Three of the four seemed like true fans and were in high spirits the entire time, or so it seemed.
Among them, the one who was seriously ill and died soon also showed her crazy obsession with Batman. She even wanted to lick the virtual projection of the bat with her tongue.
Only the transvestite lady in the wig seemed a little absent-minded. Even while eating, she didn't do anything. She just stared at the S logo on her chest endlessly. Maybe she was annoyed that her fake breasts were too big.
"Oh, it's really good, it's really good, little Lailai, do you want to eat that sandwich?" The little robot in charge of the tour guide temporarily left, allowing a few people to eat in peace, so the pale woman spoke to the wigged woman again, stuffing her cheeks.
Dei was as bulging as a hamster and said vaguely: "What, you have a bad appetite? Do you want to hear a joke? Guess why sharks don't eat clownfish?"
Luthor, who had disguised himself as a woman, already regretted it. He didn't know why he agreed with the Joker's crazy plan to play some kind of sneak game by pretending to be a woman.
Of course, I don’t know why such a simple disguise could sneak into the Hall of Justice.
This defense is too low. It was not like this the last time I invaded here. I used the door handle of destruction and high-tech teleportation.
"People outside are still fighting for potatoes, but here you can buy relatively exquisite food at the previous price." Luther picked up his fork and turned over the sandwich on the plate, which contained lettuce, ham, and fried eggs.
He pushed the plate to the clown without interest, watching the latter feeding each other with jokes, taking selfies one after another with his mobile phone, and sneered: "This is bait, a bait to win people's hearts. It is a simple but effective way to win over poor groups, because
They have the largest base.”
"You can't guess, right? Because the clownfish tastes so 'ridiculous', haha!" The clown didn't seem to listen to what he said at all. He just danced and told his own joke baggage: "By the way, I was thinking about how to feed it.
Does the world have anything to do with us? All you want is Superman, why are you meddling in so many other things?"
Luther was silent for a moment, which frightened Mercy beside him. In the past, his boss would always be unlucky if he kept silent, and he looked like the most unlucky person among the people present.
But this time was not the same as before. Luther might have really changed. He looked at the ceiling and sighed, shaking his head slightly and changing the topic: "I still can't figure it out. We just changed into women's clothes. Why is it so easy to get in here?"
The clown showed a smile, and the concealer at the corner of his mouth could no longer block the horrific scar. He cut the sandwich in half, pinched one piece with his orchid fingers, stuffed it into his mouth, and mumbled.
:
"You will always subconsciously complicate the problem. For example, now, you think it will be difficult to enter the Hall of Justice, how many layers of defense design, how many sirens, what are the electronic programs, blah blah blah, there are a lot of them,
But these problems can be solved with the simplest solution, which is a little deception and some personal charm."
When talking about personal charm, the Joker also flipped up his hair to deliberately make himself look coquettish. In order to imitate Supergirl, he also dyed blond hair, but the hair roots were all green, which was very weird.
"Speak human language."
Luther always felt that their brainwaves were incompatible and that the Joker was too difficult to figure out.
"Haha, if you don't understand, you can only blame yourself for not having a sense of humor. Poor Lailai, well, who told me to always be kind-hearted? Let me tell you the correct answer - when you walked into the Hall of Justice, you subconsciously thought that you were going to deal with it.
The Justice League is studying how to defeat the creation of their collective efforts. But I am different. I know that I only need to pass the level of my bat baby, and I will be unimpeded here."
Luthor, who was dressed as a woman, began to reflect, and the Joker got his idea right. This madman seemed to be able to see people's hearts.
Are you really that easy to see through?
"Here you go again, here you go again." The eating clown dropped the knife and fork in his hand and scratched his scalp: "Don't think, don't have so many worries, you just need to smile and follow your heart
Just my instinct will do, just like my instinct will always lead me to Batman, or to something he hides, hehe."
"You still haven't said how you passed the test."
Luther calmed down, and he used his strategy to lean back and lean on the backrest of the sofa, which was not too soft.
"You don't know about bats, not at all. Do you know how many female villains in Gotham are seriously injured at the hands of Batman every year? The answer is zero."
The clown also leaned on the sofa and started massaging his shoulders with a very funny smile. He continued with a comfortable expression:
"Yes, you heard it right, the number is zero. Do you know why he is also called the Dark Knight? His ambush style is more like a ninja or a thief, but they call him a knight because he always treats the opposite sex.
Will keep your hands, full of damn grace!"
I don’t know why, but at the end of the sentence, the clown suddenly became unhappy. He popped the balloon on his chest under his uniform and made a dull sound.
There are many people participating in the Gotham game, and naturally there are both men and women. Whenever a male villain bumps into Batman while "working", the most minor injury will be more than a dozen fractures all over the body.
And what about women?
In the past, bad women such as Harley, Poison Ivy, Tiger Moth, Dragonfly, Slippery Spider, Ashes, Darla, etc. were caught red-handed by bats when they did bad things. At most, they were knocked on the head and knocked unconscious.
.
There is no physical or mental torture, no fear, no sequelae, only their graceful bat backs are left...
I’m really pissed off. When will male villains stand up? Isn’t this too unfair?
But the clown suddenly laughed again. Although every time in the past, he felt that Harley was pretending to fight with the bat, which was indeed very annoying, but wasn't this very interesting and fun?
It’s a game, why should it be so serious?
"In short, Lailai, superheroes follow a set of unspoken rules, that is, only women can hit women."
"Although there are eight people in the Zhenglian Seven, only the lovely Queen Diana is a woman. Now that we are pretending to be women, the biggest danger comes from her."
"But according to my exclusive source, she was thrown into the Kingdom of Corruption by Batman and the Upside Down. Bat also left a back-up plan. Presumably, as long as Deathstroke discovers the hidden danger, he will definitely send Diana there.
Treat the disease, in this way...hehe."
The clown opened his arms and opened his eyes wide, which meant that they, who were dressed as women, had no natural enemies in the Hall of Justice.
The trick of pretending to be a woman works wonders for Batman. The Joker has previously played the role of an old lady who suffered a stroke, a black female supermarket salesperson, and even swapped identities with Harley.
The little bat gets hit every time.
So anything that works against Batman can be used against the defense mechanism of the Hall of Justice. Just think of this place as another Batcave. It's that simple.
"If the Clown Prince wants to enter the Batcave, wouldn't it be as easy as returning to his own home? Little Lailai, now do you understand why Big Bat and Crazy Bat always target my Batman? Because they all know that as long as he defeats
Bats, the Justice League is vulnerable."
Luther has been thinking about it. The clown's clear thinking has really allowed him to discover hidden patterns that he has not discovered in the past. It's really weird.
But I'm afraid the clown has forgotten someone, and he must remind him:
"You didn't mention Deathstroke. That Deathstroke appeared out of nowhere in the parallel world. How should you deal with him? He is now sneaking back into the darkness. Maybe he is eavesdropping on our conversation not far away at this time.
Be prepared to jump out and give me a knife."
The clown pushed with both hands, looking very calm:
"This happens to be the least thing to worry about. Do you think if he wanted to design us, he would ignore such an obvious loophole in the Hall of Justice? I don't know why, but Deathstroke obviously prefers to let me play with Batman."
Luther: "..."
The clown was happy. He scratched his chin and closed his eyes comfortably: "He will not interfere with my games, and I am willing to help him occasionally. This is the silent understanding between smart people. Haha, by the way,