"Hehehe, have you figured it out? This can only mean one thing... you are not me, you are not Batman, you are neither!"
The clown was originally talking to the Laughing Bat with a smile, but suddenly his tone turned cold and he spat hard.
He kept spitting until his mouth was dry, and he bent over and started to cough dryly.
Not just anyone can become Batman by putting on a black leather suit, nor can anyone become the Joker by putting on a smile on his face.
Guys like the Laughing Bat are just imitators. Not only do they imitate themselves, they also want to replace Batman.
Damn it.
You must kill Bruce before he comes back, otherwise you will be completely embarrassed!
His smile is different from mine. Gotham only needs one kind of smile...
All kinds of thoughts flashed through the clown's crazy mind, and some hallucinations appeared. He seemed to see Batman and the Laughing Bat fighting in a ball, while he could only hide in the corner and bite his handkerchief.
Batman: "Let's go. Dealing with the Laughing Bat has taken up too much of my time. I don't have time to care about you anymore."
Laughing Bat: "Hahaha, if you lose, I am Batman's greatest enemy. It's time for you to retire."
Nightwing: "I'm going to help Batman. We're tired of your tricks. The big bad guy who wants to destroy the multiverse is laughing like crazy."
Damian: "You are so profitable, Uncle J. Go back to the countryside and join a circus to retire."
Barbara: "You are not scary at all. Citizens now love the dark theories of the Laughing Bat. Your chaotic methods are outdated."
Catwoman: "Come on, you can come to Bruce and I's wedding. Anyway, you are no longer a threat."
Countless familiar heroes appeared, and no one cared about him anymore.
In the past, they would beat him up and feed him his favorite big-eared dog, but now they regard him as nothing.
They rushed towards the Laughing Bat, surrounded him and threw him high, laughing together in the night, leaving only the clown in the corner, alone under the dim street lamp...
This hallucination was so real that it made the clown tremble all over. He would rather die than let it happen!
Batman's Joker must be him, and it can only be him. Only he can play with bats.
This extra thing is a knock-off product that comes out of nowhere...
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die...
The clown's thoughts are sometimes easy to guess, and his expressions are very rich. At this time, Su Ming seemed to see the words on his face.
For some reason, the clown seems to want to make him laugh to death, but that's fine.
The Joker's fighting ability is average, but his assorted little toys can always hold Batman back, and the Dionysus factor allows him to heal himself. The more he beats him, the happier he gets, and he can attract attention by talking nonsense.
Seeing the opportunity, Su Ming immediately stuck to him again, his sword constantly greeting Kuangxiao.
Both parties knew that the God Killer could not hurt him, so Su Ming showed that he wanted to take back the Night Sword, which made Kuangxiao focus more on their weapons.
The Laughing Bat's previous climb did see the Joker and Batman joining forces and they defeated him.
But he originally thought that the world had changed a long time ago and such a scene would never happen again, but now the Joker + Deathstroke are more difficult to deal with than the Joker + Batman.
It seems that the changed future may not always be good...
He thought he would be relieved after catching the clown and confirming that he would be unconscious for a long time, but he didn't expect that this madman always surprises people.
Is there any tactic like knocking oneself out, delivering it to the enemy, and then pretending to be unconscious to peek at it?
Yes, a clown can do such a thing.
But this is not a tactic or a long-planned plan, the clown is just doing it for fun.
Under Su Ming's offensive, he retreated step by step. Su Ming wanted to knock off his weapon. He could only try his best to avoid this.
The clown, on the other hand, kept fumbling with his suit far behind him, digging into every pocket, and even opening the collar to look inside the suit.
"That's weird, where did I put it? Hehehe, Mr. Spoon is going to be angry now."
"Joker, what are you doing?"
While Su Ming was attacking, he reminded the clown that this was a battlefield, and if he wanted to go crazy, he would have to wait for another time.
"Did you see my colored pencils? I can't live without them!"
As he spoke, he scratched his green hair and looked at Su Ming with tears in his eyes, with helplessness on his face.
The madman's words are not that easy to understand, but fortunately the person who heard them was Su Ming.
The clown is not looking for a pen or a fork to match his spoon, but a weapon.
He likes to stab people with pens, any pen, pencil, or ballpoint pen will do. When he needs a weapon, he will think of pens immediately.
The gun is not good. It doesn't make people happy in the killing process. It doesn't scream. It dies too quickly. He usually doesn't use it.
He had secretly observed it, and he knew that the Laughing Bat was special and could not be harmed by ordinary weapons, so he needed a 'colored pencil'.
In his chaotic mind, colored pencils are colorful, and colorful things represent more powerful, and more powerful weapons can hurt the Laughing Bat.
His original intention was to need a powerful weapon.
A series of thoughts flashed through Su Ming's mind, and he immediately threw the dagger behind him to the clown.
This was a pair of promethium metal daggers that Cindy snatched from Claw Zero on Earth Minus 11. Su Ming took one of them as a spare.
It's just that he usually doesn't use short weapons, but now they are suitable for clowns.
The Joker's commonly used weapons include folding knives, an acid corsage on his chest, stun guns in his gloves, and because he was beaten too many times by Batman, he also uses batarangs.
He caught the dagger thrown by Su Ming, took it out of the sheath, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hehe, there is a bird up here. Its eyes are so big. It is looking at me, hahaha."
It held the dagger with the tips of its two fingers, laughed loudly at the decoration on it, and moved its big mouth to kiss the owl relief on the handle until it turned blood red.
He tilted his head and walked slowly towards the Laughing Bat with three unsteady steps. He kept laughing and made gestures on him with the tip of his dagger from a distance, as if he was choosing a place to strike.
"Hehe...hehe...suck..."
This dagger was threatening, and the Laughing Bat felt it. He could feel where the clown looked, and it felt like a needle pricking him.
The clown kept licking his lips as if he was planning to eat him alive.
Kuangxiao was thinking about ways to escape, but Su Ming would not give him a chance.
A thought flashed through his mind, and the God Killer in his hand instantly turned into two scimitars. With one in each hand, Su Ming launched a violent attack towards Kuangxiao.
He completely ignored the attack of the Laughing Bat, with a posture of exchanging injuries for injuries. After all, he still had x-metal bones in his body, and the Night Sword could not cut through his bones.
Using the power of his soul to control all his ribs into one piece, as if wearing X-metal inner armor, he now has an overwhelming advantage over the Laughing Bat.
The clown also came over like a shadow. When the Laughing Bat was busy avoiding, he would suddenly stab him with a knife, and he would never stop talking rubbish.
Now, Su Ming only needs to concentrate on attacking, and the task of assisting with Mouth Escape will be handed over to the clown.