The other end of the portal is not the basement rental house where Wade and Afu live together, but a mountain villa.
The weather here is much better than that in Canada. The crescent moon hangs on the big branches in the forest, and the white moonlight illuminates the way home.
This was planned from the beginning. After all, Deadpool is now released from prison. Even if he can avoid having to step over a brazier or something like that, as a cousin, he has to cleanse himself and celebrate his rebirth.
For this reason, Su Ming also built a set of automatic car washing assembly line and installed it outside his villa. When Wade was kicked in through the portal, the same machine in the workshop automatically started running and sprayed out foam-rich cleaning fluid.
agent.
The conveyor belt below sent Deadpool forward, while the large cylindrical brushes and high-pressure water guns on the side cleaned his body. Deathstroke and the Magic Prince who followed were waiting at the end of the assembly line.
After showing the images of Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, etc. to various satellites, Su Ming no longer plans to torture Fury's sanity. Now Sepulk will just change the images of Deathstroke and friends from various satellites.
It is erased instantly during surveillance, so even if a military satellite happens to pass through the orbit in the sky, you will only see an empty villa with dark lights.
In reality? The villa was brightly lit, and Gin was leaning against the door with a smile, watching his man cleaning his cousin.
In fact, she didn't care. She was born as a Valkyrie and had to deal with corpses almost every day when she worked in the Asgard. She was not afraid of smells and filth.
You must know that when selecting brave heroes on the battlefield, Valkyries do not rush over immediately after someone dies in battle. How many Valkyries are there? How many tribal conflicts were there in Northern Europe back then, but they were happening all the time.
In order to save the energy of the World Tree, Odin equipped them with Pegasus, which meant that they could not use the Rainbow Bridge for work. When they were busy, sometimes it would be a month before they arrived at the battlefield.
Don’t forget that Asgard is in the universe. From a certain point of view, they are also aliens. The journey time of Valkyrie flying to the earth on horseback, uh...
It was okay in winter, but in summer, no matter what kind of warrior he was during his lifetime, the corpse would have rotted and oozed for most of the month. At that time, Misty could still easily walk among the piles of corpses, look through various corpses, and pick up the corpses.
The soul of a brave man.
What's more, Deadpool is still a living person, his own man's younger brother. According to the customs of the gods, it is the most shameful behavior to dislike and hate family members.
However, Su Ming told her that "receiving the wind and washing away the dust" is a custom in the East, which is very beautiful and an act of praying for good luck. Of course, she still obeys her man and is watching the excitement curiously.
It's just that Deadpool in the machine seemed to be having a great time. He screamed until his throat became hoarse and even spoke Japanese.
"No! You can't do it there! Yachudie! Yiku..."
However, these screams soon turned into weird gasps and laughter. Through the whole set of equipment, no one knew what was going on inside.
About three minutes later, the clean Deadpool was sent out by the conveyor belt. All his skin was gone, and a lot of his muscles were gone, exposing the bones, especially the rotten and suppurating chest and abdomen. The intestines and stomach inside were all washed away.
Very clean.
"It hurts so much, cousin." Wade climbed up aggrievedly, holding his belly to prevent his intestines from flowing out: "I will never take a bath again. It may be okay to go to the hot springs occasionally, but don't expect me to take a shower again.
Now, if I do it a few more times, I will awaken to the joy of perversion. I actually don’t like SM very much, but Vanessa likes to play this tune."
Su Ming handed him a set of prepared Deadpool uniforms and leaned over to smell his scent, which was barely enough to suppress with deodorant.
Only then did he nod with satisfaction. It was his duty to invite his cousin who was released from prison to his home for dinner, but he couldn't do it so that he would no longer be able to live in his home.
"Put this on, your sister-in-law has already cooked the barbecue, and we will start dinner when we get home." While talking, Su Ming took the magic potion handed over by Monaco and sprayed it on Deadpool: "You just came from a group of
Come out of the pervert's experimental dark cell and disinfect it carefully so that you can go home and see Vanessa, so as not to infect her with any strange diseases."
Wade grabbed the collar of the red and black tights, spread them out and looked at them, then hugged the clothes tightly in his arms and started crying:
"Thank you, cousin, you are so kind to me. Woo hoo, I'm so touched. In the past, I was only willing to let Vanessa pop my anus. Others forced me to, but from today on, Cousin
Brother, if you just say a word, I will let you vent your animal desires on me at any time."
Su Ming felt a little sick, and turned to look at the mountains in the distance.
My cousin's ability, which is similar to the law of cause and effect, is really not all brought about by his appearance and smell, but because he always makes people sick when he speaks.
If it weren't for my strong willpower, I really wouldn't be able to withstand such a gay speech.
"No need, ask Monaco. He is British and may be interested in this." Su Ming turned around and walked towards the villa. As he moved, the gargoyle changed from armor to pajamas, and the cloak flew in.
He opened the door and found a clothes hanger to hang himself up.
Seeing Deadpool's eyes turning to him, Monaco shuddered, and he quickly caught up with the Supreme Mage: "Hey, why are you dragging me down? Although I am British, I am a straight man!"
But Wade also chased after him. He didn't know when he had put on the one-piece uniform and ran to Monaco: "The audience veterans said that I will go back to the past to meet you in the future. I am a little confused.
What do you mean, do you want to get close to me to deepen my impression?"
Monaque retched, shook his head like a rattle, and slipped into the room.
Su Ming hugged and kissed Ginjiu, and touched her hair: "I'm back. This operation went well. It's just that the people who tortured Wade are gone."
"They probably use the sewers as a means of transportation. I'm afraid our surveillance won't be able to find them. If there are any personal belongings, we might try using magic."
After speaking, Gin let go of his man, then warmly welcomed Wade and punched his brother-in-law in the chest with his fist.
This is how an Asgardian warrior welcomes a friend, expressing admiration that the other person has returned alive from the battlefield and is still strong.
"Gin? One of the Valkyries? The old guys said you are the Valkyrie of Asgard? What kind of place is that?" Wade scratched his head. He didn't think there was something wrong with the information coming out of his mind, he just thought
It was a new superpower, but he quickly forgot about it: "Can we have dinner? I want to drink some wine. Recently I only ate nutrient solution and boiled beans, but now I can eat a cow."
Gin was happy when she heard this. She quickly led Wade to the restaurant, showed him the table covered with white cloth and the food on it, and introduced excitedly:
"You're just in time. I've prepared a roasted whole beef today. If you can't finish it, don't leave the table."
Wade covered his mouth and blinked a few times. For the first time today, he realized that losing control of his mouth was sometimes not a good thing.