"Oh, boss, just take me to the wine cellar. It's a dark place and there's no one else around. I'm so scared!"
A huge palm placed on Bobo's shoulder with a 'pop' sound, and it shot out a cloud of dust just like an oriental kung fu movie. At the same time, another big hand stretched out from behind and took the little hat from Bobo's hand.
Buttoned it out and put it on his head.
"Gu."
Bobo swallowed, feeling out of breath.
"What's wrong? Boss, is there no brandy in the store? How about you and I going out shopping? We can also do other things!"
The soul-stirring voice sounded again, and at the same time, a huge black-haired head rested on Bobo's shoulders, and a pair of super-thick double eyelids winked at Bobo.
Tracy couldn't hold it in any longer. She grabbed a rag and pretended to clean it. She gritted her teeth and pulled out of the bar. Her little face looked like a mask of pain because she was suppressing laughter.
Bobosheng's helpless gaze passed over her back, and he closed his eyes in pain.
Because what was lying behind him at this time was a gorilla that was 2.5 meters tall, with a waist circumference of 2.5 meters, wearing heavy makeup, a floral skirt, and an oversized bow on his head.
female.
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At the end of the last battle, didn't Deathstroke capture Gorilla Grodd alive? Because he is the king of Gorilla Island and has diplomatic immunity from the United Nations, the United States has nothing to do with him and must be released.
But Deathstroke had already anticipated this, and negotiated a deal with the guy, asking for a few "young and beautiful" gorillas from the orangutan country, saying that he would introduce Bobo to his girlfriend.
Even Perpetua fell, and Grodd was not stupid. Although he felt it was humiliating to betray the women of the country in exchange for peace, the Deathstroke guy was too dark-hearted and ruthless. He was stabbed that time and it still hurt.
Now, I dare not ignore this condition.
So he held a beauty pageant in the country of the orangutans, and then gave all the first, second and third place to the Justice League. Of course, the internal saying was that they were 'going out to work'.
At that time, Deathstroke from another world had already left. It was time for the Zhenglian people to go on vacation, and they were on duty. They didn't know what to do when faced with the three gorillas who suddenly came to the Hall of Justice carrying suitcases.
Thanks to Green Arrow's better memory, he remembered what Deathstroke said about introducing a partner to Bobo, and also knew about the deal between Deathstroke and Grodd.
So he directly asked Dark Zhenglian to teleport three female highly intelligent gorillas to the Forgotten Bar.
As for whether they were really as beautiful as flowers? Oliver himself didn't know. He was a human and all the orangutans looked the same, but he expected that Grodd wouldn't dare to fool Deathstroke.
This is correct.
Even though Bobo was cursing and throwing the wine glass in his hand, Green Arrow only thought it was because he was embarrassed and had a thin skin and was just pretending.
"Deathstroke introduced it to you, it's up to you whether you want to or not."
After saying these words, Oliver ran away. After all, the Forgotten Bar was full of wizards, and he was not the same person.
The orangutan detective wanted to refuse firmly and said: "I don't want it!"
However, I think of the red eyepiece of the death knell in the darkness, and the shining silver night sword...
He endured it and left the three female gorillas in the bar to serve as waiters.
After a few days, he didn't take a fancy to her. After all, he knew rationally that gorillas and chimpanzees were two different species. He just treated them as employees, arranged dormitories for them, paid them weekly salaries, and so on.
But the three gorilla ladies all fell in love with him, their thick black hair, his sad eyes, and the martini in his hand that they seemed to never be able to drink.
He stands out among the orangutans. He is a small man with great wisdom. He is like a firefly in the dark. He is so dazzling and eye-catching that it is absolutely impossible to hide from him.
So from then on, the orangutan detective had a hard time. These three "orangutan ladies" who were more than ten times his size always came to him to show off their feelings, and they would kiss his furry face at every turn.
At first he tried his best to resist, but how could he reach his arms past his thighs?
What's more, his arms are thicker than his waist.
His resistance and refusal were regarded as a desire to have fun, so he was rewarded with shy words like "You are so bad", which made Bobo want to vomit blood every day.
Now that a month has passed, he has become numb, and the harassment of the gorillas is now like an out-of-body experience.
Not to mention, their joining is a good thing for the bar, because the education level of the Orangutan Kingdom is good, these gorilla ladies have good conversation and knowledge, can deal with the vast majority of customers, and the service is also polite.
And because of their different aesthetics, they will never be harassed by drunkards who drink too much.
For example, when Constantine came here once, he used to flirt with other guests after drinking too much. Just because these gorillas were there, he left very early that day.
In addition, because of their physical fitness, they can easily carry large wine barrels weighing more than 500 kilograms, clean, wax the floors, and sweep dust from the ceilings, all at their fingertips.
In the past, those tasks required Tracy to use magic, and magic required a price, but now someone can do it with brute force, wouldn't it save Tracy a lot of trouble?
So she is quite welcoming to these three beauties.
What about these three people? They also know that Tracy is the person closest to Bobo, so they all talk very sweetly, holding the girl in their arms and blowing her every day, in order to consult Bobo about his hobbies and weaknesses, and want to have a baby with him.
.
Probably monkeys, who knows, chimpanzees and gorillas are reproductively isolated, but for them who are in love, it doesn't matter whether they have offspring or not.
They are not beasts, they only know how to reproduce. As creatures who have awakened to advanced wisdom, they only want sweet love!
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Su Ming traveled to hell through Zha Kang's portal, escorted the troupe members to the Hall of Justice, greeted Oliver, and then took the elevator to the underground headquarters of the Dark Alliance.
Man-Bat was still busy on Wood Road, while Su Ming and Harley arrived at the wine cellar of the Forgotten Bar through the back door arranged there.
When I walked up, I saw the current scene.
Not only was a gorilla wearing a red flower skirt kissing Bobo, but not far away there were two other gorillas wearing green and purple flower skirts watching.
How should I put it? This scene reminded Su Ming of some videos he saw on the Internet in his previous life.
Mainly, it talks about the way some handsome boys get kissed by their aunt while sitting in a luxury car after getting close to a rich woman. The look in their eyes looking out through the car window is exactly the same as today's Bobo.
Is it the confusion after not wanting to work hard? Or the numbness after succumbing to reality? No one knows.
Su Ming only knew that Bobo's performance today lacked the "Address Book of Rich Women in the Country" that fell to the ground without strength...