is a candle, and this, the illumination scroll, take them all."
Wade was holding a lot of things, and a series of question marks popped up on his head.