The male guest stepped onto the stage. He was a very ordinary-looking frost giant. He had a piece of giant maggot skin around his waist and was holding a stone stick in his hand. He was very dirty. His skin was originally blue.
It looked gray.
"introduce yourself."
Host Laufei lowered his head to read the program schedule given to him by Deathstroke, and asked businesslikely.
The ice giant didn't even dare to look at his king, but he immediately replied with some fear: "My name is Mirmi, from Shakiborda."
This is probably the name of a certain tribe, and it sounds like it may have something to do with Skadi's dead ghost father. But Su Ming has never heard of this term before, so it doesn't matter. Anyway, a blind date reality show is essentially a show.
There is a script.
Within the scope of the script, the actors should also be left with room to express themselves.
The Giant King nodded, with an expression as if he had never heard of this small tribe. He took out a slate and threw it to Mirmi: "Choose your favorite girl. They are numbered 1 to 24 from left to right. Don't say which one you like.
, press a bloody fingerprint under the number on the stone slab."
The young ice giant took the slate. He was a little hesitant. He first looked at the beautiful ladies, then looked down at the ghostly drawings on the slate, and finally plucked up the courage to ask Laufey in a low voice:
"King Laufei, can I have them all?"
Laufei was about to answer that if he had the ability, he could take them all back, but when he saw Deathstroke shaking his head in a gloomy manner, he immediately changed his mind:
"No, the rules of the show are that girls choose boys, and it's only one-on-one."
At this point, the King of Ice Giants almost understood what Death Knell said. In the past, the custom of Frost Giants was to rob them if they liked them, and breed them after they were snatched back. There was no formalism like weddings and other formalities like the Asa Protoss. Everything was done simply.
And direct.
After all, Jotunheim doesn’t have the material basis for romance.
But the goddess is probably tired of seeing those things. Now Deathstroke's plan is to go in the opposite direction. Not only is the woman choosing a man, but it is also a monogamous pairing. How fresh is this.
The young man nodded, casually pressed his fingerprints on the stone slab with a little disappointment, held it in both hands and handed it back to Laufei.
Hosting a show for the first time, the Frost King still couldn't keep up with the rhythm, so he set his sights on the death knell on the instructor's seat.
Su Ming sighed. After all, with Jotunheim's conditions, he couldn't even do other variety shows if he wanted to.
Want to do "Yorton's Talent Show"? The giants don't even have anyone who can sing. Also, who has the heart to sing if they don't have enough to eat every day?
Do you want to do "Sit to the End"? The people here are all illiterate. If you do a quiz show, if the contestants' answers are all wrong, it will be useless.
Playing "Extreme Challenge"? The venue is another problem. Besides, without celebrities, it becomes an ordinary sports meeting. I'm tired of watching Angboda slash people. How can I still like this?
After thinking about it, I can only find a partner. There is no need for any threshold, just someone.
Now I will give Laufei a sample first, and then let him copy it later.
So he took over the topic and asked the male guest: "Tell me about yourself and what is your occupation?"
"I am 35 years old, a warrior, and I don't have any children yet." Although I don't know Deathstroke, and I don't know what the Supreme Mage means, but seeing that Laufey was very polite to this black and yellow figure, Mirmi behaved obediently.
.
This problem is blind. In Jotunheim, 99% of the people in a tribe are warriors. Anyone who can't kill people or hunt will have no choice but to starve to death.
But doing a show is just a formality.
Deathstroke also smiled with emotion, stroking his hands: "35 years old, that's very young. Let's talk about the living conditions at home."
"Both my parents and brothers were hacked to death by the Aesir. I am the only one left. The cave we live in is very large, and we still have half a giant maggot skin and a stone that can be used as a weapon."
Mirmi answered very proudly. Even though Deathstroke didn't understand what it meant, looking at the male guest's expression, it should be considered a 'petty bourgeoisie' if he had these things?
The devil knows.
"Oh, oh, good family conditions. Both parents are dead, with weapons and a house. Do any of the twenty-four female guests present want to ask a question? Please raise your hand." Deathstroke fiddled with the lines while reading.
Toward the direction where the giantesses were standing.
How should I put it, it didn't feel like I was watching beauties competing for beauty, but it felt like I was seeing a wall, a row of characters similar to the 'Kingsguard'.
The aesthetics of humans and giants are really incompatible, but we still have to continue acting!
The female giants all raised their hands. In the past, they could only be chosen by men, but now they have changed their roles and can choose men openly. They seemed very excited at this time.
Even though everyone was assigned a so-called line arrangement before going on stage, the Supreme Master also said that he didn't mind free expression.
The giantess who was called by the death knell smiled happily. She patted her chest, the dirt on her body was scattered like dust, and asked in a loud voice:
"I would like to ask the male guest, do you have a horse at home? It is the kind of mount that the Asa clan often rides on the battlefield."
Mirmi shook his head. Who would keep such useless things if they were picked up on the battlefield and eaten directly? "I don't have them, and I don't want them either. They are not as delicious as giant maggots."
Su Ming raised his eyebrows under the mask. This... is probably the truth? Maybe the insect meat is more delicate?
But, this is a reality show, where you can't tell the truth.
"biu!"
Accompanied by strange sound effects, the lights in front of the giantess went out, and she leaned closer to the microphone to explain:
"I think the male guest is an unmotivated man. Only high-status people in the Asa clan can ride horses. If you want to eat a horse, you have to kill the strongest among the enemies. He doesn't even dare to think about it. Then
I would rather cry while eating the BMW my man bought with his life than laugh while eating the giant maggots that honest people got from group hunting."
"boom!!!"
Her explosive remarks immediately triggered an uproar in the audience. Everyone seemed to have a new understanding of the world and discovered that women still have such thoughts?
Some people think it's wrong. It's not impossible to exchange human lives for food, but horses are much smaller than giant maggots, so it's a loss.
But some people think it is right, because it is indeed an honor to defeat the powerful Asa warriors, and it is worth exchanging one's life for one's life.
There was a lot of discussion and chaos.
Deathstroke let them discuss it for a while, then smiled and said:
"It seems that the things that women like are always things that men don't have at this time, but I can't comment on this matter. After all, different people have different tastes, just like some people like to eat Asa, and some people like
It’s like eating the Warner Protoss. Okay, female guest No. 23 next to you, you’ve been dancing, do you want to ask something?”
"Emotional mentor, King Laufei, I also want to ask the male guest a question, is that okay?"
This giantess may be younger, she looks very lively.
"Of course, you can speak freely on our show." Deathstroke responded first, then crossed his legs and leaned back tactically in the ice: "Are you right? Laufey."
"Yes, no matter what questions you raise or what you say here, I will forgive you."
Laufei, who was also stunned by the previous female guest's answer, nodded blankly like a tool.
The script arranged by Deathstroke really ruined people's outlook, but he was also a little happy, because thoughts and opinions that he had never seen or heard before would be better for everyone's current situation...