"Why aren't you here? Is it because the alien can't appreciate my hard work?"
Deathstroke remained calm and still sat on the window sill with a cigarette in his mouth and looked at the earth in the distance. However, Deadpool was like an actor who had just released a new movie, hoping to get market feedback, or paying attention to box office issues.
Nowadays, these are only abridged versions, which can be said to be free trial short films. People who really like it will buy the subsequent Blu-ray discs, right? Will they click on the purchase link at the end of the short film?
"Stop wandering around, you're dizzy."
Su Ming sighed. It wasn't that Wade was moving so fast that it could make people dizzy, but that he was disturbing the airflow by walking around, and the air was filled with the strong fragrance of him.
"As someone who is about to become a celebrity in the entertainment industry, I am really under a lot of pressure. Cousin, do you think that after I become famous, should I buy a plane first? Or buy a Mexican first?"
He twisted his waist and vented his troubles coquettishly toward the death knell. His hands with no place to rest were still showing his heart to his chest, but the smile under the mask looked very vulgar.
Deathstroke just turned away from him and replied calmly:
"What do you mean? Your face is completely disfigured, and unless you are a very familiar person, no one can recognize you at all?"
"Ugh! It hurts!" Wade covered his chest. He staggered back a few steps and sat on the other end of the window sill: "So is this the reason why you chose me to be the leading actor? Because of my
My beauty is gone and I can’t be remembered by others, so my popularity won’t exceed yours... it’s dark, it’s too dark!”
"Don't be sick. Even if you love burritos, there's no need to buy a Mexican one, right?" Su Ming rolled his eyes, stood up, and replaced his suit with black and yellow armor: "Our guests
Here we are, the person with the perceptive ability among the aliens has noticed that the other person has arrived on the moon, you go and kill him, I will just watch from the dark."
Deathstroke has great confidence in his brother. In the Marvel universe, there are only a few people who can play Deadpool.
People who are better at beating than him are not as resistant to beatings as him, people who are not as smart as him are not as smart as him, and people who are smarter than him are not as disgusting as him. As long as he is not allowed to deal with women, most of the time nothing will go wrong.
Let alone women, once the opponent is a female, it is difficult to determine the outcome. Wade always thinks that "he can do it" with some weird things.
Upon hearing Deathstroke's words, the small white eyes on Deadpool's mask suddenly narrowed.
In the room illuminated by Earth's blue fluorescent light, his face looked very funny, and he began to quickly recount his crazy theory:
"Why do I have a premonition that he is not here for the Terrigen Crystal... No, it cannot be said to be a premonition. To be precise, it is a kind of aversion to coldness, as if you are a delicate boy.
But you are walking in a remote alley in Hell's Kitchen in the middle of the night, followed by a group of bearded muscular men who have just been released from prison and are still wearing plaid skirts. When they lick their thick lips and stare at your ass and drool, you
Even without looking back, the sixth sense throughout your body will make you feel like you fell into the refrigerator."
It was said so immersively, as if he had experienced it, that Su Ming shuddered.
Touching his arm with one hand, he pushed aside his cousin who was blocking the way with the other hand. He stepped out of the room and joined Daisy and Wanda outside the door:
"Forget it, let me do it myself. According to what you said, you have become a love rival who stole the goddess of his dreams, so he is in a state of 'explosion' now. Are you worried that you can't beat him?
?”
Wade followed, a series of trots like dance steps:
"What? No, no, no, how could I not beat an upright crocodile? The key question is not here. Cousin, look, I acted out a play with an android, and we all know it is fake.
But he doesn't know that now he thinks that I slept with his goddess, so he wants to seek revenge from me. I can't accept this demand for a duel, otherwise what will Vanessa think of me when I get home? Wouldn't that confirm the scandal?
"
Does it turn out to be this kind of brain circuit? It's okay to play outside, but it's absolutely not responsible.
"No, we haven't determined what the situation is yet. Why do you think so far ahead?" Su Ming quickly waved his hand to signal him to stop talking. There was too much nonsense and he couldn't bear it: "I will deal with him myself, you guys give me
Just come on, okay?"
"It's what you said, to be prepared first..." Deadpool still looked aggrieved, pouting and mumbling.
"puff!"
The familiar voice sounded again, and the expression on Deathstroke's face suddenly became much more relaxed, as comfortable as drinking a glass of hot white wine in winter:
"Ah, my hand slipped."
"I understand. I'm not talking anymore. Can you please stop turning it? It's not a key. My belly button is not a keyhole or any other hole. You poked it until it loosened..."
Wade looked numb. He looked down at the owl relief on the dagger and sighed softly.
"Daisy, drag him and follow him. Do you have any rags or something? Gag him up."
Su Ming gave further instructions and then started flying along the streets of Attilan.
After everyone discussed the plan, the royal family began to organize people to take temporary refuge, so now there are no civilians on the streets and only a small number of soldiers remain.
Unfortunately, Medusa also turned off the fountain in the middle of the street.
This is missing a scenery. If it were open, it would be quite beautiful to let Odd die there.
It is known from the information read from the brain of the female alien that the Broken Land where Oud is located is a country that values faith and glory. Warriors generally like a more heroic and poetic death, right?
This is different from mercenaries, at least different from Su Ming himself. If he can survive, he will definitely choose a way to survive with his friends, rather than choosing to sacrifice his life for righteousness.
Odd knew that the back side of the moon was the Blue Zone, which was the laboratory of the Kree in the past. Now in Attilan, where 70% of the population of the Inhumans have superpowers that can be used to fight, the moon is not as complicated as the earth.
The environment allows him to play hide and seek.
You dare to come to the moon like this. Have you really lost your mind and want to settle a score with Deadpool? Or is there some other conspiracy?
But it doesn't matter, the moon is the home of the aliens. Even if Odd can get a planet to hit the moon, Black Bolt can blow it to pieces.
Su Ming was thinking about this during the few seconds of flying.
But when he saw the aliens dragging heavy steps outside the gate of Attilan like a walking zombie, the mercenary gave up this suspicion.
Although I don't know why a video made him feel like he was dead, and I don't know why he was able to get out of such a strenuous effect in the lunar gravity environment, it seems that he really doesn't intend to live.
"Double sword form."
Su Ming took out the God Killer from his pocket and whispered, because he still needed information on the other party's mind, it was best to keep the head intact.
The aliens formed a dragnet, Black Bolt and the others blocked the retreat on the other side, and Wanda had just deployed a magic barrier to trap the battlefield inside, making it difficult for Odd to fly even with his wings.