Carol shook her head. To be precise, she didn't know what criteria Deathstroke used to determine "interesting".
Various incidents, massacres, betrayals, plunders, and invasions are happening all the time in the universe, but these are matters between aliens. Generally speaking, Carol will not interfere with other people's business unless they block her way.
She is an Earthling, and perhaps some aliens have indeed experienced tragic experiences, but she is not Captain America and does not engage in interventionism.
"Tsk, have you heard anything about Star-Lord recently?"
Su Ming clicked his teeth and made a smacking sound, and then began to inquire about the gigolo.
As a plunderer, that guy should be very knowledgeable and might know some interesting things.
For example, where are the remaining Infinity Stones?
"Him? Didn't he find some aliens when we last met and formed some kind of Guardians of the Galaxy?" When Carol said this, she suddenly laughed and became out of breath: "The result
They went down to a big tomb two days ago, haha. They said they were looking for some priceless treasure, a rare object from the universe. Haha, in the end, he went through all kinds of hardships and overcame many difficulties with his teammates. In the end, he only found a large piece of alien planet.
Fossilized feces are not worth a penny, hahahaha..."
Not far away, Xiao Qiao burst into tears. He was being beaten, but his sister was still laughing wildly?!
However, he couldn't say anything and was kicked away by Mary again.
Deathstroke sighed speechlessly at this joke. Sure enough, the time it took to take the gigolo was too short? He still hadn't learned to analyze intelligence.
The spacecraft needs fuel, and people also need food and water. If there is no harvest after a work trip, it is equivalent to paying a huge cost including time, and it is a pure loss.
"But is it that funny?"
Su Ming pulled Carol's hand, and she burst out laughing. The orange cat in her arms, which was eating dried fish, was strangled by her and had difficulty swallowing.
"Because I haven't finished speaking yet, because there was no gain, the raccoon in his team quarreled with him on the spot. As a result, the gun went off and Peter's leg was broken. Now he is hospitalized in New York, hahaha...
....You see, he is obviously an astronaut and claims to be a superhero, but he ends up being hospitalized on Earth. He even told the doctor that the reason for hospitalization was a raccoon attack, which made me laugh to death."
"So when their spaceship entered the country, you got this information from them and took it as a joke." Su Ming didn't get the answer he wanted, but thought of other things: "By the way, the aliens entering the earth every day
Are there many starships?”
Carol rubbed the orange cat's head and apologized to it, then hugged it and kissed it:
"Almost every few days, one or two spaceships arrive on the earth. Some are refugees, some are terrorists, and some are purely tourist. I was originally responsible for reviewing, but recently the female Thor has taken over the job for me. She
If you want to practice your ability to contact aliens, I'll leave it to her."
"Daisy? That's not impossible." Su Ming nodded and smiled: "She looks like an Asgardian wearing a metal vest and red cloak, and Mjolnir in her hand.
, it’s quite a deterrent.”
The heroine nodded and looked at her tortured brother: "So if she doesn't come to me these days, it means there's nothing big going on. Everything is business as usual. I guess you won't find anything interesting if you go look for her."
"Well...where are those alien refugees? Did you hand them over to the military?" Su Ming asked again.
"What else should I do?" Carol blinked her big eyes with an innocent look on her face: "They are refugees, and you can't accept them. I can't afford to support so many people. Only the Air Force is preparing for the 'Sky Sword Bureau'.
We are recruiting alien talents... You are worried that they will be dissected for experiments, right? Don't worry, the Air Force is not as bottom-lined as the Army, and will not conduct inhumane experiments on intelligent races."
"Sky Sword... It seems to be a lot ahead of schedule." Deathstroke thought for a moment and asked tentatively: "Without the support of the Pegasus Project, the Negative Engine is a thing that has disappeared. How can the U.S. Air Force repair the space station?
?”
Carol looked confused and blinked her eyes cutely:
"What space station? The Skyward Sword Bureau is just an idea. As a result, Nick Fury vetoed the proposal as soon as it was mentioned in the United Nations Security Council. It is estimated that it will not be completed within more than ten years."
"Speaking of which, Lu Dan's views are very similar to mine. We are not that welcoming to alien refugees, at least we don't welcome them to live on earth." Su Ming sighed, then shook his head: "But it doesn't matter, just think that the United States has too many
Get some Mexicans, as long as they don't wander to the door of my Kama Taj or villa like mindless zombies, I can pretend I don't know they exist."
The woman touched the orange cat's fur and felt the body that kept swallowing food accompanied by small purrs:
"From the first time we met, when you said you wanted to expel me from Earth, I knew you didn't like aliens. And I also saw a lot of insidious and cunning aliens in the years I spent on Hala.
Star race, I will be careful."
"No, I just don't like disobedient aliens. Forget it. If it doesn't work out, I'll just get some men in black to deal with the alien problem." Su Ming stood up and walked towards him from a distance.
Mary waved goodbye: "If you have nothing to do here, I'll leave. I'll go find my cousin. He may have some business that I can get involved in."
"Why don't you stay for a meal?" Carol looked at the sun outside the barn: "Our family is having blueberry pie for lunch."
"The time in the outside world is different. I just came here after having a big dinner with my old friends. No need to worry. You can live your life well. If you need anything, just tell Casillas. Even if I can't contact him at the time, he will
Conveyed to me."
"Thank you. You have always been very kind to our family. If there is anything I can do to help, please let me know."
Carol stood up to say goodbye, grabbed the little paw of the orange cat in her arms, and waved goodbye to it.
.............................
Bored, Su Ming flew back to New York and first went to the house rented by Wade and Vanessa to find him.
As a result, the woman said that he had gone out to hang out, and after returning from making money a few days ago, he had not been back home much. She even asked Deathstroke if he knew what he was doing. He was very mysterious these days.
After fooling Vanessa, Su Ming went to Af's house again, and found Wade here.
Want to ask him what he is doing?
In fact, when Deathstroke walked in, he was sitting on the sofa watching a TV series with his arms around the old blind black lady.
"Wade? I knew you were having an affair with Afu." Su Ming smiled and sat on the other end of the sofa, poking Deadpool's head with his finger: "If you want to watch TV, why don't you watch it at home? You have to come here.
?”
The old black lady calmly sucked the white powder, stood up and gave way:
"He? Bah! Don't think too much. I am the woman he can never get in this life. The only one I love is Captain America."
She dragged her slippers and walked into the bathroom proudly like a queen. Soon she heard the sound of diarrhea, like the roar of thunder.
Deadpool sighed, the expression on his rotten face looked a little melancholy. Even if a blind man watched TV with him, he couldn't be happy.
He pointed to the small table next to the wall, where there was a computer in standby mode.
"I came here because the Internet at home was not good. I bought the cheapest package from the cheapest Internet provider, and it was so laggy when I played games."
He buttoned his buttocks, took out a mouse from his underwear, put it aside, and said at a very fast speed:
"By the way, you must want to ask me why I like playing online games, right? Because I met Little Spider when I was shopping a few days ago, and he asked me to form a team together. Well, it's a game made by your company, man
"Monster Hunting World, we originally made an appointment to go hunting unicorns together tonight, but he didn't let me go. He didn't answer his calls or text messages, so I could only watch TV."
Su Ming nodded and realized that what his cousin was watching was actually a Japanese channel. He understood immediately.
Afu has great magical powers. Not only is a year's worth of shipments of Mexican drug lords hidden under the floor of her home, and African warlords can arm an army with arms, but she, a blind person, has also installed satellite pots and various decoders, allowing her to see
...No, hear it on TV all over the world.
Deadpool comes here just to watch TV.
"Little Spider has to work, maybe the phone has been stolen?" Deathstroke grabbed his cousin's mask from the side and put it on his face: "Can't you learn from other children and be a little more diligent? Let's go,
Come with me to Sister Margaret’s Bar, and we’ll take an order and go out to have some fun.”
"Okay, but if we cooperate, I will take 60% of the reward." He stood up, stretched his waist, and made the request boldly.
However, at this moment, the Japanese TV station suddenly stopped broadcasting the series and inserted an emergency news.
It doesn't matter what it says, you can understand the meaning just by looking at the picture. It is a violently shaking video. Under the night, from somewhere, a huge golden mushroom cloud rises into the sky.
"Tsk? Did the little devil build a nuclear bomb?" Wade blinked: "Then I won't take the mission. I'm going to go home and dig a shelter first. Prepare canned tomatoes and beans and water. I bet they are going to blow it up.
New York, because every time something bad happens, it's always New York."
“What foreign channels can you watch if you don’t understand Japanese?”
Su Ming knocked him on the head and continued to watch the situation on the TV. The next pictures were all nuclear explosion scenes captured with mobile phones from different angles.
Judging from the distance, even if these photographers did not die, they should have suffered strong radiation and their lives would be short-lived.
"Viewers, have you discovered the loopholes in my cousin's logic?" Deadpool turned to look at the air and winked: "He doesn't care why a blind person has a TV at home, but cares about me watching foreign TV stations? This is double standards, right?
, Alas, when will able-bodied people be able to stand up? I'm so breathless!"
"Stop talking nonsense. You are standing here. Move your butt and go to Japan with me." Su Ming directly kicked his cousin out of the door: "It's still 50,000 this time.