"Oh God! What mistake did I make to punish me like this?!"
At the same time, Tony was covering his heart and leaning on the dusty desk and chair with a pale face. His brand new high-end suit was covered in dust and vomit, maybe because he had rolled on the ground just now.
But he had already spent money to buy this warehouse, so he could get out as he pleased. The drunkard had already taken the check and went home to celebrate.
But something unexpected happened. Peter, who had also watched the curse video, did not vomit at all. On the contrary, he dragged the progress bar of the virtual projection back and forth with curiosity on his face.
"Jarvis, help me... take a note of the memo. In the future, I will install a device that can suction vomit inside the suit, turn off this disgusting sound, or give this kid a pair of headphones.
What."
Tony said with difficulty, he didn't even dare to look directly at the video that was being manipulated by Peter over there, but chose to look at the dark corner of the warehouse.
He was glad that when he saw the video, he immediately noticed something was wrong based on the music, and immediately rolled out of the suit, otherwise it would be troublesome to clean it up.
The empty suit standing nearby raised one arm to play the video and answered in a mechanical voice:
"Okay sir, the video sound has been blocked."
Tony didn't dare to look up, he just looked at Spider-Man's heels and the hamburger leaves he spit out, and asked a little unbalancedly:
"Peter, don't you feel any discomfort? It's like that feeling of something in your stomach tickling you?"
Vomit, you vomit too, then everyone will be the same!
However, Xiaochong's voice was very relaxed, with some puzzlement: "Why the discomfort? This is a video of Deadpool wrestling with a bunch of alien sea anemones with three heads. I think it's quite interesting.
."
Tony, who had his head lowered, his pupils instantly shrank!
His clever brain and remaining rationality allowed him to understand. Because Peter didn't know what sex was, he didn't understand the video, and he didn't have any disgusting associations in his mind.
Watching indescribably disgusting videos as funny videos, he can even find fun in them and make nonsense comments. This is Spider-Man!
Tony only felt bitter in his mouth. Could this be the back wave? Just like his appearance caused the older generation of masked vigilantes to retire in large numbers, he would also be shot to death on the beach by the younger generation...
.
"Then...did you see anything?"
"Well, the competition venue seems to be on the moon, because you can see the earth surrounded by blue fluorescence outside the background window. There are many black crystals in this large room. Deadpool even used an obelisk-like crystal to stab it.
The monster’s nostrils are so funny.”
Peter didn't know why Tony was vomiting. It was obviously a very funny video, but he wasn't sure if those two big holes were nostrils, so he just assumed they were.
After all, aliens in TV movies are supposed to look weird, that's normal.
"Turn off the video, Jarvis." Tony closed his eyes to calm down his emotions, but he still vomited again before speaking: "I understand, since Deadpool has appeared, then the people outside the camera
It must be Deathstroke. This bad old man is very bad. What kind of ghost plan is this? Does spreading this kind of thing on the Internet want to exterminate the human race?"
Yes, exterminate the human race. People who have watched this ghost movie will probably have psychological shadow, and they will probably not want to engage in reproduction activities for a long time in the future.
"I don't understand, why do you know that Deathstroke is there when you see Deadpool?"
The video was turned off, and Xiaochong still looked a little unfinished. Under the mask, you could see that his smile was still on his face.
"I've investigated Deadpool. He's a mercenary. You wouldn't expect him to cause such trouble without any benefit, right? And as far as I know, he can't fly. Only Deathstroke, whom he calls his cousin, can kill him.
Send it to the moon, if you're sure it's the moon."
Tony was retching while talking, feeling a little pain in the reactor in his chest.
It suddenly occurred to him that he might need to undergo surgery to remove the shrapnel, otherwise he might die suddenly on the spot if he accidentally sees Deadpool doing something disgusting next time.
Spider scratched his head and recalled what he saw: "It should be correct. The height of flight and the time of descent can be used to calculate the gravity factor, because there is a weightless fighting process in the video. They are in the air..."
"Ugh! No! Don't describe it!" Tony stretched out a hand and quickly stopped Peter. He turned around and vomited for a while, then said with a pale face: "I believe you, don't mention this matter again, let's go."
Let’s go to Stark Tower and I’ll take you to the moon.”
"Really?!" Peter jumped up happily and did somersaults like a monkey to celebrate: "You mean you actually have a spaceship, but you can still take me for a ride? Is it a very luxurious one like a science fiction movie?"
The kind that can shoot lasers in a whoosh, by the way, can you bring a few of my friends with you?"
However, Tony shattered the child's dream. He wiped his mustache and slowly walked into the open suit beside him:
"No, I'm going back to the building to find the staged rocket I designed before, then I'll put you and me into the suit respectively, then strap it to the rocket and launch it... But don't worry, the moon is so big, I'm
It’s impossible to miss.”
After careful calculations and confidence in himself, Tony believed that the suit he made could withstand the wear and tear of entering and exiting the atmosphere, and the heat insulation and heat preservation methods should be no problem.
But Peter raised another key question. He spread his hands: "But how do we get back? Your current suit is flying at around Mach 8, which is about 9,792 kilometers per hour. Maybe it can be faster in a vacuum environment.
, but the average distance between the earth and the moon is 380,000 kilometers, and it takes 39 hours to fly back from the moon..."
A top student is a top student. Not only does he calculate constants, but he is also very fast in mental arithmetic. The little spider can do it just by opening his mouth.
Iron Man's mouth under the mask tilted to one side, and he was silent for a while: "Jarvis, write another note on the memo. Remember to remind me to quickly develop the jump engine."
"Sir, you noted this item five years ago. Do you need to cover it or increase the priority? Put it above the priority of your party and vacation schedule?"
Jarvis was very attentive and pointed out some language flaws, as this was a repetitive instruction, and Tony always gave similar repetitive instructions.
Every time I let him write down something on the memo, after three days of enthusiasm, he would leave it alone. Apart from developing new suits, Tony preferred to eat, drink and have fun.
Looking at Peter's disgusted look on the side, Tony's beard trembled: "Don't embarrass me when others are around! You are my smart butler, not a talk show actor, hum! Go home!"