Chapter 3017 Chopping down trees is equivalent to chopping down the whole family
After making an appointment for a video game night tonight, Wade compromised. Although he was a bit of a jerk, he would not destroy his friend's pure love.
But after leaving Xiaochong's home and walking alone on the way to the bar, he looked at the streets with cars passing by and suddenly felt a sense of emptiness.
Vanessa is often away from home, and Enoz always sleeps and flies with Domino. The young ladies he finds are just for fun, so where is his home?
Thinking of this, a black and yellow figure suddenly flashed through his mind.
"No, that's my cousin's home, and he's still in the swamp. There's only gin in the house. It's not suitable for me to go there. A handsome brother-in-law and sister-in-law will gossip when they are seen alone. Old Tie
Let’s stop making blind ideas.”
He raised his head and looked at the sky above the street, talking to himself and waving his hands to the side, as if to drive away the chaotic thoughts.
But at this moment, he suddenly lost his footing and fell into the sewer below. Someone stole the manhole cover, causing him to fall freely.
With a loud bang, he fell onto the cold concrete walkway. Both his legs were broken on the spot, and the bone stubble came out of his pants. It may take some time to heal.
But maybe it was a blessing in disguise. After his eyes adjusted to the dim underground light, he discovered that there was a super beautiful woman right next to him who was looking at him leisurely.
This woman was wearing a very revealing swimsuit-style armor and a purple gauze covering her body. I don't know if it was an illusion, but her skin seemed to be glowing lavender.
But these are not important. The key is that her front and back are curved, and her whole person exudes strong charm.
"Deadpool? Wade Wilson?"
"Exactly, I am the passionate red rose among the mercenaries, Deadpool, hello, beauty." Wade instantly took out a rose from his trouser pocket, gently held it in his mouth, and said calmly: "Although
It may be a bit presumptuous, but there is a question that has been lingering in my mind since I saw you, and that is - date? I have certain... specialties."
If it weren't for the large pool of blood under Deadpool and the smelly sewer, this scene would probably be quite romantic.
I guess so.
The woman smiled. She stretched out her fingers to lift his chin, pulled off the mask and looked at it. Then she opened Wade's lower lip like she was testing an animal and looked at his teeth.
Then she nodded with satisfaction and straightened up while hugging the two mountains on her chest: "You are quite handsome. As for wanting to sleep with me? That depends on your performance. I need you to help me kill a few people."
"No problem, give me a kiss first as a deposit, and then just see how I perform." Deadpool's legs healed instantly, he jumped up from the ground, and presented the rose in his mouth to the woman: "But, in
Before we go to bed, I want to ask what I should call you?"
The woman took the flower and smelled it, showed a charming smile, turned around and left, and at the same time raised her finger at Deadpool, asking him to follow:
"I am Shakira, you can call me Her Majesty the Queen, the time has come, I have been waiting for you for a long time..."
Queen? Wade, who always dealt with prostitutes, female mercenaries, and spiritual girls, suddenly began to breathe heavily. This woman's strength and arrogance made him feel new excitement.
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Su Ming silently lifted a fish-man off his forearm. The fish-man with a round hole in his chest was splashed with pieces of his internal organs, but he was strangled and cleaned up in the next second.
"No, the fishmen in this area have no memory of seeing the monster last night."
Deathstroke walked out of the water and shrugged at Professor Xu on the shore. He followed the mucus and smell to the water's edge. The trace was broken. It seemed that the unformed monster had entered the water.
So Su Ming wanted to inquire from the local residents, but the indigenous fishmen here were not very cooperative, so he had to let Zhuosha get the information from their heads.
"Meow, let's do it, Master Su." Xu Xian shook her head. Because of the muddy environment in the swamp, she had always maintained her elemental form floating in the air: "Let me prepare to cast a spell. Since you said humanoid
If he exists in this swamp, then I will contact him to ask."
"do you know him?"
Su Ming naturally wouldn't refuse, but the humanoid is almost an autistic anti-hero. Except for the Howling Commandos and Midnight Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D., and a few people in Orange Town, he doesn't get along with them.
Anyone contact.
Being soaked in the depths of the swamp all day long, it is naturally impossible to have any communication tools such as mobile phones, and it is a bit like the swamp monster next door, and the humanoid brain is not very good.
Swamp Thing is the spokesperson for the greenness of all things, so cutting down a tree is equivalent to cutting down his entire family.
The humanoid is a skeleton wrapped in vines. He regards plants as his family, so destroying the plants in the swamp on a large scale is equivalent to killing his whole family.
Su Ming's original plan was to cut down trees. Maybe the humanoid would be angry at first, but it didn't matter. The Supreme Mage was best at 'convincing people with reason'.
"I don't know him, but I have seen it in the intelligence of the Divine Spear Bureau. Strictly speaking, he should be considered a certain kind of plant, right?" Professor Xu pulled out a yellow talisman from the cloud on his sleeve and blinked:
"Then the Five Elements Taoist Technique is used to search for mountain spirits and wood monsters, which is exactly the right match for the profession."
The death knell floating out of the water shook the water on his body and knocked Leonid on the head: "Look at what Teacher Xu did, why don't you study seriously?"
"He can't learn, don't hit him."
Professor Xu covered her mouth and snickered while casting the spell. She was also very happy to see the degenerate capitalist kid being beaten, but after all, she was also a mage who protected the earth. It would not be good if he was beaten stupid, so she tried to persuade him:
"Taoist magic is a type of immortal magic that uses the power of the earth's veins and the five elements. Those who can learn it must have the blood of the Celestial Dynasty. Although Leo is a strange existence with abundant energy, after all, he cannot be recognized by certain existences.
The corresponding spell cannot be released."
After hearing this explanation, Leonid looked at his master with resentment: "Teacher, look, it's not that I don't want to learn, it's that I can't learn."
Who knew that the death knell hit him on the head again: "Why don't you wear a hat? Who told you to step with your left foot first just now? Why do you have to hit the big end when cracking an egg?"
"...I always crack eggs at the small end." Leonid seemed to be wronged, he rubbed his head and muttered softly.
"You still dare to talk back? I'll hit you!" Deathstroke hit him with his finger again, looking very angry: "It seems that I want to explain your recent performance to Nikolai, just say that you think about it every day.
Women who don’t seek advancement at all will be eliminated by society.”
"No, teacher, don't say it. I was wrong. I won't dare to do it anymore." Leonid begged for mercy on the spot, and once again realized that if Deathstroke wanted to hit him, it would be best to bear it silently, because the Supreme Mage would not
Incorrect.
Just when the master and the disciples got back together, the swamp in front of them also started to stir, and a huge creature suddenly rose from the water, and the water splashing down from it even formed a rainbow.
Su Ming gave up the words of educating his disciples and stepped in front of everyone. His black and yellow mask rose and his voice became like an evil ghost:
"Humanoid, I have something I want to talk to you about."