Su Ming took out a bottle of strong wine and poured it into his mouth to calm his twitching stomach, and whispered to the ambush bug beside him.
The old devil and old Deng are too gay, almost poisonous. Fortunately, their willpower is comparable to that of Batman, and ordinary people would not be able to withstand it.
Of course, except for crazy people, for example, the ambush bug was photographed with gusto and was very involved.
"I think it's okay, or I'm not surprised at all." Ambush showed off his professionalism as a news anchor, and his information was very well-informed: "Alan, the first Green Lantern, was the first person to publicly come out as gay, and Sea Storm Garth seemed to
He's also gay, and Apollo and Midnighter are even more gay! By the way, your otherworldly counterpart, that old man Deathstroke? His son seems to have come out as gay too."
"Tsk! Let them do whatever they want. Anyway, my attitude is that I neither agree nor object. In the world I control, people should have the right to choose." Su Ming took out a cigarette again, holding a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other, lowering his head to Gao Xing
Grindelwald waved and walked away.
The ambush bug followed. The black rainstorm night gave him black eyes. He turned off the camera and whispered: "Actually, only useless tools have the right to choose, right? If it was useful to you, you would have used other people's tools long ago."
The future is all planned, such as brainwashing or hypnosis."
Su Ming glanced at him: "If you dare to speak out, I will make your life worse than death. I am best at dealing with people with super self-healing abilities. Cutting people into minced meat and throwing them into a manure pit and stirring them is just the basics. You don't want to know how to die."
What does the Qiaoqiao set meal look like?”
The ambush bug made a zipper motion on its mouth and raised three fingers to swear to God.
"Why are you talking about this? Strong people all have secrets. Channel 52 pays the most attention to protecting other people's privacy! The most it can do is secretly film Batman and Catwoman having sex..."
"The discussion on this matter ends here. Give me a copy of the disgusting video of gay sex. It will be useful for some people in the future..."
Su Ming took a long puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette butt into the puddle on the ground and extinguished it, then walked towards the lichs who came out of the portal again.
The ambush bug stood there, watching Deathstroke quickly leave the side. He shook his head slightly and muttered:
"Darkness, it's really too dark, aren't you right, Mahjong?"
The camera drone named 'Mahjong' buzzed in the heavy rain and floated up and down feebly, as if agreeing with his statement.
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"Principal, please pause your reminiscing for a moment. My people are still waiting for the Deathly Hallows."
The "psychic attack tape" that can make people sick to the point of vomiting has been obtained. The next time you want to attack someone else's sanity, you don't necessarily have to rely on your little cousin.
Maybe this kind of painful thing can be used to trade with Maggie, and this is what she likes.
With the evidence of the close relationship between the two in his hands, he no longer has to worry about the two old men being dissatisfied with Hermione's rule and jumping out to cause trouble.
Both Grindelwald and Dumbledore relied on reputation. If their reputations were tarnished, neither of them would be able to make any trouble.
Having the pornographic video in hand is equivalent to holding their hand. Even if they want to go back on their word in the future to prevent the world from being annexed, it will be useless. As long as this thing is exposed, the magic world will never believe their words again.
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Although the old man is grateful to him now and the relationship seems to be good, don't overestimate the integrity of the Dark Lord. It is necessary to take precautions in advance.
Su Ming is not Batman. He can trust others, but this is conditional trust. You have to ensure that the development of the situation does not get out of control, right?
For example, now, he has accomplished multiple things with one stone, and the Supreme Mage is in a good mood.
He stretched out his hand and asked Dumbledore for the three holy artifacts, namely the Elder Wand, the Cloak of Invisibility, and the Resurrection Stone.
In fact, Su Ming could acquire these three items at the beginning, but he was not sure whether the God of Death would come to his door if he collected all these items.
If you are not prepared, it is safer to let Dumbledore keep it first.
The principal has not died holding the sacred weapon for so many years, so it seems safe.
Now that part of the simulated magic network has been set up, Larocque said that if the gods come, they will be killed to show the speaker, so the time is ripe and the plan can continue.
"What are you going to do?" Dumbledore's eyes swept over the faces of the lich skeletons. As expected of him, he didn't panic at all and even sat on someone else's tombstone with his legs crossed: "Also,
'Your people' aren't really people at all, are they? You once told me that you also have a magic school called Karma Taj, but I didn't expect that your skeleton professor is more powerful than the ghosts of Hogwarts.
many."
"They are not professors, they are magic scholars who specialize in research. It is better for students to be taught by living people." Su Ming took a sip of wine, handed the bottle to Strangler, took out the check and signed a Muggle check: "
This is the settlement fee for you and the old man. As for the next step, the masters will summon the God of Death, and I will negotiate a deal with him."
Dumbledore is actually not short of money. He comes from a pure-blood family and is one of the famous magic families. His family has plenty of money.
But if he and Grindelwald both fake their own deaths and live in seclusion, the money won't be able to be used, and Muggle bank savings will have to be used to keep it more confidential.
They all understood this and took the check, which confirmed that the transaction was established.
The headmaster took out three things from the hat that he had cast a silent stretching spell on, took them in his hand and looked at them. The rain fell on them, reflecting all kinds of light.
Finally he let go of his Elder Wand, but since the transfer of ownership of this thing required defeating the original owner, he had to let Professor Wilson 'take it away'.
"Master Larocco, let me try my method to summon the God of Death first."
Su Ming dug a small hole in the wet grass, put three things in it, and at the same time said to the big lich watching the fun beside him.
Larocque was good at it, and he also wanted to see what the Speaker, who couldn't use any magic in this world, could do.
Deathstroke took out a wooden sign from his pocket, turned the Godslayer into a carving knife, and quickly wrote a few words on the sign.
‘The Spirit of Death’.
Then he inserted the wooden sign next to the small hole containing the three sacred vessels, and then took out incense candles, fruits, pig heads and other tributes from his pocket, and began to arrange them under the awning that the cloak turned into.
The burning sandalwood was inserted in the incense burner, and as soon as the paper figures and horses burned, he began to shout into the hole in the ground, his voice was very friendly:
"God of Death? Honey, are you at home? Open the door, I'm here to negotiate terms."
Dumbledore swayed on the tombstone, as if he almost fell off. He glanced at Grindelwald, his eyes filled with helplessness.
If this is the way to find God in the plan, the success rate doesn’t seem to be high, right?
Grindelwald smiled and told him to calm down. He knew what kind of person Deathstroke was and never did anything without reason.
After a few minutes, when there was still no movement, Su Ming picked up the Three Sacred Artifacts from the hole in the ground, let him eat all the tributes, turned to Larocque and said:
"Okay, it has been determined that this god of death cannot perceive things in the mortal world, cannot read the thoughts of humans present, cannot respond to prayers, and is not even a false god... Notify Sepurk and the spider network to start
It's overloaded. Come and activate the revised version of the 'Casas Divine Enlightenment Technique' and drag him out for me."
Larocque's skull gums bumped up and down a few times, as if smiling. He accepted the speaker's arrangement, took the three holy weapons and began to prepare to cast spells.