Deadpool received instructions from his cousin and trotted along the dark corridor until he came to the door at the end. He inserted the knife into the crack of the door and slid it open, then kicked the door open and rushed in.
"Uncle Deadpool is here, why is no one here to greet you? Xiao Bichi, haha, yes, I saw you, your butt is exposed from behind! What? That's actually your face?! Hao Lei
Shet!"
Su Ming and the other three saw Deadpool disappear through the door, followed by shouting and a firefight.
The fire from the muzzle flashed, making the sides of the passage glow slightly. The moss on the wall was stained with water vapor, making it look like stars in the night sky.
"Come on, let's follow. You two without armor, be careful."
Behind the door was just as Su Ming thought, a huge space, but maybe it used to be a warehouse, but now it's a huge laboratory factory.
Many tall and complex instruments are displayed in it. In the middle is a production line. Many naked human corpses are like pigs waiting to be slaughtered. They are hooked by several rows of iron hooks, about half a meter above the ground. As the conveyor belt moves,
Go to the factory next door.
Deadpool was mixed in among these corpses, exchanging fire with each other fiercely. He kept moving between his torso and thighs, avoiding the blue rays of light, and kept shouting and cursing.
Su Ming, who was near the door, quietly observed that the other party was German, but not Hydra.
They don't have the armbands and uniforms of Hydra, but they have blue-light energy weapons, the kind seen in movies, a metal backpack connected to a pipe, like a device for spreading pesticides.
Su Ming doesn't know whether his armor can block the energy of cosmic magic, but it may not be objective at the moment.
Even if Deadpool is hit by this thing, he will lose a large piece of his limbs. Now Wade's belly is missing a piece, and the blackened wound heals slowly, which shows that he is not in good condition.
Then mages and doctors need to be more careful, they have no self-healing ability, and this weapon will instantly turn them into a puddle of black ash.
"Monark protects you two, Holloway brings a body down to check, and I'll help Wade share the pressure."
Su Ming scanned the battlefield. The factory was divided into two floors: upper and lower. In the middle were instruments and equipment. A huge conveyor belt transported the bodies to a filling port that led to the next door. I didn't know what was over there.
The opponent now had the advantage, holding down Wade's blaster like a whack-a-mole.
Although Deadpool kept cursing, he actually didn't even dare to stick his head out. The surrounding bunkers kept emitting sparks and exploding, with mechanical parts and human remains flying everywhere.
Su Ming sped up and ran. Amidst the hail of bullets, a sliding shovel came to Deadpool's side and hid behind an instrument.
"Slade, are you wearing white underwear? Take them off and make a white flag for me. Let's surrender." Wade held his belly, which had healed on its own, but a piece of his uniform was missing, revealing
His skin underneath is constantly rotting and falling off.
Su Ming hit him on the head: "If you want to surrender, go ahead, I can't afford to lose that person."
Wade said aggrievedly: "I would like to, but the underwear I am wearing today is red. They will think of me as a member of a certain party, and then it will really be over."
"Shut up, I'll deal with these guys, watch and study hard!"
Now the enemies on the second floor are moving and want to outflank them from high places. Su Ming cannot hesitate.
Generally speaking, there are not many tactics that can be chosen in this situation. Either capture the thief first or capture the king first, or eliminate the enemy's advantage.
Now the enemy has a firepower advantage, a height advantage, and a numerical advantage. It is not enough to abolish any of them. As a master tactician, Su Ming chose to create another advantage for himself and Deadpool.
Next to the door they just rushed in, there was an iron box with a red light on high.
That is a distribution box. Whether they generate their own electricity or secretly connect it to the London power grid, German factories will always have such a thing. Rigorous precision is their national nature.
Su Ming reached out from behind the bunker. His super brain's spatial computing power allowed him to calculate any angle and distance without using his eyes and accurately shoot the target.
So the pistol quickly emptied the magazine.
A large series of electric sparks burst out from the distribution box and exploded, and then the entire factory was plunged into darkness.
Even if the other party has a backup power supply, it will take at least thirty seconds to restart. This time is enough for Su Ming.
The enemy is human beings, and the structure of human eyes determines that they need light. There are no night vision devices in this era. So, the advantage on the field is instantly transferred to Deadpool and Deathstroke, the two future super soldiers. The opponent's three major
The advantage is gone in an instant.
"Wow, cousin, I admire you so much. You are so handsome." Deadpool clasped his hands in front of his chest, making a pose similar to that in a girl's comic, and looked at Su Ming with his big white eyes on his hood.
: "Now that the lights are out, you can do whatever you want to me."
"Ugh..." Su Ming retched, hit Wade on the back of the head with the butt of his gun, kicked him out of the bunker, and flew directly to the tripod on the second floor: "You don't want me behind you.
If I want to beat you up, stop saying such disgusting words, and why don’t you go kill someone quickly?”
Deadpool hung on the tripod and climbed up on his hands and feet. Instead of rushing to kill people, he turned his head into the air and started to get sick.
"Viewers, I know you have always suspected that my handsome cousin is gay, but I just tried it, and he remains unmoved in the face of such an outstanding, dashing, invincible, handsome, and charming man like me.
I told him that I could let him do whatever he wanted, and our relationship was taboo, which was more exciting. But he still beat me hard, so I concluded that he was a straight man, a super straight man. If you have any questions, you can ask me
Leave a message under my account, or follow my live broadcast on social media every Thursday night, and I will select one lucky viewer to come..."
"boom!"
A bullet was shot from below, piercing directly through his left temple and out of his right temple. His brains flew out, accompanied by Su Ming's roar.
"Didn't I tell you? Super soldiers all have super hearing! Work!"
Deadpool let out a 'burp' sound, shook his head and fell to the ground. He sat blankly on the ground. The damage to his brain made everything he saw seemed to be covered with a halo. Everything seemed to have become better. He seemed to
I heard Star-Lord’s favorite song.
hail,atterithyourhead,hail,atterindandyoursign
comeandgetyourlove....eandgetyourlove....
Ah, the beautiful and warm afternoon...
Then the second bullet flew over, piercing through his head and out the back of his head, taking out a large amount of brain again. He lay on his back and fell to the ground. Su Ming's voice arrived a little later than the bullet.
"Turn it off! Your! MP3!"
Su Ming was finally relieved. He had endured it for a long time. After carving a cross in Wade's mind with bullets, he picked up the night sword and climbed over the bunker, rushing towards the enemy who was stumbling in the darkness.
Deadpool, who was lying quietly, opened his eyes blankly. After a moment, he stretched out his hands to the sky. He seemed to see Vanessa smiling at him, and he wanted to hug her.
Then he realized that Vanessa was so strong, she actually picked him up in a princess hug position, but this was not bad either. The two of them had played this position last time, and it seemed that she liked it quite a lot, so she actually switched roles.
Play.
He rested his head on Vanessa's chest like a little bird.
Something seemed wrong. Although they were about the same size, Vanessa's breasts were not so hard, but she brought her mouth over, hehe... Why are you thinking so much? Let's feel comfortable first.
However, the self-healing of his brain was also completed at this time, so the scene in Deadpool's eyes changed. He found that the person holding him was not Vanessa, but a monster full of fangs, like a naked strong man.
A great white shark's head is installed on the body.
That mouth is not Vanessa's delicate red lips, but the monster's bloody mouth. It's not his girlfriend who wants to 'eat' him, it's the muscle monster who wants to eat him!
"Uh! What the hell?!" Deadpool chopped off the opponent's head with a knife, and the head full of fangs flopped around like a fish out of water for a few times before stopping. He had never seen anything like this before.
.
Returning from the blissful dream to the cruel reality, Deadpool also retched and held on to the railing beside him, and a certain part of his body suddenly became weak.
My legs are weak, nothing else.
"Xie Te, how disgusting, I actually want to take the opportunity to violate your uncle Deadpool! I will become dysfunctional in some way if I keep turning around like this! Who is the screenwriter of this fucking script? I don't have any special effects or big scenes, even my daughter
Can’t you afford your friend’s appearance fee? When she showed up just now, it wasn’t even considered a friendly cameo, right?”
Not only did he rant wildly, he also spat hard. Unfortunately, he forgot to lift the mask, so he spit inside the mask and had to eat it back...
But he didn't care anymore. He just wanted to vent the psychological shadow of broken dreams. He ran wildly, waving his two swords and rushing towards the enemies that kept emerging.