Peter reunited with Jessica, and handed the last bad guy LMD that he had almost succeeded to the agent with hair loss, and left alone on the pretext that he wanted to go home and sleep.
Because the strange man in the earphone asked him to act alone and not tell anyone about his existence, otherwise he would pretend to be Peter and send confession text messages to his five "secret" girlfriends.
This frightened the little insect, and he had no choice but to obey the orders of the evil black shadow of the bat.
After all, they just wanted him to patrol with them, and they didn't want to do anything bad. There was no need to cause trouble and cause death.
So he wandered out of the park, found a rooftop of a building, squatted down, pressed the headphones on his ears and spoke:
"Rich man, I'm out, where are you?"
"Behind you."
A gloomy voice suddenly sounded, not through the headphones, but directly from the back of Peter's head.
The frightened Xiaochong almost fell from the rooftop of the high-rise building, but was grabbed and pulled back by the other party. He threw the hand away angrily and began to babble quickly:
"Do you know that scaring people can scare them to death? Don't you even make a sound when you walk? And this is the 70th floor! I just decided to come up there to enjoy the scenery. Why did you suddenly appear behind me?"
"Because...I'm Batman!"
The black shadow fooled him like this, without any explanation other than reporting his code name, and that was it.
But Peter accepted this statement, and he nodded in understanding: "So you are Batman, not the Laughing Bat, right? Let me tell you, the corners of your mouth are always turned down, it doesn't look like you are.
Someone who loves to laugh.”
"I never laugh." Batman shook his head, and also squatted down on the edge of the rooftop, looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar New York: "The Laughing Bat mentioned before is the enemy of Shang and I. I
An evil twin from a parallel world, but he has been completely wiped out by Deathstroke."
Peter also squatted next to Batman, but compared to Batman's half-kneeling B-position, he had his legs crossed and his arms drooped between his legs. If he had another roll of toilet paper in his hand,
, it looks like 'that what'.
"So you are testing me? If I secretly inform anyone of the code name of the Laughing Bat, do you think I can induce Deathstroke to receive you? You said a parallel world, so you and him are both from another world? Are you fellow villagers?
?No wonder, man, he comes across as dark as you."
Facing Peter, who was smart enough to understand multiple settings instantly, Batman shook his head and selectively explained one of the questions:
"All of you must be under the surveillance of Deathstroke. He knows me. The satellite can see that I said that sentence to you on the street. I did this more to prove my current mental state from the side.
, it was for Deathstroke, and he didn’t come, which also proves that others are not on Earth now.”
Peter hit the palm of his hand with his fist and pointed his finger at the sky: "I understand, you made a 'wolf who cried' joke to 'Big Brother'. Wait, maybe it was an immoral joke to make fun of the dead?"
"Come on, take me along your patrol route."
However, Batman stopped explaining. He stood up and hugged Peter from behind.
In the darkness, two dark figures seemed to be connected together, with the cloak covering their bodies...
"!!!"
Xiao Chong immediately started struggling. After getting away, he kept rubbing his arms and pressing goosebumps:
"You said you wanted to hire me as a tour guide, which I have no problem with, but I didn't expect you were looking for that kind of 'tour guide'! Sorry, boss, I don't like men. Although you are very handsome just by your chin and eyes, I
No, maybe you can try to find Deadpool, he will be a gay man as soon as he opens his mouth."
As he said this, Peter was shivering and preparing to turn around and jump off the building to run away.
"You misunderstood. I just want to know what kind of world you see from your perspective, swinging over the city." Batman took out a coin from his belt and flicked it to Peter with his finger: "The banknotes in different worlds are different.
, I’m afraid it cannot be circulated, but antiques are different. This is an unnumbered Spanish silver coin from 1942. I checked it on the Internet here and it is currently worth 50 US dollars.”
Fifty bucks!
Peter's eyes lit up, and he caught the coin rolling in the air with his hand. After making sure it was not chocolate, he quickly stuffed it into his pocket.
Working in a fast food restaurant only costs eight dollars an hour, and it only takes less than six hours to patrol a circle, so you can make a lot of money.
"Well, if I'm just a tour guide, I can do it. It's okay to swing with the spider silk behind your back a few times, but you are not allowed to take the opportunity to touch my butt, let alone blow into my ears, deal?"
He twisted on the spot a few times and looked at the man carefully with his big eyes.
"...I have no such intention at all! Children, don't imitate Deadpool's speech!" Batman growled, reaching out and hooking the bug's neck. He was not going to hold it anymore, this kid is poisonous: "
If my son said this to you, I would..."
Peter shot out the spider silk, and his strength was enough to easily carry Batman on his back, even if the opponent was wearing heavy power armor like Iron Man.
"That's it?"
"Nothing, let's go take a look at the most chaotic place in New York."
Batman changed the subject. He came wearing the "Bat Riot Armor" just in case.
.............................
The mysterious man seemed to be really just here for sightseeing. Not only did he let Spider-Man take him on patrol, he also personally experienced the different feelings of dealing with street villains in different worlds.
After discovering that Spider-Man was also a staunch believer in ahimsa, Batman became even more fond of the young man.
As promised before, after taking the opportunity to secretly record Peter's strength level and traveling speed, steal the dandruff as DNA data, and sample the venom secretions...
He no longer held the boy in his arms and flew together.
Originally, he could glide with the help of his cape and hook, no slower than Spider-Man.
And what about the little bug who was completely unaware of those little moves? After discovering that Batman has so many fun gadgets, he also became very fond of this darkly serious man. He also made small inventions himself and got a lot of creative ideas today.
After patrolling for more than an hour, the relationship between the two was considered to be friends. Xiaochong was even more generous and went to a gas station to buy two ice creams, and the two of them rested and enjoyed them in the dark.
To be precise, Batman doesn't eat anything from outside, because there are always people who want to harm him, so he gave that to Venom.
"The man I just saw in Hell's Kitchen is the Punisher, a poor lunatic who has thoughts of killing people all over his mind. I usually walk around him." Peter's Venom suit automatically revealed his mouth, and he licked the ice cream.
, while introducing the local customs to Batman.
I was lucky on patrol today, and happened to encounter a fight between the Punisher and Kingpin's men. The fight was as lively as a factional conflict in the Middle East. It was like watching a gun battle blockbuster.
"No one stopped him." Batman's characteristic dialogue uses declarative sentences to express questions.
"Everyone has a different way of dealing with evil. I don't kill people myself, but I have no right to ask others not to kill people. After all, I haven't experienced what others have experienced." Spider-Man shrugged. He didn't think there was anything strange about this: "
The Punisher also refused help from others and would even shoot us if we got close."
"Well."
Bruce responded, not knowing what was recorded in the Spider-Man information given to 40K Earth.