With vicious words in his mouth, Wade snatched Thor and Loki's potato chips, hemp cigarettes, and the flowers from Loki's ears.
Loki was shocked. This was the first time he saw a mortal dare to take back the tribute offered to the gods. At that time, he wanted to go crazy.
But considering that I have lost my divine power, it will be okay.
Speaking of which, my body is really fragile after losing my divine power. The hallucinogens in this world made me lose my mind. Fortunately, I was awakened in time.
It is impossible to return to the fairy palace in a short time. The top priority now is how to survive with Thor and survive in human society, so we must use human methods.
Thor didn't realize anything and just yawned: "Don't you still worship us?"
Wade turned off the TV angrily: "I don't owe you anything. From today on, you have to pay me for food, water, clothing, accommodation, and toilet use! If you don't have money, I will drive you to the sewers."
Keep company with rats and cockroaches.”
Thor showed an aggrieved look: "Didn't you get all the money for my dance last time? Tony didn't pay you the bill?"
"...That's not important! In short, SHIELD has not been searching for you for so many days, so you must be safe. I will take you out to find jobs. Don't follow these hippies. Their families have plenty of money.
It’s just that I have nothing to do.”
Wade put his hands on his hips, tilted his chin and spoke out his plan. Although he didn't know what it would take for this guy to return to normal, it was always a good way to get in touch with society.
This bodyguard employment seems to be far away, and the client has contacted to make up for it, so the only way to make up for the loss is to use wool from the sheep.
"He's right, brother." Loki rubbed his face, leaned close to Thor's ear and whispered: "Odin asked you to come here to learn the truth. I am just a foil. Only you can learn what he wants.
With what you learn, we can go home earlier."
"He said at the time that I shouldn't go to war with the Frost Giants. It would cause unnecessary losses. I understand now. Isn't it love and peace? What else does he want me to learn?"
Thor rubbed his face, his head was dizzy.
"Obviously, this is wrong." Loki analyzed him and took Thor's hand: "He probably wants you to learn something from humans. What we learned while watching TV here is wrong.
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"Okay, let's go out and make money." Thor still valued Loki's opinion, after all, he had been the one giving the advice since he was a child: "I remember you can dance, almost like Fandral."
"Huh? Do you still want to make money by performing dances for mortals? Impossible, I can't do that kind of work. What's the difference between that and kneeling down to beg? I have to stand and earn the money."
Loki shook his head repeatedly. Of course he had peeped at Thor's previous itinerary, but it couldn't be said that everyone in the fairy palace was watching his excitement at this time. After all, he was now a pigeon in the back garden, being watched by others.
It's absolutely impossible for him to do something so embarrassing.
Thor is in trouble again. If you want to make money with dignity, it may be a bit difficult in human society, right?
The two brothers obviously don't understand this society well enough, so they can only work at the bottom level.
"I didn't understand much of what you two brothers said, but I probably understand a little bit. You want to make money standing up, right?"
Wade interjected at this time. He already knew what kind of job met the requirements of the two brothers. For him who knew the city of New York, it was not difficult at all to find such a job.
"Really?"
Thor's eyes sparkled. Sure enough, Wade was still that good friend who would always lend a helping hand in times of difficulty.
"Of course, I can still lie to my good buddy?" Wade changed out of his slippers and pulled the two of them out the door: "This job not only allows you to breathe fresh air, but also allows you to interact with many people and learn a lot.
At the same time, the employer will give you a new set of clothes."
"so good?"
Loki was a little doubtful, he doubted everything.
"If I lie, let Odin strike me to death with lightning like you said, okay?" Wade swore.
"You said that the one who struck people with lightning was Thor himself. Odin hasn't used lightning for who knows how many years..."
Loki complained, but he still believed Wade's words. If the other person dared to swear to Odin, it must be true! Mortals don't have the guts to deceive the King of Gods!
The three of them went out excitedly. Thor and Loki both had the dream of making easy money, while Wade was happy to lighten his burden.
So that night, in front of the "Peace Hotel", the most luxurious high-end nightclub in New York, there were two long-haired men in new suits, holding chains wrapped in red cloth, working seriously.
Female guests are admitted free of charge, but disheveled drunks or those who look like paupers are kept out with chains.
Wade didn't lie to them. This job really allows you to come into contact with a lot of people, the outdoor air is indeed fresher than indoors, and you really have a new suit of clothes...
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At the same time, Deathstroke, located on the psychedelic purple plain, was eating with a big black cat.
To be more precise, it was the big cat that was eating. He was sitting and watching with only a glass of wine in his hand.
Originally, he had brought a roasted whole lamb. After all, if he wanted to ask the Leopard God something, it would be hard to come empty-handed.
As a result, after entering the Soul Grassland, the big cat came up and licked the roasted lamb from beginning to end. Su Ming immediately lost his appetite and could only watch it eat happily.
That's right, cats, especially leopards, don't share their food. If it doesn't carry the roasted lamb into a tree, it's already showing respect.
"Based on Attilan's detection results, Odin and I agree that the energy explosion that occurred in the solar system was caused by the 'star mark'. What do you think?"
Su Ming shook the wine glass in his hand and stared at the big cat in front of him.
"Hululu...Gaba, Gaba." The leopard god grunted as he ate, and the sound of his fangs crushing bones was heard. His big eyes glanced upward, and he took the time to say: "I'm not in the main dimension, but I can't.
Sensing the radiation you call, the soul didn't tell me anything, Wakanda is still safe."
"But this energy radiation has penetrated Kama Taj's earth protective array. I have been busy these days, going to various places around the world to eliminate dangerous signs in the darkness. There are more and more mutated creatures, and even
The first extremely powerful mutant individuals appeared in the ocean."
Su Ming took out a mango and placed it next to the Leopard God's head. Just watching it eat like this made him feel a little tired.
"Why do you care about the life and death of ordinary people? You are secretly protecting human beings, but who knows?" The Leopard God shook his head. Even he would not do that kind of thing. He did protect Wakanda, but even so, people still
I want to build a monument and statue for him: "If you are nosy and meddle in things outside the magic world, if Ancient One finds out, you will be pissed to death."
Deathstroke took out a cigarette, lit it and put it into his mouth, gently blew out some smoke from his nostrils, and said with a smile:
"Are you just pretending to be confused? As one of the oldest gods, how can you still not know what's special about the earth? Let's not mention that this is our common base, except for the Macallan Crystal (M
"Other than "Kraan", the Earth is probably one of the most important nodes in the universe."
The Leopard God rolled his eyes, raised his paws to wipe his mouth, propped up his upper body and squatted: "Do you think it's time to intervene without intervention?"
"It's only a matter of time before being invaded by multiple elements. You and I, who are rooted in the earth, can't stay away." Deathstroke spread his hands indifferently, and then turned his eyes to the big black tail that was about as thick as a human arm.
The Leopard God's cat's mouth curled downwards. It held down the half-eaten roast lamb with its paws, hid its tail behind its back, and said warily: "What on earth do you want to say?"
"Haha, we are so familiar, and you still ask me what I want to say?" Su Ming took a puff of cigarette, looked at the souls of Wakanda kings under the tree not far away, and said in the smoke: "I am