"Hello, three grams of oil, three grams of oil verymuch."
Su Ming spoke English with a very weird accent, which made Kuangxiao stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer.
However, Su Ming didn't need him to answer. Instead, he clumsily danced a very ugly dance with his feet, and his limbs were as stiff as a doll with missing joints.
He started singing while dancing, but it was very off-key: "Indian rice noodles, how are you? I will give each of you a free rice bracelet, are you OK? Three grams of oil."
The smile on the Laughing Bat's face gradually disappeared. This was too unpleasant to hear. It was just noise compared to Barbatos's screams...
Anyway, Su Ming was determined to delay time. In a world like American comics, if you want to delay time, you have to sing and dance. That's right.
If you change your painting style, others will be confused.
If possible, he would like to sing the theme song of "Frozen", but he still knows how good his singing level is.
It is impossible to sing such difficult songs, so I can only sustain my life by singing ghostly and animal songs.
Sure enough, the Laughing Bat was confused for a moment. Deathstroke's abnormal behavior made him confused and he didn't know how to proceed with the topic.
He knows that this death knell is the source of everyone's uncontrollability, but where does it come from? India?
This was Su Ming's temporary tactic. On the one hand, he delayed time, and on the other hand, he tested how crazy the laughter was. If he was crazy enough, and Su Ming danced with him, he would definitely not refuse.
It depends on how deeply the clown virus affects him. If he can still control it, he will definitely refuse it. But if he becomes seriously ill, even if he doesn't admit it, the clown in him will definitely not refuse fun things.
Yes, dealing with Batman requires careful planning, but dealing with the Joker requires being crazier than he is.
Mr. Lu Xun once said - 'Madmen must be dealt with by madmen.'
That's what Su Ming is doing now. He dances like a tiger and sings to the top of his lungs.
"Are you OK?"
"Three grams of oil."
"Three grams of oil verymuch."
The Laughing Bat held his hands in front of his chest and tilted his head to watch him dance. What he originally wanted to say was swallowed by him.
Is such a person really the one who killed several other Batmans? Is it someone whose conspiracy was ignored by him? In fact, the DC editors did not leave?
He decided to wait and see what happens. No matter who has the conspiracy, it will gradually reveal its flaws over time.
I have to say that the Laughing Bat simply thinks too much and has too much information, so this kind of problem sometimes occurs.
And for some unknown reason, the death knell was terribly unpleasant to sing, but the song seemed to be poisonous. He laughed so hard that he even wanted to take the initiative to answer him.
“i’mfine,andyou”
Not to mention the magical dance, he couldn't help but want to show Deathstroke what real dancing was. Deathstroke's dance was as unsightly as a zombie resurrected.
I can't stand it, I can't stand it. Although everyone is trying to delay time, this dance is simply staining the eyes...
While he was thinking, Su Ming ended the dance with a high-speed spinning movement, and pretended to bow to the air around him.
After accepting the non-existent applause, he raised his chin at the Laughing Bat provocatively across the open space in the middle.
For the Laughing Bat, delaying time is necessary. He has something to say to Bruce in the main world, and the Dome is broken, so he is not worried that others can escape.
He is not afraid of death, but he has something he wants to tell Bruce in the main world.
This is a seed. As long as Bruce begins to doubt the reality of the world, then this will be the most powerful virus.
Having made up his mind, the Laughing Bat immediately accepted the challenge, stepped down from the chair in front of the Brother Eye Equipment, chased away several Robin Hounds around him, lowered his head to find an open space, and began his song and dance performance.
The Laughing Bat wore a tight-fitting leather jacket. Su Ming originally thought he was following a gothic style, but to his surprise, he actually sang a song he had never heard before and danced a shuffle.
The singing was terrible, like scratching glass with fingernails. He laughed too much and his voice was completely ruined.
But I have to say that he dances much better than Su Ming. It seems that he is a person who often danced in the past, and his dance coordination is not even the slightest bit better than Su Ming.
Although the terrifying smile on his face is a little embarrassing, his skills must also be affirmed.
However, Su Ming's attention was no longer on it. Although it looked like he was holding his chest and laughing wildly like a dancing opponent, in fact, he was waiting for news from Barry and making his own calculations in his mind.
I don't know if Barry succeeded. If the first step of the plan cannot be completed, then all the rest will be in vain.
We have no choice but to buy some more time. I hope Batman and the others will move quickly and come over for support. Just one Flash from any world can come over.
The Laughing Bat quickly ended his dance, and at the same time came back with provocation. He turned his head to let several of his Robins applaud, and immediately gained the upper hand.
He likes situations where there is an audience, but his Robins are now in a state of confusion. They don't even understand what applause means. They will just do it, and then sit on the ground gasping for air, sticking out their tongues, and bleeding.
With black saliva.
Diana, who was tied to a stone pillar on the side, had actually woken up a long time ago. She was very happy to see the death knell arriving, and planned to join forces to defeat the Laughing Bat.
Unexpectedly, Su Ming started dancing as soon as she disagreed. She didn't have a chance to speak at all, and the Laughing Bat really did this, and the two of them actually started dancing awkwardly.
Now her little mouth and eyes were wide open. She had never seen a battle like this before. What was this? She could only stare at the development of the scene in stunned silence. For a while, she forgot everything she planned to say...
...
"Did you lose...Barry, hurry up, I can't hold on anymore..."
Su Ming also kept thinking in his heart that he really didn't have any artistic talent, and Slade certainly didn't have it either.
But as long as Kuangxiao keeps winning, he will subconsciously be willing to continue the competition. This is human nature.
Su Ming's greed for victory and confidence in success kept amplifying his inner thoughts and unknowingly led him into a pit.
But the Laughing Bat may react at any time, or get tired of this game.
In such a battlefield where they cannot harm each other, the Laughing Bat is now isolated and helpless, and Su Ming has hundreds of people on his side. He feels that delaying time is more beneficial to him.
Presumably the heroes will soon reverse the tuning fork of the universe, mobilize the power of everyone on earth through x-metal resonance to repair the blood domain, and raise the main world back to its original position.
And Su Ming must ensure that the Laughing Bat cannot realize this key, and at the same time buy Barry time...
"Not bad, you're pretty cool. I like you."
After the Laughing Bat finished dancing, Su Ming nodded, pretending to be dissatisfied, took off his helmet and threw it aside in order to confuse Laughing with his expression.
"Then let me ask you, do you have your own freestyle?"
Still not waiting for a maniacal reply, Su Ming closed his eyes, lowered his head and began to perform his rap song intoxicatedly.
"Medicine, medicine, check it out! On Sunday, I went shopping and walked around and met two..."
Of course, his skills were extremely poor and unbearable, and even Diana looked sad. Not to mention the Laughing Bat, his laughter was uglier than his crying.
Su Ming was just stalling for time, so why did he care about their gaming experience? He just wanted to know that he could stall for another three or two minutes.
But Barry had better come back soon. If he doesn't come back, he will have to compete with Laughter in pop songs and bel canto.
In short, we must not let him use his brain to bring everyone to the level of a lunatic.
As everyone knows, laughing wildly is also an idea to delay time. The two of them each have their own plans, so they start to dance strangely and logically.