To put it bluntly, Western weddings are relatively simple. In addition, the current conditions do not allow it, and Su Ming has no way to find a priest. There are not even on-site guests to watch the ceremony, let alone a buffet.
Apart from the red carpet and some flowers, the big cake was the most conspicuous thing in the venue. Harley had already swallowed her saliva several times while staring at the cake.
After Lori read those lines that stimulated the golden eagle's mentality, Strangler controlled the sound department to play the wedding march. In this solemn song, the little orangutan was lifted off the ground by its arms and legs by the android, and walked forward comically
.
The orangutan comes from a circus, and he also knows very well what program effects are. At this time, if Golden Eagle is watching TV, which is the only media channel currently broadcasting in Gotham, then the more funny and unbearable he behaves, then Golden Eagle will
Will get angrier.
My character in this scene is a clown.
So Bobo didn't show any intelligence beyond ordinary people at all. Instead, he imitated the ordinary orangutan in the zoo, hung on the arm of the android, turned his lower lip and laughed, and screamed, looking like
A slightly smarter beast.
As the music played, he danced and pointed at the cake and his mouth, drooling and wetting the front of his clothes.
Even Deathstroke, who was walking behind Bobo, admired him a little. Little Fuorang was really dedicated to his work. He really didn't need to explain in detail and never lost his temper.
This performance is indeed just right. The worse the groom is, the more psychologically unbalanced Golden Eagle will be. As long as he sees this scene, he will definitely not be able to bear it as a man.
'Would you rather sleep with a gorilla than have sex with me?'
'What is this groom?'
'Mother! This is such an insult to me!'
You should have thoughts like this, right? After all, Golden Eagle regards Eagle Girl as his forbidden love, so now that he sees her 'resurrected', he will definitely not let another man get involved, let alone an orangutan.
In the final analysis, perverted Oedipus is a kind of cognitive misalignment and a twisted form of 'identity worship'.
Even in Golden Eagle's mind, he wanted to rape Kendra for her own good.
Because his past experiences were truly mediocre. His glorious years were before adulthood, when he was rich and handsome as a mule.
That period of time was considered by him to be the peak of his life, because even though he later joined the superhero team, his life was barely enough for food and clothing.
At the peak of his life, apart from his poison-trafficking skills, he was only praised for his ability to fool around with women in bed.
But the women he dealt with were all paid to do things. In the process, they would definitely praise his abilities in that area. In order to please the boss, they would also say that they wanted to have his children.
It's all a routine, and Wade doesn't even know how much money he was coaxed out of by the ladies because of this.
The difference is that the little cousin is a sane person in the madness. He is just looking for fun and knows what he is thinking. But Golden Eagle is just the opposite. He is really proud of it.
He now worships the reincarnation of his mother, who is Kendra, and loves her deeply. He wants to provide her with the best enjoyment, the best life in his shallow understanding.
So he wanted to use the best things he had, to let his mother enjoy the ultimate happiness in the world, to use his body to make her feel comfortable every day, and to give birth to some perfect children to share the happiness of a family.
Kendra's resistance was seen by him as a mother trying to reject her child's kindness, so he was very persistent and would not give up even if she beat her violently, because this is love.
It's not that lunatics don't have logic, it's just that ordinary people can't understand it.
Of course, this is the morbid thinking of a madman and is not worth promoting.
People with this kind of complex will often show a very strong desire for exclusivity when it comes to the person who is the mother figure in their heart, and can do any crazy things.
These are the details of the entire strategy.
The short red carpet soon came to an end, and the newlyweds stood next to the big cake. The emcee, Lori, looked down at the steps on the note, which had some time-delaying questions written on it.
Why doesn't Golden Eagle come? She can't hold on any longer!
"Three young men fell in love with a girl at the same time. In order to decide who of them could marry the girl, they decided to have a duel with pistols. Little Plum's hit rate was 30%, and Xiao Huangmao was better than him, with a hit rate of 50%.
The best shooter is Vasily, he never makes a mistake and his hit rate is 100%. Due to this obvious fact, for the sake of fairness, they decided to go in this order: Xiao Lizi shot first, Xiao Huangmao second, and Vasily
Finally. And then the cycle continues until there is only one of them left, then...when will Nick Fury die?"
When she read the last sentence on the prompt note according to the script, Lori shook herself and almost fell.
Who is this Nick Fury? He didn’t appear in the question at all! No! Who has brainteasers at their wedding?!
The old bat on the other side of the screen smiled slightly, he already knew the answer.
It is known that the three of them are dueling with pistols, so the rule of the duel is that there must be witnesses. Dueling for lovers was very popular in the Renaissance era, and the witnesses were often the girls themselves.
After all, in front of the girl you love, no one would be embarrassed to use off-the-chart moves, this is only fair.
Then Nick Fury is this girl. She actually appears in the title, but it's just very hidden. Moreover, the girl has a man's name. This is a means of misleading information.
The probability of the first shooter hitting the target is only 30%. This is another language trap. Simply talking about hit rate? What is the probability of hitting?
There is a small probability of hitting the duel target, but a high probability of hitting the notary? So Nick Fury is most likely to die when the first shot is fired!
The old bat sat on his chair and nodded with satisfaction. He was very satisfied with his sword. At the same time, he was also a little interested in the genius who came up with the question. This is simply a new generation of Riddler.
Thinking of the old man who died in Arkham, his expression became a little sad again.
Not to mention Batman having fun watching TV and answering questions, after a bunch of brain teasers about Nick Fury came out, Lori felt numb all over.
This unknown character’s name appears more frequently than today’s protagonist Bobo. Is that okay?
Fortunately, after almost twenty minutes, the wedding finally got back on track.
In American weddings, there is often a process where the priest will ask anyone present if they object to the marriage.
Generally speaking, it is just a formality, but occasionally it will cause the drama of the runaway bride, and because it is a 'wedding before the gods', this kind of regretful marriage is actually recognized by the gods by default. Not only does it not mean that the affair is exposed, but the groom generally has no shame.
Chase.
Luo Rui, who had a thirsty mouth, saw the end of the comedy and happily read the last paragraph on the big note: "Before announcing that you two are husband and wife, I must ask the guests present if any of you object to it.
This holy marriage?”
"I object!"
As soon as she finished speaking, someone broke the glass of the studio facing the street and appeared in a dashing heroic posture.