While Deathstroke and his apprentice were traveling around the world of Men in Black in a car, the flow of time was slightly different on Earth 40K.
Deadpool suddenly sat up from the bed, sitting on the bed in a daze, and the breath coming from behind seemed to be scented.
My hip bone was broken, my legs were numb, the air was filled with a strange smell, and the sheets and quilt were wet.
Although he lost his memory again, he could still guess what happened last night by reasoning.
He held the mattress with both hands and turned his head to look behind him. The sun shone on the big bed through the luxurious floor-to-ceiling windows of the hotel. Domino was lying on the right side, snoring and chirping, while Inez was on the left side, already awake, yawning and rubbing her hands.
Eyes coquettish:
"Wade, why are you up so early? It's not even 12 o'clock yet, or are we going on a honeymoon?"
"Wait, honeymoon?" Deadpool scratched his bald head, and his rotten scalp fell onto his lap with a 'chirp' sound, and his heart was beating wildly.
"Yes, we got married yesterday." The outlaw got up wrapped in sheets, gave her husband a refreshing sip, and took out a list from the pile of empty wine bottles on the bedside table: "Look, this
This is our wedding registration form. Las Vegas is really nice here. You can drive directly to the church and get married."
Taking the piece of paper with his trembling hands, looking at the signature and handprint on it, Wade chewed his tongue quickly like a squirrel chewing nuts, and made a cry like the murloc of Azeroth: "Uh-huh.
Woo la woo la..."
It's terrible, it's terrible now.
Although I have forgotten why, it is obvious that I have become married, and the person I am getting married to is not Vanessa, but the woman around me.
Inez was very happy. She happily got her marriage certificate back and got up to get dressed: "I see you are so happy that you can't even express your words. Haha, let's go. Let's go back to New York to buy an apartment first, and then decorate it to prepare for the birth of the baby."
, then the whole family will become mercenaries."
The smell of blood in his mouth gradually spread, and Wade felt that his tear glands were a little sore. He wrapped the sheets tightly to cover his chest, and lowered his head in grievance:
"But I can't remember anything. I didn't feel happy at all last night. That's not fair."
"Hahahaha! Stop talking nonsense. You were so happy that you passed out early this morning. Didn't you realize that you had comminuted fractures below the waist?" Inez went around to the other end of the big bed to open the window for ventilation, and she said
Her hearty laughter showed how satisfied she was last night.
Wade kicked the 'holster' on his leg hard, trying to promote the self-healing of the bones: "I think we should get to know each other better. You see, I have no sense of responsibility. I am just greedy for your body. Isn't it a bit too much to get married?
pass?"
"No problem, I don't want to be responsible. I'm also greedy for your body." Inez turned her face and raised her eyebrows at Wade, her little tongue still sliding between her lips: "So it's okay for us to be together.
That’s it, let’s satisfy each other from now on, so we don’t have to go out and spend money anymore.”
"If you say that...it makes sense." Deadpool blinked and touched his chin. He was convinced: "But what about Domino? What's her condition?"
There's no other reason, because Inez is so big, and Texas girls are really big in everything.
As for Vanessa, there is no need to break up, since no one cares about such things anyway, they just got married.
You shouldn’t care, right? Probably?
"Don't mind me, I'm just joining in the fun." The panda-eyed girl also got up and slapped Deadpool with her backhand: "But your way of playing is so disgusting, perverted! I need to slow down for a while."
"Hey? Is it really disgusting to play?" Deadpool covered his face and watched the girl get up with some regret: "Just remind me, or draw it. Hey, I have lost my memory and can't remember it!"
Domino angrily ignored him. Instead, he got out of bed, got dressed, walked to the window and pinched Inez's butt: "Cow, I have to go. Mutants have established a utopia. I want to go over and see my compatriots."
If you have any work, see you later."
"Goodbye Bitchi, come back to New York and find us again."
Inez laughed and told her friend to get out. They were in a luxurious suite of an unknown hotel. Bags of cash were piled in the living room. Domino picked up her share, two bulging travel bags.
, waving his middle finger upright to the two of them, opened the door and got out.
"Okay, let's go." Inez took a few deep breaths at the window, sat back on the bed again, and showed Wade her cell phone: "By the way, honey, I've been interested in it a long time ago.
What do you think of a house?"
The photo online is of a duplex high-rise apartment, and you can see the Empire State Building from its window, so it should be in New York.
Well, fortunately, it's not on the Upper East Side or Flushing. This house is only priced at four million dollars.
"Hey, I think renting a house is actually quite good. Look at me..." Wade doesn't have that much money at all. He makes money quickly and spends it quickly. He has no concept of financial management at all. Mercenaries are all these days.
Everyone is drunk today, except my cousin, the weirdo.
As soon as he finished speaking, Inez looked at him disappointedly, and then tears rolled out of her beautiful eyes:
"I am only 20 years old this year. I came from the simple countryside of Texas to the big city of New York. I thought I had met true love before marrying you. But in the end, you are not even willing to buy me a house! Woohoo! My life is good.
It’s bitter!”
"Don't cry, don't, buy, buy, buy, I'll buy you whatever you want." Wade was most afraid of a woman crying, let alone a beautiful woman who was close to him. He immediately jumped up from the bed.
Wiping her tears with a quilt: "I'll find a way to get some money to buy you this house!"
"I've figured it out for you, here." Inez sniffed, took back her phone and dialed it a few times, then put it in front of Wade again: "Look at this, there is this mission on the mercenary APP, go to Russia and steal a
If a nuclear bomb is sent to the Democratic Republic of the Congo for delivery, it will cost two million US dollars."
Wade looked at his phone, then at his wife, and turned to face the deserted place aside: "Friends in the live broadcast room, why do I feel like I have fallen into some terrible pit? This is what my cousin calls 'siege'
?"
"Don't act crazy, there's nothing over there, my dear." Inez used brute force to pull Wade's head back, and the cervical vertebrae made a shattering sound: "First scan your pupils to accept this task.
I can help you book a flight and leave right away."
"Wait, am I going alone?" Deadpool opened his eyelids and took a picture. Then he caught the schoolbag and clothes thrown by his wife and was pushed towards the door.
"I'll go back to New York to pay the deposit first." The outlaw picked up the remaining money bags by the door, which he got from robbing the casino last night: "This is our share. Don't you think it's a good house?"
Are you waiting for someone? You go and come back quickly, we are not on the same road, I will go over there first, okay!"
Bang!
The door closed behind the two of them, and the happy-faced woman carried a large amount of cash and ran and disappeared at the end of the hotel corridor. Her crisp laughter echoed in the air.
Deadpool stood in the corridor wearing his uniform with a suspicious look on his face, as if he had discovered something suspicious. He sighed and said to the man next to him:
"She would cry and laugh. Women are really changeable. Just like the cheese on a pizza, it can become anything in the oven. I once saw a pizza with a big tomato sauce painted on it.
Dick, well, that's because I owe the pizza shop owner money, but the truth remains the same..."
He babbled to himself and walked to the other end of the corridor. There was no doubt that this discovery was of no value.