When Iron Man, Coulson and others arrived, they saw Deadpool at the entrance of the alley practicing some kind of art on several unconscious fakes.
"First let's do a spider binding. This one uses classic tortoise shells, and this one is just a random binding to reflect the original beauty."
While tying up those people, he muttered something. Because the Skrulls were still in their transformed form, they looked like they were tying up Captain America and the others. The scene was simply unsightly.
I don’t know if he was worried about it, but he took special care of the guy who became the Black Widow. He just handcuffed the guy behind his back with pink fun handcuffs that he found from nowhere, and there was no scene that would affect the movie’s rating.
"Let go of the aliens and let the professionals do it."
The little spider shouted loudly, then quickly stepped forward, shot out squirts of white viscous liquid with both hands, and in the blink of an eye, several prisoners were wrapped in cocoons, with only their heads hanging out.
"Why are you here?" Deadpool and Peter hugged each other warmly, and then used the trick of monkey stealing peaches: "We agreed yesterday to play games together, where are you? Dare you let me go, let you see how powerful I am."
"Ah!" The little insect that was suddenly attacked quickly broke away, hissing and sucking in the air: "How dare you sneak up on me and follow my 'Kilimanjaro into the chrysanthemum' move!"
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together, made a 'Tiger Seal', rolled behind Deadpool with astonishing agility, and then stabbed upward.
"Ah!" Deadpool also screamed, and at the same time, blood was everywhere due to rectal cancer.
"Ugh! Jarvis, inject a sedative!"
Tony retched when he saw this. He felt that this scene might have exceeded the upper limit of his psychological endurance, so he immediately ordered the suit to give him a shot.
Thanks to the anti-Deathstroke armor, it is quite powerful against Deadpool. Because he is willing to spend money, the medicine he prepared also works quickly. After one injection, Tony's face quickly returned from livid to rosy, and even appeared to be rosy.
Refreshed.
Lifting his visor, he smiled as he watched the two of them having fun, feeling calm in his heart.
Coulson and others showed varying degrees of discomfort and temporarily forgot what they wanted to say. It wasn't until Deadpool and Bugs finished making trouble that he realized there were five people lying on the ground beside him.
So he raised his chin and motioned to his agents to drag the Skrulls away.
However, this was Deadpool's goods. The bitch pushed Peter away and blocked the agents with his buttocks covered:
"Hey, AC, you don't follow martial ethics, and you actually want to steal my things while I'm playing with spiders? Also, who is the beautiful woman behind you?"
Coulson showed a familiar gentle smile: "These aliens are not yours, how can they be said to be stolen? Didn't you see the beauty behind me last time? Agent Mei, code name Iron Cavalry."
"It's not about this aunt, it's the mixed-race girl behind her." The small eyes on Deadpool's mask narrowed, looking very vulgar: "By the way, Peter's aunt is also called Aunt Mei, and the Iron Cavalry agent should be of the same generation as her.
people."
"Auntie?" Mei's face grew long and her fists clenched loudly.
"Shh! Don't say my real name outside!" Peter rushed forward and covered Deadpool's mouth, his voice full of grievance: "I am a masked superhero, and you have exposed my identity and family situation!"
"Come on, who doesn't know your identity yet? Your confidentiality measures are as good as nothing. Who in the right mind would wash his uniform and hang it on the balcony?" Deadpool pushed Peter away again, holding on to his arm.
Zhang Chang punched the opponent's chest with a small fist: "If you don't believe it, ask Coulson and the others, no matter what, as long as SHIELD knows it, the whole world knows it. If there is still someone who doesn't know in that situation, then this person is
It’s time to reflect on this miserable life…”
Tony, who has taken the drug, is now in good condition. Although the side effects have made his nose a little runny, he can at least maintain a normal mind when facing Deadpool, which is a big improvement.
At this time, Iron Man came out of the crowd, skillfully took out his checkbook and pen, moistened the tip of the pen on his tongue, opened the small book and said calmly: "How much did you sell your prisoner for? I paid for it all."
"The price is five million for five people. These ropes and plush handcuffs are all gifts."
Deadpool stretched out a hand, and as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a piece of paper fall lightly into his hand.
When he looked up again, he saw Tony's prodigal face with a crooked smile, and heard his arrogant words: "Only five million? It's so cheap. It's not as good as one finger of my suit."
"I......"
Wade scratched his scalp hard, feeling that his imagination was limited by poverty. If you have money, you can do whatever you want, and no one can refute what you say.
Should the asking price be five million?
However, at this moment, everyone under the moonlight noticed a huge black shadow flying in the sky.
After taking a closer look, I discovered that it was the female Thor. She was wearing a red cape and a battle armor, and she landed with a tall stack of Skrulls on her shoulders, as if she was carrying a small mountain.
She landed lightly, and then threw her captives to the SHIELD agents like unloading sacks on the dock, and smiled at everyone:
"I captured a lot of Skrulls and handed them over to you. At the same time, I learned part of their plan with the help of others. Now I need more help... Iron Man? I finally found out.
Now that you are here, why are you looking at me with a sad face?"
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"This is really a big cemetery. In addition to skeleton fossils, ashes can be seen everywhere. My shoes are all stained."
While lamenting the desolation of Titan, Star-Lord rehearsed his dance steps while walking. It looked like the kind of dance where he deliberately kicked cement at the entrance of the village.
Su Ming held his arms, looked up at the huge Saturn hanging above his head, and replied very calmly: "The previous suspicious locations have been searched, and this is the last remaining one. If I judge
That's right, there should be at least a contact point for aliens here or something."
It has been some time since Xandar arrived on Titan. What Deathstroke needs to do is to search every ruin on the planet. Even with the help of Sepurk's technology, Elsa's magic, and the Guardians of the Galaxy,
But it still took some effort.
Titan is almost one-third the size of Earth, and logically it won't take that long. The key is that the planet is full of building ruins, various fragmented terrains, and underground tunnels with unknown destinations.
.
Although through preliminary research and judgment, some locations with a high probability of showing signs of biological activity were selected for investigation, the base number was also a bit large, which delayed a lot of time.
Moreover, we encountered a wave of attacks by Titan Lizards here. These giant reptiles, which were several times larger than crocodiles, became the overlords on the Death Star. They multiplied wantonly underground, and then continued to dominate the Death Star.
They feed on the same kind and grow stronger.
Thanos hates this kind of creature very much, but cannot completely kill them all, because this kind of thing reproduces at a terrifying rate faster than rats on the earth, and is cunning and cautious.
"I've found something, Master. I found the footprints of an upright creature, over here!"
While Deathstroke and Star-Lord were chatting, Elsa, who was responsible for exploring the depths of the ruined building complex, came out. She happily waved to Deathstroke and asked him to go over and see what she found.
As expected of a demon hunter who is good at searching for prey, she led a few others uphill and drilled holes until they came to a very hidden underground tunnel. It looked like the sewers of Titan in the past, but it was very...
old.
There is no trace of moisture, just the smell of dry dust.
But what she found was right. The footprints left on the dust on the ground did come from the style of Skrull military boots.
"Well done, Elsa, now let's go deeper, be vigilant, and be ready to fight at any time."