"Oh, Bruce, it's you. Did you know that we are having a party here, so you brought a group of undead souls who can't rest in peace to cheer me up?" Laughing wildly, patting the non-existent dust on his shoulders, generously
He opened his arms and said with a big smile full of yellow teeth: "Welcome, come closer to me so that I can give you a friendly hug? Haha!"
Batman will not blindly approach Laughter. His plan is to distract Laughter himself, and then let Diana, who is mixed in among the dead heroes, give the other crazy him a fatal blow.
Since the Laughing Bat wants to chat, this can also achieve the purpose of attracting attention, so the bat hid behind a tree after throwing several exploding batarangs at Laughing Bat, and said loudly:
"There's no need to hug. You have bad breath. When was the last time you went to the dentist."
The hounds beside Kuangxiao jumped up and intercepted the darts in the air like dogs grabbing Frisbees. Then bombs exploded in their mouths, but those mutated bodies could no longer be harmed by conventional weapons.
They just acted coquettishly and flattered Kuangxiao, spitting out their smoking tongues to lick his shoes.
The Laughing Bat was as indifferent as ever, and seemed very satisfied with Batman's joke, and responded: "You should ask dear Lex, when he was keeping my head, I can't remember if he brushed my teeth.
Ah, by the way, how is Luther lately? Have you killed him?"
"Perpetua is finished, and Luther will definitely not be able to escape, but I want to give you a temporary upgrade to the first-class cabin leading to hell."
When Batman saw that the darts were ineffective, he moved to another tree and hid, and once again threw some props, such as drones with machine guns.
"Perpetua's demise is inevitable. The only difference is whether she will die in my hands or yours." Laughing didn't even need to take action. The Robin dogs would help him deal with these boring attacks. He laughed and said:
"Haha, but guess what Perpetua's ultimate goal is? Did our mutual friend Deathstroke tell you? Hmm? If you beg me now, I might be kind enough to tell you some truth.
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After speaking, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips impatiently.
However, the real bat remains unmoved:
"We are all detectives. The so-called truth is the most credible only if we investigate it ourselves. You know that I will not agree to any of your requests but you still say this. It means that the so-called 'answer' is like a joke. You are such a clown.
On the one hand, I wanted to share a joke with me."
Batman disappeared into the shadows, and more undead were being continuously sent by Night Owl and thrown into the battlefield. At this time, the forest glade was already littered with corpses, and the intensity of the battle was unimaginable in the past.
Black Lantern zombies have no fear or fatigue. They just fight endlessly, obeying the orders of the one who resurrected them.
The same principle applies to the laughing new Dark Knights. Madmen are also not afraid of death. Batmans with all kinds of twists are also unable to retreat.
"Oops? It seems I spilled the beans, hee hee!" The Laughing Bat pretended to cover his mouth and casually touched the head of Robin next to him: "It seems I can't continue talking. You have almost guessed it? Please?"
How about giving me a chance to shake off the baggage? I guarantee that the baggage will be loud? Like the sound of the destruction of the multiverse..."
"Actually, there is an opportunity right in front of you." Batman walked out of the shadows in the forest again, already wearing a heavy exoskeleton armor: "Knock me down, or be knocked down by me."
"Hehehehe... I see, you want me to fight with you? So you are hiding in the crowd? Then Wonder Woman wearing a hooded cloak can stab me in the back." The Laughing Bat said.
A series of laughter: "I know you too well, and your plan was also within my expectations. To be honest, you didn't perform very well this time."
"You shouldn't be so sure." Batman walked into the battlefield step by step, and all the madmen rushing towards him were punched away: "I expected that you would expect me like this? You know Bruce, but you don't know Bat.
Xia."
The Laughing Bat looked up to the sky and laughed? He covered the iron ring on his forehead with one hand and rubbed the spikes on it with his fingers: "Then how do you know that I didn't expect that you expected me?"
"Because I'm not alone? Even if you are me, I have friends who can provide advice? And you only have a group of puppets as your subordinates." The bat armor is still moving forward at a constant speed. The enemies in the way are knocked away one by one and then rise again.
No? He is already very close to the Laughing Bat.
The madman tilted his head and sent out the hounds around him to stop the mecha. He shook his head:
"Are you talking about the clown who lives in your heart? Unfortunately, I am the perfect person who is perfectly compatible with the clown's intelligence. Your plan cannot be higher than my thinking. I can bet you that you are outflanking me in a roundabout way.
The cloaked figure is not Diana, but another puppet. Bruce, we are all good at puppetry, you know what I mean."
"The Joker is not my friend, but you are right." At this moment, the cloaked man not far behind the Laughing Bat suddenly called out Batman's voice, and approached the Laughing Bat with a standard flying bat kick.
: "But it's useless to answer the questions correctly. I won this time."
One advantage of being a masked man is that as long as you put the Batman uniform on anyone and install a small telepathic generator on the avatar, you can fool around with it.
The Laughing Bat stared at the black lantern corpse wearing Batman uniform in the woods, and watched him operate the mecha, thinking he was Batman himself, which was a big mistake.
The real Bruce has been blending in with the crowd, imitating Diana's body shape through bone shrinkage exercises in yoga, and wearing a hooded cloak that does not reveal his head and feet, in order to create opportunities for himself to have close combat with the Laughing Bat.
The last time they fought in Gotham, the Laughing Bat lost a move to himself, which proved that he had certain advantages in close combat. As long as he could hold back the Laughing Bat, then...
However, the opponent easily caught the flying kick and pressed Batman with his backhand to fight.
Fists and feet collided continuously, and banging sounds were heard one after another.
Although we haven't seen each other for just a month, the Laughing Bat's physical fitness and fighting skills have suddenly risen to another level.
He has become like a superman who knows martial arts. His brute strength alone makes it difficult for Batman to resist. He can even laugh while fighting and is not afraid to give up his strength.
"Hehehe... I said, everything was as expected. I guess you didn't expect my changes, and you still look at people with the same old eyes, right? I am the one who wins.
right!"
As he spoke, he knocked Batman away with a heavy punch and laughed heartily. The Dark Knights on the battlefield gradually gained the upper hand, and the number of black light zombies was rapidly decreasing.
Even though the broken bones made a series of muffled sounds like firecrackers, Batman, who was knocked back a long way and rolled away, still climbed up and rushed towards the Laughing Man again, swinging his fist.
However, this time he changed his tactics. While the opponent was parrying, a pink foam sprayed out from his wrists and ankles of his uniform.
This foam turns into an extremely viscous and elastic solid material when it encounters air.
This is actually a backup plan used to deal with Neptune in the Tower of Babel plan. It can absorb moisture from the air and the target, and is not easily destroyed by brute force.
In this way, the rapidly expanding and solidifying pink substance connected the bat and the laughing hands and feet, forming four large balls at the limbs. Batman then said:
"Actually, you are the one who still looks at people with the same old eyes. This is the backup plan. Do you like it? It's now! Diana!"
Without giving the Laughing Bat any chance to laugh, a black lantern corpse crawling behind the Laughing Bat suddenly exploded, and a woman jumped out of the withered skin. She flew a short distance at an extremely fast speed.
, the Vulcan Sword drew a beautiful arc, decapitating the Laughing Bat with one sword strike!